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@Evidence_Shongw
I got scared to a point where I thought of my boyfriend at that moment. Guys talk, seek help and you would still remain Men.
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@LourensShoatja
You be hearing everything that's going on in the bathroom. From heavily breathing to tissues wiping. No privacy at all. Two steps you in the dining room from the bedroom, another two steps you outside. O no shala gore o bule Gate through the window.
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@AdvoBarryRoux
We play candy crush on my phone. I don't know the colour of his phone not to mention the brand. It is always in his pocket, it does not ring, never seen it on the charger. I remember asking him the time, he switched on the TV so that I can see the time. Well, still early I guess.
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@AdvoBarryRoux
I got dizzy while on top not because I was only moving my head no it was....... Whoa, on top of what? 🤔
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@ChrisExcel102
What's their aim when blocking you? They think you gonna stop talking? 🤣🤣 They should ask Bonang and Mrs Smeg. Blocking is not a cure nor prevention.
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@ChrisExcel102
Please don't tell me you said "no condom here" under mo Bishop's tweet hle....!
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@ChrisExcel102
He told me to bent like Refilwe. He kept on saying "go down like Refilwe". I died that day. 😭He tried to come back through Facebook and i addressed him as Refilwe, he blocked me.
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@AdvoBarryRoux
There is one in my village who is always saying this to me: "Slender malender, never gets tired unless the owner's careless. Sure Mamas, ah mama's you are beautiful"😋
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He doesn't wanna see me carrying heavy stuff and I always make sure I have R20 for him.
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@AdvoBarryRoux
I once changed his bedding and added three pillows on his bed to make them five 🤣🤣and he said, I quote;"why the fuck is Christmas in my bedroom? If you don't wanna visit me again, say it" 🤣🤣🤣Drama e kaka
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@Mrd_drops
I heard my brother and his friends arguing. This other friend of his has only girls (3) so my brother said is because when he is about to cum, he closes his eyes. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Then the third friend changed the topic to why was my brother there, how did he see his eyes closing.
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@CouchHouse_ZA
@MichaelBucwa
Morning. Definitely my sister's style and she is been looking for one.
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@RealMrumaDrive
I did this to him last year, he doesn't take prank like this as prank. His response was.. "you will find the key under the flower pot, I will find you there when I knock off, cook me something nice".He came to my place after I told him I was kidding, luckily he found my dad.
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@KeletsoMss
We watch online my love, our phones are no longer just our phones, we share them le bo bundle of joy.
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@your_master_B
Touching my own body is a sin? How do you wash your biscuit, the same way I'm touching mine but longer?🤔 Which part of that process is a sin?
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@AdvoBarryRoux
I got there, gave it my A game. The moment I looked at the mirror and saw myself moving just my head. Then I looked back at him,he was looking at me as if I stole his kidney. Guys you should've seen me getting off of him in slow motion. 😭
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@Carolinerathabe
"I once heard my mom telling my brothers never ever sleep in your girlfriend's home. Smash and come back. Not even closing your eyes for few minutes. Get the cookie and come back home"..... In my head, I was like "mom, you have daughters too remember, what are you saying?"
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@AdvoBarryRoux
"I hope no one ate my food that was in the oven last night" Then the day goes on.
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@RealMrumaDrive
A re wena hee hee. Sinjani njani. Batho, bogobe and said o tlo mo ja. Nna ke mo kwele
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@ZamakonkeK
Private - is compulsory for parents to be involved in their kids school activity.
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Public- my mom was so surprised when I told her I'm going to Grade 8. She thought I was still in Grade 5. She didn't believe me and went to confirm it at school. Much love for Her.
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@danielmarven
"where are you going?"
"to a party"
"I'm coming with you"
"no babe, I'm going with friends"
"nigga you found me at the grooves, now you wanna lock me indoors? . You must be crazy. I'm coming wij ya"
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@LadyPQueening
@MDNnewss
And seems like this incident took time. All that time, he did everything while everyone is watching. 🤔
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Headache ya 3 days. Getting scared now. I've been drinking pills and nearly overdosed yesterday, but no change. What should I do?🥺
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@shiluvankuna
There is no such thing as rough sex, that's attempted murder. If is not rearranging your insides like taking the womb up to the throat, is the room that gets decorations. The ankle hurt, muscle pulls on the thighs, toes hurting, joints strained. His butt behind your neck, death
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@Carolinerathabe
Overheard my sister saying "even today, it didn't come out. Do you think I need to be operated?". Guys, I don't wanna think much of it, but whatever it is that's in her, didn't go through the mouth.
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@ARG_Mara
Backshots, same pace and same position. And make sure she doesn't turn around, pin that head down. You will laugh later le majita.
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How about a little bit of smile to start the day with?.... 💖💖💖Good morning
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@ApheleleJody
What I heard was that her acting career was ended by an angry spouse who found out that the husband was getting different ice cream flavours somewhere else while they made a deal of only having the vanilla one.
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My mobicel disappointed me today. 😋 I woke up, there's still hope.
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1 day I'm gonna have strength to talk about how le 2k got into my 4 years relationship, a creator sesasedi,turn it into preschool yard. How she made my man crazy and made him feel like he was 16 again. Until the last call I received from her telling me that our man is in hospital
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@Musa__Khawula
You know why twitter is scary? The level of digging this guy is on. Just imagine next you log in and find yourself trending only because he found out that your matrass doesn't match with the base of your bed.
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@Zickiie_S
Damn, you killed me. I wonder what was going on in his head after that response. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@AdvoBarryRoux
I never ran like that in my life. Guys I could feel that lion closing the gab behind me, I could hear it breathing behind my neck. Just after all that running, I realised I've never even stood up, sitting down there all that time. But surprisingly, I was tired for two days.
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@ChrisExcel102
I don't have a child. I can date you if you have a child but your baby mama has to see me as her child's second mom(Mmane). I have to sometimes go and pick up her child if my man is busy, I need her to be able to ask me if she is not available for her child's school activity.
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My mother wants grandchildren. Where do we find them? GPS please 😊
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Blessed weekend to you reading this, stay safe. ❤️
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@Ditabe_
He had a gap on his front teeth. My lip used to get stuck and damn it was so painful.
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@AdvoBarryRoux
I use that option when we are sexting. I happen to feel embarrassed the following day when I read them. 🙈
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I saw Chris Excel yesterday but she wasn't Chris Excelling like how he Chris Excel on twitter. I kept staring at her until she said; "I'm not him". 🤣🤣 Re tlo bethwa rena one day.
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@AdvoBarryRoux
I had the longest conversation with a stranger(she). We got emotional together, we hugged,we consoled each other, protected each other throughout the night, then she disappeared 🤣🤣🤣🤣I got scared thinking I was talking to a ghost.
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@therealxolo
Straight to the gravel on the right. Then stop and call all my loved ones and tell them I'm dead. 🤣🤣
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@RealMrumaDrive
I'm sorry, I was bored. 🤣🤣🤣There is two types of guys out there. So men are not the same. 🤣🤣
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@NoMmabatho
I did once, that dude couldn't stop blushing. 😂😂That was the cutest thing to look at, shame😋
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@MichaelBucwa
I was in a white wedding gown but couldn't see who was next to me. Then my mom came into my room and started shouting "ke mosegare wena" when I check the time, it was still 6:50am. All I saw it was his chin and lips.
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@kamogelo_marema
I remember telling him to go outside. He laughed at me so hard and said "i ain't going nowhere and I saw everything on that tiny body of yours, so stop wasting time and soak that small body of yours".. 🤣🤣Damn I miss that of him.
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@AdvoBarryRoux
I took a piece of glass and cut myself so that instead of beating the hell out of me, she'd be cleaning me up. But hey, my mother is black. 😭🤣
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I wanna start working out. My problem is that, if I start Monday, I want to see the results by Wednesday.
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@MichaelBucwa
No, it's yours. It fell out of the pocket yesterday while spinning with your chair. We see the floor..... Morning ☺️
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I didn't sleep a wink last night. He said "good night" ka 16:45😫 I have chest pains
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You take 501 photos. Delete 150. Edit 30 but post 3 of them.
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The struggle😩 Girls come on, how do you do it?
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