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DudesExMachina

@DudesExMachina

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@DangeRussWilson Dude wrote this shirtless by the fireplace on a bearskin rug sipping orange soda
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@BleacherReport I was told our American minds and bodies weren't capable of such miracles. The age of 'Merica is back, baybee.
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@Dexerto He's gonna a say he survived an assassination attempt for clout isn't he
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@HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN He has spoken
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@CultureCrave @Variety "This show isn't for you, straight white man!" *flops* "Straight white men are ruining everything!"
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@PopCrave @MickmickNYC I would have simply not moved because I'm built different
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@CultureCrave @ODE She's absolutely in it and I love her for gaslighting us
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@ayeejuju Him to the owner in 32 seconds
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@screentime Thank goodness he's no longer involved
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@DiscussingFilm History repeats itself
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@libsoftiktok @justicehswolves DEI has roots in clinical narcissism. Change my mind.
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@CultureCrave bro really is homelander
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@CultureCrave Insomniac: Oops
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@ColinCowherd collin in the garage 5 min before going live
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@CultureCrave All the engagement farmers realizing they're about to be getting familiar with frying potatoes
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@CultureCrave This man is a certified Chad King. Unreal the amount of W's he's amassing. Insane Linsanity run.
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@insultsrare Ethan Klein
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@BleacherReport @Eagles More of this, you hear me?
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@adam22 You're posting an anti-rap narrative about a rap beef Got it
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@DiscussingFilm They're gonna lose their base with this ridiculous release schedule.
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@AB84 when ab slanders ben in 36 hours
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@DiscussingFilm Or... or... just hire Miyazaki and don't do live action
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@DiscussingFilm The more he talks, the more I don't want him.
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@Dexerto I'm gonna call my mom and tell her I love her instead
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@CultureCrave Him when it gets delayed to 2030
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@CultureCrave That's some insanely overqualified direction. Aaron needs a passion project greenlit.
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@PopCrave "Cuz I was a hoe" works just fine. We can move on now.
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@DiscussingFilm Bill in the dressing room trying to see what he looks like but not being able to because he's literally a vampire and not acting
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@eightBallondor @BleacherReport I'm sorry, what jersey are they wearing?
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@adam22 One day, we will see the ramifications of this culture becoming mainstream. We will shudder at the idea that we, as a society, perpetuated porn into the mainstream. Until then, you got another link of your wife with another dude?
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@Guslivesagain Omg this is gonna Morb
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@krassenstein Because celebrities are mouthpieces of the elite power players on the global stage, by and large. The current elite are left-leaning. That's why.
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@PopCrave When people say "king" they're usually wrong. This is actually KING behavior.
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@DudespostingWs literally this meme + W
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@InvincibleHQ We love the show but we will lose interest if you keep this unnecessary release strategy up. I'm sure I'm a vocal minority now, but the ratings will reflect it eventually.
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@CultureCrave Listen here witch
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@PopCrave I'm not rich enough to watch this
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@CultureCrave The movie ALREADY EXISTED AND WAS A REMAKE KANYE
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@TheDenofNerds Gunn didn't make The Flash. Hope that helps.
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@DiscussingFilm They know how to end it let's gooooo
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@AB84 ab when he boutta turn into other ab
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@PFF_Fantasy thanos quote
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@PopCrave Margot, we need MORE.
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@PopCrave Hereditary got me wincing at this
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@barstoolsports Women discovering that being a man is a cold, lonely world. Priceless.
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@InvincibleHQ I'll scream this from the mountain tops every single time. You people are fucking a good thing up with your release schedule.
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@Unnnnnnnnck "Aw bless her heart" type beat
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@PopCrave Oh no he's not him
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@Dexerto Seems like the right people were fired.
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@Sleep_Token If these leakers push our boys into retirement, there will be hell to pay.
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@PopCrave Wow she's so normal and quirky!!!
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@NFL_DovKleiman Jamarcus gonna get comfy on this list
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@CultureCrave @Variety Scratch a better surface Kevin
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@kporzee Boston loves you big dawg
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@TheDunkCentral I think we may have seen his peak. Bad knees on a big man are indicators of steep decline. Terribly sad.
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@s8n Dad waiting for mom's reaction
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@DiscussingFilm George coming for that social media father love
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@CultureCrave Someone's racist great grandpa getting ready for the Japanese reviews
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@CultureCrave Make a good story this time
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@JomboyMedia I just wanna talk
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@yashar Standing ovation. Unreal chutzpah.
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@stoolpresidente the internet when patrick loses and we remember his fam exists
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@Castellani2014 Jesus what a terrible take
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@WorldWideWob That lady
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@WorldWideWob kyrie saying he wants everyone to move on and then immediately doing shit to make all of boston hate him
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@krassenstein If you think Trump is still in that club, you're delusional. He was excommunicated when he went against them, further proving my point of assimilation or social death.
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@Realrclark25 Sooner or later, the pendulum will shift back. Comedy is comedy whether you vibe w/it or not. Schultz is as racist as any black comedian making fun of whites. Everyone gets the shit. That's comedy. No one is safe. - a Jew that doesn't mind if you make Jew jokes
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@MattWalshBlog And I'm starting to think those in control wanted it to happen so they could usher in the replacement.
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@OrwellNGoode Historians giving the white guys all the credit
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@EBK_Koff For those unaware, that's not a curveball. It's most likely a 2seamer with extra ramp to run.
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@stoolpresidente @TomBrady tom when he posted that banger knowing dave has to apologize
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@Aristos_Revenge He's gonna be the new killdozer isn't he
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@PopCrave 1 step closer to onlyfans
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@TheJoeySwoll The haters saying Joey is a sexist must be fuming rn
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@AB84 I love that AB has people in his life gassing him up with these posts. It's so insane. I'm here for it. Someone straight faced said, "Hell yeah, bro. CTESPN is so cool."
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@mischiefanimals same energy
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@CultureCrave Everyone: phase 4 has been balls Feige:
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@PopCrave Me waiting for the last episode with full spoilers in my mind
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@AB84 AB... with a... fact check... that's... correct?
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@WorldWideWob Ja all the time
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@CultureCrave This man is gonna k!ll himself because of that witch, and everyone in the "men ain't shit camp" gonna code switch that day. This man needs help. F*ck his gold digging ex.
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@CultureCrave @thewatchpod Kevin knows he needs to win again. This is a money move. No more slow rolling. Love it.
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@MyTimeToShineH He very clearly says "main villain" So if Lex creates Ultra Man, Lex is still the main villain What's confusing?
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@PopBase If you think it's bad now... buckle up
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@NFL_DovKleiman @people Maybe she shouldn't have cheated
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@barstoolsports @Starting9 I love watching people learn in real time that hitting a baseball is the hardest thing to do in sports
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@DiscussingFilm 100% agree. Just have someone else write the movie with him.
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@DiscussingFilm I love it when a man stops losing all his money that forces him to work at an inhuman pace and can finally be a family man. No more dinosaur skulls, you got that, Nic?
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@CultureCrave @empiremagazine I hate when directors do this.
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@Joy11140497 @InvincibleHQ Yeah! How dare the audience have a say! You tell em!
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