@rustyrockets Russ wants a shag..

@georgehawthornn @beckytandz You got something on your face George..

@beckytandz If you don't moan when @JustStop_Oil block the road then you can't moan when others do it too.

@now_arsenaI @Orbinho And still haven't won it..

@connor_naismith

@XRLlareggub Oi blud.. iz dat jerked goat still hangin in da alley behind t' mini mart? Go fetch it skin or az bleed yuz

RT @XRLlareggub: This Netflix remake of A Christmas Carol looks good… “Wha Gwan bredda, what day is it?”

@VoteBPB I did that in B&Q and got £1000 fine and 128 Hr community service.

I don't even need a sign, but tony has talked me into it!!

@ninaturner Well they picked cotton, don't think that classes as built?!?

@ScouseLakes @brianofipswich You kiss your mother with that mouth?

@PolitlcsUK @YouGov I stopped reading at YouGov

@AnnevanLeur Awwww they didn't.. boo fucking hoo

Die young or live long enough to become a meme...

@MattWallace888 I've changed the locks, your bags are on the drive way and I've written an album about your erectile dysfunction.

@AFTVMedia As a Liverpool fan, I don't see the point in replacing him. He like a few managers are just looking for that missing piece, in your case it it's two strikers. Your starting 11 is 90% there. Sack him and you could be in the wilderness for years on the manager merry go round.

@RamAbdu Wipe Israel off the planet

@RamAbdu Israel should market themselves as a health spa, I know a few fatties who need to lose pounds fast!!

@fesshole Did she then proceed to give you a "dirty sanchez"?

@DemocraticWins I need a translation..