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PROUD DEMOCRAT ๐ TEACHER OF BANNED BOOKS๐ JUSTICE, EQUALITY, & FAIRNESS MATTER โ๏ธ Nobody Writes Stories About the Person who Stays Home. #HarrisWalz2024 ๐
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Yeah, so I may or may not have told some students the other day that girls arenโt turned on by racism and white supremacy...
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On my drive home tonight I had to face all of the Trump signs flooding yards up and down my corner of Ohio, and itโs given me a moment of doubt.
Somebody please tell me America is going to be okay.
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Dear accounts with over 25k followers:
YES - WE CAN ALL SEE YOU! We just get tired of responding every day when you ask if we can see you.
Iโm sorry, but I just had 4 accounts in a row on my feed ask for likes and comments to prove they arenโt โshadow-banned.โ
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Fuck Twitter.
I get annoyed when big accounts say they are being throttled while still getting hundreds/thousands of likes and comments.
Iโm not that big - I get it - and I donโt ask for much, but it would be great if more than the same three people saw me from time to time.
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@BlackKnight10k
Absolutely! Honestly, I canโt name one good thing the Biden administration did for America in 2020! Only bad things came from the Oval Office that year! They might as well not have been in the White House! ๐๐๐
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@PhillyMusician
@iameliasw
@johnlegend
I also find it incredibly audacious to claim ignorance of the Democratic platform when the GOP platform committee literally passed a resolution saying they had no platform.
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@Angry_Staffer
Please be โSquid Game.โ
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Fun Fact: Laura Loomer is a bitch.
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@TheRealHoarse
@NICKIMINAJ
I have no doubt that Nicki Minaj was the person who didnโt show up to work on the group project until two days before the deadline.
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@BlackKnight10k
Frankly, there are too many Republican Pedophile Groomers and Traffickers being outed to keep track ofโฆ
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Wow - The last 12 hours have been humbling.
I just gained close to 1,500 followers, and to be honest, I am shocked and overwhelmed.
I promise to vet and follow (or block) every account, but this will take days - even more if it keeps growing.
But thank you - I am speechless.
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While vetting accounts and trying to follow-back everyone I owe (please be patient!) I came across
@April__Dawn
.
No Progressive should feel so unnoticed that they include, โno one reads it anywayโ in their bio.
Can you do me a favor and at least check out their account??
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@Rtreatwilliams
That is a point I have been wrestling with all day. And then I realized that this anger is misguided and perhaps we shouldnโt shoot the messenger.
We need to remember where the buck stops.
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@Madison36503902
It was a moment of weakness and uncertainty at the end of a long day. I feel much better now!
No letting up. Run through the tape.
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@donwinslow
Itโs happening! Itโs really happening! Theyโre going to have to drag him out!
This is the payoff Iโve been waiting four years to see!
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@DrPresleyFan
I will close my phone, roll over, and get some much-needed sleep.
And it will be the most comfortable sleep Iโve had in a decade.
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@BlackKnight10k
Moderators: Senator Vance, your opponent brings up a good point - where is Mike Pence?
Vance: He was another victim of Kamala Harrisโs open border policiesโฆ
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@joncoopertweets
Harris is crushing it, and the Trump campaign has virtually gone dark.
I am worried that they are going a step further and fabricating evidence for some new lie to try and stop Harrisโs momentum.
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If MAGA really believes Trump is like Jesus, they should have him go wander the desert for 40 days.
Heโll probably run into a few people his buses forgot to pick up.
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Just In: Following the arrest of Andrew Tate, Greta Thunberg on list of Nobel Prize nominees for discovering method for getting trash to take itself out.
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@mjfree
Trump has spent too much time in the golf course and believes the lowest score wins.
Old people get confused like that.
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Fact Check: 99% of all Fentanyl smuggled into the United States is brought in by U.S. Citizens.
So maybe Republicans can stop yelling, โBorder!โ every ten second!
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Tim, the childless cat dad, a.k.a.
@DangerousFruity
gets next to no interaction for his quality posts. He follows all the suggestions: he likes, comments, retweets, quote tweets - everything X says to do.
Please check out his account, give him a follow, and boost his exposure.
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@schroedinger_
@donwinslow
He will do anything to get the cameras off of Biden and onto himself! ๐๐
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School shooting at a high school football game in Toledo, Ohio - less than an hour from my home.
At least 3 people shot - not sure of the condition.
Fuck our gun laws.
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Jack Sellers and the Maricopa County Board of Supervisers are my heroes right now! ๐๐
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In honor of being restricted, Iโm boosting a Harris supporter each day.
@April_NewYorker
is one of the good ones who doesnโt have nearly enough exposure or followers on this platform. She is witty and insightful, and well-worth the follow!
#NoDemUnder10K
#StrongerTogether
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@OMBPress
@ENERGY
@POTUS
@RealClearNews
How โbout we change regulations so that no one has to wait in line to vote for longer than an hour instead?
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No longer shackled by the restraints of a campaign, Dark Brandon emerges stronger than ever.
Reporter: Trump said he could have gotten the hostages out without giving anything in exchange. What do you say to that?
Biden: Why didn't he do it when he was president?
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@Angry_Staffer
Majorie Taylor Greene: โI intentionally threw gasoline on a fire, but I didnโt expect it to blow up in my face. Please accept this publicity stunt as an apology so I can resume my regularly scheduled hateful comments and fear-mongering.โ
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It would be great if the DNC somehow pulled together the former advisers and cabinet members who refuse to endorse Trump. Then, at the convention, let them appeal to Republicans by asking each of them to tell a story about something dumb or offensive Trump did while in office.
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@pjbuehler60
5x Dems!! In that case I will hope for heavy rain in your area on Election Day! ๐๐๐
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@funder
@realDonaldTrump
Heโs just testing sound bytes for his four-night comedy special next week!
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@gtconway3d
@realDonaldTrump
Amazing how Republicans will literally count anything EXCEPT actual votes or electoral votes to justify to themselves why Trump actually won the election.
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@MuellerSheWrote
Awwww - They are so Patriotic! Look at how happily they would destroy the country in order to protect it!
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The best part of all of this isnโt the actors, organizers, or politicians giving speeches. Itโs watching name after name scroll across the bottom of the screen, full of many $10, $25, $50, and $100 donations!
#WhiteDudesForKamala
#WhiteDudesForHarris
#Kamala2024
#Harris2024
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Itโs been a crazy 24 hrs on here for me: A lot of interactions, and apparently MAGA has found out I exist. Yay.
I promise Iโll get to my follow-backs.
But let me just say you all are amazing people - You are the reason I have hope.
Well, also Kamala and Tim.
Thank you.
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@BlackKnight10k
Itโs really amusing to read MAGA comments asking how he bought a gun when he wasnโt legally supposed to be able to own one and wondering how he got ahold of one so easily.
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@Angry_Staffer
The entire concept of bail is just another way to give wealthy people an advantage in the system.
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@RonFilipkowski
If she thinks thatโs bad, she should see what the last guy did with the emoluments clause!
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@TheRealHoarse
I may hate DeSantis more than I hate Jim Jordan - and when youโre from Ohio that is a bold statement.
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@zGuz
@chrislhayes
Well, Indiana also gave us Mike Pence, so there really isnโt a high expectation of intelligence or science-based decision making.
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My money is on Secretary of State. I think VP will be Josh Shapiro.
Pete Buttigieg speaks 8 languages
If the dude doesnโt become the vice president right now,dude should beSecretary of State
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@cmclymer
I am a teacher. I own zero stocks. I feel reassured that we are electing someone who sincerely knows what itโs like to live with the finances that I have dealt with my entire life.
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Okay - hear me out.
A lot of people are talking about leaving this app after the election. Meanwhile, Truth Social is sitting there with rock-bottom share prices.
I say we steal Trumpโs app out from under him and rebrand it.
I was thinking maybe โTwitter.โ
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@MurseCarl
@OhNoSheTwitnt
Look, I donโt want anyone to suffer or die from Covid.
But while I wonโt gloat, itโs hard to feel bad for Trump after the Covid lies he has told.
And I canโt help but calculate how many Republican Senators need to be infected to slow down a Supreme Court confirmation hearing.
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@kurteichenwald
@boodiebooboo
@GeorgePapa19
Only patriots and traitors now...
โOnly a Sith deals in absolutes.โ
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I have a soft spot for Dems fighting the good fight in deep-red states, and North Dakota is about as red as they get.
@MelissaJMAGASux
posts quality content: please consider giving her a follow and let her know sheโs got allies to lean on.
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@ReportsDaNews
@INIZIO22
Even if they returned in choir robes holding candles and singing Kumbaya, January 6th was still an insurrection.
Nothing from the present will change what happened in the past.
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@rnarkhoppus
@BradleyWhitford
I am still baffled that he even has an approval rating at this point, let alone one holding above 40%.
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@AngrierWHStaff
Hey remember LAST WEEK when Ivanka said her father likes to be surrounded by people who disagree with him and are willing to challenge him!?!
Ivankaโs so funny!
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@OMBPress
@ENERGY
@POTUS
@RealClearNews
I had to double-check to make sure this wasnโt an Onion tweet.
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JD Vance had a rally with a large banner in the back that read โKamala Chaos.โ
When the cameras turned on for his speech and everyone stood up, all you could read was โKamala.โ
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@BaddCompani
@johnpavlovitz
I donโt need the. To change their votes. I would be equally okay with them no longer donating and staying home on Election Day.
You know, let the grown-ups handle things.
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@BlackKnight10k
Itโs like nothing Iโve ever seen! I keep thinking about Obama - but his campaigns never had a โif we lose itโs all overโ urgency to them.
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@AnthonyShnark
@charliegirl0527
Someone is taking that whole, โIโve invited Jesus inโ part a little too literally.
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@TFStinks
@DWUhlfelderLaw
Well, the state is already sinking into the ocean. May as well speed up its demise. ๐
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@marceelias
This is great news! Now if we could just get the GOP to stop closing polling locations in key Democratic areas!
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Donald Trump says he won a โMan of the Yearโ award in Michigan. There is no record of this ever happening.
What fictional award would you make for Donald Trump if you had the choice?
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Okay, I hope it isnโt too late at night for this:
Project2024 (
@Project2024vote
) is a smaller account that makes quality posts (not just retweets!) and is fighting the good fight.
I have a few others who I hope to boost in the next few days, but check them out!
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@Laurie_Garrett
@HiraethResists
I think the Trump Administration misunderstood the meaning of โRed States.โ
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@itsJeffTiedrich
I know die-hard viewers of TMS who are boycotting over this.
Somebody is getting fired.
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@BlackKnight10k
THANK YOU!
Hereโs a thought: If Bidenโs infrastructure and spending plans passed but people had no idea what was in the original plans, would they be bitching that it wasnโt enough?
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@AaronParnas
@MeidasTouch
At this point I think a criminal investigation is one of their prerequisites.
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@Unauthorizedbe1
I would ask for a copy of that lease.
And the. I would start searching for a new place. Thatโs shady.
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@KellieADennis74
@MayoIsSpicyy
I am morally compelled to tweet this every time I see that name.
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@Angry_Staffer
I donโt say this lightly because I get the precedent it sets.
I hope Lin Wood is under FBI surveillance, because this crazy talk is going to get someone hurt.
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@lynndorman
@StephenPRodgers
Which is really annoying. The โI want to follow youโ people who have 50k followers but only follow 2K people.
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Is he sending out an SOS to Putin??
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Would he prefer Rapist? Insurrectionist? Racist? Sexist? Adulterer? Felon? Liar? Confused? Addle-minded? Failure? Fascist? Supremacists? Morally Bankrupt? Financially Incompetent? Unfit to Lead? Corrupt? Traitor?
Or how about Motherfucker? Thatโs a good one, right?
BREAKING: Donald Trump says Kamala Harris โbetter not call him senile.โ
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@DogginTrump
We are ๐ฏ on board with the pick! No whining or crying about how it isnโt Pete Buttigieg because he will be a phenomenal Secretary of State! Got it!
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My dear friend John: We didnโt even get the concept.
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@clarkyjustin9
What is this โSexโ you speak of? I have only heard vague rumors of such things.
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Since we are 3 weeks out, I just want to remind everyone that the Electoral College is Affirmative Action for white people who live in parts of America that traditionally hate affirmative action.
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@itsJeffTiedrich
Now that Iโve tweeted this, it really bothers me (1) that there are die-hard regular viewers of โThe Masked Singerโ and (2) how many of them I know.
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@bizerbizerrides
Thankfully, I voted on Tuesday. All blue, except for a few uncontested judges who I know are RINOs.
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@DrDinD
@TheZanetta
Now can we have the article titled, โWhat to Know About All of Donald Trumpโs rape accusations, Felony Convictions, and Indictments.โ
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Think I followed too many too quickly - my limit has been reached, but it doesnโt say I am restricted. Iโll try back in an hour.
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Over the past decade, the actions of the GOP have given me a horrific new understanding of how accurate the โGet Out of Jail Freeโ card in Monopoly really is.
This Lev Parnas story is wild. Giuliani should be behind bars. Bill Barr should be behind bars. Trump should be behind bars.
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@Cleavon_MD
@donwinslow
@realDonaldTrump
Hope he recovers! No one deserves to suffer like that.
And when he recovers, I hope he tells everyone how horrible his experience was and how much more we need to do to combat this virus.
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