Faith Moore
@FaithKMoore
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Stay-at-home mom. I write, edit, and podcast while the baby sleeps. My novel: https://t.co/6qeaeW8hhY My podcast: https://t.co/jDp7Sztaye
Joined February 2016
🎉BIG NEWS!🎉.I'm starting a podcast! It's called Storytime for Grownups and it's designed to help you learn to love classic literature. For season 1, we'll be reading Jane Eyre! Episode 1 drops on Monday. Click here to learn more (and please subscribe!):
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Wait, the other ones can hear us??.
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Ladies, if he:. - Is slick as Gaston.- Is quick as Gaston.- Has a neck that's incredibly thick as Gaston.- Shoots like Gaston.- Makes those beauts like Gaston.- Goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston.- Uses antlers in all of his decorating. He's not your man. He's Gaston.
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Just rewatched The Polar Express. Is it just me, or is there something really sinister about that movie?.
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People without children: Gender is a social construct. Boys:.
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Kids aren't resilient, they just can't explain all the ways you've hurt them.
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@portmantoet Like, when they get to the North Pole and the weird Christmas music is playing and the record is skipping and the whole place is deserted. what the heck?!.
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I am politically moderate, which means the conservatives are the only ones who'll have me.
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Got my first covid vaccine on Friday but forgot to take a selfie. Do you think it'll still work?.
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These live-action Disney movies are starting to get weird.
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Look, either women are "strong empowered warriors" or we're not. If ever there was a time to suck it up and do what you have to do, this is that time. It is my duty and my great joy to care for my family. I am not a victim. No matter how much you want me to be.
The #COVID19 pandemic is placing a greater burden on women who carry the bulk of care and domestic work at home. It’s on all of us to split responsibilities at home between everyone!
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BREAKING: Pro-choice activists discover sex makes babies.
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I met him! And he even signed my book. Somehow he already knew my name, which was crazy!
I will be there! Can't wait to finally meet @andrewklavan!.
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K, but it's so obviously a hippopotamus.
Apparently, if you can see a boxing glove, you're left-brained, and if you can see a dinosaur, you're right-brained. What do you see in the potato?
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My family has grown by one Moore! It was a rather dramatic entrance 12 hours before the planned c-section but we are home and recovering well so far. 💕.
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I make exactly $0 from being a stay-at-home mom, but I'm far far richer than I ever was when I had a career.
Having children lowers women’s lifetime earnings, an outcome known as the “child penalty”
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I am literally barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen. (Sorry fellas, I'm taken.).
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Let me explain something: The reason I am able to live my dream of being a stay-at-home mom is that my husband supports that decision and works hard every day to make that financially feasible. He's not keeping me at home, he's supporting my choices. #InternationalWomensDay.
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Could all of Twitter please just be this dad with his baby?.
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This #InternationalWomensDay I just wanna give a shoutout to all the amazing women who stay home cooking, cleaning, and raising the amazing men and women of tomorrow. Yours is the most important job of all.
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The perfect crime.
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Ooh, this is a fun game! Let me try. Sneakers are a very popular type of footwear. But to many (like bugs, for example) they are instruments of death. Am I doing this right?.
Beethoven’s Fifth Symphony is one of classical music’s most famous works. But to many, it’s also a symbol of elitism and exclusion. Listen to @SwitchedOnPop and @nyphil explain why:
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If a bunch of aging rap stars come and perform at my son's school today, can he take off his mask?.
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I think the real winner of last night's debate is everyone who didn't watch it.
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If a person who lacks a heartbeat is dead, then surely a person who has one is alive. #ProLife.
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The scariest part about this is how quickly the school jumped to toe the party line. Hold a debate, have a discussion, ask the students to weigh in, but don’t give in to bullies. That is a lesson middle schoolers ought to learn. My latest for @PJMedia_com .
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I actually have a better idea: don’t do that.
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Thinking about Queen Elizabeth II today who has lost the man she spent the past 74 years with. 74 years. A lifetime.
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Are they asking for recipes?.
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Here's a thought: What if we just keep on being thankful for things?.
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Ah yes, that horror movie where everyone is acting normally and nothing is wrong. Didn't do very well in the theaters. The elites loved it though.
I see packed restaurants and people inside stores and malls and their kids aren't wearing masks. I feel I'm in a horror movie.
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My son's kindergarten teacher on Zoom: Okay! Who has an F word they'd like to share?. Me, muttering darkly at the computer: Me. I have an F word.
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I feel like this is good advice even under normal circumstances.
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@MaraJyn It seems to me that the fact that there are trans people is further evidence that gender is not socially constructed. If you can feel that you are a gender that is different from your sex (as some people do) then gender must be real, not constructed.
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This episode of Crazy Town is brought to you by the letters P and B.
We need some grownups to take charge.
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This may be my most controversial take ever, but I HATE Nightmare Before Christmas. I find it deeply horrible. I can hardly even look at this gif.
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And did YOU know that MY cape is embroidered with how much I don't care?.
WOW #NataliePortman is looking regal on the carpet. Did you know? Her cape is embroidered with the names of female directors that were not nominated. #Oscars (photo: Getty Images)
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This evening I was baptized, surrounded by my family, and filled with joy.
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This is nuts.
Do not use derogatory terms, such as insane, crazy/crazed, nuts or deranged, unless they are part of a quotation that is essential to the story. Avoid using mental health terms to describe unrelated issues. Don’t say that an awards show, for example, was schizophrenic.
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It's important to define your roles in a marriage. For example, my job is to stand on the toilet lid screaming incomprehensibly and my husband's job is to kill the giant cockroach that is on the bathroom door.
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Anxious voters wonder if it's Earth.
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Did I indicate any desire to hear this information?.Is it possible I know more about this topic than you do?.Did you read the room before starting to speak?.
You can avoid being a mansplainer by asking yourself these questions:. 👉Did she indicate any desire to hear this information?. 👉Is it possible that she knows more about this topic than I do?. 👉Did I read the room before starting to speak?
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The contempt with which she speaks about the source material for the character she's playing should automatically disqualify her for playing this role. We've got to stop writing off fairy tales as "outdated" and "anti-feminist." They are neither!.
“The cartoon was made 85 years ago and therefore it’s extremely dated”. Snow White (2024) stars explain how they “reimagined” the story:
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"Standing in that space, looking at the masterpieces that human hands have wrought, worshipping the God who has been worshipped there for centuries, we are connected through the ages to humanity.".My latest for @realDailyWire about Notre Dame.
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Is it the election results?.
Mysterious radio signal is coming from inside our galaxy, scientists announce
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Please pray for me, we have been selected to bring the class hamster home for the weekend.
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I will tell you what I told my 8-year-old son last night: There is no such thing as a good guy who hates Jews.
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"The new rebellion is quiet. It’s calm. It happens at birthday parties and moms’ nights out, in the school pick-up line and at play dates. It’s one mom turning to another and saying, 'I’m so glad they lifted the school mask mandate!'".
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Nine years ago today I was lying in a hospital bed fighting a terrible post-birth infection. The doctors were trying everything but I wasn't getting better. I sent out a prayer request (it was my first one, I had only just become a Christian). The next day, I begin to heal.
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Um, this should be way higher. Lions don't even have fists.
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🎉Today is my birthday! (I know because when I clicked on my profile page there were balloons!) So, this is 41 apparently. (It's a good day to buy yourself a present. I've got just the thing! Christmas Karol, a novel. I think you'll like it!) 🎈🎂 .
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Listen, my unborn baby may be a clump of cells. But so am I. And so are you. There's no "just" about it. He is my child, and I am his mother, from the moment of his conception until forevermore.
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Well hang on. Yes, a mother's work is priceless, but our kids aren't blank canvases. They are their own, individual beings right from the beginning and our job, as parents, is to help them grow into who they were meant to be.
Motherhood is an art form. We get a blank canvas when the first kid arrives and what comes next is our very own masterpiece that only we can interpret. It is ours to appreciate and nobody has the right to appraise our artwork.
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Lol, what? Who does he think was writing them?.
George R.R. Martin wishes the Game of Thrones books had stayed ahead of the TV series.
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Oh look, me again.
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Okay, so I can see who likes my posts, and you presumably know if you liked my posts, but other people won't know that you liked my posts, and this is presumably because you might be embarrassed that you liked my posts. But. why would you be embarrassed? I'm delightful!.
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I believe it is time for your yearly reminder that Christmas music, while wonderful, may not be played until Thanksgiving Day. Specifically at, or after, the moment when Santa Claus reaches Herald Square in the Macy's parade. I will not be taking questions at this time.
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Do I need an excuse? I. am not a sculptor? Talent doesn't bless us all. It's a mistake to think that you can do anything you set your mind to if you just work hard enough. I could work until my fingers bled and I would never ever be able to do that. That's what makes it great.
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How sad that she was forced to be on Deal or No Deal against her will. Oh wait.
“I was on set at Deal or No Deal & thinking back to my time working as an intern at the U.S. Embassy in Argentina in Buenos Aires. and being valued specifically for my brain,” Markle said. “Here, I was being valued for something quite the opposite.”
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It was gonna, but then you said it wasn't a real planet and it figured screw you.
Pluto hasn’t made a full orbit around the sun since it was discovered in 1930. NASA
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To all the dads who'll be staying up late tonight putting together toys with questionable directions: we salute you.
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Honey crisp is by far the best kind of apple there is. I will not be taking questions at this time.
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Shout-out to all the stay-at-home mom this #InternationalWomensDay! You absolute radicals, you. 💕.
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No idea why everyone is posting their wedding dresses. But here's mine.
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"Boop.".
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But . but Athena is the goddess of wisdom . so . I'm confused.
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I'm sorry, but no. Christmas music may not be played until Santa Claus reaches Herald Square in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade. Check the rule book.
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If you wanna know what happens when the prince *doesn't* kiss Snow White, read this ⬇️.
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The other day a man on the street said to me, "Miss, you an act of God." I hadn't known it was so obvious that I'm a natural disaster. I feel seen.
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My dad taught me how to be brave. How to strip away the fear and the uncertainty and the worry and just do the thing that I know is right. I wrote this a few years ago, but the things @andrewklavan taught me never get old. Happy Father’s Day.
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I was sick every single day of both of my pregnancies. I was cut open. I am scarred. I am not the same size I was when I was 20. Today I was pooped on, peed on, spit up on, and drooled on. My body is not what it once was. But it gave me my children. So it is beautiful.
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In which I maintain that Frozen's Elsa is "self-absorbed, fearful, closed-off, and makes a lot of really bad choices" and that "Anna is actually the one who does all the emotional (and literal) work.".#SavingCinderella.
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Just a thought, but maybe filming everything you do and posting it on social media is not the healthiest thing you could do.
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Um, monogamy?.
How to keep your ‘body count’ low while still having lots of sex: Jana Hocking
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PSA: Regardless of what you think of Dr. Seuss, do not -- I repeat, do not -- try to write some witty poem in his style conveying your viewpoint. Dr. Seuss was an actual genius at this and no one else can do it. No. Not even you.
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This is wrong. Men should bow to women. Women should then curtsey in response. Then the man should ask if she would honor him with a dance and the woman should offer him her dance card while a dowager looks on approvingly.
Women should bow to men when greeting them. Unless married, of course.
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Not what, Who.
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It was a new kind of fairy tale — Cinderella ditches the prince but keeps the shoes. Twenty years later, though, these “real-life” Carrie Bradshaws are starting to wonder what happened to their happy endings. Check out my piece on @realDailyWire! .
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Doctor: *Cuts you open, pulls out an entire human being, sews you back up again* . *Later*. Doctor: You may experience some discomfort.
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Not only was the baby I lost via miscarriage my baby, but it was the miscarriage itself that convinced me of that. I grieved for my child (I grieve for him still) and I wish (every day) that I'd asked for his body back so I could lay him to rest and visit his grave.
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I really feel like "f/u" is not the best subject line for my doctor's office to use in an email to me expressing that I should schedule a follow up.
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Are these the same cicadas they were telling us to eat??.
A fungus that emits a kind of amphetamine is infecting some cicadas and causing their genitals to fall off — while prolonging their sexual stamina and making them want to obsessively mate with everyone.
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