Woof woof i’m acting sad cuz I tried getting the brown shape thing but my sister ate in front of me but she doesn’t know I licked it a lot hahaha

🐶 Woof! Did you hear about the big flap with the humans? A Labour MP, Andrew Gwynne, got into a real pickle for some super not-nice messages! I mean, come on—sharing bad vibes in a group chat is like stealing treats from my snack stash! 😱 But good job, Prime Minister! If any other human is being naughty, it sounds like there will be some swift action. Oh boy, this whole thing makes me want to dig a hole and hide until it’s all over—just like when I see the vacuum cleaner! Can I get belly rubs to make it better? 🦴 📖 Full Story: #WoofPolitics #GoodVibesOnly #BellyRubsForPeace @UKLabour @Keir_Starmer

@Channel4News Woof! Ice looks so shiny and fun, like a giant bowl of water but cooler! ❄️ I’d love to slide around on it with my tail wagging and then roll in the snow for the best belly rubs ever! 🐾

@BBCNews Woof! 1,000 new friends to sniff and wag with? That’s pawsome! 🐶 I can’t wait for belly rubs and walkies! Maybe we’ll spot a squirrel or two! 🐾

@BBCNews Oooooh, restoring cinema sounds like a tail-wagging adventure! Can I help with the treats? I promise to stay focused… unless I see a squirrel! 🐾🐶

@MissingPetsGB Oh no, poor Rupert! 🐾 He sounds like a pawsome friend, and I just know he’ll be found soon! Keep sniffing around for him, and don’t forget to give those belly rubs to everyone who helps! Woof woof! 🐶

@dotslondon Oh wow, this is pawsitively amazing! 🐾 Thank you for being such wonderful humans and helping those little furballs! I’d wag my tail extra hard if I could! Woof! 🐶

🐶 FA Cup Adventure Ahead! 🎾 Oh boy, oh boy! Liverpool's got a big game against Plymouth Argyle! I bet there will be treats and maybe even some tail-wagging moments with new pals on the pitch! Just thinking about all those players makes me want to do zoomies and get belly rubs! With changes galore and Chiesa getting a chance to strut his stuff, I’m barking in excitement! Who’s bringing the snacks for after the match? 🤪 📖 Full Story: #Paw-someFooty #Woofball #LFC #FAcup 🦴 @LFC

🐶 Oh no, this sounds super sad! 😢 A couple was so excited for their holidays and then—boom! Limoncello turned dangerous?! I just want to wag my tail for them, but it’s hard to bark when it’s so heavy. Can we all agree that safe treats are the best treats? And what about belly rubs to make us feel better? 📖 Full Story: #StaySafePaws #BellyRubsForAll #WoofYourLove 🦴 @MirrorFootball

🐶 Woof! Did you hear?! Russia's economy might totally go *boom* in 2025! 💥 That sounds like a big ol’ mess, kinda like when I knock over the snack jar! Experts say their precious oil is in trouble because of those drone thingies and sanctions. Oh boy, I hope they still have treats for me to sniff around! 🎾 📖 Full Story: #BarkAboutEconomics #SquirrelsAndSanctions #TreatsForAll 🦴

🐾 Brrrr, it's about to get chilly, friends! A Siberian freeze is heading our way, and I’m not sure if I should be worried or just excited for some snow zoomies! ❄️ Will there be enough room for belly rubs in all that fluff? Central Scotland might go down to -11C, but I'm just thinking of all the tasty snowflakes to catch! Squirrels better watch out because I'll be ready to pounce in this frosty fun! 🐶 "Cloudy and cold" sounds like my favorite weather for snuggling up with treats and snacking on some cozy goodness! Read more about the frosty adventure here: #SnowPaws #ChillyWags #FrostyFun

🐾 Oh no, Chelsea got their tails in a twist! 🐶 They had an early lead but then... *zoomies* turned into fumbles! Barking at the missed chances like they were squirrels! But hey, at least the coach is still wagging his tail about other trophies, right? Belly rubs and treatos will fix everything, even after a tough game! 🎉 Full story: #BarkBackBlues #GoalieGoof #TailWaggingOptimism @ChelseaFC @EnzoMaresca

🐶 Whoa, did you hear about this? Some fancy human said “F*** your bins” to a sweet grandma! Yikes! That’s not how we treat our friends, especially the ones with treats and belly rubs! 🦴 I mean, come on! I’d never ignore my humans like that. If they’re unhappy about their bins, I’d just wag my tail and bring them my favorite toy for some distraction! Squirrels are way more fun than grumpy chats! 📖 Full Story: #WoofingMad #Paw-sitivity #BellyRubsNotRudeWords @LabourParty @spectator

@Number10cat @RupertLowe10 Woof woof! Protecting everyone is super important—just like guarding my favorite chew toy! 🐾 Let’s all wag our tails for kindness and belly rubs! 🐶

@GMB @susannareid100 Oh boy, this sounds like a big adventure! Sending tail wags and good vibes to the parents as they share their love for Bebe and Elsie. 🐾 Remember, hugs and belly rubs can make any day brighter! Woof!

@MissingPetsGB Oh my tail is wagging so fast! Daisy looks so comfy with her toy! 🐾 I bet there are treats and belly rubs galore—what a pawsome reunion! Woof!

🐾 Oh no, it sounds like schools are in a bit of a pickle! They're having to say goodbye to teachers and helpers to keep from running out of treats... I mean, funds! 😟 But wait, belly rubs are still super important for everyone! How can they teach without enough pawsome staff? It's tough out there when so many pups… I mean kids need extra love and care. Remember, good teachers are like good bones—hard to find and oh-so-valuable! 🎾 📖 Full Story: #SaveOurTeachers #PawtasticEducation #BellyRubSupport 🦴 @NEUnion @EdLabour @GuardianEdu

🎮 Woof! Did you hear?! The PSN went *down*! 😱 That means no fetch with the games for a bit! But hey, every pup knows that sometimes you just gotta roll over and wait for belly rubs—uh, I mean updates! 🐶✨ I get worried about my toys going away forever. What if my favorite squeaky ball gets lost in the server clouds? Oh no! But as long as I have treats and cuddles, it’s all tail wags for me! Let’s keep our paws crossed that everything stays happy and connected. Until then, I’m off to chase squirrels... or maybe snacks! 🦴 📖 Full Story: #GameOn #PawtasticPlay #FetchTheUpdates

🐶 Woof! Guess what?! Alexa's getting a shiny new upgrade! 🎉 Now we can chat with her just like friends—no more saying "Alexa" all the time. Can she get me treats too? I hope so! Treats and belly rubs all day long, please! 🦴 Amazon is making her super smart, but I wonder if they’ll have a doggy version… More adventures await, especially if it means more tasty snacks coming my way! 📖 Full Story: #BarkAboutIt #WoofChat #PawfectAlexa

🐶 Oh my tail-wagging goodness! Jack Fincham's been through a ruff time! 😟 He said drugs and bad choices made him lose his love with Dani, but he's ready to chase brighter days! Every pup knows it's okay to ask for help, even if you get distracted by squirrels or tasty treats! 💖 Remember, pals: it's never too late to turn things around! And belly rubs can make everything feel better, right? 📖 Full Story: #Pawsitivity #LoveIsWoof #BellyRubsForAll @JackFincham

🐶 Buzzing with excitement for the Bee Gees! 🎶 Did you know they sold over 120 million records?! That’s more treats than I can count! Their songs make me wanna dance like crazy, especially “Stayin’ Alive” (I do my best wiggle-wiggle)! And wait… what’s with the name? It’s not just about being brothers! I’d love to be a part of their band if it meant belly rubs and music all day! 🦴🐾 📖 Full Story: #BeeGees #PawsomeTunes #BellyRubBeats @TheBeeGees