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foreskin enthusiast, macro penis survivor. 42 years young (46)
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ty for liking my tweets, you give me the strength to soldier on
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if nobody got me, I know frontal lobe got me. Can I get an amen?
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Some of yalls parents had a happy marriage and it really shows (I’m glad for you)
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Twitter is for people who should probably keep a diary
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@KooZnim
@JohnjtheActor
@hkayyal
@LayahHeilpern
She’s only implying that because she’s directing the statement in the direction of feminists who think it is somehow a negative thing to want to cook for your man. Not all things need to be neutral, this is meant for them to hear specifically.
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I’m sorry that I missed your call, I watched it ring
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Kinda fucked up that molten lava/glass looks so tasty
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Just to clarify again, I am a man like with dick and balls lmao
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Dishonesty is prob one of the worst traits you can exhibit as a human
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It took me until the age of 42 to realize that I am extremely competitive and live for the fight. Nothing better than overcoming an obstacle or destroying your enemies
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After my worst breakup years ago, my grandpa appeared to me in a dream and told me to buy a Gucci belt and go dancing lmao
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I’d have to kms ngl
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The asscheeks are the shoulders of the lower body btw
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If you’re a man, drop the victim mentality playa. That shit ugly asf
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@kween_bees
Only the real understand
This is the entire basis for the appeal to authority fallacy; it’s a control mechanism lol
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Imma keep it a buck, the “I need a hero” scene from shrek 2 got me hype asf
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Shawty got sexual techniques… and a big round oily butt
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*me getting down on one knee*
Will you be my trap queen?
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The stray cat I feed came to me today with a fucked up eye and I’m about to cry
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If having a bad bitch was a crime, I’d be well within legal perimeters
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Pretty girls are the best part about life if I’m being totally honest
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I ain’t proud of all the punches that I’ve thrown in the name of someone I no longer know
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Just ate half a watermelon and now I cant move hbu?
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My little boys, eating up all my money and shit (I love them)
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Watching girls hype each other up on the tl feels like watching forest nymphs being all cute together
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I remember I asked my dad about an allowance once, and he said "I ALLOW you to live here lil nigga"
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@JLPtalk
@pearlythingz
@SenatorTimScott
@votetimscott
It’s not begging, I feel it’s more an act of humility. I don’t think there is anything wrong with it
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aight goodnight x dot com, thank you for another day of being my public diary
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Making $25k a month would actually probably solve most of my problems so I guess I’ll stop bitching and start grinding
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Accidentally stepped on a snail and now my day is ruined. Sorry little guy
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I feel like I’m on a sitcom and all my moots are cast members
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Alcohol makes me feel so great! I should drink it every single day!
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See the thing with the vast majority of people is that they will never release their inhibitions and feel the rain on their skin
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What’s crazy is I actually have a plan (letting go and letting god)
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If I wrote you a love letter, would you write back?
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Take a look at my girlfriend! (She’s the only one I got)
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Me and this woman both left the same restaurant and then came to the same store. I hope she doesn’t think I’m trying to murder her
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Three type of people I don’t fw:
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2. Doesn’t put the shopping cart back
3. Urethra Franklin
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You make her say ‘yes daddy’, I make her say ‘yes chef’. We are not the same
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I done fucked around and checked into the hotel california
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you gotta raw dog the solar eclipse today or you wont get your powers
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My toxic trait is that i believe whole heartedly I could be Batman if I really wanted to
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