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@DickCarlisle
Dick Carlisle
8 months
Luka dapping up Trae after hanging 70 on him
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@DickCarlisle
Dick Carlisle
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Luka Dončić has defeated THREE 50-win teams so far in the 2024 playoffs. LAC (51-31) OKC (57-25) MIN (56-26) Nikola Jokic has still never defeated a 50-win team in a playoff series.
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@DickCarlisle
Dick Carlisle
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Jokic: Wow a 7’0 center is top 5 in rebounds? Luka: MVP Shai: “First in 30 point games” is a hilariously arbitrary benchmark. If you just change it to 32 pts instead of 30, Luka has DOUBLE 😂 Giannis: Losing record since he forced his coach out Tatum: IS he the best player
@statmuse
StatMuse
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Each MVP case in one sentence: Jokic: Only one top 5 in PTS/REB/AST Luka: Most PPG+RPG+APG since merger Shai: First in 30-point games Giannis: First 30/10/5 season on 60+ FG% Tatum: Best player on best team Who is your MVP?
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@DickCarlisle
Dick Carlisle
4 months
The @espn expert on leadership and physical conditioning
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@DickCarlisle
Dick Carlisle
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@legendz_nba Luka broke this man 😂😂😂
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@DickCarlisle
Dick Carlisle
4 months
Bill Simmons chalks Mavs success in WCF up to “are we sure the Wolves didn’t just suck?” 5 min later: “How ever you feel about the Indiana Pacers in the ECF, that team was playing really, REALLY well.”
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@DickCarlisle
Dick Carlisle
5 months
They’re calling this move the “Dort.” Have some shame @luthebeast
@DickCarlisle
Dick Carlisle
5 months
“DORTURE CHAMBER” built like a linebacker and flopping like this? Never seen anything so shameful
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@DickCarlisle
Dick Carlisle
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What’s the defensive technique called where you dive shoulder-first into the shooters knees? @HPbasketball
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@DickCarlisle
Dick Carlisle
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“DORTURE CHAMBER” built like a linebacker and flopping like this? Never seen anything so shameful
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@DickCarlisle
Dick Carlisle
4 months
Luka is better than Jokic. He was robbed of an MVP because spiteful nerds vote. Best player in the world.
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@DickCarlisle
Dick Carlisle
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“SHAI FLOPS ON EVERY SHOT! Get your hands away! He flops every time!” - Kenny Atkinson
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@DickCarlisle
Dick Carlisle
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@CelticsUnite18 @CeltsReport You really put Timmy on there 😂🤣🤡
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@DickCarlisle
Dick Carlisle
5 months
OKC fumbled this situation BADLY.
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@DickCarlisle
Dick Carlisle
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@twowayshai Conference finalists are playing, and you’re talking from the kiddie table?
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@DickCarlisle
Dick Carlisle
6 months
people don’t know about Exum 😂
@GeorgeSzn_
GH 🥽
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James Harden seeing “Dante Exum” on him:
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@DickCarlisle
Dick Carlisle
6 months
Dirk’s influence gotta be studied. Most influential player in the league today
@thisisnotturbo
turboooo
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KD influence gotta be studied.. most influential player in the league today
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@DickCarlisle
Dick Carlisle
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@NickSwagyPYoung Nick, what is it about Luka that makes you feel so small and insecure?
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@DickCarlisle
Dick Carlisle
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@SidwardSports @TxQueenTee Not the civil rights leader ass haircut 😂
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@DickCarlisle
Dick Carlisle
5 months
Took one average Luka game to go from talking greasy, to begging for help 😂
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@DickCarlisle
Dick Carlisle
5 months
😂 @CP3 had to avert his eyes after this Luka step back over Zubac
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@DickCarlisle
Dick Carlisle
6 months
These are the worst endorsements I’ve ever seen
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so far, the following people have said shai is their mvp: kendrick perkins skip bayless gilbert arenas nick young
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@DickCarlisle
Dick Carlisle
6 months
No way didn’t just hear this IDIOT @ColinCowherd call Luka “Carmelo Anthony with range” 😂 Just admit you’ve never watched 77 play, bozo 🤡
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@DickCarlisle
Dick Carlisle
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@russdimes Look at you taking from Cancun 🥴🥴🥴🥴
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@DickCarlisle
Dick Carlisle
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Stan Van Gundy speaking FACTS Luka at age 25 is the greatest offensive player ever
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@DickCarlisle
Dick Carlisle
7 months
@barstoolsports lol @jerrythornton1 😂😂😂😂😂 this is really you?
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@DickCarlisle
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@CAlmanza1007 My Uber driver told me that Shai has the most favorable whistle in the history of the NBA
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@DickCarlisle
Dick Carlisle
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“iS pJ wAsHiNgToN eVeN aN uPgRaDe On GrAnT WiLLiAmS?
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@Benny_Profane_
Logan Thompson
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@DickCarlisle
Dick Carlisle
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Mark Cuban was a bad owner. Dirk was a better player than Tim Duncan, but Duncan had the better career because he benefited from the stability and continuity of the Spurs organization. Dirk’s career success came in spite of Cuban, not because of Cuban.
@NationMffl
MFFL NATION
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What Dallas Mavericks take would have you like this?
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@DickCarlisle
Dick Carlisle
8 months
@BleacherReport @PlayboyKai_ Had that man throwing up the ❌ like @DezBryant 🙅🏿‍♂️💀
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@DickCarlisle
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@statmuse Now add points
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@DickCarlisle
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@mcten Having CTE as an NBA player is crazy
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@DickCarlisle
Dick Carlisle
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@AaronWigEnjoyer He really packed you up disrespectfully huh 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
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@DickCarlisle
Dick Carlisle
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@statmuse FTM LOL Levels to this
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@DickCarlisle
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@Duffal0 @JRfcpforever @statmuse Shai not on the same level as Luka. I know this is tough to digest
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@DickCarlisle
Dick Carlisle
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@ryenarussillo This “rule” is why USA gets clapped in FIBA
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@DickCarlisle
Dick Carlisle
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@XinNBA Didn’t the organization have to apologize for that team after Luka clapped them in game 7?
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@DickCarlisle
Dick Carlisle
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@iKlayThompson Just like curry has no help?
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@DickCarlisle
Dick Carlisle
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@TheD_is_Silent_ Luka’s help has had a lot of injuries, nuggets have been healthy That, and Jokic isn’t putting up “similar” numbers
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@DickCarlisle
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@statmuse Nobody scared of Shai
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@DickCarlisle
Dick Carlisle
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I can finally admit this: Shai is an actual problem. In every tight game, I think Luka was almost caught off guard by Shai’s ability to go band for band with big shots. Shai’s midrange game reminded me of all the Mavs playoff battles with Tim Duncan. You know what’s coming and
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@DickCarlisle
Dick Carlisle
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Ant ran away? Bring ya ass and come shake hands @theantedwards_
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@DickCarlisle
Dick Carlisle
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@JoshEberley Shai not the playmaker Luka is.
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@DickCarlisle
Dick Carlisle
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@BenStinar You need to find a new passion. Outside of sports.
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@DickCarlisle
Dick Carlisle
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@HoopsEmpire_ A lot of Celtics fans say JB is better
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@DickCarlisle
Dick Carlisle
6 months
Here’s 6 minutes of Luka Dončić being the best outlet passer in the league
@kevinlove
Kevin Love
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I mean…defense is lacking BUT Joker has become the 🐐 outlet passer.
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@DickCarlisle
Dick Carlisle
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@SwipaCam Lakers finding out about “decades long beef”
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@DickCarlisle
Dick Carlisle
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@CompSwisher You thought you cooked with this? 🤣
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@DickCarlisle
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@twowayshai He really bent you over that’s hilarious 😂
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@DickCarlisle
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@ringernba Don’t do that, you just said Luka is the 4th best player age 25 or under
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@DickCarlisle
Dick Carlisle
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The story of Mavs vs Thunder:
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@DickCarlisle
Dick Carlisle
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@KirkSeriousFace 1) It’s because Wemby gives @KevinOConnorNBA inside access for sit down interviews. There is a quid pro quo for those privileges Number 2 and 3 are just insanely disrespectful
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@DickCarlisle
Dick Carlisle
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@BoomerAaron I’m sorry that your franchise will never have a player as good as Luka or Kyrie
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@DickCarlisle
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@realAdrianDa32 @SmilingKylan @Cobratate @art_is_found This might be gayer than actual homosexuality
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@DickCarlisle
Dick Carlisle
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@THELIFEOFPABLOx @TruthBerner34 Murdered his father 💀🤣
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@DickCarlisle
Dick Carlisle
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There’s no way that OMax is worse than Grant Williams.
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@DickCarlisle
Dick Carlisle
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Absolutely a dirty play by @coffeyshop_ Unwritten rule to hold the airborn player up when you take his legs out. Karma will not be kind
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@DickCarlisle
Dick Carlisle
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No attempt on the ball. Closed fist. How was this not reviewed? @mcuban @OfficialNBARefs @NBA
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@DickCarlisle
Dick Carlisle
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@Mavs_FFL Yao Ming switching out on Luka
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@pandahank41
Panda Hank
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@DickCarlisle
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@AtlantaHawksSN One of the weakest lyrics in the history of music
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@DickCarlisle
Dick Carlisle
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@krispursiainen Porzingis wasn’t ever healthy and Brunson wasn’t even a starter until yr 4 in Dallas. This is a sloppy and tired trope. Nasty work
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@DickCarlisle
Dick Carlisle
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God bless you @swish41
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@DickCarlisle
Dick Carlisle
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@arkaavs Mavs have lost the last 7 straight games Luka hasn’t dropped at least 45. 0-7 in the last 7 games he hasn’t scored at least 45 points. Sit this one out
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@DickCarlisle
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@ThunderND That was crazy when he bent you over for 3 straight triple doubles to knock you out of the playoffs tho huh
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@DickCarlisle
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They really calling 77 “White Klaw” now🦂🗜️
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@DickCarlisle
Dick Carlisle
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As easy as it to hate on THJ, it’s important to remember that he was raised by an idiot who probably suffers from narcissistic personality disorder. Here’s @HardawaySr saying Luka needs to stop dribbling and pass to Timmy more if the Mavs want to be a serious contender.
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@DickCarlisle
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@WorldWideWob @getnickwright “Performing well late” Bro, his numbers are worse these last 2 months than the rest of the season. Just admit that you don’t watch games, it’s fine. No need to act like an expert
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@Holmgren_Muse You in Cancun not being worried
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@Fox916Monk @SeanCunningham I’m sorry your franchise will never have a player as good as Luka or Kyrie
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Ya Clippers are cooked
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@ryenarussillo Jokic has never beaten a 50 win team in the playoffs
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@bballforever_ 🐐 Trajectory
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@NBAMemes East was a cakewalk LeBron’s entire career
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@DickCarlisle
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Dirk never had to be carried by anyone so not sure how that would work
@30problemz
30🅿️roblemz
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Curry would have Markkanen looking like Prime Dirk i’m so serious
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@DickCarlisle
Dick Carlisle
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Dallas would be an ideal situation for @KyrieIrving . He can come in and be mentored by @Dennis1SmithJr , learn what it takes to be a star.
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@DickCarlisle
Dick Carlisle
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Dear God, Please let @JHarden13 and @DwightHoward combine to be the first NBA team to blow a 3-0 lead. In Dirk's name, Amen.
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@DickCarlisle
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@statmusewolves The dude that ran you out of your own building ?
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@DickCarlisle
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Hearing rumblings of Giannis Antetokounmpo demanding his way out of Milwaukee this summer and forcing his way to Dallas to play with Luka and Kyrie. Something to keep an eye on…
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@DickCarlisle
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@Headbandlukaa In other words, “damn I never really watched this MF play until now”
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@DickCarlisle
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77 comes up big when it matters time and time again. This is who every player in the league who thinks of himself as “HIM” actually wishes he was.
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@AustinRivers25 They dragging you lil homie
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@LukaUpdates2 League is cooked
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Putting a dude in charge of officiating NBA games WHO OPENLY ADMITS HE HAS A GOD COMPLEX is nasty work
@OfficialNBARefs
NBA Referees
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#NBAPlayoffs WEST FINALS – GAME 3 ⏰ 8PM ET 🏀 @Timberwolves at @dallasmavs 🏀 #25 Brothers, #46 B. Taylor, #74 Blair 📺 @NBAonTNT #NBA #NBAReferees Alternate Official: Nick Buchert
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@DickCarlisle
Dick Carlisle
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Please take all of Dirk's lost earnings and erect the most magnificent statue the world has ever known @mcuban
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@DickCarlisle
Dick Carlisle
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Never forget that your GOAT got stonewalled by a converse-wearing 5'9 Puerto Rican
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@Duffal0 @statmuse Because Luka was blowing his back out
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@DickCarlisle
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Simmons will use his microphone for revisionism, like he always does. Instead of admitting that was he said was literally insane, he’ll give a backhanded compliment like “that just shows how big of a turnaround Kyrie has made. Nobody wanted to touch him.” @BillSimmons is a
@lamibackup
lami⭐️
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Bill Simmons on his podcast says he’d rather have Gabe Vincent on his current contract than Kyrie on the MLE.
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Dick Carlisle
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@MavsStan41 It’s not in the cards for him to be embraced by the NBA intelligentsia Luka needs to turn his back on the world and become the villian
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@SwipaCam Nobody getting fooled by this
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@HoodieNaz_ Your “future face of the league” disappeared “KAT” got played off the court Your “DPOY” got served the game winner on his face by the best player in the world Hold the L on this one lil homie
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Dick Carlisle
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@KirkSeriousFace If Gobert got 5 picks, Luka gonna have to command at least 10
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@OKitsWemby @jaycee9987 @CoreyB08 @oadekoy1 Not worth arguing with people from Boston. Most provincial place in America, unable to admit they’re wrong about anything. They would rather just look stupid
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@espn_macmahon They missed a closed fist punch on Gobert to Lukas abdomen
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@ClutchPoints @ESPNNBA Sorry but @CP3 not allowed to speak on handling pressure in the playoffs.
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