Balling & Biskuits
@Djarmstead22
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chef //food and talk about R&B Yea I’m bald Ig:dj_armstead a nigga 28
Chicago
Joined January 2016
can the female character in new GTA pick up prostitutes.
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The only true king of comedy
If Bernie Mac was on earth rn boy it’s a lot of niggas that would be in trouble I’m telling ya.
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Actually it’s him he top 3
Rewatching the game Malick and Jason still the funniest niggas and Tasha Mack.
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Literally made his career
don’t let Caleon Fox step in the room….
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When the beat change>>>>
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Bryson had Niggas walking around with this gear dog
Trapsoul came out 9 years ago LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
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Re watching yu gi oh these niggas just gambling addicts.
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I still don’t know who he was dissing but this the funniest one
What are the best sneak diss lines in hip hop history ?.
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You don’t know ball
So I’ve been rewatching Avatar The Last Airbender & airbending is honestly the weakest out of all 4 elements. Kinda understand why Aang the only one left….
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Not fast and furious but sane universe the rock is just very unserious nigga
What was the moment Fast and the Furious abandoned reality? I was trying to think of the exact point.
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funniest shit ever was peter gunz on cheaters & a nigga recognizing him and telling him he was a cheater too so he couldn’t talk LMFAAAOOOO.
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Also he’s been sober which is also good to see he got better.
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@LooseFurs That brother was a real geekier but glad he’s better stepped away from the perks.
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Who is this white women ????
Sydney Agudong has been cast as Nani in Disney’s live-action adaptation of ‘LILO & STITCH.’.
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Ain’t you the women that fucked that man mom ??.
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Like fam he pulled out a gun like it was a dice game
Re watching yu gi oh these niggas just gambling addicts.
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All this tweet is telling me you ain’t no real milker
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They said real rap was dead but it been here
Them Detroit rappers let the beat run for 17 minutes straight no hook no chorus just rapping LMAOOO.
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If them air bending niggas wasn’t monks I promise you them niggas would been doing damage in that war.
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@Jadore_Jamila @MEEK_ndhumble That’s why insecure is better because it’s actually coming from a black woman point of view.
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Legendary bloopers
I miss seeing Chris Tucker in films man, he was incredible in AIR.
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Also he’s the only one we seen that could fly imagine air nomads who could fly them fire nation niggas would been cooked
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@sheneedsjaylend Naw dog them Niggas was minks they didn’t believe in fighting accept for one which was Aang teacher gyatso
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Since y’all here check out my food and follow me on ig:balling_biskuits
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@jaboukie They trying lower the property my brother so then they can start gentrifying our areas and erase our history
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Me pulling up to the function with papers
smoking papers a real neo-soul ass way of smoking lmao.
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@writerbxtch A certain mutual said that Andrew Shultz is funnier him I wanted to punch this nigga across the phone.
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Top 5 episodes
who got that one larry david clip?.
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Final product scallop with potato purée and chard salad with tangerine and apples
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@1FINENAIRA If it wasn’t for him and his producer Perry at the time he wouldn’t be where he is once he slowed down he ran to Detroit to pick up their sound you as a Detroit native seen this first hand.
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@mypocketsfull Real niggas would pick they crush and try see if they can guess if you picked them
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@drdavidsamadi @NBCNews Fam have you heard of the Tuskegee experiment of them literally sterilizing those men and women.
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Anyway here’s galley dept by babyface ray
Male rap is boring as fuck and hasn’t really been interesting since like the 90/00s.
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Me leaving video voicemail I’m off the casamigos
in iOS 17, just like voicemails, if someone ignores your FaceTime call, you can leave "face-mails"😭 #WWDC23
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All y’all tweets have proven that these niggas really addicts.
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@zoeyy227 @alesiavsworld Billionaires had they pockets open for Norte Dame but for people be mad silent shows how they actually think.
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@QUEEN_chink My mans ain’t even introduce himself he just said I got the bills and be apart of my harem 😭
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Pikachu turning that nigga into puppy chow.
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I hate when you Niggas disrespect the goat like he wasn’t getting jumped
Optimus Prime get his ass whooped every single movie and they spend the rest of the movie resurrecting his sorry ass.
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Nigga got out church and went straight to the convention.
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Seeing grown adult males throwing women out the way to try to shake a rappers hand is hilarious no matter how many times I see it.
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Flashing lights definition of music mane it can’t no be recreated that moment is ahead of it’s time
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