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My mother won the LUNDAZI CENTRAL MP seat by a LANDSLIDE VICTORY 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
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MY BEST FRIEND
@ChoolweChizyuka
JUST GOT TOP STUDENT IN HER ACCA EXAM IN ZAMBIA AND
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IN THE WORLD!!!!!! IDK IF YOU PPL ARE UNDERSTANDING THAT I SAID TOP IN THE COUNTRY LIKE ZAMBIA YONSE AND 27 IN THE WORLD LIKE ICHALO CHONSE!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
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Both my parents in Parliament 😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌 it's the Double Kolopa for me 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
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I AM OFFICIALLY A DOCTOR! 🎉
It's 10 days till I'm done with school 😭 can't wait to quote this tweet with "I am officially a Doctor! 🎉"
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No because why am I so stunning????? Am I a food group? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭KALENGA KAMWENDO!!!!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍
@KalengaKamwendo
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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When we were decking. I remember screaming my salary look what you have done 😭😭😭😭😅😅😅
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Congratulations to me for gradiating as a Doctor lelo 😅😅😅 I'm really that 3 degrees having peng ting. Lesa mukulu ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Someone walked into my lab and said can I speak to the gentleman in charge. It is me. I am to the gentleman in charge.
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My boyfriend doesn't have a degree and I have 3, he makes more money than me and has a better work schedule 🥲😂 maybe ppl without "education" are the ones who should be asking us bene "Bachelor's degree" to pull up our socks 💀💀💀
Do you consider the level of education when you're choosing a partner? 👀
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The year I've had; lost my dad, lost my best friend (she didn't die), then lost my baby and with her, lost my will to live, but I kept waking up and showing up.
Today; I got my second BSc and I can't tell you the way I actually feel.
Ain't God good and aren't I great! 😭😭😭😭
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My husband has sent me lunch money 🥰 I’m at home 😂 I don’t work 😂 marrying for money >>>>> 😂
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Akasabula!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Is it showing that side that I'm a doctor!!!!!!!
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So by the end of the year I'll be part of landlord Twitter? The discipline it's taken me to not post any progress! But nah fam 4 houses at once 😭 its taken God and my mother pushing me. My houses gonna be fly too! Respect me I could be your landlord!
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My mother says "Have your own money. That's going to save you from tolerating a lot of abuse."
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I asked for a new job a month ago, lelo I'm handing in my letter at my old job. 🥺 God is faithful ❤️
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I stan because y'all really think feminists aren't riding raw dicks into the sunset after the twars
Nigerians react as feminist, Grace Ajilore announces she is pregnant
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It it with pleasure that I’d like to announce your official release from the shackles of this ka android 😂🤣
@KalengaKamwendo
happy Pre birthday big boss ❤️❤️❤️
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I really made the most beautiful baby boy in the world 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 I am HIM 😭
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😭😭😭😭😭 y’all probably sick of me by now but like!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 just look at it!!!!!!!
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭KALENGA KAMWENDO!!!!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍
@KalengaKamwendo
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Being able to send my mother money because my little business with all your big support is bearing fruit 🥺🙏🏾 God is good 😭
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Don't date your "fans" guys 💀 anyone too eager or excited about you probably doesn't see you as a real human being, only what they imagine you to be. Don't date such ppl no matter how much they like you ❤️
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Me carrying myself through all the hard times of adulting coz humans are unreliable and I can only depend on myself
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Lusaka girls I'm so happy you refuse to date broke men 😌😌 please continue!!! Nangu kwanu wadya nsima na salt don't let someone's detty son tell you you don't deserve Soft life from them. They must go date their type!!
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Competing with people who voted for Chiluba 😭
You’re in your twenties trying to have everything 40 year olds have
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My mum always won but this year I've pulad a mimba 😂😂😂 poor woman
Black family gatherings are lowkey meetings to see whose kid is doing better.
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Next year gonna be grand! Third degree and finally in MBChB 😭, new home owner, no kids, no man, no AIDS, I might fuck around and even get a flat tummy again! And I'm fixing my Jeep! 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾 You people are not even ready for my flex 😅
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Self care is also being able to acknowledge that you're not okay or things are bad. Not just bubblebaths and quotes. It's being able to identify when there's an issue and being able to get the help that you need. It's unglamorous but it's the highest key!!!
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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I’ve taken this flirting thing too far! Happy Birthday Baby ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
@FMwenge
honorary member sir I have a few questions. Where do I buy the plates? Who takes them to her family for me? Do I take the cows same day as the plates? Looking forward to your timely response!
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So obsessed with this chrome 😍😍 my natural nails are giving!!!
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Got my practicing license yesterday. 🥺🤧 Pray for my new job please 🙏🏾
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I cannot stress enough how much harder it would have been without you
@lona272
Congratulations to us babe ❤️ I love you so much Doc ❤️
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Guess who is DONE with IMED!!!! 💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾
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She can come to Zambia, we welcome illuminati here, I mean whatever demons she brings can't be worse that the one's running the place.
Rihanna 'not welcome in Senegal' religious groups say ahead of her visit tomorrow.
They accuse her of being a member of the so-called Illuminati.
Such claims about Rihanna's beliefs have been dismissed as outlandish by her musical collaborators.
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I just been promoted 😍🙌🙌🙌🙌🎉🎉🎉🎉 another W before the year closes 💃💃💃💃💃
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Tables turn fast ai 😂 last Monday I was mu relationship this Monday I've been blocked 💀💀💀💀
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A wife, a baddie, a sister, a lawyer, a friend. The list is endless! You are endlessly loving, beautiful and smart. I'm so proud of you and I love you with all my heart ❤️ Happy Birthday to you my baby sister 🎂🎉🎈
@TapiwaNkaka
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🥳🥳🥳
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My daddy should have never died 😩 there are days bruh 😭😭😭
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I didn’t marry a quitter please organize yourself daddy
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If a man tells you to go with the flow flow into another man's arms please I'm begging you 🙏🏾🤗
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Temwanani double degree holder, Bachelor's of Biomedical Science majors in Neuroscience and Physiology, Bachelor's of human biology 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Honestly get you a man that was raised on the Copperbelt
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This is a wild way to find out 😂 can’t I just check how he treats waiters and other support staff?
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BEAUTIFUL BABY SISTER
@so_mustache
where is that Zambian are 🔥 thread here is a Bemba + Tumbuka babe! Serving looks, drip and ALL sauce! I LOVE YOU 22 ❤❤❤❤❤🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈
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Also umuntu ku clear! 🎊🎊🎊 I'm excelling! Year 6! 💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾
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My man charges my phone for me ubushiku 😅 I sleep on 9% I wake up on 100% ☺️
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Please ladies, leave. Anything, the smallest thing, leave. Kalikonse, just leave. If he even tries to explain why, leave. Don't even stay to explain yourself or have the fight. Enda chabe kunyumba. That man knew exactly what TF he be doing! Men have insight. He knows. Just leave.
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If as a nation we've adopted KBL I love it for us 🤧🔥🔥🔥
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But having an IST is wild 🙃 they really carried my car out of the parking space because some asshole with a mini cooper blocked me 😭
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I can't tell you people how many times in the last 5 years I've bought Vitamin B Complex (it's K5) for a patient because they genuinely couldn't afford it, or given someone transport money to go back home from the hospital. VOTE WISELY!!!!
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It's my birthday 🎉 but also induction day 🎈 I exist in excess of my anguish. 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 Thank you Lord ❣️
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I literally just tell him what I have going, on big or small and let him know to add it to his budget 🫶🏾 it’s important to date ppl with money who adore you and want to make your life easier 🤌🏾
the girlies that know how to ask need to drop a tutorial.😭
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SBWL looking like the donut after fornication 🥺
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I'm in a relationship now 😂😂😂😂🎈🎈🎈🎉🎉 wait for my not all men tweets you guys 😂😂😂
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Zambia has the highest rate of Gender Based Violence in this part of Africa. In the hospital, if a woman comes with pain related issues, we are required to ask her if she has been hit by bf/spouse recently. REQUIRED. That's how often it is. Like malaria. We have to rule it out.
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Someone's mother just stopped me in the hospital while I was talking to a patient to ask me to pull my dress down. A dress I have owned since March, a dress whose length I'm well aware of. A dress my boss said nothing about. A dress I consciously chose to wear. Control your mums!
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I REALLY WENT AND BECAME DOCTOR CHANDA EMILY TEMWANANI BWALYA NKAKA 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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As we celebrate Intl women's day, let's be reminded what women are not: Bob the Builder, Booboo the Fool, Ariel from Little Mermaid, Your therapist, Restaurants, Cum Buckets, Punching bags, your Salvation. WOMEN ARE HUMANS, and that's enough. Thanks for coming to my ted talk. 🤗
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Guys buy Lingerie from me!!!! Don't say I didn't put you on. The gents are enjoying. In fact gents buy your girl(s) 😂 stuff from
@LingerieHavenZM
on IG, the quality is 👌🏾 and TBH I'm getting high off my own stash, its so🔥 New stock on Wednesday but these two are still available
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“I have heard your prayers and seen your tears, I will heal you.” - 2 Kings 20:5
does anyone have any useful sentences that will change my life immediately upon being read?
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Final year!!! 💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾
I can't wait to post my 6th year transcript with the caption "final year!!!💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾" 😭 pray with me. Pray for me.
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As someone who works in a hospital, as someone with somewhat of an education on the matter I'm just here to say, ABORTION IS FREE AND LEGAL in Zambian govt health institutions, don't die at home because you were scared to go. We don't judge, we don't scold, come get your ToP.
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Ndiwakulekafye please!!!
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When will the hate of impwa end? We are tired. Ma taste buds yanu yakali mu precolonial times we get it
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2021 not for begging. You can go as quickly as you came. 🤗
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Giving men false hope 😂
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Today marks 100 more days of MEDICAL SCHOOL 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Lesa MUKULU 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾 I am really seeing the goodness of the Lord in the land of the living 😭😭😭😭 start the count down please.
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My husband always gives me something new to love about him. I’m never bored. Truly my best friend ❤️
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Plz refrain from using "Men are trash" to describe your personal disappointment in niggas that don't like you or dribbled you, that's why it's not taken seriously. Okay that's all.
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So my workmate is marrying his gf because he says there's a richer guy who has been hitting on her and he can't allow that so he has proposed before she can get any funny ideas 😂😂😂😂😂 Zambian men 🤗
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Did you not hear me? I said my sister
@so_mustache
is an Advocate of the High Court of Zambia!!!!!!!!! 💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾
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I like being asked "will you be my girlfriend" not fye ati we cool, we click, we chill, fyooooooo chikala
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I have learnt that people can love you and take care of you for selfish reasons, I have also learnt that there is a love that exceeds this one, one that is selfless, a love that allows you to let people you love go because you know you can't be what they need. That love is >>>>>>
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Dreams can be whatever people want them to be, including orgasms that come with a credit alert
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My son smiles in his sleep and it’s the most adorable thing ever 😭🥹
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Men think having sex with you takes away your worth. Like when you remove your clothes you remove your worth too. Lol
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Lundazi's first female MP 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥳🥳🥳🥳🎉🎉🎉🎉 I am soooooooo proud of her 😭😭😭😭😭
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Ex boyfriends really just be providing the damn clothes for this weather, thanks for the hoodies and t shirts bafikala, God bless.
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