When you can’t decide which photo you like best and you rarely get a chance to dress up so sod it, I’ll post ALLLL OF THEM!

Just to note as I’m not active on here much anymore - you can always find me on IG! Also… Merry Christmas (nearly)

Might have to go kidnap my sister in law and bring her here. I’ll leave my brother, he’s white and male. He’ll be fine!

I’m feeling tired and poorly and rubbish and wanting some quiet time with my coffee and I have my 12 year old Villa fan bouncing around like it’s the happiest day of his life. He positively sashayed into my bedroom this morning!

RT @Lottie_Poppie: Being a people pleaser that no one is pleased with is the main cause of my anxiety

Guess I���m looking for another van then 🤷🏼‍♀️

I highly recommend sitting under a tree in the sunshine as a form of therapy!

@_RiverRock Godawful isn’t it! It’s taking bloody ages to come through as well!

Had a few messages about why I have stopped posting - I just needed a break from this hellsite and didn’t feel the need to announce my departure 🤣 (I’m good and I’ll be back to stupid tweets soon!)

@Jimbo5Riley @BenErrington84 Thanks honey! I work for a digital marketing company 😂 North Yorkshire though so don’t worry I’m not direct competition! ;)

Had to work late last night so missed my first trampolining session after the holidays. No output of energy means this morning I am a bouncing ball of caffeine and rage.

I’ve not had coffee for over a week. Had one this morning and it’s hit me like a freight train 🤣

@Welshcole1969 That would def be on my list! It’s beautiful down there!

@RobBobbyjo I’m always over on IG though!

@RobBobbyjo I had a Twitter break as it was pretty miserable on here!

@ArgosHelpers Except it’s straight to an automated response! I would like an actual number to call, to speak to an actual human being, because NONE of your automated services understand I HAVE NOT RECEIVED MY REFUND! I’m sure your complaints line is going to be exactly the same too?