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@Emm_Jaii_
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4 years
The moral of every story is nobody about to beat my ass about a thing.
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@Emm_Jaii_
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4 months
I want Instagram to stop telling me when people go live. Baby, I don’t give a fuck.
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@Emm_Jaii_
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3 years
People hate that you can smoke weed and still be great. Weird lol
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@Emm_Jaii_
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2 years
@notKissmequan At least she likes you??? 😭
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@Emm_Jaii_
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5 months
I’m sure dating isn’t that hard when you can discern between who’s just a fun time and who to take seriously.
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@Emm_Jaii_
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6 months
A life that lacks romance and affection is not the life for me.
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@Emm_Jaii_
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3 years
Everybody should experience living alone. Crazy it’s people that never know what that’s like.
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@Emm_Jaii_
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3 years
Defund store credits. Give me back my mfing money.
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@Emm_Jaii_
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5 months
Everybody is overwhelmed, stressed, and tired. Hate that for us.
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@Emm_Jaii_
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4 months
@jonathandeandre If you check the quote and replies it doesn’t work for everybody. I’m not dumb?
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@Emm_Jaii_
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2 years
I was so thirsty to wear this skirt today.
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@Emm_Jaii_
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3 years
Bro bring back fucking fleets.
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@Emm_Jaii_
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3 years
A random child just hugged me and called me mommy 🥴 super wrong bitch sweetie.
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@Emm_Jaii_
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2 years
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@Emm_Jaii_
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3 years
Birthday at midnight. Here’s to 31 💕
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@Emm_Jaii_
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4 years
“You’re 30, start a family”. No 💜
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@Emm_Jaii_
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3 years
Dispensary open at 9. I thought I was ahead of the game but it’s already a line. We all crackheads 💞
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@Emm_Jaii_
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3 years
@kdhatesu Not an elderly spouse lmao
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@Emm_Jaii_
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4 months
@PhotosbyOche You can check the quote tweets of dozens of other people saying they have them turned off and still get the notification. Shut the fuck up 💞
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@Emm_Jaii_
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3 years
When I was a kid I thought driving was gone be so sweet. Sick of this shit.
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@Emm_Jaii_
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2 years
Fucking with people for what they have over who they are has never been my bag.
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@Emm_Jaii_
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4 years
As someone that dates men and women both, everybody equally annoying and emotional. Don’t be fooled.
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@Emm_Jaii_
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4 years
I hate when people ask me my dream job. Nigga...I don’t wanna work at all.
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@Emm_Jaii_
MJ
3 years
White bitch at CVS talking about “your lashes are on point homegirl”. Girl fuck you.
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@Emm_Jaii_
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3 years
Definitely swallowed my tongue ring in my sleep…again.
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@Emm_Jaii_
MJ
2 years
This lady did my medium knotless braids in under 2.5 hours. I hope somebody eats her butt later. She deserves.
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@Emm_Jaii_
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3 years
I do not play that nice/nasty, frenemy shit. We cool or we not. Flat.
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@Emm_Jaii_
MJ
3 years
Everybody on this bitch a millionaire or a blink from homeless. No inbetween. Got it lol
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@Emm_Jaii_
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3 years
5’6.5” and the .5” matters
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@Emm_Jaii_
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2 years
Starting to love Mondays. Love a new week of hitting goals & progression.
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@Emm_Jaii_
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5 years
And stop pushing the “all niggas cheat/all niggas ain’t shit” narrative. Just say YOUR nigga cheats on YOU and YOUR nigga ain’t shit and move lmao
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@Emm_Jaii_
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3 years
People get so bitter around/about Valentine’s Day lol relax.
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@Emm_Jaii_
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3 years
It’s the consistency @Smittybechillin
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@Emm_Jaii_
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3 years
Kombucha is nasty as hell. Everybody fucking lied to me. Smh.
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@Emm_Jaii_
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3 years
I’m glad my parents raised me off love and survival both. Well rounded lol
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@Emm_Jaii_
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3 years
I just got a new job. Y’all poor. Bye.
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@Emm_Jaii_
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5 years
Being a good person just gets you fucked. Let’s keep it a buck here.
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@Emm_Jaii_
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3 years
Lil Wayne Upgrade U Freestyle is phenomenal.
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@Emm_Jaii_
MJ
6 months
Instacarted a lime and nigga brought me an avocado..
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@Emm_Jaii_
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4 years
My parents have never said a single word to me about sex. No birds & the bees talk. No “don’t do it”. Nothing. It just doesn’t exist lmao
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@Emm_Jaii_
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2 years
Finally tried shrooms and nigga?????
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@Emm_Jaii_
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2 years
Hips & no ass = a disappointment. Ass & no hips = a surprise.
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@Emm_Jaii_
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4 years
The answer is always weed. Don’t care what the question is. Weed for $1000.
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@Emm_Jaii_
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3 years
If I have to watch you play video games at least be good…
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@Emm_Jaii_
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4 years
I’ve never been beat up before. I think that’s my problem 🤔
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@Emm_Jaii_
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5 years
Life has taught me two things: 1. Keep it to yourself and 2. Do it yourself
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@Emm_Jaii_
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3 years
I love being cooked for.
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@Emm_Jaii_
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3 years
Being a smoker and dating somebody that doesn’t smoke just not in the cards for me.
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@Emm_Jaii_
MJ
3 years
Rihanna let a nigga with braids get her pregnant 💔
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@Emm_Jaii_
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3 years
It’s offensive if I say “smoking” and people think I mean cigarettes. Bitch this is not the face or body of a Newport smoker PLEASE 😭
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@Emm_Jaii_
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4 months
It’s crazy how “sleeping in” is waking up at 7:30.
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@Emm_Jaii_
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3 months
Expecting me to like you just because you like me is so…..yeah, no.
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@Emm_Jaii_
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4 years
Men wanna stone Lori for.....dating. Women wanna throw Lori a parade for.....dating.
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@Emm_Jaii_
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3 years
Being single is so much easier than cheating. Like, so much.
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@Emm_Jaii_
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4 years
Came back from vacation to my dad finally being covid free after a rough ass few weeks. I’m about to go cry happy tears in the shower lol that’s really my favorite person in the universe.
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@Emm_Jaii_
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2 years
A morning blunt is so essential to my day going in the right direction.
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@Emm_Jaii_
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3 years
“Follow back”…fuck on loser.
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@Emm_Jaii_
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3 years
I’ll be single forever before I let somebody else get on my fucking nerves.
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@Emm_Jaii_
MJ
4 years
I have an interview in 20 mins and I think I want this job for once so like, prayers please lol
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@Emm_Jaii_
MJ
3 years
I need new friends. Everybody busy in love or with their families again while I starve & die.
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@Emm_Jaii_
MJ
3 years
Getting smacked as a grown ass man is so much more embarrassing than getting punched lol
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@Emm_Jaii_
MJ
4 years
Y’all and this “should”/“should not” shit. Everybody SHOULD do wtf they want as long as it’s not harming anybody else. Mind YOUR business and move around.
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@Emm_Jaii_
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4 years
Asses be so fat & jiggly lmao
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@Emm_Jaii_
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5 years
She has a 2.7 while performing around the world and shit. You lived on campus and barely made it. Relax lmao
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@Emm_Jaii_
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3 years
This weekend provided so much clarity on friendships & relationships. Love that for me.
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@Emm_Jaii_
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4 years
When Bane beat Batman ass >>>>>
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@Emm_Jaii_
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3 years
It only took 30 years but I suddenly love twerking. Mid life crisis.
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@Emm_Jaii_
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3 years
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3 years
Quote this with a video of you drunk.
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@Emm_Jaii_
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6 months
When you walk bye and all you hear is “God damn!”…yeah. I know 🥰
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@Emm_Jaii_
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3 years
You are definitely out yo shit if you think you smoking a cigarette in my car or home.
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@Emm_Jaii_
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3 years
Somebody liking you too much, especially that you don’t even like back, can be annoying as hell.
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@Emm_Jaii_
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4 years
Just paid the last of about $40k in medical bill debt 🥳🥳🥳. Insurance is a scam. I’ma go throw up now.
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@Emm_Jaii_
MJ
4 years
Time to mute Jewel Jones and holla.
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@Emm_Jaii_
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4 years
Wake up just to smoke and go back to sleep.
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@Emm_Jaii_
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3 years
I’m so tired of driving. Teleport me.
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@Emm_Jaii_
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2 years
My response to any inconvenience in life is to smoke and go to sleep.
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@Emm_Jaii_
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5 years
Don’t let somebody else being a shitty person make you be any less of an amazing person.
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@Emm_Jaii_
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3 years
A white nigga just asked to hit my blunt. Boy if you don’t get the fuck…
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@Emm_Jaii_
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3 years
Music & weed an unmatched combo.
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@Emm_Jaii_
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3 years
I need a vacation or a fist fight.
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@Emm_Jaii_
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3 years
No Ceilings is just really great music. Still.
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@Emm_Jaii_
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5 years
Needing to vent and asking for advice are not the same thing. Unless I specifically ask your advice please take whatever I’m saying as me just getting it off my chest so I can move around it.
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@Emm_Jaii_
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4 years
I hate going places without a parking lot.
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@Emm_Jaii_
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3 years
I need people to realize it’s not dating if you don’t go on dates. You are FUCKing, not DAT(E)ing.
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@Emm_Jaii_
MJ
4 years
Weed really slows my thoughts down and makes them clear enough for me to process. My mind is always on go, racing, & overwhelmed otherwise.
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@Emm_Jaii_
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4 months
The DTE nigga just fell down my stairs tryna be sweet. Needed that laugh 😭
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@Emm_Jaii_
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3 years
Damn niggas (me) was smoking wood tip wines at a point in life 🥴
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@Emm_Jaii_
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3 years
Put mustard on watermelon around me and I’m definitely smacking that shit on the ground.
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@Emm_Jaii_
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5 years
Being a black woman can be very exhausting.
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@Emm_Jaii_
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3 years
If niggas don’t do shit they gone be embarrassing.
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@Emm_Jaii_
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3 years
Dark chocolate the best chocolate but gets no love smh
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@Emm_Jaii_
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3 years
It’s giving…single forever.
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@Emm_Jaii_
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4 years
When the shower water so hot it hurts a little 👌🏽
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@Emm_Jaii_
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4 years
Music & being high go together like peanut butter & jelly.
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@Emm_Jaii_
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5 years
Just decided I wanna have a weed tasting for my birthday.
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@Emm_Jaii_
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3 months
Thinking you can bully or guilt my grown ass into ANYTHING is absolutely insane.
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@Emm_Jaii_
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3 years
Financial and physical gains my whole life right now.
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