Yeah...it's Jackie
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Poor kid can't catch a break.
As if the last few months haven’t been crazy enough… Look who turned up at our house tonight to have a singalong with Isaac 😭❤️ Isaac was more star struck meeting Jamie than he was meeting the team 😂 So grateful to watch another dream come true 🥹 Isaac has been watching Jamie
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I have zero doubt that this chubby sweathog does some serious damage to the shitter.
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We had the World Darts Championship. Black British men have Love Island All Stars.
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@samfendermusic You fucking cunt Sam. PJ lost his vision in a paintball accident and still hit all his gigs. You've got a sore throat and you've fucked your own people over. Disgusting.
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@Mj3114ok Isn't that the tran knee is who was live tweeting about getting smashed in the travel Inn???.
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@carlyjohnson123 Wonderful. I bet that snatch has been bald as a coot since the early 2000s.
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@Davey_Turner_ No idea if he's biting into a soiled corn kernel or a longstanding anal wart. Poor poor bastard.
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@jazzpaul82 I'm trying to discuss my terms for relinquishing usage of his pics but he's gone cold on me. Maybe he's en route?.
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@___KR111 I still can't believe he used to give it the big'un when he's built like an out of work dinnerlady.
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@NidgeHattersSK I can't get my head around it. 20-30 y/o brothers banging multiple tweets out about a truly shit reality TV show.
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@CharIieParsons I see a lot of you in her Parsons. Very effeminate, a certain sad quality behind the eyes and a deep, insatiable desire to do everything in their power to satisfy their master.
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@Nafinafnaf @Rainypainyy It's not. It's fucking bizarre that a curtain has to be used in their own home.
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@MikeyCycling @AJLangheld I think you're a habitual grass who has deep underlying issues because your old man was used to fill a Zimbabwean pothole.
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@_WHU123 @sspencerukk Knowing he's licking that pristine bumhole gives me a terrible sense of anger. He's such a fucking spastic.
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@tamerawallwork_ Fucking hell love. I think they meant spanking/grounding not fucking neglecting them!.
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Rapper Stormzy, 31, has been banned from driving for nine months at Wimbledon Magistrates' Court after using a phone behind the wheel of a Rolls Royce in west London
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@JeromeH8sWoke Both utter little nobheads .Both have been embroiled in sexual scandals. One down one to go.
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As wholesome as that is, you simply can't be decked out in family pyjamas and keep the respect of your peers.
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@carlyjohnson123 Come on Carly. You're better than cheap digs about electronic advancements. Tell him you bet he wanks over your media or something.
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@sam__mkd @samfendermusic You don't play music Sam. This isn't a game. PJ’s routine was physical as fuck and he could have easily danced himself off the stage. Fender’s got a sore throat and is cancelling gigs at the last minute. Get real.
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Been noticing changes in my semen recently.
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@CFC_methman @_WHU123 @sspencerukk Well, the crux of it is I'm extremely jealous that a fucking dribbler like Danny Aaron's is sticking his tongue in a delightful, probably very well maintained arsehole.
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Absolutely smoking bod, sloppy drooly blozzas and she can park right in front of Tesco while you nip in. What's not to love?.
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@Luisa47132714 @Tesco Hi Luisa. You're better off sending a written correspondence to Tescos PO box. It takes a bit longer, but it'll definitely be managed that way. Good luck.
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Like many, I despise StokeyG but seeing that baldy, content nabbing twat Josh Pearson seething is absolutely glorious. What an absolute pretender.
StokeyG has just beaten Josh Pearson in a leg of darts with a 52 dart leg. King of darts Twitter my arse!! 😂
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@Powelldinho @anyachappellxx @anyachappellxx why have you unblocked, commented and re-blocked you absolute truffle hunter?.
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This cunt is absolutely gaping for an Elon retweet.
The mental gymnastics James O’Brien done in order to blame the southport attack on Jeff Bezos & Elon Musk could get him a gold in the olympics. Absolutely mental 🤯
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@jonnyescott @StokeyyG2 His online persona revolves around nicking content, grassing and deleting tweets. A very pathetic individual indeed.
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Jesus. I'd say the poor bastards have been through enough already.
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@Morganholmoore @lagboatmfc9 There is such a thing as putting too many photos of yourself on the internet. Bad times when your child can google pictures of their mum taking up the shitter. isn't it?.
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@angryginge13 @LaurenAlexis_x You've got bigger problems, you pan faced, Chesney from corrie looking gimp.
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It'd be a great end to 2024 if Moosh tips contacted HIV.
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In the tap in Euston if anyone wants their jaw spun.
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@naythan_brysn @StokeyyG2 @sspencerukk Could have easily been that he was eating another fellas arsehole though.
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@moosh_tips_007 Mad necking a brass like that. She deffo had someone's chopper in her gob just before she met you.
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I reckon I'd batter a loved one if they asked me, "Do you fancy a fry"?.
Notbing worse than people calling a fry a “fry up” 🤢.
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Edit me a date next me 😊😅 I wanna see how y’all look next to me
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@girl474747 By what intricate sequence of actions might an individual endeavor to procure the aforementioned undergarment in exchange for a stipulated monetary sum denominated in the currency of the United Kingdom?.
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Tomorrow marks the two year anniversary of my old boss locking himself in the office, crying his eyes out to the sound of Coffee & TV by Blur because his bird dumped him and that was their song. A very weak individual indeed.
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This kids gob proper pales me out.
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Absolutely outstanding that everyone formed a circle and just let them fucking rip. No slag screaming to stoppppppp. A+.
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Someone in work said "soulmate" earlier, and my mind instantly thought small koala. He's infected me.
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The meatiest tuppence you'll see this side of the year.
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@mikeoxlong927_ @JeromeH8sWoke When Haz wasn’t impregnating tidy little women of colour or raising money for Palestine, he was partial to a bit of the old rape as well as dry humping innocent cats. A very troublesome individual to say the least.
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