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Learn to share in other people's happiness instead of feeling sad that it isn't you, you no be witch.
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A random guy from Enugu.
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Zik Hall, UI Now!
A picture of you as an undergraduate vs
A picture of you now.
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Zik Hall Quadrangle 2012.
We had just repainted the walls.
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Late?
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@tellowizzy
@oluwatofunmii_
@__jce_
If that crown was 50kg, he’d be helping his head with his hands. This is common sense now. Goan carry a bag of rice first.
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@hermanskkaug
@timmy_leyin
@brfootball
If you say so... but of the fact that he's more in commercials, ads and all that would make him Nigeria's poster boy
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Ewa carnival in 2012 was the best! You needed to be there to experience it.
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I just remembered I wore shirt and tie, then I tied wrapper to attend office meeting today!
Papa Ajasco was a fashion icon, we just didn't know.
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🤐😎
Quote this with a picture of you at the gym
Please don't air me
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I started doing balloon decorations in the office and now my colleagues randomly send me reels to encourage the venture. I love them… even got my first paid job from one of them.
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Your tailor finish work.
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Isuikwuato repping for Bené
Abia State Thread!
Identify yourselves!!
Uzuakoli is home!
Post a pic!
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So accurate
Someone said moving from Facebook to twitter is an example of rural-urban migration 😂😂😂.
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Too late?
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Everyday I am thankful for the gift of friendship. If not for my friends, I fit don commit suicide sef.
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B&W is beautiful.
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My sponsors went off today! Sent me premium jpegs! I have seen beauty before but this is overwhelming.
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I went for a friend’s child’s dedication.
The MC is looking for dads to play a game and picks me. (Apparently I look like someone’s father 😭)
Short version is I won and another guest decides to dash me money. (Love it for me).
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Nwoke Nkanu!
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@beverly_Osu
's performance in
#Oloture
was the bomb... No words but she ate that role like cabin biscuits.
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On a bald day!
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Again, after another failed attempt at doing a VN review of
#ATribeCalledJudah
, I am back here typing all of my thoughts.
For the people who asked me for this review, I will try as much as possible not to spoil it in the slightest. So here we go…
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Tbvh, a new job isn't bad at this time.
I appreciate and I am grateful for my present employers but it just feels like the best time to move on.
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If someone tells you their name, at least make a worthy attempt at pronouncing it correctly.
Mispronouncing the name or asking for a different version (without an attempt at getting it right) is tacky.
It’s their name, clearly an identity for them. Don’t abuse it.
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Lived in Zik Hall with this man and nothing gave away all of his grandeur. Down-to-earth young man and always a breath of fresh air.
—THE HISTORY OF ISSELE-UKU OF GREAT BENIN EMPIRE—
As chronicled by Prince Chris Afumata Akeh- Osu in The History of Great Isi-Ile-Uku (Issele-Uku) Kingdom
Isi-Ile-Uku, “Issele-Uku” Kingdom was founded by the Benin in about 1230 AD by Oba Eweka 1
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I’m at a Church’s Singles Conference and there’s this babe who is on Tinder swiping and matching men. I want to shake her hands and tell her Well-done.
Prayers and Work must go hand-in-hand.
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Welcome to December
May this month be the best of your 2019. Everything good that you have longed/toiled so hard for, you will find. God's blessings and favours upon your life, your family and friends.
Welcome
#31_Days_of_Gratitude
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I joined JS 1 two months after 1st term had resumed. I borrowed people’s notes and we’d both stay up late at night to copy. He’d also iron my uniforms so I can catch a bit of sleep.
I came in 23/30 that term and he told me congratulations. That was the best feeling.
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I am about to start programming for the third time in my lifetime.
I pray for consistency and perseverance.
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Things you need to know about the 24 teams participating at the
#TotalEnergiesAFCON2023
in Cote D’Ivoire
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My mother isn't big on PDA but you see anytime she goes out to a party/ceremony, she will always return with food for me regardless of how old I think I am. Her own show of love gets me and I can't deny it.
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This has to be the worst refereeing we’ve seen at this tournament.
#GNBNGA
#TotalEnergiesAFCON2023
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People that borrow money and forget to pay, please how do you sleep at night?
How are you comfortable owing somebody for over three years like the person would never need the money again.
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Feels good to have someone praying for you when you are having difficulty expressing yourself to God.
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I don't have money but I know good people. But you know what I really need? I need that money to take care of the good people in my life.
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My
@Pamdrive
driver was a woman and this is by far my best ride ever! Exceptional service!!! Women are the best!!!
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Happy Birthday
@OlamideAdeyemo
Men like you are rare. Cheers to a new year. May God bless you and all your endeavors mate. ♥️
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Shocked! Totally unexpected! 🙄
LIONEL MESSI IS THE 2023 MEN’S BALLON D’OR!
Eight Ballon d’Or for Argentina hero! 🖐🤟
#ballondor
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We lost but I’m super proud of
@DtigressNG
and
@nbbfonline
!
You did good! Let’s go finish 5th!!!
@FIBA
#FIBAWWC
#FIBAWWC2018
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Tana Adelana as the Igbo mother in Ijogbon… a Masterpiece.
The accent, gimmicks, reactions and facial expressions, were spot on.
I was completely sold on the idea that she’s an Igbo woman from Enugu state. ❤️❤️❤️
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@UtchayMillion
@EmmanuelCAdigwe
@pojugreat
This video wasn't recorded for dissemination. This is an online meeting that was recorded without permission.
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@MMercychinwo
's
#Satisfied
album has been on repeat since yesterday and I must confess I have not had this much joy.
Favorite track(s): Udeme/Na you dey reign
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Dear
@Thechukwumartin
,
Your performance in
#AMAniedo
is worthy of the many accolades. Welldone.
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Having to work with great teammates, is a great privilege.
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The way Nigerians have been rooting for Hilda Baci, is so beautiful to watch.
We no follow her cook but we go support and gas her till she breaks the record.
Let's continue to support people in their good endeavors, no matter haw small.
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INEC should stop using Youth Corps members to rig elections.
First you send them to the field, you don’t provide adequate security for them and when they return; you still falsify the results they bring in.
All through the process, you’ve put them at risk.
#NigeriaDecides2023
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Should this bother me? Well, I want to be remembered for living my best life
Take a time and reflect on this. If you're gone now, what will people remember you for?
Will you be remembered for good or bad?
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So this my cousin who is like 10 to 12 years older than me, reaches out to me for the first time in like 20 years and goes on to say I am not a good brother.
I mean communication is a two-way street, if you will not reach out, why should I? You are way older than I am
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Baba don cook finish.
It’s MANIFESTING 😩🤯🙏
Kolapaino 2 Remix Feat the Don himself
@timayatimaya
audio + video out this friday Sept 1st
dir by pink💓
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@uzorarukwe
(Y’all already know he can’t do wrong in my eyes).
I also want to state that
@funkeakindele
as mother was brilliant.
Personally I’d say 8/10 because I felt that in the end the wanted the audience to “feel good”. They didn’t want to leave us with suspense, like maybe a…
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Only a few bosses appreciate this. Someone legit told me they had issues with me because I was always happy. Happiness will not exit our lives.
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These people caught me with a surprise!
I am overwhelmed.
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I just remembered an exam I wrote in final year 2nd semester - Time Series.
Immediately I saw the questions, i just knew sitting in that exam hall was a waste of time, when there was FIFA in Zik hall to play. Five minutes into the exams and I stand up to submit my answer sheet...
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In my absence*
My Dad: What do you think I can get for Fech when he gets back?
My Mum: Just get him fruits
No lies cos I love junk food but fruits are >>>>
These Old people love me but will never tell me.
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Ashleigh Plumptre and Ifeoma Onumonu passing this vibe check, is a vibe in itself.
▪️ Team spirit & camaraderie
▪️ Joyful faces happy to represent Naija
▪️ Bringing Naija vibes to Australia/New Zealand
▪️ Different tongues from different tribes
▪️ United under one flag 🇳🇬
#SoarSuperFalcons
, the whole country is rooting for you🙌
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This is outrightly silly.
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So I had wanted to do a special something for all the special women in my life for Valentine. But after counting 25 women and checking my account balance, na text message sure pass.
At least, it is the thought that counts abi?
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Just received news that someone will call me Uncle!
We have a son! Super excited!
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@OlisaOsega
MAT 121
Igwe said and I quote: “I will set exams for you, you will write, cancel the right answer, write the wrong answer and when it’s 30mins to the end of the exam, you will start the process again”
Baba didn’t lie
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World Iya Okiki Day!
Happy Birthday
@BimbyKathy
.
I pray that God continues to bless you, give you long life and good health. Lines will always fall in pleasant places to favour you. Thank You Mummy Wa.
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Gave a friend a loan since February and this is October, Baba never pay me back.
Anytime I call him to ask for my money, he says I am failing to understand his predicament.
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That feeling when you are typing a long sentence and one ambiguous word enters your head and you add it to your sentence. Then you use the dictionary to confirm the meaning of the word and realize it makes perfect sense.
That feeling >>>>>>
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@lurveka
@Temie__
@funobong
@Samuelblaw
@chibuikem_oo
@MadamAmakaa
Anita Nj.
@Chezzylicious
@kiki_aroks
@blackpearl_gold
Damilola
Emmanuel
@OkikiAmosun
❣️❣️❣️
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Anywhere Kolaboy is performing in my city, I’m there live.
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I like that there's too much sense in the comments section.
Here's the CEO
@FitnessCentNG
Lekki, Ebun Okunbajo.
Apparently a customer had a complaint and took it forward to him but he didn't like the way he went about it. So he reacted as seen in the video by being dramatic, loud and close to being violent in front of other customers.
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*Office meeting ongoing*
Papa Z: "Reverend father suppose dey outside the presentation room for confession"
Me: 🤣🤣🤣
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My review will always share my personal sentiments as expected.
If you know me at all, you’d know that my favorite movie genre is Comedy! When done well, I’d always enjoy it.
However, Funke Akindele stamped her place in Nollywood with this movie.
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