Breakfast Presley
@Elmo_Oxygen
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another woke spurt from an oat milk sipper
Joined March 2020
Im on north sentinel island drinking a crystal Pepsi with real crystals in it
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Literally no one in the entire world remembers this except for you, including whoever they were speaking to
Do you guys remember when Anita Sarkisian & Zoe Quinn spoke to world leaders at the UN because IT'S QUITE LITERALLY JUST VIDEO GAMES.
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@GreeneMan6 Your Germanic ancestors shouldn't have lost world war two then. Sounds like they just didn't want it hard enough, sucks to suck
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GF: so my mum will arrive on the 27th can you pick her up at the airport? Me: yeah yeah sure no worries Internal monologue: Philip They Dick A Scanner Wokely
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just put three million pronouns in my email signature to cancel out the people who removed theirs
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no i'm not you fucking idiot
OVER THE COURSE OF THE NEXT 3 WEEKS, YOU ARE GOING TO QUESTION EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER KNOWN TO BE REAL ...
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my new persona "the adolf hitler of advantage gambling" has been extremely poorly recieved at work
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It's disgusting how yanks have perverted that word
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Acting on the advice of several alchemists and astrologers, RFK has announced that he will drink a mercury elixir to achieve immortality
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I feel like Trump's Alzheimer's must be fairly advanced because his natural disdain for buffoons should have kicked in by now. Elon would have lasted a week in 2016
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How did he get so many birds in one movie
Booblik is obsessed with birds typical of him to be watching The Birds
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Booblik is obsessed with birds typical of him to be watching The Birds
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It's so funny to transvestigate her when she's literally a pedophile. You're doing all this work to drive yourself insane when there's real shit to go insane about!
Brigitte Macron, The French President's Emmanuel Macron's Wife is allegedly a MAN and it's now going Mainstream in France.
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