Fern (Team MONEY ๐ธ๐ต)
@FernShawArt
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โฟ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ฒ๐ซ 21yo she/her
Joined February 2019
New pinned post, yippee ! <3 . With the amount of commissions I've been asked to do lately, I think it's time to raise my prices ! . Headshots are now 20$, halfbodies 30$, fullbodies 40$, and Chibis 30$ ! . Prices for sketch pages or memes will depend on their complexity
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Misogyny, misogyny, misogyny and . PERRY THE PLATYPUS ?!.
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MY DAD FOUND A FERAL KITTEN . AND LIKE ??? WHY SO BLUE
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As someone who's bilingual, if you want to make a character switch in between languages, make them forget a word and try to see how they awkwardly make shit up. "Can you close the . Raaaah putain comment on dit fenรชtre dรฉjร . The house hole. The glass opening. THE WINDOW !".
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How it feels to protect a lesbian character from all the men calling them their waifus.
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I haven't seen many people talk about Gaza lately so I feel the need to share a VERY important update . Israel has pulled up a lot of their troops out of Gaza right now, and they're asking their citizens to stockpile goods. It seems that they're fearing an attack from Iran >.
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I don't care if you don't like spiders. But if you go under a post of my beloved pet spider to tell me you'd kill her if you saw her, you are simply and purely a fucking asshole. You don't see me go under photos of your dog to comment how much I'd like to kill him ?!.
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Israel : Oh nooooo why would you take Palestine's side they're homophobic ! . Also Israel :.
"I'm not antisemitic, I'm racist fluid." - random @Columbia student. Watch @Eretz_Nehederet's latest take on what's happening on some college campuses.
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So my girlfriend is an intern in a vet clinic and today she had to take care of a dog who cut his tail's tip, which is a part that tends to bleed a lot . But he was so happy to get this much attention that he couldn't stop wagging his tail . Artistic rendition of what happened :
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Rough week to be both a Splatoon fan and a Pokemon fan
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I love the differences between these three like . Shiver is embracing death. Her colors are heavily associated with death and she wears a flower symbolic of death . Frye is avoiding death, wearing sacred symbols of good luck and protection. And big man's going WEEE SPOOKY.
Tried to break down Deep Cuts new Splatoween outfits . Shivers looking more like a Geisha with a spider lily as their new headpiece and wearing gold . Fryes decked out in beautiful silver jewelry and white face paint . Big MAN isnโt a ghost,, heโs the BoogeyMAN (wicked pun imo)
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I fear I can't post this one on reddit or they'll crucify me
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The amount of death threats I got for this shit y'all
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As a cane user, my cane is . Kind of like my baby. It's a part of my body, similar to a limb. I rarely let people hold it unless it's a close friend. I even decorated it to feel closer to it. To me, this feels like seeing people taking a happy photo with severed limbs.
Like this? Looted canes of the elderly and disabled, held by the pillagers who grin and pose like children on holiday?
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THIS IS A PUBLIC HEALTH MESSAGE IN DESTINATION OF THE INKFISH POPULATION.Is your partner more affectionate than usual ? Maybe too much ?.Be careful, this may be a sign that they have contracted SCR.(This thread contains graphic/disturbing imagery. Please proceed with caution)
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Okay so quick recap. Marina : . - Graduated from the best military school in her country at 9 . - Created one of the only octarian weapons that can't be broken . - Can DJ, write, compose, sing, draw, create giant machines and create bombs, all at a pro level . And she's at 7% ??.
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I'm gonna cry, pokemon concierge has a disabled magikarp that needs a floatie to swim around that is so fucking adorable
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I TOLD MY GIRLFRIEND HOW PEARL AND MARINA MET AND SHE MADE THIS I'M FUCKING CRYING
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To the people that keep saying that inklings and Octolings can't be disabled. Clears throat . THE MAIN VILLAIN OF THE FUCKING STORY IS DISABLED. THE FACT THAT HE CAN'T GET OUR OF SWIM FORM IS HIS MAIN CHARACTERISTIC HOW THE FUCK DID YOU MISS THAT /LH
The wooden ramp over the stairs for accessibility ๐ญ๐ฅน
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(CW : disturbing content). BEWARE OF WEEPING INK SYNDROME, THE NEW ILLNESS SPREADING OVER THE SPLATLANDS. This is a thread dedicated to inform the population about the weeping ink syndrome, also called WIS. This parasite is deadly and we desperately need more awareness about it
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While I've seen a lot of Splatoon fans having a "eat the rich" mentality, it seems like none of them have anything against Pearl. If anything, we kind of praise her. Why is that you may ask ? Well I think there are quite a few reasons for that. >๐งต
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12 Million sales worldwide. > Woman led society. All soldiers we fight are women. > Almost every single main character that isn't a villain is a woman. > Lesbian idols .> Three non binary characters .> The main theme of the game is "don't be racist" .> Autistic characters
@PaulTassi Do you have an example of a woke game that succeeded?.
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[NEW SALMONID ALERT] . After gathering my thoughts and taking a bit of time to give you illustrations, let me tell you about a brand new type of salmonid wave . Now introducing : Oil spills
Y'all I just had a dream about a new frankly TERRIFYING salmonid special wave (that's what I get for playing until EVP999) . would you guys be interested in seeing an illustrated explanation of it ? ๐ It would take me a bit I think so I want to check if people want to see it.
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You'll never believe just how many comments I had to delete under this because they were telling me to kill myself because "they can always tell". I'm literally cis ๐ญ.
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Splatoon players making the same unfunny forehead joke about the same two characters for the 100th time .(they can't stand that these two characters aren't made for the male gaze and wish they could be "more fuckable")
everybody has that one fandom joke about their favorite character that they fucking despise.
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Everyone has been complaining about the Splatoon fandom being ableist lately and I'm just thinking like . Yeah. Always has been. I've been mocked and called stupid for MONTHS because I use sticks only. Guess what. I'm literally bedbound. I CANNOT switch to motion control.
comp splatoon players when disabled people want to play the game
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did she forget to drink her daily blue raspberry slushy or did they rush the art so bad that they forgot Frye's tongue color-
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Small reminder for everyone who wants more male characters in Splatoon : . A guy bought $3.5k of Splatoon's shares SPECIFICALLY to go to a meeting to say "As a man I don't feel represented enough in this franchise :(" . Furukawa's answer ? . "Thank you for your opinion" . LMAO.
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WAIT .WAIT NOW IT'S ACTUALLY CANON THAT DEDF1SH HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED AND/OR WORKED FOR EVERY SINGLE VILLAIN IN THE SPLATOON STORY MODE .I'M FUCKING CRYING HER LIFE IS A FUCKING LOONEY TUNES JOKE.
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Rise from the deep sea to a world you could never imagine
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Do not give up on Palestinian lives. Do not forget them, do not act like they are already dead. There are still hundreds of thousands waiting to be rescued. If you can, donate to @CareForGaza to give them basic every day needs. If you can't, KEEP SPREADING THE WORD.
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"Nintendo isn't woke" . Nintendo gave us a nonbinary person as a main character just a couple months ago, along with two women whose entire purpose is to flirt with each other for an entire DLC. Like they ACTIVELY drop the word flirting . But yeah no japanese people can't be woke
We now have definitive proof that if a character looked at the camera and said โi am transgenderโ people would still argue that they arent
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I will never stfu about how Splatoon is a love letter to artists. This entire world is based on art. So many weapons are art supplies, most of the important characters we know of are artists, music has so much power in-game that it can change someone's entire worldview . .
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For anyone who thinks this is weird : reminder that we have a scene in the manga were an octoling just straight up sells takoyaki made out of his hair
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I think that we tend to forget way too easily that these two girls are literally highly trained soldiers. They are not your uwu poor little helpless girlies they will lift you up with a single arm and throw you like a frisbee. I bet they don't even need bodyguards
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FRYE LITERALLY SAID "clearly you don't own an air fryer" I'M FUCKING CRYING ?!
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"If I am killed for simply living, let death be kinder than man"
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Okay, two things I've noticed about Dedf1sh in the trailer :. One, she has a LOT of personality, much more than we expected. Meaning she's either healing from sanitization or was affected differently than what we thought. Two, she has a new strange bandage on her left arm .
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Last week, Israel seemingly killed two high ranked Iranian soldiers in a strike in Damascus and the Iranian government basically told them that their embassies afe no longer safe. They closed 28 embassies over the last few days but keep pretending that everything's fine.
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I really love the fact that Marina is like. A highly trained weapon engineer who could probably turn a toaster and a bottle of orange juice into a lethal bomb. But this stupid 4'9ft tall squid just has to go "stay back I'll protect you" and Marina feels a thousand times more safe
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"It's going to be an idols fest !" ."It's going to be Past vs Present vs future !" . BITCH THEY SOMEHOW DID BOTH ?!.
To reflect on the good ol' days, to embrace the here and now, or to look forward to what's to come? That is the question you'll answer in #Splatoon3's #GrandFestival!
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"Oh I read this with doofenshmirtz's voice !" .I SURE HOPE YOU DID !!.
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It seems that Israel is finally fearing a strike back. That, along with the repeated targeted strikes against humanitarian workers that lead for the US to FINALLY ask for a ceasefire, is a very important pressure we need to be aware of.
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It's crazy how many of the cishet men that "simp" for Marina would actually hate her in real life. They think she's this bimbo sex machine that they can have as a trophy wife but in reality this woman canonically wants to ramble about excavators for about four hours autism style.
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Bringing this shit back because I'm seeing this kind of art again ๐ญ.
Cishet men drawing Pearl and Marina be like (protect the lesbians from them I'm begging you)
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I had an idea for a variation
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OH MY GOD .EVERYONE WAS JOKING ABOUT OFF THE HOOK DOING A COLLAB WITH DEEP CUT TO PISS OFF BIG MAN AFTER HE CHEATED ON THEM . BUT THEY ACTUALLY DID IT ??
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@RealMisterMikey I'm never getting over that one German kid on Tumblr that said "compressed horse" when talking about a pony.
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If you wanna play this game, this is on the same console
You'd be right if this at least looked "okay". This is bad. If it were serviceable, it'd be cool. But no, it's just bad.
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Dedf1sh's lore wasn't retconned. If anything, it was made better with side order. They still sanitized themselves willingly. And now, we know why they did it : after Marina disappeared they had nothing left to loose. I think sanitization was basically suicide for them >๐งต.
Wow what a cool green octoling. Surely their backstory wont be completely retconned
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Okay but you know what's even funnier about Dedf1sh's gender ?.In English they used they/them. They could be non-binary or they may just not know Ded's gender yet . In french they just avoided ALL PRONOUNS. Which is EXTREMELY difficult in this language. It's so fucking funny.
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My girlfriend had a comic idea and I just HAD to redraw and translate it
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I just love how all deep cut songs are just like : . Frye : *Raps faster than Eminem and somehow sounds like a goddess*. Shiver : *hits the longest fucking notes you've ever heard leaving you wondering if she even breathes* . Big Man : Wawah :3.
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I REALLY love Bibi's character for one reason . She's from a family of rich people, studied music for years and graduated from an extremely prestigious music school, and became a member of an extremely popular band. What instrument does she play in said band ?. THE FUCKING KAZOO
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REGIONAL SPLATFESTS ARE BACK .YOU CAN WIN NOW MY LITTLE SWEETHEART .AAAAA
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If I had a penny for every time people mocked Shiver for singing in a traditional Japanese style I'd have two pennies. Which isn't a lot but y'all, wasn't calling her kakegoe "barking" already bad enough ???.
pls tell me iโm nit the only one who thinks that while marina sounds beautiful here shiver doesnโt soundโฆtoo great๐ญ
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For all of the people saying "oh but I fucking hate Mable she's so annoying !!". Listen. I HEAVILY dislike her. She makes me super uncomfortable. But her calling the worst character of the show ?? When THIS BITCH is right here ?! Hell nah
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I KNEW IT I FUCKING CALLED IT.THE REASON WHY SHIVER IS WEARING A SARASHI IS BECAUSE SHE'S A SUKEBAN LET'S GOOOOOO . Look at her. Short top and long skirt, ready to beat the shit out of big man's bullies. I love her.
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I'm not even going to say anything
My favorite character trope is a girlfailure disguising herself as a girlboss.
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Mr grizz after I kick him in the balls for not letting me have my golden egg trophy
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THE GIRLS CAUGHT BIG MAN CHEATING ON THEM WITH THE SQUID SIS AND THEY'RE MADDD
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March 3rd. Hey everyone. Marina here. So . It happened. We caught the SCR virus.It was fairly unexpected, but we had our doubts and . We tested positive. I've decided to document the evolution of our illness in this thread. Hopefully, a cure can be found before it's too late
THIS IS A PUBLIC HEALTH MESSAGE IN DESTINATION OF THE INKFISH POPULATION.Is your partner more affectionate than usual ? Maybe too much ?.Be careful, this may be a sign that they have contracted SCR.(This thread contains graphic/disturbing imagery. Please proceed with caution)
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Take a step into the promised land.the others are waiting for you
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I'M CRYING .BIG MAN CHOSE THE BEACH BECAUSE HE'S THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN SWIM ๐ญ. I bet that every year he wants to bring the girls to the beach because he keeps forgetting that swimming would kill them aoznlznz.
โ๏ธ Summer Nights update! ๐. A palace, a theme park or a beach? Either way, make sure to reserve the weekend of July 13th for this summery #Splatoon3 Splatfest!
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IT'S CANON Y'ALL WE GOT OUT FIRST NONBINARY CHARACTER IN SPLATOON.HARMONY USED THEY/THEM PRONOUNS TO TALK ABOUT ORION.ANOTHER CHIRPY CHIPS WIN LET'S GOOOOO
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Okay but a thing I love about Splatoon is that they used this specific thing and just did the COMPLETE opposite. "Did you know that marina lied to you ? That she used to be a SOLDIER and your ENEMY ?"."Oh damn that super cool. If you try to hurt her I'll fuck you up"
Does anyone else get annoyed by this type of โgroup breaking upโ trope or is it just me?
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FUN FACT : a lot of the plants Dedf1sh owns are monstera deliciosa, which is a beautiful plant that is also very well known to be beginner friendly !. Basically, Dedf1sh is just starting out plant keeping but they very quickly grew passionate about it and bought tons of them !
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Okay but what if Frye found her loosing streak hilarious and shiver and big man were the ones desperate to see her win. Like she sees the results, wheezes because she lost again and shiver and big are just "NO. WE DID EVERYTHING RIGHT. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO WIN ! STOP LAUGHING !!".
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This is exactly how Splatoon fans draw Marina (white skin included in the bundle).
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Dedf1sh. Are you an old Marina kisser. DEDF1SH.
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Ended homophobia
reply or qrt this tweet with โended homophobiaโ and the last character u have in ur camera roll.
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"Splatoon 3 is over ! Splatoon 3 is dead !". Not it's not. The game will keep on having splatfests, big runs and rotations. You know what may cause it to die though ? You giving up too early. The future of this game is in your hands. Only you can keep it alive.
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Let's be very clear . Acht chose to be sanitized after a lifetime of being told that they were basically worthless, and they'd just been abandoned by the only person who ever loved them (Marina). Sanitization destroyed both their body and individuality. That's suicide.(> ๐งต)
Etude is making me want to discuss how sanitization was a form of suicide of sorts for Acht but I dunno how to discuss that without sounding insane or insensitive. .
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Hey .I lived, bitch . Okay, more seriously though. I'm back everyone. And I think we have a lot to talk about today.>
March 3rd. Hey everyone. Marina here. So . It happened. We caught the SCR virus.It was fairly unexpected, but we had our doubts and . We tested positive. I've decided to document the evolution of our illness in this thread. Hopefully, a cure can be found before it's too late
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Unpopular opinion: I really enjoyed this fest in-game. The main problem was the fandom's behavior. This was meant to be a splatfest to show Deep cut's unbreakable trust and love for each other unlike the Callie vs Marie fest that broke the squid sis. But y'all made it unbearable.
Now that it's over, I think we can all agree that this was the worst possible splatfest Nintendo could have picked for an anniversary.
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iโm tired of โlesbian musicโ being sad folk pop we need lesbo techno.
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I want Finn Feeder to be the next splatband member that's added in the Splatoon games so that all the straight homophobic men simp for her not realizing that she's quite literally a trans woman
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The fact that Pearl doesn't say that Marina is the greatest gift she ever received but rather it was the CHANCE to meet her that she considers a gift . Trust me Pearl doesn't just love Marina she would probably actually die for her
Pearl adores that girl are you joking.
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Aight bet .*unoctoes your octarian*
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I decided to get a little while with my writing of the day . Ended up making a comic ! Hope y'all can enjoy it ~
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"Who cares you're not gonna reach Nintendo". No. Nintendo listens when you make noise. This is the second time they've listened to slat 3 players for our issues. First was a the ableism with screen. Then Jackpot's racism. They will listen. You just have to not give up.
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Splatoon fandom are we REALLY surprised to learn that these three idiots play Dungeons and Dragons ? Because sincerely : I'm NOT
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I don't think people understand how loving splatoon idols work. You can't claim to love an idol if you hate their partners.Callie would cry if you told her you hate Marie.Marina would despise you if you told her you hate Pearl.And Frye would tell you to fuck off i you hate Shiver.
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It's always so funny to hear people say "Ewwww how can you simp for Pearl she's literally underage" when 99% of the time she's actually older than they are (She's currently 27yo)
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I drew this on an extremely low quality canvas and posted it for shits and giggles but it ended up reaching 8k likes
Qrt with your most popular piece!. One for Each one of my sillies both are from last year
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"I've had enough Splatoon I'm gonna watch some animes tonight . Spy x family sounds good I could use some fluf- IS THAT A FUCKING SPLATTERSHOT"
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