Explaining to my daughter that if you’re not first, you’re last as I tuck her in

At the pine box derby at church where our kids supposedly made the cars but we all know the dads did. The competition is palpable. These are men I love and would die for but tonight I will step over them in the ditch on the way to the trophy 😂 🏆

Just noticed the boat in To Catch a Thief is named Maquis Mouse My kids have a pine box derby race tonight so, foreseeing a long day, I thought we could enjoy a slow breakfast with Cary grant in the French Riviera

@Andrewnsnyder Needs some Chesterton on paradox and fiercely holding to both ends. Just like the red and white of St. George’s flag, Christians have a “healthy hatred of pink”

They say to write what you know so be on the look out for my new book, Sarcastic Parenting

@MenschOhneMusil Ekphrastic art about ekphrastic art. We need more of this. Helps us see ourselves making and looking at art

@jdmccafferty

Makes quite an…impression

Reading Heroes of the Fourth Turning was my last experience with an American play. I think about it often. But seeing it with friends and dining out after sounds great!

@Andrewnsnyder Rhymes with smoethius

@alancornett Reminds me of Annie dillard’s story in the writing life. She told of a danish aristocrat who hunted in the woods all morning, ate lunch with friends by the river, ended up back at home for a fancy dinner. My wife and I always discuss what our danish aristocrat day would be

Frustrated teacher: So nobody can tell me the inciting incident of Jurassic Park?

My 17yo son just unironically called travis kelce, Kelsey grammer and we’ve never looked so homeschool. I love my family

My son and his teenage friends are here, ignoring the game and taking the meyers-Briggs on their phones. Idk how to feel

Fun to listen to a sermon on diligence and then spend the rest of the day on the couch, stuffing my face and explaining how the great athlete should have done it

@jacqueboatman We use memoria press for Latin

My dad told my introvert 4yo that she sure looked pretty in her red dress, drawing the attention of the whole room. Her response was to slowly and awkwardly stuff an entire Hawaiian roll into her mouth

Reading my 20 month old a Bible picture book of Jesus preaching to the crowds. I asked him what Jesus was saying to them and he said, “People, people, people…”

@BorisDralyuk Dante to Beatrice, Quixote to what’s her face and jayber crow to that one lady (showing off my photographic memory)

@adamraycomedy @JellyRoll615 @ADAMDEVINE Mt Rushmore