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You want me to do pro bono work? No sorry I’m actually anti Bono
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Horses when they find out patriarchy isn’t about them
don’t invite me to the function unless this is the vibe
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Kim Kardashian saying she had to lose 16 lbs in 3 weeks to fit in that Met Gala dress and stating it like its some great accomplishment and not just insane is... a problem
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Lorde’s in her happy hippie era. Taylor Swift is in love. Phoebe Bridgers (possibly) happily engaged. Who’s making music for the depressed girls, gays and theys now?
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Happy April Fools Day to all the men who have fumbled me. For you guys every day is Fools Day. May God smite you
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Moira Rose was there rooting for Italy and that’s why they won
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Not even a week into college rumours started swirling that some of the lads in the course were ranking the girls on how good looking they considered us. Because, ye know, I got over 530 points in the LC to get into UCD to find out whether Fiachra from Blackrock fancies me or not
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I hate American reviews of Sally Rooney books like “they just need therapy” and “they just need to communicate” and “it’s annoying how they don’t communicate”. That’s the POINT. It’s set in IRELAND. We don’t communicate and we have to sacrifice a lamb to avail of therapy
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“And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!” - Liam
#loveisland
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Me when En*land lose vs me when I remember the domestic violence stats and think about the people who have to face that
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I feel sad for girls who marry lads who went to all boy private schools. He will never love you as much as he loves his secondary school
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Seeing fathers at the Eras Tour having the best time with their kids makes you realise how important it is to have kids with the right person because if that man won’t shake it off with our kids I don’t want him
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My mother just found out she’s being made redundant so I made this
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Phoebe Bridgers moving to Cork because even she can’t afford a place in Dublin
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And the dress wasn't even anything special like bestie just get a dress your size and eat a burger
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I bring a sort of “yeah but I’m worried about climate change” vibe to the “isn’t it lovely out in October” conversation that nobody really appreciates
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You know when you shower and pick up a shampoo/conditioner/shower gel etc bottle and open it and OLD COLD SHOWER WATER falls out of the lid onto you… that is so icky
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Ryan Tubridy says Greta Thunberg should go home & “watch a movie” as she’s still “a child” (she’s 16). Also he doubts that she wrote the speech she delivered to the UN because it was “so impassioned & mature”. I doubt that he would say the same if she were a 16 year old boy
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Me when Brendan Gleeson started cutting his fingers off in The Banshees of Inisherin
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I hope Harry’s House is about him refusing to leave the house because he keeps forgetting to take his sertraline and is cripplingly depressed as a result
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All fun and games reading the “your fella/your bird” memes until you come across something you do and have to take a moment to recuperate like
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I asked a lecturer for an extension for mental health reasons a few weeks ago and she very nicely gave me one and sent me on links to the counselling service. Little does she know I registered for UCD counselling in the first week of February and am yet to get an appointment 😎
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I know it was Marilyn Monroe’s dress btw. But still don’t think that justifies it… if she wanted to pay homage to Marilyn she could’ve had a replica made OR she could’ve lost the weight and just NOT PROMOTED IT. Simple :)
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Heard someone with a heavy D4 accent in UCD say “couples that work in the Big 4 together stay together😎” the other day and yeah I’m so ready to graduate
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Our politicians only delighted that Jess Brennan has given them something to blame COVID outbreaks on that also allows them to take zero blame
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The best thing about the whole “see if she’s all mouth” Love Island debacle is that Maura was finished with what’s his face the minute he said it and she NEVER looked back what an icon
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Three men from Tinder texted me to see if I was safe from the riots last night and two offered me a place to stay 🤘 heroes… selfless kings some might say
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If this has been done already I don’t want to hear about it
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So many men who are in the army are so obsessed w the fact they are in the army. Like why are all your dating app photos and insta photos you in uniform at work? If all my pics were me in an office on a laptop editing an Excel spreadsheet I’d just be a weirdo
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GILETS. How are these serving us? If I’m cold I need sleeves. If I’m not cold I don’t need this layer at all. Absolutely pointless garment
What is your pettiest fashion gripe? I don't mean something super serious and important. Give me PETTY.
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Bad things happen to women and it’s like well why was she walking alone? Why was she in a taxi alone? Why was she out in the world existing as an individual? Until we learn how to TELEPORT we won’t be safe. RIP Ashling Murphy
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I think Irish people would respect influencers (specifically Irish influencers) a lot more if they just held their hands up and owned the fact that they get a lot more for a lot less effort than the average person and just didn’t take themselves so seriously
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I KNOWWWW folklore and evermore were devastating, evermore is literally my fave album hehe I’m just pondering the fact that her breakup songs used to be about HER and now she’s is loooveeeee
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I love Sally Rooney and Sally Rooney-esque books and writing but dear god I wouldn't be able to live inside one. Like why does every party have debates about communism? Why are people drinking and saying words like "ontological" at the same time? I'd throw stones at them
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@fckedurmum420
I hate to say this… I hope I don’t sound ridiculous… but I can’t get into Mitski
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Me @ Eamon Ryan after my 17th unnecessary bus trip of the day
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If you’re like “its just a dress” you’re weird like it’s just a dress TO YOU. Personally weight doesn’t trigger me but I understand it does trigger many people and for those looking up to Kim as an idol could impact them negatively. It’s the bigger picture
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Going on a date but living at home so you have to tell your mother
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Ngl absolutely sickens me seeing influencers get sent to the Eras Tour who have actively said they don’t like/enjoy Taylor before. How greedy to even take it like why tf do you wanna sit at a 3 hour concert for someone you don’t like?? For free drink and good insta pics???
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The feminine urge to buy yourself something absolutely frivolous and ridiculous to relieve the crushing weight of being alive
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The blimp was giving
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My mother (never did her LC, out of education 24 yrs) is doing a level 6 course in work and just asked me would she be arrested if she plagiarised
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What are everyone’s plans for the day? Personally, I’m winning the lotto
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I’m bored….if you were visited by 3 ghost for Christmas who would you want them to be? Lol
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Molly Mae was right, we all have the same 24 hours in a day. Which is why I use the first couple of minutes to complete my daily wordle and the rest to feel crippling sadness
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Pls I’m talking to a lad from Cork and when he said he’s from Cork I said “ah the real capital” and he replied “actually sexy that you said that” hahahahaha why do people from Cork love being from Cork so much
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I didnt include straight cis men in this because they can just go listen to like.... Nickleback or something idk
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Well… maybe the real €19m is the friends we made along the way x
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Remember doing the JC we had an English comprehension about Brenda being chased by bees hahaha hope she comes back tomorrow and the story comes full circle
#LeavingCert
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I got tickets, I’ve unblocked Barry 😄 sorry Barry 😄
Failed at getting Sabrina tickets again so I blocked Barry Keoghan
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The fact that Lauren Hough wrote a book that was being highly reviewed and then got angry over a 4 STAR review and tweeted about it, calling her readers nerds that nobody likes and now her book is rated below 2 stars on Goodreads is so funny
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People putting your vaccination cards up with “who’s kissin”..... it wasn’t covid stopping ye from getting the shift
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Enough books about brunette Trinity girls who come from small countryside towns ‼️‼️ We need more books about brunette UCD girls who come from D4 and go skiing three times a year ‼️‼️ it’s called DIVERSITY look it up
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Why is there a flat fee to see the doctor? I haven’t been able to open my mouth fully in almost two weeks bc jaw problems and the doctor just told me to “try not to think about it”. He did not expend €60 worth of effort
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This app really answers the question “what if we made the commuting experience WORSE?”
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I just agreed to go on a FIRST date and immediately got hit with the “so do you have any interest in booking a hotel?” SORRY WHAT
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Society if these were real
You asked and we listened, introducing the Chicken Fillet Bag-uette! Keep it, and you, fresh.
#ChickenFilletBAGuette
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Every single romantic pairing in Community 😐
whats a ship that pissed you off really badly , im curious to know
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U don't have to be directly telling people to do something to promote it. It can be implicit. We also promote things thru our actions. If I never paid taxes & then came on here to say omg I saved so much money by not paying taxes its safe to assume I'm promoting tax evasion lmao
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SUSI is irrelevant to this whole college fees thing. The point is if a service is being restricted then so should the amount being charged for it. You wouldn’t pay the same for a full colour in the hairdressers as you would for just a trim
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Everyone who liked that tweet… your days are numbered. Two months later and he’s caught me 😖 Mr Cork I am sorry for quoting you verbatim on Twitter
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Little known fact: Phoebe Bridgers wrote the lyric “it’s amazing to me how much you can say when you don’t know what you’re talking about” about the Irish government
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Kneevo being anti cancel culture but trying to get someone thrown out of college is so funny
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Remind me to never get on stan twitter again… some of these replies and qts… my god. It’s just a silly little tweet I hardly even thought about
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^^ for people telling me iTs NoT PrOmoTiOn because she didnt look directly in the camera the office style and say "hey everyone, stop eating!!!". Nuance exists
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I just can’t believe people from Cavan flew Aer Lingus? Thought they’d be more into Ryanair
Cavan Town CCÉ kept
@AerLingus
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I saw a tweet that was like “weirdos laughing at an old fella dying” or something and emmmm idk how to tell you he was not just an old lad from down the road he was a misogynistic racist who was in a postition of power girlie
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Your fella says “all her songs are about her exes” when you tell him you like Taylor Swift
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Just in case anyone takes this seriously and starts trying to catch me in a net like an animal crossing butterfly... I'm obviously JOKING I'm HAPPY FOR THEM ALL. IT IS A JOKE
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Artists don’t owe us sad music and they I also DO NOT WANT them to be sad. It’s just nice to have music to relate to when you are sad 🤷🏼♀️ pls stop reaching I just find it cathartic to listen to sad music
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As if I have to go to UCD tomorrow just to hand a hardcopy of an assignment in. What is this??? The STONE AGES????
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You know what they say: when flirting with all of Irish twitter doesn’t work, go on First Dates
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I genuinely, genuinely hate Twitter. Ppl saying "you do this to fit into a wedding dress", do you buy your wedding dress 3 WEEKS before the wedding? Like it is not the same thing. Experts have stated losing more than 2 lbs a week is unhealthy
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Ed Sheeran has entered into a contractual obligation to appear on the Toy Show whenever needed as reparations for the song Galway Girl
#LateLateToyShow
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I know I’m a loser because when people are talking about Hamilton I assume it’s Alexander and not Lewis
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Most of the lads marrying/kissing Paige and pieing Ekin/Tasha… because being “wifey material” equals being placid and “sweet” and easy to control and if you don’t fit in their box they don’t like itttttt
#LoveIsland
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I was in the middle of putting clothes away when I took these don’t judge me for the mess thanks
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Just want to raise awareness because I never thought this would happen to me. We seldom talk about the risks of keeping an eye out for Selenurrr. I overdid it, I prioritised keeping an eye out for Selenurrr over my own health. And now look. Don’t make the same mistake I did
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