Eye Surgeon. ❤ 😎
On Twitter for entertainment.
Wit, jokes, banter & laughs.
Don't want anything from you.
Nothing at all.😠
Respond only if you can take a joke
Or be a friend❤️
No matha pacchi entertained 😣
Type "
@EyeKaDoctor
miracle" in your Twitter search to know about me.
I am a
#surgeon
you Jackass. 😠😠
One of the best, in this
#world
.
Next 3 days you will find me piss
#drunk
, rofl on Kishore songs, singing in
#spaces
…… and then from Wednesday people lining up to get operated by me.
Go shove ur
#sermons
up ur arse, preferably slowly, 1 by 1
This is my patient.
Bomb blast victim.
#Mumbai
trains blast.
His right eye was unrecoverable.
Left eye I saved after 4 surgeries.
Impossible miracle.
Was featured in all News papers
Today he still travels by train from Borivali to town.
Has a family.
Called to wish me Dushera.
I my home is in Gandhidham.
I am writing here very clearly.
@ndtv
is a Liar.
No attack. No protest.
Just a lie to foment unrest.
Are you listening
@AmitShah
&
@narendramodi
??
I had left hospital, got an emergency call.
7 yo child was playing with slingshot, rubber broke & hit his eye.
Eye was filled with blood
I turned my car back
Father hugged me for coming back.
He didn't expect, as that doesn't happen in his country.
These are blessings that i get.
Rajdeep & Sagarika
Live in Delhi.
With very intelligent son.
Genius Ishaan.
Delhi has
India's best Medical institutes
So the genius parents
Made genius kid
Take "Private" entrance exams
In Private Medical College
5000 km away
And kid
Got rank 1020
& will be called Dr soon
Simple
Word Devdutt has its root in 2 words.
.
From clan of Bhadeve comes De.
.
And when father upon seeing child born with face like nunu says Dhatt
.
So in clan of Bhadeve a child with face like ugly nunu was called Devdutt.
.
Of course , Brenchod Bhadeves like Devdutt won't like it
It's very simple
@imVkohli
.
Get off insta.
Get off Twitter.
Get off Tiktok.
Play cricket.
@BCCI
teach your players some grace..... in addition to cricket.
There is no dearth of nalla idiot on Twitter or real life.
I would be proud of every girl who had the guts to open a rekdi, tgat too in Faridabad.
She has the guts to stand against a brutal world.
She may fail in selling Tea, but she won't have to sell her body to promote herself
I have been provided the details.
Thankyou Twitter.
I would be obliged if anyone nearby could contact the family, convey the sorrow and condolences of entire India, and request them to accept my offer in gratitude of our martyred brother.
This is my promise
I am not able to personally respond to every message.
I really appreciate your kind words and condolence messages in my family's hour of grief.
My mum 💔
He was on the
@flyspicejet
flight back with me tonite , 25th October ......
Huge huge huge fan .....
But I didn’t approach him, as I didnt want to pester him.
If you’re reading this Sir, huge fan ❤️❤️.
If any idiot has any complains with a PRIVATE DOCTOR in India 🇮🇳.
Read this carefully …
We find our education
Most of us are General Category
We fund our PG
We buy land / space (whoever tells you doctors get subsidised land is an idiot).
We pay property tax
We pay 20 BMC Taxes
Oh you mean to say
The illegal Mosque of Moomslems
Built illegally on Airport land.
Built without any BMC approval ..
Has "consented" after 10 years to decrease the minaret size ?
.
We
#Mumbai
have world best CM 😍😍 & BMC.
DO NOT PRAISE ME.
God has given me.
I am passing it on.
And this gesture is on behalf of all of us.
The combined Twitter family of India.
I am sure all of us will be doing something or other to heal this wound.
Jai Hind.
May my country stand strong & proud.
My mum taught me these:
Hard work, truth, stand for your word, fight & die if need be for your values, help the poor & needy.
I take this promise today .. once I get back on my feet, I will do atleast 2 surgeries everyday, for free, for rest of my life, in memory of mum ❤️
Chanda
@ikpsgill1
How dare you enjoy a little jig on a Kishore Kumar song 🎵 or how dare you enjoy a drink 🥃
Act according to the rule book set by that nalla chutiya …..
Aur saala choti bachi ko name & shame karr raha hai …. 😠😠😠
If you are reading this.
Be assured my Ma has heard you..
I have prayed to my Hanuman ji and my Ma to take care of all the hurting hearts.🔥
Everything will be fine soon. ❤️
Smile.
And do leave a small message, I will read it to my Ma.❤️❤️
My friend operated on a Lion for Cataract surgery.
The story is worth reading for the care that the park rangers take for each animal.
I have a friend who has operated an elephant.
And another friend who has operated a horse and a dog.
His left eye was “ruptured and torn”.
With multiple shrapnel in eye socket.
Right eye was torn & mutiliated too but hanging by its nerve. Unrecoverable.
So I tried the Herculean & impossible surgery of saving his left eye.
I was known as the
#Trauma
@EyeKaDoctor
in those times.
I will be operating upon this 2 month old baby in the next 5 minutes for Congeital cataract with PHPV.
Whereas some 2 Rs ka celeb will try making jokes about me on Spaces.
Whatever.
Started working very hard again.
All of you have always been my well wishers.
Dua mein yaad rakhna.
Going to do 10 free surgeries .
After feeding the dogs. For you, you silly
@iamFirki
.
My friends in Morbi, the IMA Morbi, have opened their clinics. Treatment free, X rays free, MRI free. They are all active at various hospitals giving seva.
You all may joke about doctors, but it is the most selfless & serving fraternity.
.
Hyderabadi humour😁
Uno Cycle chalate-chalate,
'pairan dard hore' bolke bike le liye, miyan.
'Amma miyan, bole toh Bike chalane se kamarr me
dard hora' bolke car liye ...
'Car chalane se pet nikal aaya',
bolke gym join kara.....
Ab gym me, Cycle icch chalaraa !!
😂😝😜
I have some funds.
Which will regularly be available.
For Girl Child.
Education .
(Specific purpose).
.
Please contact me.
No NGO or Signature stuff.
My questions may be grilling.
My support will be strong.
.
.
Request your RT.
Newly elected Surat
@AamAadmiParty
corporator Dharmebdra Walias brother Mehul Walia who is a teacher at driving school raped and assaulted a 35 year old divorcee lady student.
cc
@Being_Humor
Some well meaning tweeps have asked me ...
Why only her, why not the martyr relief fund ?
I don't know.
I read about a girl child who will grow up without her father's love or protection, & my heart melted.
So I impulsively wrote what I wrote.
I mean no disregard of others
Using his photo with his permission.
Leads a full life as his vision was saved, in time.
He also underwent multiple surgeries for facial reconstruction and fractures and shrapnel.
If Nehru wouldn't have been the Prime Minister of India, Sonia Gandhi wouldn't be travelling to USA for her treatment.
Or even better, Sonia wouldn't have been Gandhi.
"If Nehru had spent 3000 crores to build a 182 metre tall statue, instead of IIT Kharagpur, I would have been selling pakodas in trains today..."
@ArvindKejriwal
Sad news
#MedTwitter
.
Surat SMIMER Hospital’s Interns met with road accident near Anand.
Inters Anurag & Jaivik Balar expired. Akshat has concussion. Shreya has large haemothorax, is at Bhailal Amin hospital Baroda.
.
The price our young ones are paying for
#CovidIndia
Zero income for past 5 months.
But there is food on table.
Not one expense will need to be curtailed.
Nor even a luxury.
I own my house.
I own my office.
I have no loans.
And I am safe and healthy.
Thankyou God for this kindness on your favourite child.
#Dev
Let me tell you a story.
Mamata Bannerjee did tamasha, threw out TATA.
TATA approached Gujarat.
Principal Secretary at the time called a heavy electrical firm & said TATA wants to set up, we need to provide power . Can we set up substation & power line in 1 month
@coolfunnytshirt
To liberals who are having a meltdown over Gujarat poll results:
What were you expecting? Lol
This party made Gujarat an economic powerhouse. It's one of the states that funds money to other states that "mostly" have Govts of your choice!
Seriously, what were you expecting? 😂
Sunn be Sulaimani Lawude.
Chalo, it was an arguement ?😒
So ?☹
You go home & stab ??😠
Abbey Madrasachaap. You argue with everyone here all day.🐂
What do you expect us to do ? 😠
.
@IndianExpress
reports, Additional DCP Sudhanshu Dhama said, “On Wednesday night, a scuffle broke out between the accused & victim at a birthday party over their food business. Both sides went home but the four accused went to the victim’s place later…
I agree with this.
During my short time at TISS, Professors used to try & joke about Sardar Vallabh bhai, Hinduism.
I have seen Thesis & Academic Papers start with "in the glory of Christ and may his kingdom come true ..."
I still have saved those academic papers.
Ye wahi log ,
@squineon
saab, who go on a 15 days vacation to New Jersey at their Maasis, sister in laws sons house .... and come back with an Amreekan accent .
You survived
#COVID19
.
It will be an event which you shall be able to tell stories.
Now you hear of mutant strains.
Everyone is going nuts.
Vaccine may or may not reach you soon.
😯
Don't be a
#COVIDIOT
.
Prevention still is as simple.
A comfortable mask.
Face shield.
Hand wash
If someone can find this boy.
Kasganj, UP.
Verify the details.
I will take entire responsibility of his education and basics.
Till College.
Mahadev Harr ❤️.
नाम-ओम कश्यप, माथे पर तिलक, काम-रेलवे स्टेशन के बाहर पन्नी बेंचना। ये शौक नहीं मजबूरी है। पिता की मौत हो चुकी है, भाई जेल में है। मां घर में रहती है। पापी पेट का सवाल है, जो मासूम रेलवे स्टेशन के बाहर पन्नी बेचने को मजबूर। सपना फिर भी IAS बनने का। सरकार का तो नहीं पता लेकिन
But I do not trust Govt schemes or NGOs or babus.
So I will do this for her myself.
With help of
@mahan_sariya
.
We will invite others to add to the fund.
Any of you
Who wants to do a similar gesture
For other 42 martyrs
Go ahead
I pledge Rs 5000 to each gesture.
Ok ?
Malala is in Japan.
Where there no internet.
Bcos it is backward country.
Hence she is there to help it's wimmin.
Please to contact her after 4 weeks vacation.
Malala should speak out about her country's Hindu girls, who are getting abducted, raped and forced to convert to Islam. World leaders listen to her. If she wants, she can reduce sufferings of Pakistan's minority girls. I wonder why she is silent about this issue.
Yaar
@HUL_News
& Anti India companies have a fantastic strategy:
.
Muslim festival:
M1: Eid Mubarak
M2: Eid Mubarak
Both :😁😝😁Have biryani.
.
.
Hindu Festival
GC1: This Diwali let us reignite the spirit of equality for females & LGBTQ & doggies and see that Earth rejuvenates
That's me.
Eye Surgeon. ❤
On Twitter for fun & entertainment.
Nothing more.😎
Don't want anything from you.
Stay away.
Come close only if you know a joke.
When you remember only 1 sentence fom entire chapter .... this is how you answer the 20 mark question.
#DevJoks
❤❤❤
Lal phool, genda phool
Rahul baba byootifool
And many of these
Bhakt scums
Are Doctors
Can't they atleast
See the genius logic
Of Boxer chacha
And Shrill aunty.
They did not allow
Genius Ishaan
To give All India Medical Entrance Exam
Thereby saving 1 seat
Of Govt college.
Such sacrifice.
And You
Can't see it?
😡😡
Male Patient : Sir I have PCOD .
.
@EyeKaDoctor
: But that’s a disease of ladies 🙄
.
Male Patient : yeah 😯
.
@EyeKaDoctor
: yeah.
.
Male Patient: well ,Sir maybe COPD then . 😒😒
.
.
#MedTwitter
😂😂
I am being very clear.
I am not soliciting or requesting anyone's contribution for this child's education.
Yet we will let you know the account number.
Maybe your contribution will add wings to her journey.
God bless.
Doctor
@EyeKaDoctor
MBA in HA from IIM.
Diploma HA from TISS.
Been Medical Director of 400 bedded hospitals in India and abroad.
Now eradicating Blindness the world over.
BKL Anurag
There is no red in this picture.
Your brain is filling in the colour.
The picture is made entirely of light blue, black and white.
Zoom in, you'll see.