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The “I forgot WVU and Tech fans cried about it” edition
10 Saturdays until the return of the most competitive conference in
#collegefootball
the
#Big12FB
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🚨 BREAKING 🚨
Clemson and Florida State are expected to join the Big XII in 2025.
Leaked documents have revealed the schools are leaving because of lopsided revenue splitting and the conference’s dilution with the Cal schools and chiefly, SMU.
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TCU athletics has had the greatest run of any university, perhaps ever, this year.
Football: National Championship Run
Basketball: Round of 32
Soccer: Sweet 16
Baseball: College World Series
Indoor Tennis: National Champions
Beach Volleyball: Final Four
Rifle: 2nd Nationally
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🚨 BREAKING 🚨
Dallas County DA: Southern Methodist University Athletics dept. illegally sourced $159M of donations between 2023-2024, committed massive tax fraud
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Wake Up Frogs, ITS GAME DAY
#GoFrogs
#TCU
#NationalChampionship
#CollegeFootballPlayoff
#RiffRam
#HypnoToad
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If the committee is going to disrespect the integrity of the game, it’s time we claim 2014.
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10 Saturdays until the return of the most competitive conference in
#collegefootball
the
#Big12FB
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From the weight average of 20 players each team has listed as OL on their rosters, TCU edges out Michigan 309.6 to 304.2
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TCU Shitposters & WVU Mem’eers, I call upon all.
There is no hate between our universities, so calling it a hate week does not make sense.
Being two of the best meme schools in the country, I hereby call for the first annual TCU-WVU Meme week.
No bad blood, just good memes
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A Hollywood Ending
#GoFrogs
#CarterBoys
#TCU
#TCUFootball
#CollegeFootballPlayoff
#NationalChampionship
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Nice to see Texas didn’t copy TCU by going to the CWS, always an original in Austin
so TCU straight up copied Texas Baseball's post game tradition
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🚨BREAKING🚨
A chartered flight has left Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport bound for Tuscaloosa National Airport. Likely to be TCU Head Coach Sonny Dykes traveling to interview for the
#Alabamafootball
Head Coach position.
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@TCUFootball
@kendalbriles
This hire is major failure by TCU Football and represents a major downfall of ethical proportions. It’s below bush league to hide him behind his family because of the backlash. My disappointment in this program is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
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BREAKING: According to sources within the program, TCU has parted ways with Offensive Coordinator and Associate Head Coach
@KendalBriles
. Wide Receiver Coach Malcolm Kelly will take over play calling duties for the rest of the year.
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Fixed it
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Bear down
@BUFootball
TO THE HYPNOTOAD! ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
#TCUvsBay
#TCUFootball
#Hypnotoad
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Congratulations to the quarterback who lost 82-27 to TCU on winning the Super Bowl this year
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The sports network owned by UCF fans giving the UCF account first place after summoning a bot army to vote for themselves
UCF HAS WON THE INAUGURAL TOURNAMENT FOR BEST BIG 12 FANBASE!
After tallying thousands of votes over 3 rounds, UCF and their fans have rallied their way to the top!
@SSN_UCF
are CHAMPIONS 🏆
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To all Big XII anons:
Texas tried to implode the Big XII and then spent the last two years gloating about it. At this point they might as well be an SEC team. It only hurts the Big XII if Texas wins. We are cheering for Washington in the playoff.
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Give us a color rush Natty.
Imagine it, TCU in all purple and Georgia in whatever
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HARK AND GIVE YOUR EYES! THE HYPNOTOAD HAS MIGRATED TO ARIZONA FOR HIS CHOSEN PEOPLE
#GoFrogs
#Hypnotoad
#TCUFootball
#TCU
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LSU does not belong in the championship, this is why Bama should have been in.
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I do not care if this is legal or illegal but all that I care about is that Kansas State is going to see doom Saturday at Noon.
#GoFrogs
#TCUFootball
#TCUFootball
#Big12Championship
#TCUvsEverybody
#CFBPlayoff
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I’m gonna say it.
TCU very likely saved the integrity of college football by beating Michigan.
First playoff rankings that came out last season , he bought tickets to watch all these teams play besides TCU lmao
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You’re not gonna drop 44 on BYU in your first start are you Josh?
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Saban is gone.
Carroll is gone.
Urban is gone.
Patterson is gone.
Jimbo is gone.
Coach O is gone.
Stoops is gone.
Les Miles is gone.
Bill Snyder is gone.
Dutch Meyer is gone.
Abe Martin is gone.
Pat Sullivan is gone.
Francis Schmidt is gone.
Your childhood is over.
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Just checking in after TCU caught this stray a few days ago, how’d your game vs Michigan go?
@BarstoolAlabama
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BREAKING: Clemson and FSU have each reached out to the Big XII about joining the conference. From our sources they will forfeit media rights for the first 4 years of membership. A tentative deal is expected sometime in the coming weeks.
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SMU realizing they’re still a middle of the pack AAC team no matter what patch is on their jersey next year
Outside of FSU is SMU already the best team in the ACC?
And teams thought we’d bring the league down? Lunatics
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TCU vs Texas Rivalry over the last ten matchups:
2022: TCU
2021: Texas
2020: TCU
2019: TCU
2018: Texas
2017: TCU
2016: TCU
2015: TCU
2014: TCU
2013: Texas
#LonghornFactFriday
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RAH FRAWGS ON TOP WITH THE LARGEST BACK-TO-BACK CROWD IN THE LAND
I don’t have all the numbers in front of me but I *think* Florida might’ve just notched the largest on-campus crowd (outside of the SEC West) that we’ve ever seen.
Believe TCU set it last night, UF broke that, and then TCU has a chance to set it again tonight.
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K State Fans: TCU’s Hypnotoad isn’t real, it can’t hurt us
Hypnotoad in their home:
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Walker Howard has committed to the Horned Frogs, please credit me
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Our players and fans deserve better, this coaching staff has consistently let everyone down throughout this season.
From culture to on field execution this season is night and day with 2022.
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I want SMU to be an equal to TCU in athletics. I want to be able to knife fight them in AT&T every year when the rivalry reaches peak levels. I want Fort Worth Vs Dallas to be reignited. I want the battle for the Iron Skillet to make the Iron Bowl feel inconsequential.
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3 Hours Till The Frogs Take the Field and Nation by Storm
#GoFrogs
#TCUFootball
#NationalChampionship
#TCUvsUGA
#TCU
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Teams TCU has never beaten in football and when they last played:
Arizona State (1975)
Auburn (1981)
Georgia (2023) :(
Georgia Tech (1968)
Kentucky (1952)
Michigan State (2012)
North Carolina (1997)
Notre Dame (1972)
Tennessee (1976)
Washington (1971)
@JDonati_TCU
schedule em
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@Mmarion8
@TCUFootball
SMU fails to win the AAC for the entirety of its membership then gets into the 4th P4 conference with not pay for a decade and gets a big head, lmao
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If Tennessee hadn’t chirped all day yesterday, we would be mourning their loss. But here we are.
#TCUFootball
#CollegeFootball
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@iammike1x
It’s TOXIC down in Austin, you ain’t want to be there. They gonna show you nothing but LOVE in Lubbock. Choice is yours.
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@JDonati_TCU
fire whoever designed and approved these
I feel so horrible for the
@TCU_Design
students that have to pretend like this is ok or that they had any say in it 😥.
#GoFrogs
@TCUFootball
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Calling All Frogs! Let's relive the magic of our Fiesta Bowl victory one year ago today by donating $51.45 to the
@FlyingTClub
! Your donation not only celebrates that historic win, but also ensures a bright future for TCU athletics.
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Tcu would be undefeated tonight if we had one more year of Max Max
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The only two story Taco Bell in the country
Using only a restaurant, tell us where you went to college.
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The Frog Horn (Benjamin Dover) passed away yesterday at the age of 69.
The Frog Horn was best known for its Hhwaaaaaaaaaah during TCU athletics games & irritating opposing teams & fans. TCU will play its first game of the season this Friday vs. Vandy. (source:
@TCU_CNN
insider)
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TCU is not allowed to wear black until they earn it.
No more black helmets, pants, or jerseys until this team shows up to more than one game with some gumption.
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TCU is now undefeated vs LSU in the state of Texas AND the 2013 Spit Blood Uniforms are also undefeated Vs All Opponents
In addition to a probationary period, LSU football has vacated 37 wins from 2012-15 in response to NCAA inquiry
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Could TCU be the first three loss playoff team? Many are asking
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THE HORNED FROGS REMAIN THE ONLY TEAM IN TEXAS AND THE BIG XII TO WIN A PLAYOFF GAME
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🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨
US AG Sources: Following turbulent reports in the ACC yesterday Southern Methodist is heading to the SEC. The Securities and Exchange Commission is set to join the Department of Justice in a lawsuit against SMU after a fraudulent $159M fundraising campaign.
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CONGRATULATIONS TO YOUR 2024 COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYOFF NATIONAL CHAMPIONS FROM THE LONE STAR STATE, THE TCU HORNED FROGS
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I don’t know what it is, but the championship details on Michigans jerseys just don’t look as good as TCUs
#FiestaBowl
#GoFrogs
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🚨 B1G NEWS 🚨
Internal Sources Report: Notre Dame and Stanford University are expected to join the B1G in the 2025-2026 season. This is following other reports that FSU and Clemson are moving to the Big XII and SMU is under a lawsuit by the SEC and DOJ.
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Schlossnagle would be viewed as far lass of a dickhead if he would just say “No comment” when asked about his next job instead of “I am 100% committed here, how dare you ask such a selfish question”
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DEFEATED BY ONE OF TCUs GREATEST TEAMS
RAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Defeated The Greatest Team In The SEC
Defeated The Greatest Team In The Pac12
Defeated Some Of The Greatest Teams In Ohio State History
I Understand Why JJ McCarthy Is The Most Hated QB Of All Time 🐐
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@HornsFan29
The university of Texas won’t be UT in the sec, that already belongs to Tennessee. Texas is going to be demoted to UTA which is insulting to Arlington.
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@SamuelParkerNBA
@notderrico
How many minutes did Michigan lead in the game? Surely it was higher than zero.
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John Denver? You mean the country singer from Fort Worth who lived 10 minutes from TCUs campus on a base named after a TCU alumni and graduated from Arlington Heights?
I’d say TCU gets a claim in the John Denver Cup.
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Jaden Rashada has committed to TCU.
Please credit me in all future reports on the subject.
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If everybody is claiming games they haven’t won, I’d like to throw my hat in for the final NY6 Bowl that TCU needs to win to collect them all.
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Apparently Max Duggan deferred the Heisman Trophy?
A reporter that interviewed him earlier today said this:
“He (Max Duggan) told me he wanted to save his arm strength for hoisting the Fiesta Bowl and National Championship trophies”
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@CarterKarels
@fortworthaggies
The last time A&M beat Georgia JFK had not been unalived by the CIA
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CONFIRMED: 2024, Kyle Field, Texas A&M vs. texas is happening
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The Divine Comedy of Clemson (Garrett Riley gets what he fucking deserves)
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Hoov said it, TCU goes undefeated in 2024 and wins 18 games
Hoover says he has 100% confidence TCU will go into this off-season and get things fixed.
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There are currently two realities in
#collegefootball
with
#Michigan
#StealingSigns
:
Michigan failed to steal signs from
#TCU
and lost
Or
Michigan stole TCUs fake signs and lost
Both are equally funny.
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“that school has the most hostile, mean-spirited, vitriolic student section”
I really like TCU. Love the campus, the stadium, the staff, the beat reporters.
But that school has the most hostile, mean-spirited, vitriolic student section I have ever witnessed in person. It took me aback.
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Stetson Bennett has been playing for Georgia for entirely too long.
#CollegeFootballPlayoff
#GoFrogs
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Going into this season I thought the frogs would be lucky to go 7-5 under a new coach.
To make the national championship year 1 is beyond my wildest dreams for this program, no matter the score.
I couldn’t be prouder to be a Horned Frog.
Hail to thee, TCU, and
#GoFrogs
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