@JebraFaushay Why didn’t you post the director’s cut?

@CCoderDyne They have more babies than us. Or they used to.

@ingelramdecoucy @Bushra1Shaikh I’m delirious with flu. Cram it.

@BrunusCutis Like this:

@LucyHow76245288 Smells like screamo and parental disappointment

@elonmusk Time for a bake sale @bradlander

@Supreme____Beef Those are actually KC chiefs Super Bowl champs shirts

RT @ingelramdecoucy: @MunSecConf

@Miya2053927279 @Bakari_Sellers He just proved he can talk to her like that. Now what.

@Cernovich @jenvanlaar Almost as if grifters can keenly scent the winds of change and ride that wind to fortune, whichever way it blows.

@ChefGruel @jenvanlaar

@TypoDynamofo It’s a chihuahua!

@Uhchire_Wolf @mattbearnest Can she cook

Name: Star Balls Pop: 31,249 Major Exports: Pee

Merit is just a term we use for people with Big Balls

@OrdnancePackard Our eagle playing with a beaver before destroying it is 🧑‍🍳 😘

@OfficeGuru247 @cailleach_feasa @InkMasterbator Unassisted s*ic*des?

@DLoesch Keith Olbermann is about to launch a nuke on this guy stealing his lunch

@Oilfield_Rando @nocluegiven It’s literally how the constitution was written

@awstar11 @sisalgirl CBS making the argument that the choice was either buy the shoes on sale now or spend more later, when we already have millions of pairs we don’t wear.