Hello all employees of Ensemble Square! This is a joint account ran by STARMAKER PRODUCTIONS, COSMIC PRODUCTIONS, Rhythm Link and NEW DIMENSION higher ups. Please ensure you check this account regularly to find information and announcements to do with Ensemble Square locations.
MARCH 2024 EXAM RESULTS FOR THE ES.A.E.I. Please note we also enrolled idols who underachieved in attendance during their time in education to teach punctuality.
An enquiry has been made into Crazy;B members after this photo has been reported to us, with a member of the unit anonymously posting "This is the lettuce you eat at ES's Cafe's." If you have any additional information as to which member this is, please inform us immediately.
It has deeply concerned Ensemble Square that one of our idols has created an AI model to make 3D videos from a text input. We sincerely apologise to all animators, and the one responsible, Sora Harukawa has given us his statement in response to this.
Time to spread some acts of kindness around ES with the tag
#EnsembleSquareKindnessWeek
! Props to Shinobu Sengoku who has been doing his part by posting art around the campus of his favourite friends and idols!
These notes have been appearing on your co-workers desk and around each agencies office. Bullying is not tolerated in Ensemble Square and this can severely tarnish someone's view of themself- we recommend posting notes of affirmation and positivity instead!
It's getting chilly in Ensemble Square 🥶! Be careful of falling icicles from roofs, we've already had two incidents of idols being impaled by icicles and one in which it was used as a weapon against another individual. Do not be like New Dimension! 😀
We have been informed of inappropriate messaging taking place on HoldHands between idols. It is important to point out that all administrators have access to messages, images and chats, and that per policy terms, you are not entitled to privacy within Ensemble Square. -
⚠WARNING⚠: There is currently an outbreak of Varicella around Ensemble Square. Please ensure physical contact is limited until further notice. Many Thanks.
However, We have no control over what his exam results will be, as he did the test. We would also kindly implore idols to check the rest of this account before quoting. Many Thanks! 😊
We have decided to ensure all our idols are fully educated in not just performance, but also mathematics, science, English and Japanese. Education is very important here in ES, and we hope to academically enrich our idols the best we can. Many Thanks.
A notice from COSPRO:
It is not acceptable to use company funds to buy personal wants. We allow access to the agency's bank account to boost yourself as an idol, not for something you want but aren't bothered to pay for it with your own earned money. This is UNACCEPTABLE!!!
We have seen some disturbing history on one of the ES Library computers regarding inappropriate websites. If such is being googled, we implore you to log out afterwards so you do not traumatise other idols. Many thanks! ☺
It has been reported that Shinobu Sengoku's pet frogs Peachy and Thunder have escaped from their enclosure. If you see any wandering frogs around the facility, please inform STARMAKER higher ups. Sengoku is in hysterics and would like them back ASAP. Thanks.
Hello everyone, we hope you are doing well. Due to a complaint we have received, we will now be ID checking idols when buying alcohol and cracking down on fake ID's. Many thanks.
We would like to issue a notice by the dorm head to all living in Starmony dorms: We are installing bars on windows to prevent people from breaking into each other's rooms and to stop idols from going out late at night, so please expect construction noises throughout the day.
We have received reports of individuals running by fellow coworkers and ripping off headbands such as wolf and cat ears. Self expression is a crucial part of Ensemble Square, and we expect nothing but kindness and acceptance from all of you. Please do better.
Following our last tweet, the three individuals have failed to turn themselves in. If anyone sees Hiyori Tomoe, Izumi Sena and Natsume Sakasaki, please tell them to speak to the dorm head as soon as possible.
UPDATE: We have received a visual of the temporary pay deductions from our finance department. Please keep in mind all idols have been deducted L$ 2000, but a 0 is on the chart to represent it has not increased any more for them. Amount is based off of involvement.
It has come to our attention that a 'Burn Book' has been found in one of the dormitories on the third floor. We are already aware of which three individuals wrote this, however we are giving them the chance to turn themselves in to avoid further repercussions. Last chance.
Happy new year! Reminder that there is a no tolerance policy for fireworks around the main building due to the incident last year. Any fireworks seen will be confiscated.
Thank you all for searching for Sengoku's pet frogs. They were found a few hours later by Tatsumi Kazehaya taking an elevator down to the ground floor of the dormitory.
NOTICE TO ALL STAFF: We have received reports from Rhythm Link that they have been repeatedly targeted by NEW DIMENSION idols. In order to combat this behaviour, we have listed below the following actions that should be looked out for.
Come and spend movie night in the lounge to watch the hit movie HAPPY FEET!! It's quite lonely and we have snacks, so please come down and watch with friends!
Hello every idol. We have been alerted of a scam email circulating on Hold Hands. This scammer is pretending to be Ibara Saegussy. If you see the attached message, please block the sender Immediately!
P.S. It's not acceptable to express a desire for an animal not to return, as it can be hurtful. Please be more mindful in the future. Due to this, Crazy;B's remaining remembers have agreed on decreasing Kohaku Oukawa's screentime to one hour a day. Many thanks.
We did not think this needed to be said, but please ensure your dorm rooms are locked. There have been cases of thievery on all floors of the dorm. Items stolen include shoes, socks and underwear. This is unacceptable.
Thank you for all idols who came forward with their information on the situation. The investigation has been completed, and per our terms and conditions of ES, we are required to share the truth of the situation. (1/8)
that this is not the case. We would like to remind RHYTHM LINK in particular that even if you report the issue, you are not safe from scrutiny and we have seen copious amounts of questionable activity on your own social medias. As for the treatment of this issue-
Thank you for all your submissions! Here are the top three winners:
Please make sure to contact Ibara via HoldHands or the CosPro office for your reward.
We kindly ask that all idols clean up after themselves. There has been an increase in litter and muddy footprints around the building. If this continues, we will find the culprit. Many Thanks.
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@vyntersnow
Keito Hasumi denies writing this about himself under an alias. We doubt him highly. We appreciate the 'send tweet' line inferring action within the poem. Congratulations on third place!
It's national poetry day in Ensemble Square! Send us your best poems for a chance to win L$ 200000 and one free hour in a practice room for your unit!!
🥇Rinne Amagi for his heartfelt poem sent from jail. We found this to be very honest and reflects on his crimes, ending it with a bold, 'I'm sorry.' Congratulations on first place!
Ensemble Square has received complaints of glitter being thrown into our ponds. This is bad for the environment and we encourage the perpetrator to stop, or at least use biodegradable glitter. Many Thanks.
1. Open doors within hallways: CCTV shows that a red haired idol from NEW DIMENSION has been waiting behind open doors to pull idols from Rhythm Link into it. Nazuna Nito has claimed he was told it was for a 'sacrifice'.
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@yaoiknights
Leo Tsukinaga with a short but sweet haikyu. We personally believed that each line reflected one cm of Little John, the entire piece totalling his full height of 3cm. Very touching. Congratulations on second place!
Upon hearing this news, higher up's have investigated into the issue and have found a vast array of idols taking place in workplace tomfoolery in ALL agencies. This is UNACCEPTABLE. Ensemble Square is meant to foster an appropriate environment for all, and it is obvious to us -
If your name is in red, that may mean you are in financial deficit. Please seek our financial advice department if need be. We hope this makes our idols rethink their actions online. Many thanks.
Kindly, we would like to remind idols that the ES.A.E.I is COMPULSORY and we have already experienced truancy in the March sessions. To combat this, we will be publicising monthly exam results in order to encourage our idols to perform to their best ability.
We have decided to ensure all our idols are fully educated in not just performance, but also mathematics, science, English and Japanese. Education is very important here in ES, and we hope to academically enrich our idols the best we can. Many Thanks.
and how far it spreads across various agencies, we will be deducting monthly wages across ALL agencies
by L$ 2000. This may increase or decrease depending on your involvement. We hope that this encourages you to act accordingly in the future. Many Thanks.
3. Spontaneous strips of paper with numbers on it: Typically said to have 'girls numbers' on them. We implore you to NOT call these numbers, as they have been traced back to NEW DIMENSION's office.
2. Left out desserts: We have been told that within the Rhythm Link office, NEW DIMENSION idols have left various sweets and cakes around. Do not eat these, as we believe they may be tainted with something cursed.
"He wanted to get Shiina fired but didn't have the brains to do so," Claims unit mate HiMERU. Unregretfully, all other members of the unit have agreed on this motive and have chosen to take no further action. Nicholas Shiina has not commented on the situation.
Currently, we are unsure of what the full intentions are from the agency, and the ambassador has claimed no such things are occurring. While we try to sort this out, we ask for your weariness around the office. Many Thanks.
@AnzuLovesYaoi
@RlTSU_SAKUMA
Hello producer!
Thank you for getting in contact with us. It's completely UNACCEPTABLE that violence has been encouraged here, and we will be doing an immediate room search of ALL dorms for firearms and weapons, as well as putting Rei on protection for the week. Many Thanks.
A ES user uploaded a photo anonymously to our site HoldHands showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at cafe c*namon." Admittedly, he had shoes on. The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, -
Amagi originally claimed at the time to be "with the boys", however later withdrew this statement saying that is was "none of [our] business." After an intensive prodding, he has come clean as the culprit behind the incident.
The cafe has given their sincerest apologies of the situation and will be giving all idols effected 25% off their selected menu and seasonal items. Again, thank you all idols for your co-operation.
COSPRO has ultimately decided to give Amagi a punishment of up to 30 weeks of community service on the ES campus- 1 week per person he has poisoned with his dirty shoes.
@oathofknights
Hello Tsukasa Suou, it seems there may be a misunderstanding. You're deduction is a minus therefore you have less being taken away from your salary unlike everyone else. Many thanks.
the Cafe in question was alerted to the rogue employee. The CC employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in the Ensemble square campus, Japan. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Cafe C*namon branch
address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. We were informed of the situation and thanks to the Crazy;B uniforms, conducted an interview on all four members of the unit. After reviewing all statements, we concluded that Rinne Amagi's statements were significantly odd.