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4 months
'Let My People Go' Checklist: Gaza Edition ⬜️Water Turned to Blood ⬜️Frogs ⬜️Lice or Gnats ⬜️Wild Animals or Flies ⬜️Pestilence on Livestock ⬜️Boils ✅Thunderstorm of Hail and Fire ⬜️Locusts ✅Darkness ⬜️Death of the Firstborn
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@NoContextBrits RT to confuse a Brit
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@asv141 If you think of the things a middle class person with 2 kids would reasonably want: decent house, a modest vacation each year, money for the summer camp/kids karate/hockey/dancing/or whatever, two reliable cars, ok retirement, and so on, $100k a year is not enough.
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@DongJohnsonIV
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@StormIsUponUs Finally. The Storm has come. I can't wait for my family to accept me again.
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@FaganKara @UberFacts Full-time blunt roller probably means you live and eat at Snoop's estate. That's pure disposable income
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@joshtpm People forget also that just because Trump claims to have scored perfectly, it's unlikely he did.
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@DongJohnsonIV
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@SMTuffy It was a good book. Well-written and thought provoking. There are some provocative areas that will poke at your values and assumptions -- but they allowed for me to more easily make sense of what we see in the world today.
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@NFL_Memes Fake and not that funny
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@postsenjoyer Sex, he wants it more . . .
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@NYGDaily Guys, allow me to explain this joke: Aaron Rogers is good. Jordan Love is not very good. It follows that Giants fans want to find ways to disqualify Aaron Rogers from playing.
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@DongJohnsonIV
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@UberFacts Ted Cruz paid for the investigation
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@KellyannePolls Oh, pray do tell us about all the honest people you know.
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@bexone @WillTheLandMan @kingdomofwench Even better. They got experience!
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@notviking Dudes posting their Ls
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@WeWuzBoomers " . . . but your grandma is actually dead."
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@UberFacts Ted Cruz rn
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@BillKristol Woke Bill Kristol strikes again
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@depthsofwiki I see what you did there
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@DongJohnsonIV
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@willmenaker True Story: She snagged one of these during the Civil War
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@RightWingCope @elonmusk This is some left wing cope right here
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@DongJohnsonIV
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@voxdotcom Ok. This is the worst take ever. Now the men's team needs to score 15 points against Andora?
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@DongJohnsonIV
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@SRuhle Because seeking "advice" from Epstein meant seeking his underage prostitutes. This isn't complicated.
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@DongJohnsonIV
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@SRuhle Making Epstein out to be a financial genius basically gave everybody cover.
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@NFL_Memes Photoshop Harambe in there and I will retweet
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@jebbbby For all he knew, it could have been a failed explosive device.
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@DongJohnsonIV
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@MikeDrucker Is he really trying to conflate one's personal growth over an 18 month span with the multi-century historical arc of an institution?
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@neilstrauss If I buy some, it will immediately crash. I don't want to ruin the ride for everybody else.
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@Bodyisturd I mean he changed his mind. It's a low bar, but it's also rare
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@DongJohnsonIV
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@BarakRavid Pretty obvious to me that this was the intention all along. They never claimed that the hospital itself is the base, only that the tunnel infrastructure underneath it is, and we know they aren't going into the tunnels.
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@DongJohnsonIV
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@Noahpinion Having listened to Chapo for the past few months, I can tell you they never once revisited their absolute conviction that being mean online is a successful electoral strategy
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@KellyannePolls @JoeBiden From you, this is gold. You're the queen of whataboutism.
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@DongJohnsonIV
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@SpeakerPelosi @realDonaldTrump Just so much shade in this letter
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@DongJohnsonIV
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@abdallah_fayyad @mattyglesias Can you at least pretend to abide by basic journalistic standards? You cite a number from an unreliable source that you know doesn't distinguish between combatants and non-combatants.
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@DongJohnsonIV
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@Robillard The Dakotas are the same exact state. Identical in every way. In fact, each person in one state has clone in the other. The only difference is the direction the toilets flush in.
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@DongJohnsonIV
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@tomsegura Gotta hear both sides
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@DongJohnsonIV
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@Ocasio2018 @RoKhanna I live in NJ, and I know people in his district. We're sick of this pettiness. @FrankPallone needs to show that he's with the American people or we'll have a surprise for him come primary season.
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@DongJohnsonIV
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@NAChristakis Jesus. It won't make a lick of difference in the long run, but Lord of the Flies is a book sometimes assigned in psychology classes. The group dynamics from the book can be cross-culturally observed.
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@dril This, but unironically
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@RaiTaaj @saigonandy1 @SCHIZO_FREQ tHEy haVE a FIDuCiarY rESPonsIBiLiTy tO tHEiR shAReHOldERS
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@OfficialDaWindy @RVacchianoSNY It's a precaution the same way that putting on a third condom is
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@NFL_Memes Unpopular opinion: Metcalf wouldn't be nearly as productive for most teams in the NFL. He happens to play with the best deep ball passer in the league.
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@AngelaBelcamino I've never felt more cringe
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@JordanUhl It's good
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@ashleyfeinberg @ClintonChanges Tweet Dark Brandon memes
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@DongJohnsonIV
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@sethmoulton We're at the point where I am starting to form a negative impression of every new entrant. I feel like you're burdening me with decision fatigue.
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@DongJohnsonIV
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@felixfromchapo How badly do you want your General Tso's, kitten?
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@DongJohnsonIV
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@RVacchianoSNY Yeah. But who's gonna give him the virus? Home is his safe space
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@JordanUhl All they have is this stupid platform that would greatly expand health coverage. Why are they not also hysterically yelling at random people?
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@DongJohnsonIV
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@yashar Honestly, this is the best thing you can do for a dog: make him feel like he has a purpose. No amount of treats, play or exercise will beat the opportunity to "save" his owner.
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@norsad1717 @NoContextBrits Who wrote this? British dentists? Oh . . .
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@UberFacts The mediating factor is reading at an early age High IQ --> Earlier Reading --> Poor eyesight
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@mattyglesias He has certain gifts that compensate for what most would consider basic incompetence
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@SpeakerRyan The sign of a cursed life is having Paul Ryan call you a personal hero upon your death.
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@grizzrhys @MikeIsaac It's going to be very difficult to prove. For one, the timing makes it pretty obvious that Musk wants to clean house. Two, Musk will have to find some area the execs were negligent in -- and even then, it would need to start in HR. Musk is just trying to save face publicly.
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@Robillard North Dakota and North Carolina are both ranked much higher than their southern neighbors
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@zuza_real @ByYourLogic Just witnessed the realest customer service rep
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@ByYourLogic It's a top 10 music video. And it was important to every Gen Z kid that's never seen a Spike Lee movie.
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@UberFacts For those wondering, the implication here is that the effect of the gravity the moon exerts on earth slows down the earth's rotation.
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@davidfrum Funny how having an aircraft carrier pointed at you changes your tune
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@DrawPlayDave 2020 QB draft class though: 😮 Tua, Hurts, Herbert, Burrow
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@majella1755 @BillKristol He's that cool uncle who's into women's rights and invading Iran
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@charlottew006 @POTUS This is the best use of our defense money. Degrade Russia's military for cents on the dollar
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@TomPhilipson45 "I will need to see randomized evidence" is my new go-to for basically anything I don't feel like doing
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@petridishes "And now in Spanish . . ."
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@PatrickHilsman I missed the part where the Nazis drove in dozens of aid trucks intended to nourish the Jews
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@soulkhan This has some serious "not all Palestinians" vibe. Even if it's only 10% of the population that wants and tries to do actual genocide, that creates a serious impasse.
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@DongJohnsonIV
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@food_blogger @SMTuffy This is such a weak "takedown." At some places, it picks on the book at its least significant moments. Elsewhere, it quibbles with some of Harari's perceived values and opinions. Overall, there are numerous straw men. Some rubbutals merely need to exist to find circulation.
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@yashar In the after math if the Kansas City bombing, the search and rescue dogs became depressed because they couldn't find any survivors, so the handlers had to plant fake survivors to keep their spirits up.
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@NateSilver538 The model is not happy? Give it what it wants
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@JordanUhl A local coronavirus incubation facility, you know, a homeless shelter
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@zedey73561 @NFL_Memes So many people are going to find out where he lives and . . . shake his hand
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@rajat_suresh George W. Bush has a son?
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@jbarro @RameshPonnuru That's a good one. I imagine a scenario in which Trump accidentally ODs on his sleep meds and wakes up at 1 pm
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@WholesomeMeme Dog's name is Hemlo?
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@mattyglesias The subtext here is that Marx is threatened by a competing theory of world order: positive change can be won through means other than proletariat uprisings.
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@officialmcafee Sorry guys. Party's over. Mr. No More Fun just arrived.
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@kenklippenstein They're a godsend for introverts and people making uncomfortable purchases (e.g., yeast infection cream).
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@Politics_Polls Why are you tweeting this "pollster?" Can anyone just sign up to Medium and call themselves a pollster?
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@UberFacts This is the most Canadian thing I've ever read
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@Lamis_Deek Source: trust me brohammad
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@celestevilnueva @POTUS I love how crypto Twitter turned into federal debt concern trolls and Putin apologists.
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@FrankLuntz A well-funded CDC should do this. We shouldn't be reliant on the whims of billionaires
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@Politics_Polls Trump might not have the "numbers," but he will win with the passion of his supporters.
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@kath_krueger @DavidKlion Right. She would have tore up the Iran deal and nominated Bolton.
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@GSElevator The difference is the Biden proposal pays for itself with tax increases
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@yashar I just think about how proud and wanted this dog must have felt over the next few days.
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@JordanUhl I don't get it. Why aren't Kamala Harris and Joe Biden going on a hunger strike for health care?
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@kenklippenstein His first bout of covid ostensibly occurred in January of 2020, when he convinced himself his cold was actually covid
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@PFF It's almost like if you're fast, you have more time to throw
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@ByYourLogic I was told the expected casualty ratio when conducting urban warfare was 5:1 in favor of the defender. Just crazy how the IDF has somehow turned this around into a 1:10 advantage in Apache footage alone.
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@barstoolsports You'd think he'd be able to pronounce the name
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@HouseORisingSun @UberFacts This was my big chance, but I got here too late
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@KevinMKruse Is Ghostbusters not a Bill Murray film?
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@mattyglesias I can't get past how pretentious Marx is: Peasant Lincoln lucked himself into freeing the slaves because America allows for "average persons of goodwill" to do hero's work.
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