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@PaulSkallas
Digital “tell” will build up and make it impossible to find anything I’ve posted
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Amazing! This airport has a barefoot grounding pad 🤩
Would you relax here after a long travel day?
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Indoor rock climbing has a big problem, the space above your head shrinks as you progress. Not as satisfying
@PaulSkallas
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The green line pics are messed up because your posture should change when in love like a tree limb full of ripe fruit
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In Minnesota. Posted this yesterday but wanted to make sure it was legal
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Millennial disease 'Lyme' is named like a tech company. Short. Zany spelling. Compare this to Tuberculosis
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Going to visit my 84 year old barber. You too can get better every year and do your best work during your mid eighties
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Someone at the Novo Nordisk office on my commute hung a Norman Fucking Rockwell poster in their window you can see it from the highway
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“Life is over at 25” bro u still have 4 years of college football eligibility
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My brother is a six foot four redhead. Naturally he teaches english in Korea
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@PaulSkallas
My Grandfather was a funeral director. He told me when he first started drivers would pull over to let a funeral procession pass. Men would take off their hats
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I was very ill until I healed myself with pushups, pullups, lunges, rows, squats, broad jumps, chinups, dips, reverse lunges, and rest
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How long until Mr. Beast unknowingly recreates the Stanford prison experiment
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@coldhealing
A good E.M Forster line to knock you off this - “ get on with your own work and behave as if you were immortal”
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I'll take a date to the tennis club and introduce her to random people i've never spoken with before
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Tipping the cute barista with canadian $ always feels cheap. She hears coins hit the tray. That was five dollars
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Asked the pretty cashier for the bottle opener--she twisted it right off
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I will never pay fifteen dollars down for an indoor gym membership
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Natural Mozzarella is one way to increase pleasure signals to the brain
--Dr. Oetker
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Only go viral talking about my barber and dentist. Lesson in there
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I healed myself and am now catching up on some tasks I've neglected
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When you have the same barber as the Mayor you can influence policy. Whatever you say trickles up
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Caffeine increases luck I repeat to myself in line at the gas station
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My elderly neighbour calls the roof repair guys just to show off that he can still get up there. Makes them hold the ladder
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It's easy to hate the dentist
But do you have the courage to hate the barber?
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Grandpa bounced his airpod into the fireplace never go against Lindy
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They should let depressives work at the library put them in charge of forgiving loans en masse. face to face. Thank you so much, you changed my life
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@coldhealing
Are they euros? Or just on vacation? I’ve seen pics from my parents euro trip around the same age I wish they left me a nice TikTok
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Mass culture hasn’t produced a “serious” interview for going on 5 years. Everything is gimmick based to the point Nardwaur is the press circuit straight-man
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@coldhealing
Am I the only one who thinks man is a heroic being? That it’s cute to have reason as your only absolute value?
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@PaulSkallas
The league put up foul-line nets so u can use your phone at the game and not worry about getting hit
Didn’t help
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Clown college. What a naive idea. The clowns repertoire can only be learned on the job
--Dr. Richard Wallows
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need to stir up egirl drama around my mennonite board game. So more people play
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Almost fell for a phishing scam but was too embarrassed to admit my password was an ex's name
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Ontario is the only great lake without a Nobel laureate for literature born on its shore
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>he’s never played crokinole
Board game design may have progressed in various respects in the last few decades but chess aesthetic remains unsurpassed
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@coldhealing
I'm going to make a day in the life video where I describe the plot of "The Road". You swim out to the boat adrift just off shore and wonder what you'll find aboard.
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I’ve spent a lot of time in a funeral home run by a man named Early. When you’re late you go see Early. This sounds like joke but it’s real life
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