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"Do good to others and every man can be a Superman..."
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If only there was a way to measure this and rank teams. Maybe using a points system based on wins, draws and losses.
Are Tottenham 'the best of the rest' after Manchester City?
Here's
@philmcnulty
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State of the third row. Lol.
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I like Richards but here's an example of the disrespect that team gets. It's a bit tongue in cheek so we laugh but there is an element of seriousness to it. Comparing himself to one of England & United's greatest ever RBs, treble winner and a player that captained both. Come on.
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For context, Antony also has 5 goal contributions (3 goals and 2 assists) since January. And he's crap.
🟡⚫️ Jadon Sancho has made it 5 G/A contributions with yesterday's goal after joining Borussia Dortmund in January.
Understand club's plan has not changed; BVB want to try to negotiate with Man United in the summer to keep Sancho at the club.
Not easy; but BVB will try.
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Liverpool should donate the £65m they got for Suarez to anti-racism causes.
Milan should donate the £55m they got for Tonali to gambling addiction charities (same with Toney if Brentford sell).
And so on.
You get the point. It's stupid.
Manchester United are under pressure to donate the £30m transfer fee they received for Mason Greenwood to domestic abuse charities
✍️
@Kat_Lucas_
reports
#MUFC
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Shouldn't Pep have coached Kalvin Phillips to be better than a £50m bench warmer? Shouldn't Klopp have coached Keita to be better than an £55m doorstop? Shouldn't Arteta be coaching Pepe to be more than a £70m ornament?
🤷♂️ 𝗦𝗮𝗺: “If Ten Hag is as good as you make out, shouldn’t he be coaching Maguire?!”
❌ 𝗔𝗹𝗲𝘅: “It clearly hasn’t worked!”
Matterface and Crook clash over if Erik ten Hag has done enough to improve Maguire.
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Southgate's luck had to run out at some point. Seems to always happen against the good teams. Weird that.
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@piersmorgan
@sterling7
@GMB
“Fair hearing” for what? Is he being accused of something? He isn’t on trial and he’s put his point of view across, which many agree with. Someone racially abused him in a football match and you’re saying he should come on your show and defend himself?! Lol.
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Spurs bidding £25m for Martial...the fuck do they think they're gonna get for that...a signed DVD of his debut goal?!
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“It’s only Cardiff”
FUCK OFF YOU MISERABLE CUNT! Have you not watched the absolute dross we’ve had to endure for 5 years. FIVE YEARS!
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Interesting that there’s more coverage about Jose Mourinho’s 4 minute press conference than there is about Hugo Lloris’ drink driving arrest.
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FFS. That loss on Sunday has really scrambled their brains.
Serious question what did Beckham have that Trent doesn’t?🤔
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Alexis Sanchez rejecting City is so out of character. Watching the likes of Richard Dunne, Steve Lomas, Niall Quinn & Paul Dickov was the reason he got into football in the first place. Now he's betraying all of that to go to some unknown club *just* for the money. Disgraceful.
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Fergie started managing in 1974. By 1983 he had broken up the Old Firm, won two Scottish cups, the Cup Winners Cup beating Real in the final ( Bayern in the quarters) & the European Super cup. Klopp started in 2001. By 2010 his biggest achievement was 3rd place in the B'Liga 2.
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Thoughts:
1. De Gea is the best GK in the world..no doubt.
2. Pogba is the best CM in the PL. Yes...he got a red but his influence is immeasurable.
3. Granit Xhaka is shit.
4. Tony Valencia is a steam train (ok..we already knew this but worth reiterating)!
5. I love this game!!!
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He was laughing. And it's just some banter / mind games during a pre-season game. You lot just like to overreact to everything. See also the reaction to Rashford missing a couple of chances. Grow up.
Am I the only one, who thinks that Onana is a f*cking embarrassment for us?
#ManchesterUnited
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Just a reminder that Liverpool would’ve won the league had they beaten this United team at Old Trafford.
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“Mountains are there to be climbed, aren’t they?”
Yes they are, Ole; yes they are.
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United received 3 penalties in the PL last season. No club received fewer. 2 at home and 1 away.
But we wouldn't want to let facts get in the way of your small club victim mentality, eh?
@T5Gal
@StretfordPost
Not a chance. Refs only award pens like that to big six clubs. Have you not noticed? Esp Man U at OT. That’s the whole objection.
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Sancho has an incredible PR team.
- 6 goals & assists in 22 appearances.
-Completed 90 mins 4 times.
Most recent goal contributions:
- goal vs Leipzig in a 4-1 loss.
- assist to make it 3-0 vs Darmstadt.
No goals / assists in the CL semis or quarters.
#RoadToRedemption
Ostracised by Man Utd and revived by Borussia Dortmund, Jadon Sancho’s road to redemption has taken him the brink of Champions League glory
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Kompany is so ambitious that he will go on to be “President of Africa” says Craig Bellamy, who presumably knows that the City captain is Belgian but feels that for some reason he will pursue a career in politics aiming for a new position to be created for him by the continent.
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This tweet is four years old.
Hey remember when we were all fed up with Valencia and Young as wingers and then 2 years later they were still playing except at full-back
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Lol. Whatever happens tonight he was supported & given plenty of chances at United. He arrived unfit & he never worked hard enough to get himself to an elite level; which shows disrespect to the club, the manager & the fans. No idea why some United fans defend him, tbh.
Gonna be tough to watch if Sancho scores a goal in a Champions League final not in a United shirt.
#MUFC
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Amazing how Walker gets faster as he gets older. Must be all that yoga.
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"Silly games"?
Made a bid. It was rejected. Made another, higher bid. It was rejected. Decided to move on as Everton's valuation was too high. All clubs behaved normally. Nothing silly about it.
Leny Yoro transfer vindicates Everton as Manchester United have played silly games with Jarrad Branthwaite and the Blues
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Presumably the stadium was so empty tonight because the majority of fans are still at Wembley waving their flags.
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Love how whenever Tony Marshall scored there's always a defender collapsed in a heap cos his head's been twisted in 12 different directions.
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Remember when people were giving him stick for celebrating when he scored the winning penalty in the semi final? Dickheads.
This is what it means to win your first trophy in your first season at Manchester United
Rasmus Hojlund 👏
#FACupFinal
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#EmiratesFACup
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#MCIMUN
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I don't think I've ever seen a reaction to a transfer quite as bizarre as non-United fans reacting to the Yoro transfer.
- Everton fans upset we didn't buy their best player.
- Newcastle fans piping up about Ratcliffe.
- Villa fans also getting involved for some reason.
Why?!
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Ten Hag has a lot to answer for. Why do we look unfit? Both matches we've played and we're nowhere near the intensity of the opposition. It's not passion or desire or some other vague concept. It's fitness and conditioning.
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Are we forgetting Chelsea & United in the late 2000s? They appeared in 4 out of 5 CL finals, playing each other in one of them. And between them they won every title from 2005 to 2011, with the other club runner up (except '09 when LFC came 2nd). That's pretty dominant. FACT!!!
Liverpool & Man City have been the two best teams in Europe for a good few years of this rivalry, we’ve never had that before in the PL, FACT!
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Why the fuck are Yeovil fans booing Sanchez?! Weirdos. Thing is...I'm so petty that if I were Sanchez I'd buy them using a shell corporation and liquidate the club.
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Could trap a meteorite
Name a player with better Chest Control than Reece James. We’ll wait… 😮💨
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Arsenal fans are an odd bunch. Objectively had a worse season than United but mocking it?! I took my 7 yr old son to a cup final at Wembley & he watched his idols lift a trophy. I wouldn't swap that for "putting the pressure on" for the majority of the season before bottling it.
If they add Onana after signing Mason Mount, I don't think anyone is stopping them from defending their Carabao Cup next season.
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Lukaku has deservedly got a lot of criticism this season but boy has he stepped up at the right time. He’s been aware, alert, quick off the mark, aggressive and clinical; especially tonight. Brilliant so far. Another couple in the second half please big guy! ;-)
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Imagine what a proactive manager might do with the likes of Pogba, Sanchez, Martial, Rashford, Mata. We know they have quality in them. We’ve seen it! There’s pace, guile, movement & goals in there but Jose has sucked the life out of almost all of them. So depressing.
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Lukaku needs to be hooked and dropped. And Sanchez. Get martial in the side. Lingard back in. Pereira and Dalot for Matic and Valencia respectively. At least the younger players will have youthful enthusiasm. Look at Shaw and Rashford. At least there’s no shortage of effort.
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"We only protest when we're losing."
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Two of those are from this month (one hasn't even signed yet) so he can't exactly have won anything with them. Also...I can play the same game:
Mac Alister 75m
Szoboszlai 100m
Nunez 100m
Gakpo 75m
Carvalho 20m
Diaz 80m
Konate 65m
Jota 65m
Thiago 50m
Tsimikas 25m
Total: 655m
Onana 60mil
Mount 65mil
Hojlund 70mil
Casemiro 70mil
Antony 100mil
Martinez 60mil
Malacia 15mil
= 440 million.
So let me ask a question, what is the excuse for this shameless club? They have no Ucl in 16 years, no pl in 11 years, but hey
Seven hag is doing miracles👋😭💀
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Gotta admire Chelsea’s commitment to the “Anybody but Liverpool” cause. Taking one for the team here.
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This guys doesn’t half piss people off. Lingard celebration thread just to further add to the rage...
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Boring & lazy "journalism" / "punditry":
- Hojlund was £60m + add ons
- Wages around a quarter of Kane's
- The price for United would have been £10m-£15m more, at least
- So the difference in financials (which is MASSIVE) is why we didn't get involved beyond an initial enquiry
🗣️ “I’m surprised by Manchester United. They go and pay £75m for Rasmus Højlund - Go and pay another £25m for Harry Kane?”
Michael Dawson says Manchester United should have made a move for Harry Kane. 💰
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Diego Costa is openly mocking his club & manager, with Cesc laughing along, yet CFC fans are more concerned with ridiculing Lukaku. Strange.
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This is why PSG man marked and doubled up on Paul Pogba. Stop him and you stop United. Absolutely sensational tonight, again. Love him. What a player he is.
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Not sure why I've seen people (including United "fans") calling Hojlund "pathetic" for celebrating scoring the winning penalty that takes him through to his first final for United in his first season at the club at 21 yrs old. In fact his first senior cup final as a professional.
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Arm / hand stops the ball from getting to our striker. It's a penalty. Everyone can see it. What is wrong with these refs?
@premierleague
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Sports writer who doesn't understand sport.
Nothing illustrates Manchester United's fall better than celebrating an FA Cup quarter-final as if a Champions League.
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Naby Keita is probably a good footballer but it’s fun to take the piss out of him cos almost every single Liverool fan I know spent half a season telling us he’s better than World Cup winning Paul Pogba when he’s barely been better than Djemba-Djemba.
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Let me introduce you to who we bought to replace arguably the greatest player of all time.
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Smalling moves like C3P0 when he’s getting into position to make a pass.
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Barcelona will react with a bid for Ashley Young.
Real Madrid are reportedly interested in Mohamed Salah, with Spanish newspapers saying a price has been set.
🗞️ Gossip:
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Lol. Arsenal fans spent a good few days crying about Martinez, ignoring the fact that their players were hacking away at our youngsters and now the Arsenal team have been called out.
Xavi: "The intensity that Arsenal put was not normal. Too much fouls for a friendly."
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Juventus defend desperately after going up against Spurs and they’re lauded. United contain and restrict Liverpool to pot shots and we’re “hanging on”. Fuck off. They created very little in terms of chances even if they created a lot of pressure.
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🔵 The financial doping / "irregularities"
🔵 The 115 charges
🔵 The specialist "medical" team
🔵 The soulless football
🔵 The manager who calls his own fans crap
🔵The owner who never attends games
🔵 The successful sportswashing
🔵 The desperate rallying cry
🔵 The siege mentality
🔵 The system switch
🔵 The winter of discontent
🔵 The bold calls
🔵 The goal machine
How
#MCFC
won a fifth Premier League title in six seasons
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Once Laporte completes his move to City, Pep will have spent almost as much on defensive players alone as United have done in total.
Laporte, Stones, Danilo, Mendy, Walker, Ederson, Bravo: ~£270m
United total under Jose: ~£300m
Imagine if they weren’t restrained by budget!
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City quietly spending over €230m after winning a treble. Adding the fella who repeatedly ran through our midfield at will on the opening day. While we're sat here wondering who we're gonna get on loan.
#MCFC
have reached €55m verbal agreement with Wolves for Matheus Nunes. Tommy Doyle is joining Wolves on loan from City. Wolves valued him at c£15m so feel option to buy at £5m is very good business. City have a 50pc sell on fee on Doyle
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Ashley Young made player of the season contender Salah look like a fucking amateur & people are going on about us hanging on?! Fuck off! Our defence had two converted wingers in it & still kept this much lauded Liverpool attack quiet. Our best defender even gave them a goal ffs.
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Carragher insulting Chelsea by saying they’ve turned into Arsenal is actually elite level trolling. Abuse two fan bases at the same time; maximising his screen time! Genius.
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Makes a mistake, apologises, learns from it and everyone moves on.
Hmmm....almost like behaving maturely helps to resolve things better than throwing your toys out of the pram.
Not that I'm referring to anyone specific.
🚨🚨🎙️| Erik ten Hag: “Alejandro [Garnacho] is a young player and has to learn a lot. He apologised for it [liking social media post criticising Ten Hag] and after that we move on.”
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Never forget that Arsenal are just renting the Emirates from Jesse Lingard.
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Replay the game.
What clown is bringing a laser into the ground?… Genuinely no need for this.
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United in 1999?!
We weren't at our best in the final but we were the best in Europe that season.
- Lost 4 games all season.
- Unbeaten from 19 Dec onwards.
- Unbeaten in the CL all season playing Barca, Bayern, Inter, Juve.
That team continues to be disrespected like no other.
If England ‘filth’ it to Euro 2024 win they won’t be the first to do so
From Manchester United in 1999 to Liverpool’s miracle of Istanbul and Chelsea in 2012, the game’s biggest trophies don’t always go to those who deserve it most
✍️Martin Samuel⬇️
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Nobody will ever be able to explain to me how Fellaini started tonight. After months out injured he’s thrown in for a key knockout match. Why?
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Mkhitaryan now needs two more assists to match the great Phillipe Coutinho's best ever assist tally in a PL season. After 3 appearances.
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@Top5DOA
@ravngsofamadman
@CamoDaz
@kyalbr
@meekakitty
That was the best bit. Verbally bitch slapped her back to talking about fashion, the actual reason she was there. "Oh...good answer. I feel dumb. And now tell us about your fashion show."
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I see Ashley Young gave Mo Salah permission to play out with his mates today.
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Fuck sake. Every single time those dickheads get remotely close to a significant trophy we’re told that all football fans should celebrate if they win it. Get fucked,
@henrywinter
. Literally no fan of any other club wants them to win it exactly because of shit like this.
"Ignore the tribal screams; Liverpool should be seen as a model club in many ways."
Every supporter should celebrate if Liverpool triumph,
@henrywinter
writes
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Souness is hilarious. Goes from rating Spurs for top 4 because of "one reason and one reason only...Harry Kane's goals" and then goes on to say United are a bit dodgy because they're over reliant on Rashford's goals. "If he's injured...United are in trouble". Idiot.
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Rashford has been in very good form for the last two or three months but has added some unreal finishing in the last few weeks. On this form the likes of Lukaku and Sanchez better get used to the bench. Wonderful stuff.
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McTominay has been quietly efficient with his defensive work today. Solid performance so far. Very inpressive from someone so young in such a huge match.
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It's like Ten Hag has used this game to allow players to dig their own graves. Fred, Malacia, Weghorst, Martial all awful..
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"Special Genetics"
🚨 Pep Guardiola: “The doctor said that Kyle Walker will not be ready to play against Real Madrid next week”.
“But, Kyle is Kyle… and he has special genetics. The doctor said it was quite serious. But Kyle is Kyle!”.
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No need to sell unless there's a good offer. £30m minimum. He's good enough to justify that price considering the money being paid for players now. Brazil international, won multiple trophies, lots of experience and i'd rather keep him than sell for £5m. Makes no sense.
Galatasaray offered €5/6m for Fred. Manchester United rejected. [
@FabrizioRomano
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@UnitedStandMUFC
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Berbatov on the barge by Bailly:
“The attacker needs to hit the gym...If a defender did that to me he will fall over not me.”
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They were absolutely gagging to disallow that. Desperate. What happened to clear and obvious?! Ten Hag needs to fucking lay into these refs. Put some pressure on like Klopp and Pep and others.
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Wait...there are actually people claiming that Sancho's shot wasn't on target?! Seen a few people tweeting similar. Someone explain how this video could be interpreted as a shot off target! Crazy.
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Some aren’t but I’m excited for the new season. Pogba, Lukaku, Rashford, Lingard all on World Cup highs. Sanchez well rested & raring to go. Fred buzzing about & Herrera raking shins. De Gea his usual imperious self. Pereira looking to impress. There’s a lot to look forward to.
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At least we’re now universally in agreement that we like the manager. First time since Fergie retired that we’ve been able to say that.
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Jose is yet to spend £100m on a player. In fact there have only been three £100m player transfers so far, all involving Barcelona. But “Mea que un club” and all that shite.
United starlets have tough task on their hands to prove Mourinho doesn't have to make any more £100m signings
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Given the level of abuse Lukaku has received in recent weeks on twitter & wider sports media, it's only fair to highlight how fucking shit Morata was today. Leaden footed, poor movement, poor touches, misplaced passes & poor finishing. At least Lukaku has been picking up assists.
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Yet Pogba gets pelters if he doesn’t score from the half way line in every match.
Carragher: "This thing about Van Dijk coming in and will fix this problem is absolute nonsense. The idea that one player will come in and everything is fixed, he's only one player."
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Looks like he thinks he’s a United player doing a television interview during a charity match hosted by the club he plays for. The bastard.
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Is this a joke? Consistency isn’t just based on game to game performances but also season to season at the highest level. How you can put Van Dijk (one season at the top level) in the same sentence as Messi (entire career at the top) is beyond me! The delusion is strong.
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Beating Spurs with a clean sheet & giving up only one clear cut chance looks like a decent result right about now, doesn't it?!
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Am I going to watch the highlights even though I watched the full match? Yes...yes I am. Also...I’ll be watching the recorded highlights tomorrow as well.
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Mourinho giving minutes to Rashford, Lingard, Mctominay, Tuanzebe, Gomes & Pereira this season. Doesn't play youth though.
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I’m gonna say it....This is worse than under Moyes. And it’s not even close.
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Absolutely astounding performance. Shoutout to the defence in that second half. Fucking rock solid!!
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Love Ole. Every United fan does. But don’t let it distract you from the incompetence at the club. I believe this is in part an appointment designed to take some heat away from them. I’ll cheer on Ole but the glazers and Woodward can get fucked.
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