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Parody #TeamMandir Veer Bhogye Vasundhara 22 Jan 2024
Bharat
Joined February 2011
पहले मैं सोचता था कि यार मोदी जी ये क्यों किया, उस मुद्दे पर क्यों कुछ नही किया , ये लोग सोशल मीडिया पर कोई फिल्टर वगैरह नही लगाते क्या किसे प्रोमोट करना है किसे नही, अब मैं ज्यादा नही सोचता और ये सोचकर सन्तोष कर लेता हूँ कि मोदी जी ने किया होगा तो ठीक ही किया होगा।.
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Someone from Japan understood the true essence of Ramayana and created this masterpiece but bollywood couldn't.
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जिंदा नही बचा था ना दीवाली तक , इसलिए नही फोड़े।.
रावण में लाख बुराइयां थीं लेकिन उसने कभी पटाखे नहीं फोड़े! .Wishing you all a joyous, prosperous and green Diwali 🪔
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Ravi Shastri as a coach won 2 overseas BGT for team India while holding the glass of beer in one hand and chakhna in another.
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This guy teaches programming on his Youtube channel and he is a legend among Firang teenagers.
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Bihar and East UP used to have this and then the 'arkestra' happened.
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Sorry for tweeting early, attack is still due and can happen any time.
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You have to be the absolute scum of the earth to hate this festival. There's no other explanation for people hating it.
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Now tell me the name of Ankit Sharma's mother. .
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iPhone factory got attacked and 430 crores worth iphones were looted just few weeks before they were planning hire 25000 new employees. Third class citizens of our 2nd world country deserve a compromised life under a corrupt and compromised government. .
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Manjhi - It took me 20000 hammer strokes to break this rock. Priyanka C - why didn't you hit 20000th stroke first and saved the time and energy of 19999 strokes. .
If just one conversation has managed to ensure disengagement, wish he had spoken sooner. Perhaps would have avoided the entire Galwan Valley conflict. Where was he for past 3 months?😢.
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gazab record hai iska.
Pat Cummins ♥️👌💯.
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Sit down Beti, without mimicking Kangana you would be working on someone's eyebrows in a beauty parlour. .
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Kashyap was caught stealing tax in 2013, establishment didn't punish him, they asked him to join them if he wants to be forgiven. Boxer Vijendra was caught in drug racket , he was also asked to do the same to escape punishment. Cong is not a political party it operates like mafia.
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Next season of Money heist will have a new character, The Associate Professor.
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The greatest Indian athlete was watching the match and most of us didn't even know. Classy. .
Team India, you made us proud. Hard luck in the final. It wasn't our night, but a tournament that we'll never forget. 🇮🇳
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गौमुख से दिल्ली तक हर एक किमी पर लगा तो सभी ने रक्खे हैं पर गिनाए किसी ने नही।.
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57 Muslim countries in world.
Since Muslims are persecuted in India on regular basis, can we apply for refugee status in the US, Canada, or Europe?.Does anyone have any idea about it.
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is hisaab se to tu pair dabane, jhaadoo pocha lagane pe focus kar kyonki tu Das hai.
Bhai tu gate pe focus Kar. Tu Chowkidar hai.
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Cardiologist Gaurav gandhi did 16000 heart surgeries before passing away at the age of 41. Considering he completed his PG and started doing heart surgeries at the age of 28, it would take around 3-4 surgery per day to achieve 16K surgeries. That's some ultra human task. .
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Ritambhara ji is a lioness
साध्वी ऋतम्भरा ने कहा - “डैना🧨मैट से उड़ा दो”. उमा भारती ने माइक लिया - “ना-ना, जो मज़ा बल्ली और बाँस से कारसेवा करने में है वो डैना-मैट में नहीं”. लोग ss ले के chad बने फिरते इंटरनेट पे… सोचो ये लोग खुलेआम क्या कर रहे थे 30 साल पहले।😁. नमन है भई!🙏.
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Hagte time gaannd par Bomb girne ka chance :. Palestine - 100%.India - 0.
Human Development Index Rank:.Palestine: 106.India: 132. Rural Open Defecation Rate:.Palestine: < 1%.India: 26%.
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Don’t marry a girl whose brother is berozgaar and lacks the skills to secure rozgaar in the future. In the end, she will expect you to support her brother, her mother will manipulate her into helping him, and she will constantly eat your ear about it. Giving the benefit of the.
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Shri Ram didn't allow Laxman to use Brahmastra on Meghnad , even in Treta yug we had No first use nuclear policy. .
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White pill for the day. 4 Years ago when the moon landing failed, during his speech the next morning. PM Modi quoted a line from the श्वेताश्वतर उपनिषद् . "वयम् अमृतस्य पुत्रा:"."We are children of the eternal gods". We won't lose , we won't surrender, we will try again and.
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If Jadeja, who still has a long franchise and international career ahead of him can go to Ayodhya then what stopped Dhoni whose career was done many years ago ?.
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I belong to a family of farmers in Uttar Pradesh. Farmers of Punjab don't represent us or our problems.
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he knew exactly where to look while getting down the stairs and despite having a gamcha to cover his face. This ladies and gentlemen is the perfect example of how evidences are planted
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Maharana's descendants continue to be crowned, even in democratic India. Meanwhile, the whereabouts of Akbar's descendants remain unknown.
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Next event is elimination round by implementing NRC. .
Hello Big Boss @PMOIndia, Thali aur Patake wala hogaye. Agla event kab aur kya hai?.
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If you are not looking for a serious career in politics and don't have a good financial backup, then don't indulge in direct spat with politicians (of any party). History padho, meme weme banao , thodi bahut bakchodi karo aur apne ghar jao, Kuch na rakkha yahan. .
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did you just assume your child's religion, what if he/she wants to be a Hindu , did you ask him/her before imposing your husband's religion on them. Where is feminism , where is justice , where is the UN ?.
As the mother of a Muslim child I’m horrified by this. And so are his brothers. What are we teaching children #BlatantBigotry.
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Urvashi Rautela didn't even complain or tagged Memebai police , another person tagged and requested them to save his life. @MumbaiPolice
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Jahan matter bade hote hain wahan Surya bhai jameeen par pade hote hain. .
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Factually wrong. In Hindu families nothing happens in the kitchen till the 3rd/4th day of funeral. Neighbors/extended family etc. take care of all such tasks.
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IT companies - we need a full stack developer who is efficient in Java , SQL, Dot Net, Java Script , Node Js, Angular , can map office floor before office time, can drive the cab and guard the office also. Applicant -
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हिन्दू देश है इसीलिए राफेल पर तिलक हो रहा है नही तो आगे से 2 इंच राफेल काट देते ।.
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@LegalTalwar Ma'am your grandfather migrated from Pakistan to India because certain Jigyasus occupied his home and temples. .
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If wignats think they can bully Indians on the internet like they do with other races, they are in for a surprise. As I mentioned before, our superpower is a billion unhinged internet users with 1.5GB daily data packs. .
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The first thing these guys did after landing in India was to tweet a picture of tea to mock Captain Abhinandan. A few months back, their fans were mocking Gautam Gambhir, Hasan Ali was dancing at the border to mock BSF, Rizwan is the literal Zakir Naik in disguise. Now that they.
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यार अगर आप चाहते हो कि नौकरीपेशा और व्यापारी वर्ग का हिन्दू अपना काम धंधा भी देखे, चुनाव में आपके लिए प्रचार भी करे, वोट भी करे, सोशल मीडिया पर डिफेंड भी करे, टैक्स भी भरे और फिर इस सबके बाद सड़क पर आकर लड़े भी क्योंकि आपको गुडविल बनानी है, वो तो बहुत क्रेजी हो जाएगा ब्रो।.
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You don't fight online battles with a country that has a billion internet users and is famous for supplying IT engineers worldwide. China is safe so far because they are not on global social media. Our real superpower is the unhinged average internet user with a 1.5 GB daily data.
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We are also releasing Barkha Dutt, Rana Ayuub , Rajdeep Sardesai and whole team of The Wire as a goodwill gesture.
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have a look at this guy behind Rajnath singh, most of the soldiers at forward posts are like him only. Now imagine the causalities Chinese suffered in that hand to hand combat . Do you seriously think that man like him left Chinese unharmed after 20 of ours were martyred.
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@MrAndyNgo Irony is, this guy Kurush mistry is a persian, his forefathers came as refugees to India because their country was occupied by the same religion he is supporting now.
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गांव गांव के मंदिर में जाकर देखो, ईवीएम कैसे हैक होती है पता चल जाएगा।.
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Are you suggesting that the Canadian majority should allow Hindus to throw stones at them, run riots, and not respond at all?.
Requesting Canadian majority to treat our protesting Hindu brothers the same way our Hindu brothers treat Muslims in India.🙏🙏.
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BSNL itself should be shut down. What’s the point of having 57,000 employees for 85 lakh customers? Vodafone-Idea serves 2.1 crore customers with around 17,000 employees.
19,000 BSNL employees are going to lose their jobs as a New Year Gift from Modi Govt.
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Here
Mirabai Chanu.PV Sindhu.#LovelinaBorgohain. It’s only Indian women on the podium from Rio to Tokyo…where are the men? #Tokyo2020.
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Delhi has 7 BJP MPs, only Gambhir seems to be active in helping people. .
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Yograj singh's comment are blasphemous and very hateful for me as a Hindu, I demand his arrest. @AmitShah ji. #ArrestYograjSingh.
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यही नाम तो ढाबे पर लिखना है , उसमें क्या दिक्कत है ?.
मोनू सिंह की, आशिक अली ने बचायी जान .यही है असली ख़बर और असली ‘हिंदुस्तान’. #सौहार्दमेव_जयते
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Great opportunity for Delhi BJP but I have full confidence in them. .
CM @ArvindKejriwal to BJP:. #TheKashmirFiles जैसी झूठी Picture के Poster लगाते हुए अच्छे नहीं लगते, शोभा नहीं देता.
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Sab kuch hai to kya gaan marane ko protest kar rahe hain.
Yes! Farmers hv cars. They wear clothes. They eat food. They speak English. They speak Punjabi, Haryanvi & all the vernaculars. They hv PhDs. They sing & dance & laugh & do every freakin' thing tht the elite Brahmanical (non) sensibility denies them. #FarmersProtest2024.
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If Rohini Singh allows Reliance to install a refinery on her face India won't have to depend on Qatar for oil. .
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Whole Gujarat was rebuilt without abusing or blaming anyone after earthquake, and it's prospering since then.
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Dear woke Hindu girls/boys if tomorrow a peaceful mob finds you during the riot they will treat you the way they treat other kaffirs without reading your twitter or insta timeline and your heroes like Kamra, swara and Ravish will justify your death with Kapil mishra's speech.
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अगर पूजापाठ की जगह पढ़ाई और नौकरी पर ध्यान दिया होता तो आज अंबानी के पास पैसा ही पैसा होता।
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I tried to watch Tanaav just to check if it is even close to Fauda , pahle hi episode me ye bhadddddwa dikh gaya, whatever little interest I had, is gone, nahi dekhna ab.
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World's most developed country is having a National day of prayer to recover from Corona Virus and some woke people were making fun of Hindu ladies singing Bhajans to fight Corona.
It is my great honor to declare Sunday, March 15th as a National Day of Prayer. We are a Country that, throughout our history, has looked to God for protection and strength in times like these. .
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Sardar Sarovar dam provides drinking water to 28 million people (40 million by 2021) , irrigation facility to 3112 villages and 1450 MW power to 3 states. Activists, with help of Court didn't let govt build this dam for 60 years. They kept 28 milion people thirsty for decades.
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Regardless of the politics, an ordinary citizen walking up to the Prime Minister and telling him to 'fcuk off' with his socialite policies because they don't cater to his needs should be a goal for every democracy. Here, we can't even say that to a gram pradhan without being.
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Ram - Mythology.Krishna - Mythology.Okay Durga ? - Mythology.Mahishasur ? - umm depends if he serves our propaganda. Okay Mohamad and Jesus ? - They existed , we saw them linking their Bank accounts with Adhar Card.
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Batao ase bsdwalo ke haath me bhi desh ki suraksha ki jimmedari thi,
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120 busses of UP Roadways have picked 6500 migrant workers from Delhi Border and dropped them to respective districts. Other busses are also coming.
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She took a bullet in the head and still survived because the head was empty from inside. .
In the last week, I’ve spent time speaking with people living and working in #Kashmir - journalists, human rights lawyers and students.
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Kapil Mishra is better than other Delhi BJP leaders. The guy left a flourishing career as a minister to support the ideology, we all should support him in whatever way we can.
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was reading the suicide note of Atul Subhash, did not know women could be this evil, he should not have died alone though….
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Old prophetic technique to use opponent's women as shield .This is a crime in India, requesting Shri @JSINGH2252 to report the tweet and file an FIR against Md. Zubair and his media portal @AltNews . Tagging @NCWIndia as it violates the modesty of an underage girl.
Hello Jagdish Singh, Does your cute grand daughter know about your part time job of abusing people on social media? .I suggest you to change your profile pic.
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एक ऑप्शन ये भी है कि सड़क बनवा दी जाए। पर वो तो आउट ऑफ दा बॉक्स हो जाएगा एकदम।.
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In an ideal world India should've invaded Maldives, Sri Lanka, and other similar tiny islands in the Indian ocean back in 1970. These idiots, driven by greed and with lax morals, will always pose a threat to our sovereignty. .
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Most of the migrants who left/leaving Delhi today will get counted in UP Bihar's numbers if god forbid they catch corona. Kejriwal solved half of his problems just by a week's curfew and will be taking jibes on UP Bihar when graph rises there.
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Average Pakistani is like this only, not what bollywood movies show us. Sooner we learn better it will be. .
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2 years ago Gogoi started his tenure as the leftist blue eyed boy with his press conference against then CJI and now he is ending it as a Hindu Hriday Samrat. True legend. .
Delhi: Today is the last working day of Chief Justice of India Ranjan Gogoi. CJI Gogoi retires on November 17. He sat with Chief Justice designate SA Bobde in Court 1 and issued notices in all 10 cases listed today. (file pic)
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these strong genes got oppressed for 50000000 years by these guys
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BJP gave 5 crores scholarships and 1.5 crores houses , 30 % Ration and other subsidies to Muslims. Ginakar 50 vote na mile honge. .
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