Drew Ortiz
@Drewisreal19283
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Unfairly Fired from Sports Illustrated based on unfounded accusations that I'm Artificial Intelligence. IFB upon request. DM for N4N.
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Starting a
#endbigtechcensorship
campaign on Twitter feels like PETA trying to advertise inside a McDonald’s.
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Rob Manfred trying to figure out how to make baseball more exciting:
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Name a sports journalist who was "perfectly suited" to generate engagement farm bait but lacked basic knowledge about the sport he was covering to the extent that he mixed up Colt McCoy and David Blough.
I'll start with Dov Kleiman.
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I asked
#GoogleGemini
to create a picture of Katie Ledecky swimming for team USA and this is what I got:
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Been on this platform long enough, I think I'm ready for N4N now. Anyone in?
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@PHLEaglesNation
Transcript:
Sirianni- "Get this we promote Matt Patricia to OC"
Lurie (on the phone with Schefter)- "Yeah he's fired"
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Hackers: Ok we’ve successfully hacked Twitter, let’s test it.
Leader:Go make Alfonso Soriano trending.
Hackers:Why
Leader: Cuz he was a cool af player who never got enough credit.
Hackers: Done
Leader: Good, also put the Denzel GIF at the top so everyone knows he’s not dead
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Don't know how else to read this, but it seems like
#endPBMabuse
is literally being promoted by Big Pharma
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Hi there!
Did you miss
@TheDunkCentral
’s latest tweets?
Here they are:
-Every Team is interested in signing every free agent ever.
-Ben Simmons revenge tour🔥
-Per anonymous sources, the Spurs think Wemby will be even better than last year.
-Ben Simmons revenge tour is on😤
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Seeing a Turbotax ad in February when my taxes are due in April is like when you're a kid and you see a back to school ad during the summer.
#MakeYourMovesCount
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Got early access to College Football 25, this game glitchy as hell😭😭😭
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I'm so past this, someone ask Doc Rivers if he think JJ Redick can play in the NFL or something like that
Doc fires back at JJ Redick
"JJ Redick best numbers of his career was under one coach and you’re looking at him. I'm the one who grabbed him out of Milwaukee and decided to start him. From that point on, his career took off"👀
(h/t
@BASKETBALLonX
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Wonder if they can tell us where Xavier Worthy's car is.
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Doc Rivers reveals he warned Caesar about Brutus:
"I told Julius, buddy, that guy was trouble. Nobody sports that many knives under their toga without plotting a stabbing. I just had a feeling 'et tu, Brute?' would become the ultimate betrayal cry"
Doc Rivers says he warned the Jedi about Emperor Palpatine:
"I told Anakin, ya know, something's off about that guy. Nobody gains that much power in the Galactic Senate that fast without something shady going on. I just had a feeling he was the Sith Lord"
(per
@sixersgeo
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Nathaniel Hackett sitting in these meetings like:
#Jets
QB Aaron Rodgers said HC Robert Saleh has been more involved with the offense and has been sitting to his left during meetings.
"He's brought some really good ideas to the table."
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"Hey Lebron, ever heard of Micah Nori? No? Stop looking at me like that! Ok fine, we'll hire JJ Redick! Yes, you guys can still do the podcast after each game. Donavan Mitchell? Done. My wife? Yeah you can sleep her. Just please stay."
LeBron chilling with Rob Pelinka at the draft combine
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RIP Pat Sajak
(Because he's retired from Wheel of Fortune, so he should be able to rest now. Geez you guys are so dramatic)
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Thought I got this from Twitter but I realized it’s from my Tinder. A wins a win though.
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Clippers and Ty Lue have agreed to get to the second round of the playoffs every year to lose 4-1 to a superior team for the next 10 years per
@wojespn
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Depression is all the rage nowadays I really don't want to miss out though.
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Should I pretend to be depressed to get more attention on social media or just be depressed for real?
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I can't imagine this Jontay Porter story is an isolated incident. Other people the NBA should be looking into:
-Ben Simmons
-James Harden
-Doc Rivers (not that I think he did anything wrong, just a general investigation as to how he keeps getting jobs)
BREAKING: Jontay Porter has received a lifetime ban for violating the league’s gaming rules
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Dude must've done something to piss off Rashee Rice
BREAKING:
#Chiefs
1st round pick Xavier Worthy’s car was stolen last night from his apartment complex in town, according to the team.
😳😳
Not the nicest welcome to Kansas City for Xavier.
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Film: NFL Super Bowl
Pete Carroll electing to pass the ball on the one yard line only to get intercepted. Terrible Scriptwriting.
What’s the most unrealistic thing you can recall happening in a sports movie?
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Not to be political, but does anyone know who’s running the country right now?
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They should play the Panthers, if they win they go to the NFL and Carolina gets relegated to the UFL.
THREE-PEAT AND FIRST-EVER UFL CHAMPIONS 🐎🏆🏆🏆
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For all you haters who tell me to “stick to sports”:
Fuck you.
I’m going to tweet about Caitlin Clark if I feel like it.
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I don't think it'll be possible for every AFL team to go 7-9 but never underestimate Jeff Fisher
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Remember when Dante Exum was trending? Feels like years ago
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Help
“Moist Cr1TiKaL is not gonna talk about the Kris situation because he wants the Mr Beast collab” Sneako goes OFF on YouTuber Penguinz0. Is Charlie scared to address it?
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Tony Brothers jersey number is
#25
, which is coincidentally the amount of free throws that SGA will attempt in the first quarter
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🤣🤣 🤣Yeah I'm thinking like this:
Day 1: depressed
Day 2: DEPRESSED
Day 3: I NEED HELP
Day 4: I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE
Day 5: Luka playing really well rn.
Day 6: I'M LITERALLY DYING SOMEONE HELP.
@Drewisreal19283
Try every other day and see what works out. My favorites are DEPRESSED 1 day and then Caribbean island the next
#classic
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"THE TOM THIBODEAU RULE"
A. In a situation where a player has exceeded 40 minutes of playing time in 10 consecutive games the following penalties are:
1.A 1 game suspension+$50k fine for the coach
2. An automatic one-game “mandatory rest” and the player must miss the next game.
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For all those offended by my last tweet:
Its a joke. I make jokes. Check my stuff.
(Also check Perks recent tweets for context. I hate explaining jokes, but whatever.)
(Also obviously I agree that this isn't even a debate. Perk simply knows more ball than Jesus.)
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Imagine if in the State Farm “brothers commercial” instead of the Lopez brothers it would’ve been the Porters.
That would’ve been hilarious.
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So Rashee Rice ran away from the crash scene knowing he was in trouble and DIDN’T TAKE THE MARIJUANA WITH HIM?????
🚨🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨🚨🚨
10.8 grams of MARIJUANA was found in the Lamborghini
#Chiefs
WR Rashee Rice was driving and was involved in a major crash, per Police.
That is the amount of a FELONY in Texas along with jail time, per ABC.
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Literally Brian Windhorst:
Brian Windhorst says that several NBA executives were curious about LeBron's activities after his visit to Cleveland last night
“I will say this, the first thing I thought of was this moment 10 years ago where LeBron showed up to a game in Cleveland while he was a player for the
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Have you always wanted to watch The Boys on Amazon prime but didn’t have the time? I’ve got you covered!
-Superheroes bad
-Blood
-Conservatives dumb
-Here’s some limp dicks, isn’t that funny?
-Blood
The protagonists suck at their missions and they never succeed.
Your welcome!
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Never forget the time when Angel Hernandez called this a strike:
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Zach Edey runs like Nikola Jokic when he hears that the season is over and he can go back to his horses
Zach Edey runs like he’s about to tell you where to park at Schrute Farms
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Old Tom Thibodeau definitely would’ve played Brunson till the final buzzer.
Granted he kept him until 2 minutes left up 25 but progress!
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Elon apparently has a Donald Duck fetish?!?!??
Wow, Google has a search ban on President Donald Trump!
Election interference?
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Someone tell Draymond that it might be hard to defend the best player in the world without kicking him in the nuts
Draymond Green calls out Rudy Gobert
"The big Frenchman is sitting on that podium speaking his native language. We, we, we need to do this. You, you, you need to get a stop... It's you, my man, that is getting cooked [by Nikola Jokic]."
(h/t
@ClutchPoints
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The most depressing part about the Lakers hiring JJ Redick is that he’ll be the best shooter on the team and he won’t be able to play.
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REPORT:
UConn is prepared to offer JJ Redick a MASSIVE contract to be their head coach in the hopes of luring Lebron James to play for them.
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Bartolo Colon Jr.
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Maybe just report who's not interested in Donovan Mitchell
@TheDunkCentral
save us all time
The Memphis Grizzlies are a dark horse candidate for Donovan Mitchell in the event that Cleveland decides to trade him, per
@AmNotEvan
“Those same sources have confirmed the reporting that the Los Angeles Lakers, Brooklyn Nets, and Miami Heat are interested in acquiring
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Breaking Political News:
Shams: 1 Woj: 0
Joe Biden has withdrawn from the US Presidential race.
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Kadarius Toney
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Harrison Butker and Isaiah Buggs both accused of being cruel to bitches but only the black man gets a warrant for his arrest smh
🚨🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨🚨🚨
#Chiefs
DL Isaiah Buggs is facing 2 warrants issued by local police for second-degree CRUELTY TO DOGS, according to reports.
Buggs is being accused of leaving two dogs locked on his property with no access to food or water.
Wild offseason for KC.
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What a great group of friends. I wish I had friends.
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Giving away 100 copies of EA Sports College football 25 posters.
Must be following and gullible.
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Normal NBA fans: Anthony Edwards is really good, but he’s down 3-0 and not playing great. Let’s stop comparing him to MJ for now.
@espn
:
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*Sees Matt Leinart trending*
Me: How can Matt Leinart still matter in a national conversation?
*Checks why he's trending*
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Not sure about Biden, but it seems like the lord himself told Donald Trump to stay in the race.
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Also Lonzo Ball when asked about the condition of his knees:
Lonzo doesn’t care about the Hawks having the
#1
pick
“I don’t give a f*ck…I hope they get worse to be honest”
(🎥
@TheWAEShow
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@RyanKennedy_22
Yeah some people are probably are Feta'p but I think they're grate!!! They make me feel gouda, they're wheely funny🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂!!!!
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Yeah this summer will end this era
@Drewisreal19283
True but this could possibly turn out to be top 3 summers of all time. Everyone knows it's going to require a lot for a chip, and their is restrictions in place. Expect 1 earth shattering transaction that could put every team in panic mode. After all this is the farewell tour.
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Wasn't sure whether to believe this news about Drake Maye, but if anyone knows anything about shooting yourself in the foot its definitely Plaxico Buress.
WOW… The
#Patriots
regret drafting Drake Maye with the third overall pick, says former
#NFL
star Plaxico Burress.
😳
(Via
@TheCartonShow
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REPORT:
Per anonymous sources, Kawhi Leonard has expressed an interest in playing for Tom Thibodeau and the Knicks.
"Kawhi's always been a fan of overextending himself," said the source. "This move to the Knicks is just the next logical step in his career."
Report: Knicks counting on ‘universal truth’ in pursuit of another star this summer
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Seriously these ads aren’t even trying to trick me anymore. Wild.
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To clarify, I don’t think Butker and Buggs are in a relationship. Not sure why anyone would think Butker is gay.
@Drewisreal19283
Found the first dumbass to tie Butker to Buggs. Of course, angry white gay dude
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Morning, resetting notis (besides for my good ones).
Like if you want to stay on.
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Why players shouldn't be analysts:
Exhibit 4.3
MLB has banned Tucupita Marcano permanently for betting on games involving his own team
He won just 4.3% of the 231 MLB-related bets he placed
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HOT TAKE:
The 2020-2024 NBA Era will be known as the most mid in recent memory:
-Aging Stars (LBJ,KD,Steph) too old to win
-Young Stars (Luka,SGA,Ant) too young for primetime
-Current MVP’s (Jokic,Giannis,Embiid) not good enough to be in the “best ever” conversation
Thoughts?
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Given that Rashee Rice ran away from the crash, I’m happy at least that he left his thoughts there.
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Progressives have started advertising on TikTok to pay people to post liberal content.
Smart move or a sign of desperation?
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Not a Big Baller Brand meniscus I hope.
Lonzo Ball reveals that a meniscus was donated to him
"I had to get new meniscus from a donor, I had to get a bone allograft and I had to get some new cartilage put in as well"
(🎥
@TheWAEShow
/ h/t
@LeagueAlerts
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Now that we know the Jimmy Carter death letter is fake, are we sure the letter of Kimberly Cheatle resigning is real? Did anyone actually read it?
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So
@NFL_DovKleiman
is trying to engagement farm by taking an original video and asking for our thoughts.
Thoughts?
Giants Darren Waller just dropped a song and music video about his divorce with Kelsey Plum.
Thoughts?
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Free agent Tobias Harris lands with the Detroit Pistons on a two-year, $52 million deal, sources tell ESPN. An ideal fit on the floor and in the locker room for a young, developing roster.
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Saw that Billy Beane passed away, I thought that BILLY BEANE passed away.
We are deeply saddened by the passing of our friend and colleague Billy Bean, MLB’s Senior VP for Diversity, Equity, & Inclusion and Special Assistant to the Commissioner. Billy, who fought a heroic year-long battle with Acute Myeloid Leukemia, was 60.
Over the last 10 years,
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B. if a player suffers a severe injury (defined as missing 15+ games) due to overplaying (as determined by the league medical board, the same one that penalizes for faking injuries for load management) the coach will be subject to A 25-game suspension and $1 million fine.
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FU*K IT, if he sends $50 to everyone who interacted with this tweet I’m gonna deactivate my account
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