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We are at the end of an age. We live in a land of weather forecasts and breakfasts that set in, shat on by Tories, shovelled up by Labour..
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Johnson says
@SadiqKhan
"bankrupted" TFL.
TFL debt increase under Johnson 👇
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TFL debt increase under Khan 👇
£2.6 billion
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Most battle hardened Crystal Palace fans who have been round the block a few times will instead of riding the crest of the wave of euphoria engulfing the club at the moment, will in fact be preparing themselves for it all to come crashing down around our ears in a matter of weeks
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The more videos emerge from the pitch invasion at Goodison, the more it looks like it was pure luck that a Palace player wasn't properly hurt.
I couldn't give a toss Everton won but there has to be serious repercussions for the fact they failed to ensure our player's safety.
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@The_ChrisShaw
@campbellclaret
Words that will send a chill down the spine of Johnson.
1 down , 1 to go.
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Apparently Cheick Doucouré had to drive back to Selhurst Park this afternoon, after getting home and realising he still had Declan Rice in his pocket.
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Whoever is in charge of fitness and conditioning under Glasner deserves huge credit.
Every single player looks fitter, faster and stronger since Hodgson was replaced.
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Palace fans could have easily replied to United's Cantona chants like a lot of other fans and make reference to the Munich disaster.
But they didn't and thats what sets them apart.
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I really hope now the dust has settled and Palace seem to be in a really good place,they invite Roy Hodgson as guest of honour against Villa and he gets to say a proper goodbye.
I was one of his biggest critics this season but we will always owe him a debt of gratitude.
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@BBCNewsPR
@BBCBreakfast
@BBCNewsnight
@vicderbyshire
@jonkay01
Victoria should be the presenter on Question Time.
Fiona Bruce should stick to Antiques Roadshow.
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@LConflicts
@pvanaanholt
@joelcpfc_
When someone is clearly racist, yes.
Doesn't it in your right wing circles, or are you too busy agreeing with them?
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@RichardWalters
@LozzaFox
His pop star wife realised he was a fucking bellend , divorced him and cleaned him out.
He needs a revenue stream from somewhere and as he's a crap actor and even worse singer , this is the hill he's chosen to die on.
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When Leicester are 0-1 up in the 93rd minute at Selhurst and Jordan Ayew goes down on the half way line under the softest of challenges...
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@FishMcneill
Raging inflation
National strikes
Polio
Rampant racism
The Tories really have taken us back to the 70's
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A video from Wilf saying thank you and goodbye to Palace fans, rather than saying hello to Galatasary fans would have been the classy thing to do.
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Ian Wright on MOTD talking about Arsenal - "We"
Ian Wright on MOTD talking about Palace - "They"
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@briansparrow191
@HLTCO
If that is the case, why are we all at work today ?
It seems we can only mourn in our leisure time as it isn't detrimental to our employers.
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@OfficialBHAFC
Meanwhile,here's our Skipper celebrating on the pitch with Bellingham.
He's played every minute of every game and has been England's best player.
Levels.
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@ArsenesGlasses_
@richardosman
She has a degree in sports journalism and played professional sport at the highest level.
You dont think she has the ability based on what?
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Vieira putting more pressure on Parish in public than any of our former managers and it's absolutely right that he does so.
"Everything is in the Chairman's hands" 🤝
Patrick Vieira wants to sign a couple of players during the January transfer window to help his Crystal Palace side be 'more competitive.' 📝
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@LjM10
@DMinghella
I worked throughout lockdowns so your point does t really stand up.
I do however begrudge paying for a £37bn track and trace system that wasn't fit for purpose and Government's contracts awarded to Tory donors and mates of Ministers that didn't deliver.
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Folks genuinely debating whether Palace should sign Benrahma or Sarr when we all know the real answer is they won't sign either of them.
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@andywigmore
@MatthewStadlen
@RMTunion
Nevermind that you don't know which union Mick Lynch represents, you seem to have forgotten that this Government couldn't build a rail line from Manchester to Birmingham, yet you seem to think they can build and automate the entire UK rail network
Probably best you pipe down.
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@ExWHUemployee
Mate, as a Palace fan I really appreciate your info and interaction with fans of all clubs.
Unfortunately every club has it's bellends.
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Burnley will come to Selhurst on Saturday with absolutely zero fear.
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@RoyKellySport
@Official_HUFC
Going to an old fashioned ground with proper fans and a decent atmosphere isn't as attractive as playing in a soulless Lego bowl library, full of tourists I guess.
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EXCLUSIVE 🚨
After discovering that Ebereche Eze's £65m release clause expired yesterday, Newcastle United have this morning submitted a formal offer of £25m plus £5m in add ons for the Crystal Palace midfielder.
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@TomLynch_
@CYM_DC
@nbcwashington
After the dumpster fire that has been the last 4yrs , seeing a tweet related to The President that doesn't make me fear for all humanity is going to take a bit of getting used to.
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@jrc1921
@FishMcneill
Imagine pumping all that money into your kid's education, only for them to end up working as a hack for The Sun..
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@undilutedlyRED
@GNev2
You're seriously asking if there is a better solution than voting for a Government up to its eyeballs in lies , corruption and sleaze ?
Its the political equivalent of Stockholm syndrome 🤦♂️
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@zaloarg
@Capn_Tom
@holte
@I_amMukhtar
Why are you talking about America?
Tommy Robinson has been arrested in Canada for making false declarations on his visa application,which is illegal.
Hold on..... you do know America and Canada are two separate countries, don't you..?
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@MarcusRashford
@DailyMailUK
@MailSport
In the most predictable turn of events, The Daily Mail looks to undermine the fantastic work of a young , black footballer.
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@I_amMukhtar
So Mukhtar simple question - When will you call out Fanta's decision to rename Lilt ?
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I see we're piling into a 19yr old who moved half way across the world, doesn't speak a word of English, was played out of position and thrown under the bus by a manager who was playing the worst style of football in our Premier League history.
Not the best look..
Franca must rank as one of the clubs worst ever signings.
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@mrjamesob
It took less than 3 years for The Tory party to become the absolute clown show we knew it would the moment they made Boris Johnson ring master.
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So many of the yutes who have only known Palace as a Premier League club are absolutely embarrassing themselves tonight.
Hopefully most have now had their phones taken off them as its a school day tomorrow.
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PVA had the bollocks to put his head above the parapet despite a crap performance so good on him.
Has anyone seen or heard from the
#cpfc
chairman since our disastrous transfer window?
Thought not.....
Sheff Utd just wanted it more than us, boys are p*ssed, we just couldn’t get going, but it’s a long season ahead, back to work 👍🏽
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@MarkyToonToon
@mickygray33
You won't like Saudi.
They don't do a full English , Newcastle Brown Ale on tap and have Sticky Vicky performing live at the local taverna.
Stick to Benidorm and away from issues such as anti slavery, equality & human rights 👍
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@MichaelTakeMP
It's actually part of pilot scheme by our magnificent Home Secretary to pump pure sewage onto our beaches as a way of deterring immigrants from landing their dinghies.
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Ismailia Sarr has disappeared into the vortex known as the Crystal Palace FC medical.
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How Ayew and Kouyate manage to put in performances like that whilst observing Ramadan is nothing short of miraculous by the way.
Massive respect to them and the Palace medical team.
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@edwinhayward
@campbellclaret
Without even looking I bet there are countless blue tick flag shagger accounts replying, saying we should only eat what we grow and produce here, like in the good old days of WW2 and rationing.
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Whisper it quietly and without trying to tempt fate,but Luka has had a good game.
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I've decided to ignore British Medical Journal which states masks reduce the transmission of COVID by 53% and instead chosen to believe Flagshagger23252688, who insists masks in fact do nothing to reduce transmission and it's all a conspiracy to control the masses.
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@MarkBrenzemaa
@GaryLineker
Apart from the 3 League titles, FA cup winners medal, 2 League cup medals and a Champions League winners medal, you are probably right...
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@NaksBilal
@David_Cameron
Weren't British citizens told it was illegal for them to go and fight in Ukraine, so what's the difference here ?
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Looks like de Jong is heading to Chelsea and Palace have left the no 8 shirt vacant.
Just saying..
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Where were these morons 3 years ago when it was a white English lad killing women and children in Plymouth?
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@cpaul_ffc
You're right mate, there are loads of empty seats.
The away fans are in the right of this picture, yes ?
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So because the HF gave Textor's ego an ouchie on live TV, they get a private meeting with him ?
If he has something to say regarding his position at Palace he should say it publically via the club or his own social media , not clandestine meetings with a fan group.
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@Margin4Error
@afneil
Whilst also continuing to employ Mary Wakefield and failing to address her fictitious diary of Lockdown in London.
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@prodnose
Went to a Van Morrison gig where he refused to play an encore because the crowd were calling for him to play Brown eyed girl as he finished his set.
I'm actually pleased he didn't as has all the stage presence and charisma of a breeze block and I managed to catch the last bus.
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Longest.
Medical.
Ever.
Naouirou Ahamada is set to have a medical at Palace today after we agreed a £12.5m deal with Stuttgart. 🤝
The signing of the 20-year-old midfielder is ‘viewed as a savvy deal for a player who was expected to generate huge interest in the summer.’ 🤓
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#CPFC
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Early indications are that Malcolm Ebiowei is going to be an absolute baller.
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@jackkaye20
@waltermasterson
The safety of Israel doesn't include the targeting of cars travelling on a pre agreed route in vehicke a clearly marked as aid workers, with a missile.
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@WorldofNC
Who knew Jimmi Hendrix , Jim Morrison , Janis Joplin and Amy Winehouse etc were all vaccinated...
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Brighton fans saying that Lewis Dunk should be in the England squad.
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@JohnapIdris1
@HLTCO
Seeing you're pro Welsh independence, it's fairly amusing you support an English Premier League club hundreds of miles from Wales.
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@JoshWTSP
@ryanjreilly
@10TampaBay
It seems to me a lot of the people being arrested were actively trying to change their appearance by shaving etc.
Being the fucktard conspiracy theorists that they are, don't you think they'd already know about facial recognition and phone tracking technology etc ?
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@ryanjreilly
Seeing how effective the FBI have been in investigating and arresting these people , you could almost be forgiven for thinking (sorry conspiracy theorists) that if people had committed massive election fraud they would also have been found and arrested by now...🤔
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@RichardFairbra9
Desperately searching for relevance now masks and vaccines are off the news agenda.
Shouldn't you be busy rehearsing for a summer tour of Butlins..?
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Sussex police are responding to numerous reports of 15 people being mugged at The Amex stadium.
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Roy Hodgson, February 1st - "Of course we are disappointed not to have strengthened the squad like we'd hoped, but January is a very difficult window... Plus the prospect of having Ayew back from AFCON and Rak-Sakyi fit and available is like having two new signings."
Understand Crystal Palace winger Jesurun Rak-Sakyi is set to return to full training following a hamstring injury he picked up in November
#CPFC
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I am reliably informed by my youngest son that this shirt is "peng"
We are South London and Proud.
Introducing our 23/24 third shirt 🖤
@MacronSports
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