@CaffeineVisions Not all of us...

I'm Taxi Driver

RT @Starmarnite: 'I can handle a few pricks' says PM following HIV test

It's so shameful of me I like you(r tweets)

@Dandyismo We'll be monitoring the situation.

Academics who spend their lives hiding their mistakes They look at you and I and envy makes them cry Envy makes them cry

But Neemar hurt me, When he blocked me but, I have forgiven you Neemar For all of the theory, You placed in me when there's no one I can turn to with this theory

@fingerishatroc1 "Ewww" You should've ran while you still could.

Keir Starmer to 'not be remembered'

World leaders have 'absolutely nothing to say' about the death of UK PM, Keir Starmer, earlier today from AIDS induced pneumonia.

Taylor Swift Ticket Gift now 'pretty well explained' following 'revelations' about passed PM's proclivities.

PM was one of those 'boring queers' cabinet whistle-blower says in response to his passing from AIDS.

PM dies of 'HIV' following test, stunning absolutely nobody.

@bukesisback @ukipperlad Brexit means ------

@Inputgr8 From the Academic Agency?

Pennies are just these filthy anachronistic things at this point.

@8EyedEel None of the men in those pictures are out of shape.

@Inputgr8 Bit disturbing, will he be walking back this statement?