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Girl Dad | Texan | FF/Medic | Lifter of heavy shit | “Thirst trap”
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Violence isn’t necessarily the answer, but it’s always an option.
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Pretty sure she won
Model Tess Holliday bravely opens up about anorexia battle in emotional post
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Not officially a dad yet, but this little girl already has me wrapped around her fingers 🥰
#NewProfilePic
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OTD in 1942, U.S. and Filipino soldiers surrendered to the Japanese on the Bataan Peninsula. They spent the next 3.5 years enduring hell on earth.
The man in the red circle is one of the lucky ones who survived. I wouldn’t be here today if he hadn’t.
#FormerPOWRecognitionDay
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Wife brought home regular-stuf Oreos…we had a good run, but I’ll be calling a lawyer on Monday.
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I don’t know if I’d call it better, but I’m thankful every single day of my life that he was strong enough to survive the 3.5 years of hell of earth he went through, otherwise I wouldn’t be here today.
Whip em out. Who’s got a better photo of your grandpa than me? Show me your gramps. Let’s see em.
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Forgive me Lord for this sin I’m about to commit, but this hospital steak is dry AF and tastes like shoe leather.
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Get you some friends who love your kiddos like they are their own.
Aunt
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teaching Madison that taxation is theft 🥰
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Today seems like an appropriate day to let y’all in on a little secret.
Baby boy due in November
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When I have to use the thigh cuff on your arm to get an accurate blood pressure, that’s a YOU problem.
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🚨🚨 ATTENTION EVERYBODY 🚨🚨
STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND COME LOOK AT HOW AMAZING MY WIFEY LOOKS 😍
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Look at how far we’ve come.
A year ago today, you were implanted and those next 12 weeks were some of the most nerve-wracking of my life.
These past 14 weeks have been some of the most joyous, and I know it only gets better from here.
Daddy loves you so much, Madison
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@JesseKellyDC
Spent the first 51 hours of our first child’s life locked away from her in a negative-pressure room. Our only (limited) interaction was through FaceTime, and that only happened after raising copious amounts of hell.
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I got the best present ever back in October 🥰
I had to work today, but we’re still got to open a present together 😊
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She’s not on this hellsite and I don’t talk about her much, but on this
#InternationalWomensDay
I just want to say how grateful and blessed I am for my wife.
She makes me a better person every day, and she’s an incredible mother to our baby girl
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After sanding to 600 grit, it’s time for a 3 hour mineral oil bath.
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Go out and have your fun, but if you’re going to drink have a plan. Play rock, paper, scissors to see who has to DD, use Uber, call a cab…do anything other than go drive drunk.
Don’t be the one my brothers have to come cut out.
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Threesome? No thanks.
If I wanted to disappoint two people at the same time, I’d go have dinner with my parents.
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🚨 TURKEY FRYING PSA 🚨
1 - THAW YOUR FUCKING TURKEY
2 - DO NOT fry inside/under house eaves. Open area frying ONLY
3 - Put your turkey in an empty pot and fill with water until bird is barely covered
4 - Remove turkey and note where water level is without the bird in the pot
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I blame inflation
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In order to properly secure the bacon to the patty, cheese must be placed underneath and on top of your bacon stack.
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Excuse me, little miss…I’m gonna need you to stop growing up 🥺
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Full belly, clean diaper, and daddy cuddles. What more could a little girl want? 🥰
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Because I worked my ass off to look like this, Katherine.
Drink up, you salty bitch.
Thirst traps are pornographic in their very nature.
Why are you posting it?
Who are you posting it for?
What do you expect from posting it?
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Brb, going to the border to get separated from my family.
The U.S. is in talks to offer immigrant families separated at the border in 2018 about $450,000 a person in compensation, people familiar with the matter say
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Had to send my first baby girl over over the Rainbow Bridge today. She’s no longer in pain, and is free to chase all the squirrels and cats she wants. We love you and we’re going to miss you so much, Molly ♥️
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I has the sadz.
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The darker the humor, the better
Kthanksloveyouguys
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If you’re not wearing an American flag swimsuit today, you’re a commie
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