Captain Solo
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Mulishani innit? Incoherent ramblings of a perma-fatigued millennial. 🇿🇲➡️🌏
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You age gracefully when your heart is filled with nothing but hate. ❤️.
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@BarackObama The Obama administration dropped 26,171 bombs (drone or otherwise) across 7 countries: Syria, Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya, Yemen, Somalia & Pakistan. The U.S., in cooperation with its allies including the Afghan government, killed 582 civilians on average annually from 2007 to 2016.
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@Chrisstirland03 @paddypower United 4 nil down at halftime vs Liverpool and Ariana Grande comes to sing Into You 😂😂😂.
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Lungu lost his job and Esther dipped. A true Lusaka baddie.
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Stop ducking real challenges and come coach Zambia then you coward.
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Me supporting Brighton, Leicester and Manchester United next season.
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Macky 2: "I'm retiring after this album. Macky 2 on the album: "They thought we left but we're just getting started.".
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Mans selling the Ludacris barbershop pictures does not care about your Bugatti 😂😂
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If she built Daka she can build another. FAZ need to get in touch. The national team could use the help.
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@whale_ginger @Peachedcrane @Chillout_Kayno @newtlehead @MegaAwooga @AyyyElmio @cringestposts Allow it.
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A Pimp named Slickback.
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Facebook is basically Mutale Mwanza, Yo Maps, Nudes, Chellah Tukuta, Miles Sampa, SMAZ, Hide my ID.
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My Dad: It's 19 hrs, bikapo news. The News: President Ed-. My Dad: Bwesha kuli ba Arsenal.
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This Zambian Kevin Hart look alike is the best thing you'll watch today.
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Aquaman trying to save ba SDA for the 3rd time in a month.
Imagine we had Superheroes in Zambia.
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ECL is probably watching the budget presentation and saying "Ndiye ma President aya.".
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Zambia is now selling electricity to Zimbabwe. Any claims on the Mosi-oa-Tunya will now be met with immediate and uninterrupted loadshedding. Management.
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By now ECL would have secured a loan to import electricity with the Vic Falls & Muzala as collateral even though we couldn't possibly pay it and would 100% default. He had a heart for the people that one. My goat 🙌🏾 ❤️.
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Andrew Teti.
STOP SIMPING ‼️.Test Footage of the Men's Conference podcast
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Can anyone pinpoint the exact moment when the world started to go to shit?.
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HH sneaking in Sylvia Masebo as health minister while the country watches football.
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Monthend you gotta put her salary in there since she wants to move mad.
My maid really finishes my energy 😭 why would she leave my spare house keys inside the hollow part of the fucking wall fence.
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Lions are considered the most dangerous apex predators however recent studies have shown that in Zambia they rank second behind an overlooked new predator, the traffic police. Here they are pictured in their natural habitat, camouflaged and ready to pounce. Lobe.
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I know our huns have tummies but calling them hippos?.
Zambia has the highest population of hippos in the world with 40,000.
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Côte d'Ivoire are not ready for the fallopian tube formation tonight. 🙌🏾
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CBU fish saw the Dollar at K20 and said nuh fam I'm done with y'all.
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name a famous historic battle.
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6 points pa G12.Get into CBU but preferably UNZA.Get a decent paying job preferably in Govt.Buy a plot and car.Marraige.Make your parents grandparents plus get a ka dependant from some distant cousin you've never met.Start a family.Get your pension and retire to some farm. Die.
What IS the Zambian dream really?.
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Have you tried sitting in a car?.
I can’t believe this is happening to me 😩why did she have to do me like this ?? I’m about to throw hands !. Do any of you know anyone who can do this or /lemonade braids in Lsk ?
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In Uganda, half of the electricity generated is unused.
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🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
Name a celebrity who’s been fine af your whole life 👀.
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Serie A MVP - Dybala. Juventus MVP - Ronaldo. Dybala best in the league but not for his club.
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Eish, too bad. Unrelated, in which area?.
started my day by dropping a K1000. It's gonna be a long day ! 😔.
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Problem you're pushing 30 and afraid of tweeting your mind because 22 year old Cathy and her friends in 2nd year at UNZA may cancel you.
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The year is 2045. The PF are still in power. Veteran pilot Kalenga Kamwendo just turned 21. Loadshedding is at 48 hrs a day. We're at war with Zimbabwe over the Victoria Falls. HH just lost another election. Mealie meal costs more than copper. Kopala is declared a country.
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At least there's one person in this country that can sing "I woke up in a new Bugatti" and not be lying.
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Zambia Police trying to stop a pitch invader during the final.
What if Zambia holds a world cup ?.
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You'd be 2 days away from the bailiffs banging on your door and she'd be talking about this new restaurant you should try.
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"God made man, talandile ati kabiye Ku University.". - Dandy Krazy.
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Seeing Twitter folk in person always boosts my self-esteem because y'all ain't happening in person.
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Imagine being punched so hard your first thought is "Hmmm, bushe mwanakashi uyu?".
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Imagine being beaten by ba ZAWA elo ninshi kale walilepo nenama.
Inspector General of Police, Kakoma Kanganja has announced that the Zambia Police service will be assisted by officers from the Zambia Wildlife Authority, Zambia Correctional Services & the Army during the August 12 elections. #EveryVoteCounts .#OpenParlyZED
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Pa Zed our ability to see the humour in any situation is unmatched. I'm rolling 😂😂😂
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She's a real hater and I respect that. Don't let them get anywhere near your scones.
I find it quite interesting that majority of the applications I received were from people that continually drag me any chance they get and celebrate when I’m getting “cooked”. What made you think I’d hire you or that I’d forget? No amount of skill will make me overlook that 😊.
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Maradona's last words are rumoured to have been "Register to vote.".
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@TilkaPaljkOly Naiwe get your priorities straight, albinos are getting attacked and you're on a date?
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All birds are hoes you dig?.
Any body to break this down for me please??
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Somebody said Bowman's CV has more hobbies than qualifications and i just-.
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"Corruption is like a pimple on your face.". - Iris (2020).
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Parmalat are closing their Zambian manufacturing plant?. Scenes.
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Audio tweets by Lusaka huns gonna be like;. ''Well uhm, i feel like literally, it's like you know. Basically so yeah.''.
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From cuffing to cuffed.
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Zambia, Angola, South Africa & Zimbabwe have all secured AFCON qualification. SADC is back up. 👌🏾.
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What did you expect? An infinity gauntlet?😂.
It's a briefcase?.
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One of the greatest players of our generation and Neymar.
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Patson Daka can't come straight back into the squad. Kennedy Musonda has earned his spot.
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Barbara with 3 goals for the $3 billion we owe the Chinese.
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"I'm a non-smoker except for shisha.". Shisha ni katapa?.
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Yeah, I was really up at midnight wondering if the PR Girls get laid. Finally some peace of mind.
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@Maraculousness @Akende__ Of all the black people you're gonna go back in time to save a white man?
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Me as a lawyer going to buy a Mercedes Benz just to annoy Laura Miti.
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Ku NORTEC mans left his beans on the stove when it was almost ready so he could get some tomatoes. Came back and found his beans gone naba mutekelapo na imbi 😂.
Staying at a boarding house che. An ohn has tyakuladi my nshima thinking its his 💀.
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