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I put it to you that Clint Gutherson is the most unlikeable player in the NRL.
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At what point does Gutherson lose the King nickname officially? Hes below average at the position in the NRL.
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Is Suaali'i the most overrated player in the NRL at present?
And no, this is not a Rugby sour grapes take. I literally don't care.
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I have had this theory for a while now but havent been game to say it...
Trent Robinson is a bad coach that has been propped up by a great club with an amazing roster who gets by with "talking smart" about footy.
Change my mind.
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The Broncos only play 7 games outside Queensland in 27 rounds, and 2 of those games are immediately after a bye.
The other games are
Panthers (rd 1)
Darwin (rd 8)
Melbourne (rd 11)
Nz (rd 13)
Sharks (rd 14)
They have 3 away games in Sunshine Coast or Suncorp
Kiss on the d**k.
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Rugby League was better when the Broncos were shit.
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Who knew a team lead by Anthony Milford and Jarome Luai would be weak as piss.
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Just so we are clear
Panthers player assault: play on
Broncos player assault: suspended
Got it.
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Hey
@FOXNRL
Brian Kelly is Indigenous with curly hair, plays on the left edge and has no sleeve tattoo. Patrick Herbert is Maori with straight hair, plays on the right edge and does have a sleeve tattoo. They look nothing alike and its embarrassing how often they get confused.
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Smart of Israel Folau to park himself next to the only bloke in Australia who is a bigger fuckwit than he is.
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Can someone explain to me in a rational way the logic of playing Josh Addo-Carr, Brian To'o and Stephen Crichton all on the opposite side to where they play at club level? We have seen Turbo dominate down the left corridor before, surely that was not the blockage.
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I just want to draw your attention to the fact that Dylan Brown made 42 tackles with 95.5% tackle efficiency last night. He is a 20 year old running five-eighth.
Absurd numbers.
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There are few NRL figures I hate more than Ricky Stuart. Absolute myth and gets a consistent free pass for team underperforming.
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Anyone else not give a flying f**k if Payne Haas goes to Union, stays in League or joins the circus as a tightrope walker?
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Kai Pearce-Paul has played 962 minutes of football in the back row this year for zero tries. Massive candidate for some positive try regression, unless there is another reason... paint allergy? 198cm, 108kg back rower not big enough?
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Mark my words: when the Roosters win tonight by plenty, the Manly season is going to derail. Fast. You cannot have 40% of a first grade side sit out because of a jersey in a critical fight for the 8 and not have a flow on effect into team morale.
Think Dragons post JDB arrest.
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Nathan Cleary is already a more complete half than Johnathon Thurston ever was.
I am a die hard Cowboys fan.
What's your controversial rugby league opinion?
Mine is that both Parramatta and Manly should have been awarded premierships in 2007 and 2009.
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So just went to go boating with my dad. Stopped at the servo. Turns out he put 25 litres of fuel in before he realised he had it going into a rod holder not the fuel tank. Happy Easter lol.
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Cherry-Evans is just Mitchell Moses with a long neck and more money. Flat track bully.
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Nathan Cleary, Tommy Turbo, Jarome Luai and James Tedesco are flat track bullies.
Need more toilers in the side. Dylan Edwards, Cody Walker, Nicho Hynes and Campbell Graham for game 2.
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If anyone is wondering how this
#NRLfantasy
season is going, Scott Sorenson is $60k more than Cameron Murray.
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Justice.
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@nrlphysio
Nrl injuries are so weird.
Spine fracture: 3-5 weeks
Small broken bone in foot: 10+ weeks
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Sources close to the Amateurs believe that Turuva will NOT win the win spot vacated by the injury to Taylan May, and youngster Jesse McLean (who was upgraded to the top 30 on 10/2) will get first go, with Brian To'o moving to his preferred left wing and Mclean outside Crichton.
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@jm3jackjordan
@9_Moley
I dont think the club making him read a pamphlet on bullying counts as discipline.
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Ok, but 17 of 18 players for QLD have already played for them, and for the debutant we are leaving out a bloke with 350 mins of footy under his belt for the year whose had, what, 5 concussions in 12 months?!
Grow up.
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Injuries happen, and expecting Fantasy Analysts to be able to predict when players will get injured in freak accidents is ridiculous. Comments like this are embarrassing.
Don't be like David.
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I trust that Twitter is a safe space and I can tell you all something without judgement...
I don't find Kerry O'Keeffe funny. Not even remotely.
Feels like I am alone in this, but if there is anyone out there who agrees please reach out.
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Ricky Stuart: "I have no idea why my team is so gassed at the end of every game and keeps losing the second half"
Also Ricky Stuart: only use 14 players and leave 3 blokes sitting on the pine
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@ryanpapenhuyzen
hey mate can you do us all a favour and let us know nice and early if your ankle is full go or bum for round 1? You are kind of a big deal for fantasy football this year.
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I wonder if the Roosters have considered using Drew Hutchinson at 7, Keary at 6 and putting Walker at 14. Let Hutch steer the ship and Keary can play eyes up. Its obvious Walker and Keary are too similar.
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One for the Rugby League nerds - how can Jack Wighton sign with Souths for $300k or more less from a salary cap perspective?
Maybe I dont understand the rules on "market value" - is Wighton being paid in the centres band so its all gravy or what?
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@telegraph_sport
The issue isn't the salary cap, its the inability of some clubs to manage it. The Cowboys are paying Michael Morgan, Jake Granville and Justin O'neill a combined $2 million per year (over 20% of their salary cap). We let all our good cheap juniors go to keep these guys... 1/2
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"We are desperate for wins so ive decided to bench my best player."
- Justin Holbrook (probably)
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Justin Holbrook: We are going to bench our best player for impact and play a below average replacement.
Ricky Stuart: Hold my beer
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The only difference between Gutherson and Caleb Aekins is effort. Hes a park footballer and should thank his lucky stars if he earns $500k.
As many as three rival clubs are keen to lure Clint Gutherson as the Eels play a dangerous game of contract poker.
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I have been mostly uninterested in the complaints about the new rules, but my boss, father and step father, all casual rugby league fans, have been complaining to me how boring the NRL is this year and its turning them off watching. This is the people they were trying to attract.
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Pretty sure Nathan Cleary is a fucking cyborg man
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@MichaelChammas
Whats the point in having Burton if you aren't going to use him in the exact situation you held onto him for?
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Ryan Papenhuyzen has (basically) confirmed via his social media he won't be playing this week. Hasn't even started with concussion protocols yet.
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Can we please stop pretending Foran is going to unlock anything at the Titans?
Eels 2016 - 14th
Warriors 2017 - 13th
Bulldogs 2018 - 12th
Bulldogs 2019 - 12th
Bulldogs 2020 - 15th
*PVLBALL TURBO
Manly 2022 - 11th
Hes a great complimentary half, but he ain' unlocking shit.
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I have seen enough in my life to know that Luai would be an absolute f**kwit on the drink.
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@nrlphysio
How similarly does this procedure relate to the Christopher Reeve stem cell treatment as shown in South Park?
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So apparently the Tigers lost last week because of Stefano, Simpkin and Cini, 3 of their best young talents.
That will fucking do me.
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Almost certain Saab is the worst winger in the comp.
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Dunster gone for the year.
Fuimaono has history of causing serious injuries due to reckless, illegal play. He should be suspended until Dunster is fit to play again.
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Is Granville McLean Taunoa-Brown and Gosiewski the least threatening forward pack ever??
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Apologies to everyone we talked out of Latrell.
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Who knew that a Paul Green coached side would have absolutely no clue in attack? If only we had some recent historical evidence...
#Origin
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David Fifita is like the video game character you create when there is no restrictions on what you can make their stats.
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J'Maine Hopgood welcome to your State of Origin debut.
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@ScottBaileyAAP
I think this says a lot more about the desperation of the Warriors than anything else.
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Imagine if I told you before the season that the Dragons would be injury and suspension ravaged heading into the Origin period, with the only healthy mainstay in their team being Jack Bird.
Incredible scenes.
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If Piakura is anywhere near a Maroons jersey I will boycott.
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Got a surprise for the Warriors fans prior to round 5 kick off.... a bet is a bet! Let nobody say I don't pay mine. Definitely my favourite Warriors jersey. Maybe I should convert to full time Warriors supporter!
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Just putting it out there, Munster would yank the tooth out with pliers and keep going. Levels.
Look away New South Wales fans! 😱🔵
🖥️
#Origin
| Exclusive on Nine and 9Now, May 31.
#9WWOS
#NRL
@Danny_Weidler
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We may not have Ronaldo today, but we do have toilet paper. Suck that you germ infested cockroaches.
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This is a straight up loser mentality from Ricky and
@RaidersCanberra
. Ricky needs to remember he is a coach, not a player, and be able to make the tough decision. Whitehead was a great player in his day, but Hosking is an animal and its mental not to unleash him.
Ricky is a very very loyal man. But with a -56 BE. Is Hosking still worth the buy? 🤔
#NRLSuperCoach
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Why did the NRL pick two of the least athletic looking blokes on the planet in Graham and Woods to represent the game? Going to think it is played by a bunch of farmers.
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How good is bringing in Tom Starling and Jason Taumalolo last week working out!
Knife in the heart of my season
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The Valynce hype train is screaming down the tracks already, but FANTASY 101 says NEVER trade in players on bye.
He could get injured at training, lose his spot to Brenko Lee, and more. We will be with you in round 12 if named, but for now you need to cool your jets.
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Hynes actively trying to not be named for the Blues.
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@lone_scout
Can you also look into Lachlan Croker he seems to have scored nothing despite playing the entire game at hooker 🤣
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Imagine back in February thinking that this collection of words could be written in the same two paragraphs.
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Drinking game where Chad Townsend kicks it to a player in the opposition back 3 on the full with them taking 5 or less steps.
We are all blind by half time.
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Something like 15 points in updates worth of ghost tbs for Nathan Cleary. 94 points without a try and only 1 try assist. Gotta hand it to him, he's really making me re-evaluate whether I should have started with him. Keen to see him against a non bottom 4 side.
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So I think I have 11 available players this week
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@PhilGould15
@Cronulla_Sharks
And then almost fell over and was taken off the field with a failed HIA. Its not the 80s anymore and people getting brain damage live is not entertainment.
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What you are seeing is the (lack of negative) influence from McGuire here. With the rot removed, the young boys are playing with some heart and it shows.
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Trent Robinson would rather lose than run his team like other coaches. The bloke got his coaching degree out of a cereal box, which someone else opened for him and he still managed to spill it all over the floor then trip over it. Unlimited salary cap can't buy a clue.
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Daniel Alvaro is a legit freak of nature.
Paul Vaughan in 49 minutes:
30 tackles 3 missed 115 metres
Daniel Alvaro in 34 minutes:
29 tackles 2 missed 114 metres
He NEEDS to play big minutes in this side.
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The Roosters forward pack is low key OP. If they aren't running a train on their opponent through the middle on a consistent basis, then serious questions needs to be asked about Trent Robinson and his ability to coach the sport of Rugby League.
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For everyone that doesn't have Nathan Cleary and lost their Captain in Angus.... just letting you know that this week is the David Fifita revenge game, and he will be running at Milford and Riki who just gave up 17 missed tackles.
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Exciting News! With 50 days to go until the NFL starts again, we are proud to announce we will be challenging the mugs from Supercoach to an NFL Fantasy Challenge.
Team Supercoach will be captained by
@CatfishSC
from the
@NRLSC_Champions
.
Team members announcement coming soon!
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Alright... hip drops.
Check out this video from the NRL from last year explaining the criteria they use to determine what is a hip drop. Now go back to the 63rd minute from last night, and tell me in the comments if you believe what Payne Haas did fits the criteria.
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There is an alarming number of Eels and Raiders in my side so far, and it makes me very concerned.
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I have heard some cracked out takes on NRL podcasts, but
@JoelCaine
on
@sportsbetcomau
Get Em Onside suggesting the Panthers should get 50% salary cap dispensation for growing local juniors like Stephen Crichton may the biggest piece of unintelligble NRL content in existence.
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I apologise to Todd Payten for calling him a Seibold.
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If Cini goes negatives we will have to delete the podcast and go underground.
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Besides Jeremy Lin, name another athlete from any sport who went on a Linsanity run.
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Sorry, but how do the NRL not know how long their players are suspended for, and why is the rule not cut and dry?
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Legit Question:
Why do people think Ivan Cleary is a good coach?
47% win rate prior to inheriting this super team from Anthony Griffin and Gus Gould.
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Is Jack Wighton big enough to play left edge backrow?
Surely you could put a few kgs on him so the Bunnies aren't forced to put Jacob Host out there again for another year.
For context - Wighton is 6'3 and 96kgs, Briton Nikora is 6'1 and 94kgs, its not that much of a stretch.
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