Egg Czar 🥚👑
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Every homestead should have an aerial embroidery of the land hanging on the wall
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@p8stie
Not only that, some Olympians might have a bad night of sleep or have a headache. Unfair
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Please don't tell my family I've done this, I don't want to be disinvited from events
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@Miriam2626
@elonmusk
Nobody is prevented from defending themselves on this platform. See look, you're doing it now. There is no first amendment right to defamation, of course, which is what ADL is allegedly doing.
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@BenjaminCrew1
The year is 2086. National Treasure 52: Electric Boogaloo is slated for release this summer. Nic Cage must use Hunter Biden's crack pipe as a key to unlock the vaults beneath Plymouth Rock
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This post has 3,000 bookmarks. The people yearn for needlecraft maps. Embroiderpreneurs, get busy.
Every homestead should have an aerial embroidery of the land hanging on the wall
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@soiled_plants2
Didn't have enough dough for the first one I'm guessing lol. Second one looks lovely.
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@uncle_deluge
They fear a battalion of whimsical skippers galloping upon the nation's capital
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@CityBureaucrat
I like how the guy turns into a pile of sludge but still doesn't give up, continues the race
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@1b5033
@fitnessfeelingz
Next level ubering
Have a prewritten rant to unleash for each type of person, that will subconsciously nudge them to tip better
Bro had OP pegged as a masterbation machine rant appreciator
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@krrishd
It's the lazy eyelids and forced smile, feels like he's got a divided mind underneath the character
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@arielthemidwife
Wow. Makes me think of ho'oponopono.
"I love you."
"I'm sorry."
"Please forgive me."
"Thank you."
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@douglaswils
This piece compares Cretans with anti-Semites and says a good Cretan would acknowledge the general truth of Paul saying “Cretans are always liars, evil beasts, lazy gluttons.”
Why would it be invalid to level similar language against another group? Say, unbelieving Jews?
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We're bringing back tricorn hats. Meet me at the tavern and we'll have a pint before throwing trans books in the harbor
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@WomnOfValor
Imagine being an old man and hearing your wife say old men are not generally as strong as young men. The horror
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The ideal man actually:
-Tranquil as a forest
-Swift as the coursing river
-Force of a great typhoon
-Strength of a raging fire
-Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
-Gets down to business
-Defeats the Huns
The ideal man actually:
-5'6"
-Skeletal (eats lentils cause poor)
-147 IQ
-doesn't speak
-tortured
-no friends
-hipster personality
-income from the open mic poetry night tip jar at the hookah lounge
(Optional)
-once considered joining the Marines
-coffee breath
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@c_h33z
Whenever you meet Hitler, there are really six people present. There is each man as he sees himself, each man as the other person sees him, and each man as he really is.
--William James, probably
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@soitgarde
I can relate to aspects of this. One thing that helps, maybe not fitting in, but existing, is not doing the performative false actions. During dating years ago I and my gf established an understanding that "I love you" was not something to reflexively fire back. I liked that.
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@inkblotistan
Remember the thrill of hearing a hundred tradwives galloping across a field, anon
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@lporiginalg
If this is real there is no way she can help him get over it. She just has to remain humble, penitent, understanding, and let what happens happen
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@stclairashley
Generally being replaced is about immigration and DEI type stuff. Not dating gripes..
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@empireenjoyer10
All the good hold-digging jobs are being taken by foreign YouTubers. Sad state of affairs.
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@douglaswils
Most Christians hold no special reverence for Muslims so there is less need for corrective rhetoric in that direction
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I am deeply troubled by the state of our nation. Let's pray extra tonight.
GN frens
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End all foreign aid immediately.
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The artist:
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Attractive male hobbies:
- growing tobacco in the yard
- growing tea shrubs and sugarcane
- processing the above into pipe tobacco, tea, and sugar
- smoking the tobacco in a pipe
- making sweet tea
- dressing in period southern aristocracy attire and saying "I do declare"
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@Slatzism
Too bad they were able to "pick themselves back up" for anther go at grotesque inversion of truth, beauty, and goodness.
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@feminine_virtue
Haha Dressing for the satisfaction of knowing people can see. So technically yeah, for herself... indirectly
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@miaishereonline
You acclimate the more you go out, but yeah you just have to treat the sweat as a fact of life. Make peace with it. Move slower, seek shade
I work outdoors and it was brutal today, but even though I died here I am
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@SirajAHashmi
😂
I would maybe support licensure for toaster guy specifically to use his toaster
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@countrygoose30
Well-off people can't use social media because it's selling an unreasonable lifestyle. Got it, thanks toobuzy4breezy 😵💫
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@Babygravy9
Any shred of virtue will be arrogated to the "right wing"
Doesn't seem like a winning strategy
Oops strategy is right wing
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I let the children down today. I'm sorry, children. I'm sorry I didn't recognize the universal sign for "please honk" until too late.
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@AshaLogos
Alex Jones exists to steer any and all "conspiracy" inquiry away from Jews and Israel. That's his literal purpose
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@shagbark_hick
Like Donald Miller discussing jazz, I think almost everything can be an acquired taste.
I grew up in the south and love people who love the south and learned how to love it for what it was, is, and can be. No place is for everyone for sure.
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@BasedTorba
We're here to defend free speech and throw tea in the harbor, and we're all out of tea.
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@William_E_Wolfe
I just can't figure out how unarmed citizens protesting at the Capitol got closer than an actual army with guns under a declaration of war. How can this happen.
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Menswear guy speaks approvingly of these outfits. It's over, gents. Your slight collar gap is ok. Your informal leather belt with dress pants is ok. Just don't end up like this.
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@CBoothStuntman
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Is the sun waning or waxing? I was too distracted by the foreground grunge
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@PicturesFoIder
I don't need to watch this to know that it's scaremongering that would have zero impact on my blue cheese consumption
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