Chelsey
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Queen of Chaos. Charmingly feral. Chili’s Advocate. Bud Heavy Faithful. Ex-Tweep.
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While the cake’s message was fun, the actual dessert was unreal.
Support the local Burlingame Bakery
@CopenhagenBake
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@NotHoodlum
@TaylorLorenz
To be fair, I resigned via resignation letter, several very lovely and supportive internal conversations, an internal email AND the cake.
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Are we starting meetings at :00 or :05?
Somebody decide for all of us.
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Twitterverse: I’d like you meet Jayson Brooks Kamenetskiy
2.28.21
Taking after his mom already, arriving early and giving side eye.
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Getting trolled on my last day at Twitter for my resignation cake is actually poetry.
#LoveWhereYouWorked
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Don’t sleep on this video of my kid saying soup. 10/10 recommend. Proven to elevate your Monday.
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@gosuprime21
@Dexerto
Because I resigned, humbly, with another opportunity ahead. Not every ending is a bitter dramatic one. The cake was a sweet joke for my amazing friends and former coworkers. Lighten up.
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While this year may have cancelled some of our adventures, I’m certain the one this new year will bring is going to be our greatest. Shanah Tovah from our little growing family.
#BabyKOnTheWay
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I confirmed with my young cousin that “she ate that” and being called “mother” are good things.
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Oh ya know, just your average wake-up-to-pee-and-check-your-email-existential-crisis.
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Today is the 25th anniversary of Heavy Weights, and I’m ancient. Thank you
@JuddApatow
@Disney
for this masterpiece.
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I bought $48 worth of
@revlon
💄
@GalGadot
#WonderWoman
from
@Walmart
on my husbands credit card yesterday and he hasn’t said anything yet...but he’ll probably see this tweet...
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If that's a joke, I love it. If not, can't wait to unpack that with you later.
@jasonsudeikis
@TedLasso
@TwitterParents
#WatchUsWingIt
#HappyHalloween
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Happy birthday to my favorite little dude. Thanks for making each day brighter with your smile, giggles and old man farts. YOU’RE ONE!
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Excited to start part 2 of my journey with
@Fleishman
today as an SVP! Feels good to be back with the FHamily.
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A thank you thread to the
@united
staff on flight UA1931.
Thank you to the gate agent. Passenger after passenger pushed in front of me holding my squirming baby to board first. She put her arm out to get us through and handed Jay a fake boarding pass to play with. He loved it.
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Tonight I also somehow got on stage with my icon
@idinamenzel
I don’t know if I embarrassed my family or made them proud but you only have one life and tonight I lived mine hard.
@BairdCenter
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I misquoted Dwight as Leslie Knope in my goodbye email and now I REALLY have to quit.
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Tell me you just started back at work as a first time parent, without telling me you just started back at work as a first time parent…
#WatchUsWingIt
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Welcome to California, Milly! We are so lucky to add you to our family. Don’t let Pinot’s face fool you - she’s thrilled to be a tiny big sister. ❤️🐾
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Guys. My dad
@MartyBrooksWCD
and I both randomly joined the same
@onepeloton
class today. The family that spins together!
#HighFive
#pelothon2020
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Today was fucking hard but I taught my kid to drum before bedtime and the finale is worth the wait.
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You must buy
@tygordonsworld
book We Can: Portraits of Power. This Bay Area teen is gifted beyond measure. His book gives so much new life to faces and stories I thought I knew.
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My friends and family are probably sick of me gushing about
@wander
so now all of Twitter can hear. Did I mention the s'mores?!
Why does
@FollowChelsey
and her family keep coming back to Wander Anchor Bay? And why is Wander their go-to choice for travel now? See for yourself in this 5 minute video featuring these incredible Wanderers.
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What’s the Twitter equivalent for a later-gram? Post-Tweet-em? After-Tweet?
Whatever the word is - this is one for my kids Two Legit To Quit Birthday this weekend.
Relishing what is likely my last opportunity to pick the birthday party theme with 90s nostalgia.
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Huge congrats on an amazing year
@wander
. My favorite memory is this moment - my girl, my boy, sunset and smiles.
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Knew you were ours the moment I saw you at the rescue. Rest Easy Dudley. Thanks for loving me and tolerating Jay.
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Thanks for the moral support
@TwitterFaith
First time making challah outside of Hebrew school.
#ShanahTovah
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Therapy takeaway others may need to hear:
Bad moms don’t worry if they’re a good mom.
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@onepeloton
Rides ✔️thanks for the support to my PeloTweeps, Dad
@MartyBrooksWCD
and sister
@samlbroo
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And just like that, it’s back to work. So grateful for the amazing 20 weeks with this dude and to be returning to a job and company I love.
#WatchUsWingIt
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Don’t sleep on this video of my kid saying soup. 10/10 recommend. Proven to elevate your Monday.
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How to Escape to the Desert
a 🧵
Brought to you by nature, friendship,
@Rivian
and
@wander
.
#FindYourHappyPlace
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@Tinkapuff
@HBAcrypto
@Dexerto
Do you think I worked for Twitter and can’t handle trolls? Baby, I live to spread positivity among haters.
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No light could shine as bright as you Luna baby. Sending my whole heart, love and prayers to the Ruidiaz family.
#LightsforLuna
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In honor of
@wander
birthday, here is the best view I’ve ever sent my end of week report from.
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When you’re working from your parents’ basement, be sure to locate the largest family portrait, circa the Bat Mitzvah years, for your conference call background and coworkers’ viewing pleasure.
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Can’t believe it’s been one year at Twitter. While the team lunches, client travel and in-person bonding was cut short, I don’t feel like I missed out in the least. So proud of where I work, who I work with and what the future has in store.
#LoveWhereYouWork
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The best Shabbat Shalom I can give is on the tuckus of my “nice Jewish boy.”
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Adding Plate Picaso to my resume.
#SFGiants
Shout out to
@carmenkiew
@annearcelo
and section 109 for your unwavering support.
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And on the 8th day of his life our boy crushed his Bris. I don’t know if that’s an appropriate thing to say, but the little dude took it like a champ.
#ProudJewishMother
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Last night I had a dream that
@elonmusk
asked me to come back to Twitter, but only if I negotiated a contract at 10 p.m. while playing tennis.
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I didn’t cry on camera while eating a
@nothingbundt
cake with a serving fork, but I did cry immediately after hanging up the video chat. Thank you to the best Tweeps a girl could imagine. Baby K’s extended family is special beyond belief.
#LoveWhereYouWork
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While you were too busy watching Succession, I spotted this shark in the bay!
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I guess I'll be holding my
#Twitterversary
to the same tradition of my oldest dog's birthday - realizing I missed it weeks after.
Three years in the blink of an eye.
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Thank you to the Tweep playing Juvenile - Back That Ass Up loudly on the 8th floor.
Need that energy today.
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No Sunday scaries when you have your tiny, big sister to snuggle up on.
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Thankful for the other single runner doing the most with my post race photo.
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When the second child learns to pose for the camera and the first child is left out of the photo...
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Kids, if you’re afraid your parents will be mad about getting tattoos, wait until your 35. Then, they’ll just roll their eyes.
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