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Eating Drinking Doing Wearing + Writing about it. Words: Food & Wine, Bon Appetit, Infatuation, Chicago Reader, Time Out Chicago + more [email protected]
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Joined February 2009
All funny shit aside…. I just know that pasta came out so nasty 😭.
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Drake shouldn’t be allowed to call Black people both racists AND Niggas. Gotta draw the line somewhere.
Drake continues to troll Metro Boomin on IG. 😭 . “Metro shut your h*e ass up and make some drums, n***a”.
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Lmaoooo this was me as a kid but this is probably why I can cook now 😭 just aggravating
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Unrendered tomato paste, rosé and Thai chili sauce with cream and ground beef 🫥 man watch out.
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Y’all carry your own purses now. What’s the problem?.
Y’all women don’t go out with lotion in y’all lil bags no more? I just asked bout 4 different women and they all don’t have any.
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These are gifts from Drake who does he think he’s fooling lol.
YK Osiris Shows Off Birkin Bags He Bought for His Future Girlfriend: 'Just For My Baby'. Full details here:
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Why does my shower need a waiting room? Or am I just broke?.
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I was at the bar with a gentleman I’m dating and some girl was being a little too friendly… . She goes: “Your beard getting long, what you been doing? Eating pussy?” . Y’all. Why did he turn to me and respond: “Absolutely. Ask her. She know.” . 😭 Now thas how you clear a bih.
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When he think that 3rd cocktail finna make you freaky but ACTUALLY I’m bout to start reciting Jay-Z lyrics.
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Fully give y’all permission to weaponize my remains should I die in police custody
WATCH: Woman arrested for allegedly throwing ashes of niece who died in police custody at LAPD chief
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My sister spent $60 on mango and frozen orange chicken at Trader Joe’s so I made her a list of pantry staples hope it can help some other kitchen-challenged person out there
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I started Love is Blind. Let’s get Kwame up outta here early, shall we. He started cooning in the first 5 minutes 😭😭😭.
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I’m not trying to be standoffish I literally do not know what y’all look like IRL.
Not saying hello to social media mutual at an event does not make you a bully or a mean girl.
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@MrGChristopher @brookandthecity Well there’s this little thing called generational wealth
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Cause y’all broke asses need to be more worried about dismantling the system than some pussy! Who would benefit more from the dissolution of class warfare than broke niggas?! But y’all not ready for that conversation.
Y’all went from “destroy capitalism” to “broke niggas can’t have no pussy” in 36 hours lmao.
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Cooked lol. BILLIONS in aid to support genocide and foreign wars. No wide sweeping student loan forgiveness. Housing market in shambles. Interest rates steadily climbing. Gun violence still has us by the throat…. And Tik Tok is the hill he wants to die on?.
If Biden signs that Tik Tok bill I really don’t think he stands a chance at re-election.
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Most Chicago men have this vibe that they haven’t been told to stfu enough in their lifetime.
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This how I expect my community to react when I decide I don’t like someone.
KENDRICK LAMAR .THE POP OUT — KEN & FRIENDS. 📸 (Armen Keleshian // Complex)
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The scene in Chicago is basically just finding a new group of 23 year olds to manipulate every other year until you move away or have a kid.
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@_britt_el Hmmm some lady gave me the coat off her back when I worked at ZARA cause I told her I liked it.
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@ali_bugg YOUR nigga? How much did you pay for this nigga? Did you get a good deal, at least?.
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Stop isolating your Black children in majority white spaces!!! The educational benefits rarely IF EVER outweigh the social and emotional damage these kids deal with.
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The way Chicago just be casually enacting martial law… raising bridges and shutting down exits?.
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You look drained, you look exhausted. Girl, them late nights ain't good for you. Really starting to show on you.
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@NoEmmeG And then if you don’t lie along you weird… if you lie back you take it too far 😭 and still weird LOL.
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Not getting caught up with a man named LaANYTHING be fr.
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A non-Black person trying to engage in AAVE with me is my least favorite and most frequent micro aggression.
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@GI__JACKSON 🫠 literally all of it. Added in the wrong order so things will by under or over cooked and way way way off as far as complementary flavor profiles.
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I was lookin cute yesterday . I walked into my man’s show and in the split second between when I entered the room and when he realized it was me - I saw in his eyes that he considered cheating on me, with me.
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@55mmbae All this race mixing propaganda has me reconsidering. Perhaps I am ready to receive my white king.
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I don’t wanna get up and get this bread, maybe the bread should get up and get me.
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The feminine urge to spend $100 on groceries and then stop for takeout on the way home.
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KeKe Palmer mama is my kinda lady lmao. Resorting to personal attacks when logic ain’t working >>>>>.
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The fact that Backwoods got resealable packaging before bacon <<<.
Can someone please fix bacon packaging. There has to be a better way.
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@wlfrdtrrs “Why don’t you just come over and I’ll make us dinner” 😭 make the reservation bookie.
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May the 2023 version of you be just like this gumbo. Thick and rich ✨✨
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Is this not the funniest thing you have ever seen? 😭
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Doing all that over some romaine lmao.
When you on a plant based diet and every one else eating that processed bad shit. I’m good y’all can have that shit! 😂
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I want Black owned Chicago eateries released from the grips of using Hennessy in food recipes. Who is asking for that? Show yourselves.
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We getting old. Surely some of these “ex’s” and “we used to talks” finna reach they statue of limitations.
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The devil works hard but Hov works harder.
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Telling my kids this was the original cast of Sex & The City
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Me 🤝 procrastinating all day on a task that will take an hour, tops.
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Guys my first pitch at a major publication got accepted 😭❤️🥳.
annddd the call went really well! next next next step secured!.
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Y’all said dating wasn’t fun and y’all LIED, I love it here.
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Ok last thing…. I’m sorry but if you can eat 48 raw oysters in one sitting you’re literally an otter. Like that’s terrifying.
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Finding a job that I pays me well, I generally enjoy and am actually proficient at is by far my biggest flex of 2020.
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Told yall KeKe Palmer po ass baby daddy espousing those traditional values while she was the breadwinner was a big big big red flag.
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This the tweet that made me go wash all my makeup brushes lmao.
It’s day 3 of self quarantine, are your makeup brushes clean?.
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He is really so scary to me 😭 like a sentient Chucky doll.
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Summer food fixations are soooo much more fun that winter ones. I’m winter I will eat chili garlic noodles for 14 days straight where as in the summer, every meal be corn, blackberries, tomato and citrus.
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Me to myself: Get whatever you like, sweetie. You deserve it.
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I got a job offerrrrr at my DREAM company! 😭 holllyyyy djdkisndyzbsn 😭.
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Men be having very fond memories of all the terrible shit they put you through lol.
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