Joe
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Absolutely destroyed my cup opponent in the virtual coin toss, come back a better manager next year mate
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I think the real winners this GW are the people who don’t play FPL
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‘Oooh look at me I’m Son and I get FPL points every week’ Grow up
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Just a reminder, don’t let FPL ruin your day.
Let it ruin your whole year
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FPL managers Church of England
in the 1850s
🤝
Putting Darwin
on their watchlist
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FPL tip: Avoid making transfers while drunk, you might wake up with a Hwangover
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Hearing from official sources that Sancho’s FPL price could be somewhere between 4.5m and 12.5m
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Neves got 7 points
Neves is seven backwards
Proof that FPL is corrupt
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TIP: If you want Ronaldo and you’ve got 8.0m in the bank, just do Scarlett -> Ronaldo
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When your mentions are full of people not getting the joke or sending screenshots of their team
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Ollie Watkins The whole of the
UK on June 21st
🤝
Hitting the bar
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Made this edit of Ronaldo in a City kit, it takes seconds to RT my work
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The best part about DGWs is that if your players blank in the first game, they get a second opportunity to blank again
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Ever notice how some FPL managers only post their good scores?
Everyone has bad days, it shouldn’t matter whether your score is 1/6 or 6/6
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This transfer window has been INSANE:
Aaron Lennon to Burnley 🤯
Brandon Williams to Norwich 🔥
Gary Cahill to Bournemouth 👀
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Can’t wait til Vardy scores against Brighton and nicks someone’s sandwich and shits on the pitch
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BREAKING: Alfie Haaland has taken a -4 to bring Haaland back in
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Just made a draft with Trent, Robbo, Cancelo, Salah, Son, De Bruyne, Haaland and Kane and it was massively over budget
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Predicted Man City XI for tonight:
Ederson
Walker Fernandinho Laporte Zinc
Rodri
Mahrez KDB Sterling
Dias Stones
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Apparently Raphinha's flight took longer because he spent the whole time running up and down the wing
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Sometimes you just gotta not overthink it and do the obvious thing
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124 all out (BB played)
GW rank of 93
My apologies to Meme FC for this slip of the mask, won't let this happen again
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Which draft should I go with guys? Managed to narrow it down to these
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Salah STARTS for Liverpool against Hertha BSC 👀
12.5m MID playing in a front 3 👀
One to keep an eye on 👀
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I brought in Shocks this week 😡
No shocks for liverpool
Jota on bench
Maupay starts for BHAFC👍
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Just had this conversation with my 2 year old son:
Me: Wow Messi just won the Copa America for the first time
Him: penaldo mudded lmao
Me: What’s Ronaldo got to do with -?
Him: cry more
Me: They’re both great players, let’s just appreciate -
Him: appreciate this ratio
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Is Theo Walcott being overlooked? 👀
✅ 3 assists in 2006/07
✅ Used to be good
✅ Sometimes plays but hardly ever
✅ Is an anagram of The Cool Twat
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Spent hours making this, what a waste of time
Made this edit of Ronaldo in a City kit, it takes seconds to RT my work
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Mo Salah is quietly having a better season than Chris Wood, but no one’s ready for that conversation 🐸☕️
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Christensen’s getting a brace tonight
Breaking: Andreas Christensen has problems with his teeth. Cesar Azpilicueta has a shoulder injury. N'Golo Kante not 100% fit. Ruben Loftus-Cheek has a minor injury.
[via iG: cfcnewspage]
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Man City are spending £100m on Grealish, don’t they realise they can just get him for £8m on FPL 🤡
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The best part about DGWs is that if your players blank in the first game, they get a second opportunity to blank again
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Which draft should I go with guys? Managed to narrow it down to these:
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Ways that
@OfficialFPL
can improve their game under the current circumstances:
- 2 extra subs
- Remove player database
- Delete all teams
- Close site permanently
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Happy with that Cucurella assist and clean sheet. Haters will say it’s fake
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Just made a draft with Bruno, Salah, Kane, KDB, Robertson, TAA and Son and it was massively over budget
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Admit it, the Premier League just wouldn’t be the same without Burnley.
It would be much better
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The duo is back
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Bad news for Wilson owners as he failed to get a 5th yellow card and is available for next GW
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