My first real boyfriend dumped me for my best friend..
A week later we were at a school event and he tried to talk with my dad..
My dad walked over to me and said.. why the hell does he think I ever want to talk to him again?? He hurt my baby girl..
It made me smile
Confession time:
Some of you know I’m separated and heading for a divorce...
Less of you know that my ex had been living with me since he had no where to go...
Well now he’s out.. it’s weird... but it’s good... so good for me and my girls...
Now we can move forward...
Fuck every single man that thinks it’s fun to play with a girl’s emotions....
Fuck every single woman who thinks it’s fun to play with a guy’s emotions....
Red flags:
-They never ask about your day
-They only talk about themselves
-They only message you when drunk
-They go a day without talking
-They don’t interact with your tweets
Just walk away
Drive him crazy by telling him:
How much you love
Tasting him.
Hearing his moans.
Looking up at him as he aims for your tongue.
Watching how much you please him.
Feeling his cum slide down your throat.
And licking him clean until he can’t stand it any longer.
If only humans came with disclaimers:
- Plans to backstab you
- Going to ghost you
- Makes you fall for them & then leaves
- Worth the risk
- Best friend ever
- Creepy asshat
Life would be so much easier
I dropped my ex off at the ER around 7 pm... they just admitted him to the ICU...
He hasn’t held food or water down for days and basically his body was shutting down..
This is the father of my kids...
I just want to cry... 13’s best friend suddenly stopped speaking to her.. no explanation... today her friend deleted every picture and video on social media of the two of them and unfollowed 13....
She’s heartbroken...
Does anyone believe in an actual conversation anymore? One where you actually talk, text or message back and forth for say an hour... no distractions....
Yup... I’m officially corrupt..
13 just told me that she has no gag reflex....
The first thing that popped into my head was.. you are going to make some guy happy one day...
🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️ I’m doomed...
So I can finally share the good news I have been bursting with lately.. (And why I needed all the good luck)
I GOT A NEW JOB!!! I get to plan meetings & events with the company I am currently with. It is something I have always wanted to do.
I am so excited!!
Maybe if I workout more…
Maybe if I eat better…
Maybe if I make more money…
Maybe if I lose weight…
Maybe if I was prettier…
Maybe if I was smarter…
Maybe if I dressed better…
Maybe if I smiled more…
Maybe if I was enough…
Toxic thoughts…
14 years ago today I was in the hospital staring at this new life I had created... realizing how much you could love someone...
Today I can’t imagine my life without her in it... My hilarious, amazing, sarcastic 13 is now 14...