𝙂𝙃𝙊𝙍-𝙆𝙃𝙀𝙇𝙄𝘿, 𝘼𝙇𝙇-𝘽𝘼𝙉𝙀
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𝙆𝙝𝙞𝙧𝙜𝙪𝙣, 𝙇𝙞𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙤𝙧, 𝘾𝙊𝙉𝙌𝙐𝙀𝙍𝙊𝙍. (18+ 𝙊𝘾, 𝙈𝙞𝙣𝙤𝙧𝙨 𝘿𝙉𝙄)
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𝙂𝙃𝙊𝙍-𝙆𝙃𝙀𝙇𝙄𝘿:
𝙆𝙃𝙄𝙍𝙂𝙐𝙉 𝙊𝙁 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙍𝙀𝙏𝘼'𝙂𝙍𝙐𝙉 𝘾𝙇𝘼𝙉
𝘼𝙍𝘾𝙃𝙊𝙉 𝙊𝙁 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙐𝙍𝙊𝙆𝙄
𝘿𝙀𝙎𝙏𝙄𝙉𝙀𝘿 𝘼𝙇𝙇-𝘽𝘼𝙉𝙀
𝙃𝙀 𝙒𝘼𝙎 𝘽𝙊𝙍𝙉 𝙏𝙊 𝙎𝙃𝘼𝙆𝙀 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙉𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉𝙎 𝙊𝙁 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙒𝙊𝙍𝙇𝘿, 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙎𝘾𝙊𝙐𝙍𝙂𝙀 𝙊𝙁 𝘼𝙇𝙇 𝙇𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙎...
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"𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙗𝙚𝙘𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙄'𝙢 𝙖𝙣 𝙊𝙧𝙘 𝙙𝙤𝙚𝙨𝙣'𝙩 𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙣 𝙄'𝙢 𝙖 𝙨𝙖𝙫𝙖𝙜𝙚..! ... 𝙈𝙤𝙨𝙩𝙡𝙮."
𝘼 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙤𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙝... 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙗𝙚 𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙣 𝙖𝙨 𝙖 𝙗𝙧𝙪𝙩𝙚.
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Big, bulky Orc man is weak to the touch of a woman.
Let that knowledge sink in.
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// Since this event is back up, let's get some proper interactions going in for Ar-Ghoda's neurotic bastard of a brother.
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Hoisting the reader up into the air by their waist.
"𝙔𝙤𝙪..."
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POV:
You thought it was a good idea to toss a rock at the Orc.
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𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙥𝙥𝙚-𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙢𝙖𝙣, 𝙤𝙣 𝙖 𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙤𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙖𝙘𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙥𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙝.
𝘼𝙍-𝙂𝙃𝙊𝘿𝘼, 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙇𝘼𝙎𝙏 𝙐𝙍𝙊𝙆𝙄
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Weeks, months, worth of pent-up sexual frustrations and desires, unable to be released due to isolation.
Add all of this into a man who easily towers over most others, and what do you get?
A day or two without usage of your hips.
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He finds that the best times for exercise is when the morning sun has just barely started rising.
Ar-Ghoda keeps his workout regiment strict & brutal, so getting it all done in the morning makes the rest of his day that little extra bit less hellish.
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// Fuck it. We're staying up, may as well knock some funny answers while I'm around.
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// Lemme get my interacts back on swing with some of that artificial algorithm boosts.
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// Let's get them writing juices flowing, folks!
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Since so many of you continue to insist that you're "built different", he thought it better to prove most of you are, in fact, not.
With...
Well, let's just call it a visual aid.
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Imagine his shock and disappointment to get insulted online almost immediately just for posting a picture of himself.
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// I don't have the specific image that would otherwise serve for this, but fuck it.
// Like this post to see what Ar-Ghoda thinks about your muse.
// Pic unrelated, solely to catch eyes.
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// Just gonna drop this off before I head to sleep.
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This is, at the very least, a good percentage of you guys.
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𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐏 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐏 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐏 𝐏𝐋𝐀-
Does he have your attention? Good.
Ahem.
Industrial Society And Its Future.
Introduction.
The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human ra-
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// Fuck it. Let's start this morning with violence.
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// Here goes my horrible use of graphic design, because I can't be fucked to yoink one of these posts from a mutual.
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Please allow him to give you a back massage.
He is normal, and can be trusted with the confidentially and safety of your spine.
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Light on his wares, light on his feet.
When you're tracking down dangerous game, it pays off to be able and keep your steps light. Nothing but the bare essentials to keep himself covered.
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❪ ♡ ❫ For Ar-Ghoda's opinion of your muse.
○○○○○ | 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘁
○○○○○ | 𝗽𝗵𝘆𝘀𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗹 𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻
○○○○○ | 𝗮𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻
○○○○○ | 𝘁𝗿𝘂𝘀𝘁
low | ●●●●● | high
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>Cells.
>Cells.
>Have you ever wanted some PAWG wobblebait? Cells.
>Cells.
>Are your DMs open for plotting? Cells.
>Cells.
>Have you ever been called out for copying a pinned? Cells.
>Cells.
>Has a mutual ever been called out for pedophilia? Interlinked.
>Interlinked.
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// It's been a long while since I made some proper interacts with Ar, so screw it.
// Interacts, psst psst psst.
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"Half of you only reach up to my crotch or my abdominals in height, and that very much worries me every single time you attempt to claim to be "prepared" to take me on..."
"Quite simply, you are too short to ride the Uroki Express."
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Looking back at all the odd jobs he took when he was attempting to integrate into human society.
This one didn't last particularly long (no thanks to the customers), but he did get a snazzy suit out of it.
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"Gods, why am I agreeing to this..?"
"Fine. You get one feel."
"Choose wisely. I *will* be judging."
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// Posting this while I'm in the midst of finishing up my assignments, so mind if I'm a bit absent.
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// Gonna be taking a nap, responses to be made Soon™️.
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𝐊𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐆!
𝐊𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐆!
𝐊𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐆!
The rhythmic grunts & smashing of steel against steel against the illuminated forge could only mean one thing:
Ar-Ghoda is back to work on a special project, and the heat of the molten steel signals a few necessary removal of clothing.
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"Elves."
"Knife-ears, if you may."
"Bark-sniffers, if you prefer."
"Dew-drinkers, should it be your preference."
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Alright.
Which one you went and desecrated one of the forest shrines?
He just wants to talk.
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The masculine urge to drop all the expectations of society and just:
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A form befitting that of a conqueror, razer of cities and subjugator of civilizations.
And yet, he uses such strength exclusively to create instead of destroy.
He will not prove the stereotypes of his kind correct.
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Why yes, I do believe that Orc accounts can be more beyond overly sadistic "doms" that use non-con for a power trip, how could you tell?
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// Yoinked and sploinked onto here.
// Sorry, Moomin.
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So-called "greened" gals expecting to deal with a savage brute that's only a few flashes away from getting their guts rearranged when they're passed a whole bucket of manure and a shovel to help tend Ar-Ghoda's garden:
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>we're rich!
>mushroom!
>we're rich!
>mushroom!
>we're rich!
>mushroom!
>we're rich!
>mushroom!
>we're rich!
>mushroom!
>we're rich!
>mushroom!
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Ar-Ghoda's spine after carrying the weight of being one of the few Orcs left not devolved into mindless pillaging & raping.
That, and his massive schlong, but we don't talk about that.
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// I should NOT be getting this much traction over a shitpost.
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. . .
Don't mind him staring. The Orc is still out of it, somewhat. Exhaustion does that to a person...
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Treat your body as a temple. Nurture it, hone it, strengthen it all the way down to the last muscle.
These are the doctrines he follows. A strong body reinforces a strong spirit.
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Sometimes, he wonders if it's worth it delving as deep as he does into the arts of the soul when he always ends up catching the attention of immortals in the process...
... And why must they always be so well-endowed..?
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Slowly peeking his head out from the cabin's entrance.
. . .
Jeez... He's been out of it for a while, hasn't he..?
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<--- Responsible for giving hundreds of bandits, highwaymen, and overambitious knights Vietnam flashbacks in his forest.
And he sleeps like a baby every night regardless of it.
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>enter DMs of mutual that hasn't interacted much with Ar.
>offer to set up a starter
>"Oh, sure! I'd love to write with you!"
>post starter, merrily go on with my day
>two weeks later
>enter in DMs to remind them of the starter
>two weeks later
>check DMs
>blocked
???
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How to tell somebody you're not interested in them.
How to silence somebody harassing you.
Tactical hammers for sale.
. . .
Wait a minute, this isn't a search browser...
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// In case you guys still weren't aware:
// I'm spending my Spring Break turning THIS into something that isn't ancient looking & likely filled with some kind of mold.
// Fun!
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// Oh. Right. They're getting rid of Circles.
// Ahem-
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8'4 worth of verdant muscle, strength, and sheer force of will.
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Insta-Loss, but it's actually just him sending your muse into a concussion via blunt force trauma.
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// Damn.
// It do be near impossible to start up a new account if you don't already have a predisposed audience.
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"Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door. The Leather Club is two blocks down."
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