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Megan (she/they) LCSW-licensed behavioral health clinician & recently awarded 🥇 in “Highest Functioning Queer, Mentally ill & Neurodivergent Bitch 🥸.”

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Don't listen to any millennials, we are all nihilistic fucking dorks.
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@wrathsemilia @WrittenByHanna Okay, I cannot handle a skilled flirter and charming conversationalist. Im going to have a stroke, probably.
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@lvamsgatthebeep It looks like a $300 Selkie dress. She is so talented.
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@ramoumaaa Why did they villain code the autistic boy doctor, I truly don't understand???
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@tiaretheflorist @kass____ Baby’s like “Mom…with all due respect…get it together, period.”
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@wholewaffle @MikeDrucker @morninggloria I can’t exactly articulate why but Lake Superior ~feels~ like a woman to me, like a mother.
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@KeonuZ @rozeileaa @endeavorsbaby Isn't saying "nothing" also just a generalization... LOL
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@ramoumaaa LIKE IS HE GOOD OR NOT???
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@anjelflowerz @kass____ Man these baby seats looking lux af these days!!!!! Looks like quality foam to contour to your shape and everything. LIKE OKAY RICH BABY !!! 👶🍼😎💎💰
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@meauxbass @FUCCl A showstopper, so true. Her concept really emphasized both how intimate and powerful the whole moment is for her. High Art!
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@BillEllmore @Nodnarbogstel3 @MarkDavis8919 So she "excelled" at her following job, but was struggling at yours, and you were her boss....that's a skills issue.
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@huegolden @WrittenByHanna The sweet and friendly white mom energy here is out of control tbh. She is ready to pop open a bottle and let all the gals know who she met today.
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@ZorayaBlack_ Absolutely a red flag. People who cannot celebrate others without feeling badly about themselves in comparison…are 1-3 steps tops away from other far more malignant behaviors. Chronic emotional deprivation = chronic narcissism.
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@LouisatheLast @WisemanWyatt @voraciousbrain What in the rascal!? This is a family gathering ! We do NOT throw cups !
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@TheHof24 @letter47 @annie_etc_ @Habagyal The delusional level of hubris it takes for these termites of Twitter to come out and say the most meaningless garbage with such self-satification. I will never not marvel at it!!!
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@poetastrologers Libras worst match is anybody with trauma wounds and unmet needs, who is not doing the work to help themselves heal like we are. LOL
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@TheJMermaid @oSnap_ItsHannah @ChinaStaxX @evelynvwoodsen And If you are actively excluding people who are your friends because they need different accommodations than you, then you are ableist and you need to examine the way you perceive and disvalue your friends with disabilities—this includes individuals with chronic illnesses.
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@TheJMermaid @oSnap_ItsHannah @ChinaStaxX @evelynvwoodsen This thread needs to implement the word “equity” into their vocabulary and lifestyle. If you invite a friend who has a disability, an equitable plan involves anticipating break times, and yes even extending plans over the course a couple more days, and checking in with everyone
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@bendermegenders @lastpositivist ROWAN, stop flirting with me—a stranger!!!
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@LaReinaTormenta @clever_userneim @Imani_Barbarin They were all loud though. They were screaming about girl power all day. 😫😫😫😫😫😫
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@cottoncandaddy So many late 90s preteens had this book one day conspicuously placed in their bedroom, and ne'er a word was spoken of it for all eternity.
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@xoxmultistanx @jaxajueny Nothing resonates more with the homophobic community than a dachshund that is clearly 100% fed up with its two gay owners.
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@shrinetosevigny I love how in 2001 if you were pretty and/or famous, you could pull off just wearing a casual black top and matching slacks and still be allowed into fashion events.
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@sillycathavefun @iamjadebrieanne @JagE11912532 @InkMasterbator "You people," a phrasing-choice that is always a good sign that someone is most certainly normal and not an unhinged freaky ass bigot.
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@IWriteAllDay_ “ You were at home for awhile and while you were there you ate food! Here’s how to bounce back from eating !! “
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@TheysiaMock @MediumSizeMeech Wow why does a cartoon star look so much like me
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@CurtaviusR @EmmyDaffodil Exactly. I can’t talk to people who aren’t self-confident enough to be playfully humbled! Well-rounded adults should be able to recognize that propping people up, celebrating, and helping each other stay down to earth, are equally about mutual respect!
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@MaySeeH @sullivan_ballou @aweedlia @snowingintexas @MeganBitchell Ommmmfffggg who made this into a Google doc powerpoint im 😭😭😭😭. I hope someone got an A on this truly. They should be proud of their work!
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@judysquirrels Mitski casually teaching “equity” to a bunch of fans right before turning us all into a collective sobbing mess!! We love to see it 🤩🤩🤩😭😭😭
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@girlsonfillm It gave me the girlie emotional feels when Carm says “you look nice,” and she felt self-conscious and took the bow off. That was too real.
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@JoseiNStuffies @favoritesenpaii Are you a chihuahua is fucking sending me LOL
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@BugCatcherWill Was talking with my partner about the effects of having a “helicopter parent” who also shames and abuses you for not being confidently self-sufficient and independent enough ( for context my mom has NPD and I am No Contact with her now at age 30).
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@1likeaverage ***Not a pointed accusation at OP, just a reflection. Regardless of the outcome, it is very compassionate when avoidants acknowledge to person of intimate-interest, that they are feeling insecure about the connection. There is nothing worse than an avoidant who gaslights.
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@homesickbunny @jaxajueny Omg …the last few seasons damn near put me in the ground for good !!!!!! 😫🥺😢😭😭😭
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@BearDaKing21 @Kheumani As a person with endo and other chronic illnesses, that’s true love right there. It is really difficult to find partners in general, regardless of gender identity, who can empathize with reproductive chronic illnesses. The symptoms are truly incomparable to general pain/ailments
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@Gmalek11 @buck_dodgers24 @Character_Ma1n @Kheumani ‘Cause he miscalculated …let that be a lesson to us all!!!
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@WrittenByHanna Fortunately, I can't be manipulated by this person's take, because I was also part of the group of folks who didn't think her acting was good enough in this scene... So for me the argument, "Sam Levinson had no real plans for this show" stills very much holds true. lol.
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@DAREALBADGYALL @stretchfchw An Irish person dancing…and much like our cultural tendency towards binge drinking…eventually the party MUST come to an end😅🤣!!
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@ghoulhag Please everyone support my Cillian Murphy/Margot Robbie thesis:
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@squarecymbals @ramoumaaa It's a fucking mess for real.
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@sydneybreyon @OGxJAN Shit got real here
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@Imani_Barbarin Nothing is physically intimidating about Scary Spice. She was trendy, sassy, and fun just like the rest of those sexy gals. She was overall friendly and nice in promos and interviews. They didn’t actually want her to be scary, which definitely feels majorly microaggressive lmao.
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@thesarahkelly @ckaleiki @julesmm7 First responders/essential workers. I do emergency mental health response, work and am in a hospital setting. I’ve already received my two doses, and I am 32. Not shooting my shot, I have a bf, and want all y’all to stop picking on lil hottie OP
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@StynaLane @stuffysour @nd_scientist feels like shortsighted adults not taking into consideration that it’s certainly possible some of the kids could not be as “daycare-popular” as others due to developmental differences. Everyone working with disenfranchised groups—-including children-need trauma-informed training
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@IWriteAllDay_ Yes please bring me back to my inappropriate awareness with my “body type” at age 9! I live for it and my favorite NASA/Planets tee!
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@grgdub @TheHof24 @letter47 @annie_etc_ @Habagyal Probably, the same folks who gave me two degrees!!! Their bad I guess!!!
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@jmnsbian Yes. I'm also not convinced there would be as much time taken by women to defend the "ugly gf" either. We're all socially too invested in the policing of women's bodies & aesthetics. While in contrast, sloppy weird looking men are loved, married to & supported by women in general
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@porkironandwine It’s fried food on a stick, so I will eat it. No need to explain.
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@beizsau @knockoffdior @genzalternative They’re rolling me out on the gurney now…..
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@lvamsgatthebeep LOL, well that is unrelatedly comical, but I genuinely find the dress stunning. The embroidered detailing on the bodice is gorge.
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@mayauniverse_ @HUXTABLEJULIANA Omg, Pisces men are SooOooOo defensively-sensitive, specifically; that this absolutely checks out… 😭😭😭😭
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@mscrookedhalo @LaReinaTormenta @clever_userneim @Imani_Barbarin Yes mam, I couldn’t agree more ! That’s part of why I pointed that out to begin with, to illustrate that bias, that they were all supposed to be loud and exuberant young women. And I think Black women deserve to live and breathe and yell about girlpower in peace !
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@p8stie I can't get them away from me, and I am a complete and total bitch ...but in a very pretty, very dainty sort of way that is clearly very soothing to straight men.
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@Complex @thecampaignbook Okay folks, did y’all notice Shia’s thighs too??? Cause I sure did. Yes sir.
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@FlLLEFATALE It is pretty funny to discuss commodification in such an aggressively disdainful and incorrect way LOL. Like Greta Gerwig isn't getting royalties for this. It's a template...is she doing this with every Barbie themed pfp too? This is projection of personal issues.
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@Nick_officia She basically came out of the womb clowning on him, and he is handling it as calmly and elegantly as one can, while also knowing he is at the very beginning of his journey with this 🤣🤣😅
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@lingerie_addict Do they just not love us anymore.
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To me polyamory is [about consent, communication, and interdependent love and intimacy] discussion panels about how cute I am, and cute people vying for my attention, amusement and laughter.
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@gIowiny I respect clarifiers, and I also hate the necessity of them because so many are bad faith pseudo-discoursers, and it is clear as soon as they are unwilling to admit when their bad faith reactions are about personal insecurity and fears, and not actually objective alternative pts
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@1iz2yoo3mix @Randomentalist @_rhubard *at the edge of a cliff seaside-facing* “Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…..”
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@adalieee @em0nie_ First and foremost, she needs to reflect on why her face is the shape of a foot.
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@ntoinedoinel Oooo we do not talk about how hot young David Byrne was enough, and I think that is truly just so inappropriate.
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@paulswhtn I think we should assume that Bugs Bunny is one of her fashion icons tbh. Sabrina's got a Pinterest account filled with Bugs in drag, like "girlie goals big time"
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@StephyLumZ @TheKitchenista Detail oriented reading!!!! Aka future researcher and scientist
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@bendermegenders @lastpositivist I will not wait!! 🥵🥵🥵
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@grassfay Folks like "Are you really trying to tell me I can't insert myself into conversations that have nothing to do with me??? WOWWwwwww..."
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@ZorayaBlack_ 🚩s in this same territory: being overly intimate at first w/ a new person of interest, then pulling back, and when asked to be accountable for lack of balance by other person, will use that person’s vulnerabilities to attempt to stifle convo. They do this because they feel bad.
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@ZeeZeeMooMoo Fellas, is it gay to ensure you prevent your wife from being enslaved and your child being murdered?
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@VictoriousBard @lisaquestions @LilySimpson1312 Idk much about either of these things, but I do know I have a crush on both of you for making these meaningful connections!!!! 💫✨
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@Lunchetime @kinematografi Everyone knows people who listen to music with lyrics are satanic
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@1likeaverage Radically honest and vulnerable communication is healing for everyone involved.
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@ovofaithh @CatWorkers Such a skilled capitalist kitty
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@fandom_madness I still find it hilarious whenever Anthony is like “wait what is this feeling?” “ is it anger? Am I just very hungry? What is happening to me??”
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@freakalmightyy @_PetiteTing Im a mental health professional, also diagnosed with MDD, GAD, and CPTSD-This reads like you’re shaming OP for being a caretaker the best they can, and getting burned out. Your unrelated resentment is not OP’s issue. OP is not bad for being vulnerable & expressing burn out.
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@PUTHYGAMES You can't be happy and at peace when you have been gas lit by everyone around you lol.
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@DrSamiSchalk Those long unnecessary narratives before the actual recipe.
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@BigPutruck Yes, but the lower left photo is not Bob. That looks like Kevin Costner in something else lol.
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@kanthonydiarist And SO much slutty *SNIFFING*, it’s like we get it, My Lord, she smells like Lillies and lavender, and you love gardens but also they give you flashbacks of your core childhood trauma event. Not mis Khatani’s issue, so cut the alpha shit!
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@wholebodyprayer That's 'cause ultimately feeling cool has to come from within. You have to know you're cool and be comfortable with incessantly accosting others with your coolness. Dilemma solved, depression cured. I just beat Berlin and now I'm ready to hit the scene.
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@p8stie Close p8stie, but not quite. The primary barrier to therapy/mental wellness is actually that the majority of clients have a personality disorder, which they refuse to accept, and also they refuse to learn simple DBT skills.
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@cool_thoughtsLW @MerreSli @theonly1jt Research Babe cannot be denied with all that data to back her up her claims!!
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@chaoticguitar His hand is there BECAUSE HE is a GENTLEMAN…he is simply escorting her thru the gazebo! 🤴😌😇
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@notjameson @_pem_pem People often confuse a sudden influx of public knowledge with “every thing is x-issue now.” In reality, the clinical field has known about male anorexia and its typical presentation for many years now. Much of our delayed public knowledge is due to gender-bias studies.
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@judysquirrels If there is money offered in return for your labor, please write a long piece about how bad casting has gotten because I feel like I am losing my mind about this all the time. Also, I will give you money via patreon or whatever
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@MorganFailchild MENSA is not v concerned with the way intelligence is deeply intertwined with folks' social/emotional capacities. It's not that impressive an advantage to be able to calculate easily in your head, if you aren't learning how to socially and emotionally attune to people as well LOL
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