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My gosh what has happened to the UK when 2 Asian men can't even punch a woman police officer in the face, resist arrest and try to steal a gun from a firearms officer in an airport without having an aggressive arrest.
Institutional racism.
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This is David Tennant's child. Obviously we can all see this is totally normal and came to theys decision of ones own accord without any social phenomena having any influence whatsoever.
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An autistic boy smudges a Koran slightly and the police parade him on TV and make his distraught mother apologise to calm down the Islamists.
Pro palastinian protesters climb the centoaph screaming jihad against the west. Police: There are no laws preventing this, so no action
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Surely if Philip Schofield wants his comeback he'd have to scrape it off a 15 year old boys arse.
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@RichardBurgon
And yet 10 miles away from your constituency you couldn't bring yourself to extoll those same free speech beliefs in response to the Batley school teacher.
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Mosque protection £117m
Batley school protection £0
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@narindertweets
What exact crime did Loz commit? It was a photograph in the public domain. Had Loz thrown a milkshake over you he would have been arrested also.
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@Anna_Soubry
Yes back to normal. These are good peaceful riots tho not far right ones.
In Croydon, a group of men arrived to counter protest the rioters.
The rioters never turned up so they instead decided to riot themselves, trash the streets and attack police officers?
Make it make sense. 🤷🏽♂️
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Nigel Farage joins Tories, they stuff the "Hard right" side of the party in the cabinet with Nigel as PM and expel the wets and WEF membership. The boats stop completely and they drop Vat and income tax to 5%. Krishnan guru Murthy gets caught crywanking in the bogs on channel 4
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UPDATE: We are looking for a man of "Southern Appearance".
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Banning the Far right German AFD is the only way to ensure our democracy does not fall foul of fascism.
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@Atlethia
It's skin to skin contact and good to regulate the baby immediately out of the womb. The midwife will have told him to. It's lovely. Now stop.
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@darrengrimes_
Stealing this bike should be 2 years jail. Filming it and doing fuck all 5 years.
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@ukhomeoffice
Great so you've arrested and charged the men who attacked the cops at the airport?
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@SadiqKhan
It's almost like large swathes of people are beginning to think that mass immigration from islamic lands isn't the best practice for maintaining a functional liberal democracy.
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Any minute now some pissed up fuckwit is going to put a sausage on a mosque door handle and it will be told as if it were the worst crime against Muslims in British history. Lee Anderson will have 9 off the cuff BBC documentaries dedicated to blaming him for spurring it on with
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@Bushra1Shaikh
How would you like me to value a group of people that harassed a Batley school teacher out of his job for blasphemy? * Note, not all Muslims, obviously, but the community were rather quiet weren't they.
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@lowles_nick
When was the last time the far right killed dozens of people a pop concert? God you people are morally repugnant.
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@ProfTimBale
People are being put in prison by a Marxist authoritarian for mocking Islam. Wake up
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@GBNEWS
@YvetteHenson
I call on Stephen Fry to give all his money to charity and live in a terrace house with a combi boiler.
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@JMPSimor
@Conservatives
Lawrence made a great point here about the totalitarian nature of this despicable identitarianism.
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@SadiqKhan
@TheNewsAgents
You called people far right extremists because they opposed ULEZ. Sit down.
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@narindertweets
And yet you say racist stuff like calling people coconut all the time. How odd.
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@Lewis_Brackpool
Very difficult to imagine this level of aggressive policing in Harehills riots. So so obvious now.
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Only 46% of British Pakistanis marry their cousin, down from 60% twenty years ago. Show this to a Nazi the next time they complain about non integration into British culture.
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@jonsopel
Erm no.
In Croydon, a group of men arrived to counter protest the rioters.
The rioters never turned up so they instead decided to riot themselves, trash the streets and attack police officers?
Make it make sense. 🤷🏽♂️
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@montie
It's almost like they were just vain careerists as opposed to people striving for a conservative country.
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@KirstieMAllsopp
Most people don't have a problem with immigration if it as kept low. Immigration Does not impact middle class TV personalities as much as working class people. You are perceiving the problem with the typical myopia of the metro left, that it is the individual not the system.
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@DreyfusJames
Helen Joyce actually mentioned the phenomenon of Transing your own child like David did, and how they have to dig deeper into the cult or admit what they've done, which could possibly be impossible to accept.
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@JoKneale5
There are defacto blasphemy laws against the trans agend and Islam. The police act just like modern day morality police or Iranian mortality police under the guise of community cohesion.
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@BurnsideNotTosh
Full title: "Knight commander of the order of Bath, Sir Keir Starmer." True voice of the working class.
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@Chr1stop4
His kids are an integral part of David's ideology. I'm posting this because I am concerned for the children that are being let down by their parents. That is all.
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@SophyRidgeSky
Trying to keep redwall voters by sacking Boris because he has some cake and replacing him with an open borders globalist billionaire?
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@BBCNews
Just happened to be in the exact spot the hired gunman specifically hired to kill her was stood.
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@BBCSport
I'd rather finger my own arse with a frozen toblerone dipped in caustic soda than watch that again.
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@narindertweets
They were rumours, this is not a rumour. How do you not understand this simple concept.
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@Channel4News
@JoJohnsonUK
@margarethodge
Translation:
Mass migration is essential to keep my 1.8 million pound house in Berkshire and my property portfolio from dropping in value.
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@ReformCharlie
@slowfrog62
@NicholasLissack
Ignore them bud, you seem wise beyond your years. Secretly Record it if you could, teachers should be politically impartial.
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@AyoCaesar
Likewise if you are there protesting the mass illegal migration and you are white look out for Muslim racist gangs and do no violence. They will be protected by the 2 tier police and will also be carrying.
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@Bouri_D
You have 2 masters degrees and don't earn 38k, jesus I'm a plumber and could shift that in 8 months.
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@carolvorders
You don't need Taylor swift or registering to vote if you have dominion machines love.
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@MrBrendanCox
This particular community walked in through your beloved freedom of movement right through eastern Europe. You can shout racism all you like but these un intergrated communities offer no added value to my family's life. I mean can you give me just one tangible benefit?
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@TRobinsonNewEra
Harehills has 21 mosques in 1 quarter square mile, I used to live there. It is dominated by islamic interest. How on earth have labour let them down? My city is turning into a fighting ground for middle eastern conflict. We are in deep deep water here.
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@DPJHodges
I'm not sure that balances out his £11.6 billion spend on foreign climate change stuff while our OAPs freeze to death.
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@Keir_Starmer
*Excludes white working class children which will be kept back due to DEI initiatives.
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@Keir_Starmer
@NATO
You have just promised to commute prison sentences and give 100 thousand illegal migrants amnesty. Great start.
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@euronews
Christianophobic stabbing spree by Islamist in Mannheim. Purpotrator shot by police.
Happy to help.
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@narindertweets
@Nigel_Farage
@TiceRichard
@LeeAndersonMP_
@GBNEWS
@TalkTV
Are you suggesting that we are importing migrants to wipe arses? Sounds terribly colonial.
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@Cobratate
It's almost as if reaching the pinnacle of materialism through sexually exploiting young girls and converting to Islam somehow doesn't make you a happy person.
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@mikegalsworthy
The ECJ just fined Hungary 1 m euro a day for not agreeing refugee movement. How is this "just a trading bloc" . Just be honest and say you want a European superstate.
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@jamieoliver
It's a pity some of those children won't see their 18th birthday due to Sadiq's "bold brilliant moves".
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@AnnelieseDodds
What on earth has someones race got to do the Tories economic chaos? Literally the only businesses I see trading in Leeds are takeouts, corner shops and Turkish barbers. You absolute loathsome clowns.
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@stellacreasy
Ok but what about telling primary children that you can be born in the wrong body and that there are trans children. Where are you on that?
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@lowles_nick
Why? All the centre right has to do for the past two decades is have low migration numbers and not ignore the right.
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@narindertweets
@GemmaAlexa1990
@MailOnline
So it was an unfair advantage he had because he had done some research which lead him to be informed on the subject? Lol
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@JonathanPieNews
As opposed to the knight commander of the order of Bath, Sir Keir Starmer, true voice of the working class?
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@BellaWallerstei
You were literally crying about a month ago because pro Palestine Islamist were hounding Jews around London.
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@BBCNews
We all know full well the next one will be the Intersectional pride flag colours and the 3 lions replaced with the heads of Karl Marx, Lenin and George Floyd.
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@danwootton
My Dad didn't make tools after 6pm on a Friday so why should I run the country.
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@GBNEWS
The only thing possible to do now is lockdown, put some arrows on the floor in Tesco's and print 3 trillion pounds.
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A young girl was stabbed and 2 men arrested in Dorset. Anyway here's a more important story higher up the BBC news app.
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@markofagenius
I'm definitely not going to vote for them now after this incredibly critical deep dive.
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@AyoCaesar
Ethnic power screaming in Arabic is scary for native British. It shows that they have simply not integrated and have no Intention of doing so. Calling people Islamophobic because they would ban this is childish because it is completely normal to be scared to death of being
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@KosherCockney
Rubbish this green party councillor was merely monitoring the carbon emissions of the fires so as to correctly ofset it.
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