Auntie Derek
@DerekIsNormal
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Aries 🌞 Pisces 🌙 Sagittarius ⬆️. Auntie to the gurls, gays, & theys. Host of Auntie Derek’s Daytime Tea ☕️ Pronouns: He/Him/She/Her/They/Them/ThatBitch
NC raised me, NY pays me
Joined March 2009
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And she’s absolutely right, no matter how y’all try and flip, smack, or rub it down.
Yvette Nicole Brown Says Stars Performing at Inauguration Are Cosigning Trump's Views | Click to read more 👇
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Now I have seen some petty things in my day, but this is PET-TEA!! 😂😂
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Girl, he could’ve went to Five Below and saved $399,995.
Drake reportedly dropped $400,000 on this OVO iPhone case. Yes, $400,000 💎
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show me characters the writers forced into a heterosexual relationship.
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There’s no way for me to say this without sounding ageist but this is irresponsible af. He and Al Pacino should be ashamed of themselves.
Robert De Niro at 80 with his 10 month old baby. He had his first child over 46 years ago
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Next time stay your hatin ass home, Alessia Cara.
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The boy’s mom was in the hospital and asked her friend to take her son to his father. The friend dropped off her son at some random house then drove off. I sincerely hope his mom beats that girl’s face in.
HEARTBREAKING! Authorities are looking for a woman who's caught on camera abandoning a 2-year-old boy on a Texas doorstep. The child is in good health and has been turned over to CPS. DETAILS: #fox5dc
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She makes this look so easy!. I tried to do this in the mirror and my knees hurt along with my pride.
A REAL STALLION
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People from the south when they visit NYC restaurants and find out there’s no sweet tea on the menu:
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Who’s asking?
What is a Black job.
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Stop being so understanding and forgiving of your homophobic parents are start treating them like the failures they are. 🤷🏾♂️.
Boosie's daughter responds to his recent comments about her "Contaminating"his other children
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She tried to tell the people what time it was but they laughed at her.
BATON ROUGE, La. (AP) — Louisiana Legislature votes to make abortion pills controlled dangerous substances under first-of-its-kind measure.
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Me getting ready for my TSA pat-down because I’m carrying this bomb ass pussy
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I can’t remember who but one of y’all said Diddy was only returning music rights to former Bad Boy artists b/c some incriminating news about him was going to come out.
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I panicked earlier because I thought I was also pregnant with Nick Cannon’s baby but it was only just a lil gas.
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In English we say “I want you” . In poetry we say…?.
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Newborns when mommy goes away for 2 minutes to use the bathroom
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Homophobia is stifling. Luther Vandross deserved to have a nice top knocking him up and down those cashmere walls.
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RIP O’Shae Sibley. This is just infuriating. 💔 My heart goes out to his friends and family.
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We did see it in 2004 and the best singer won.
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I’m bouta pull my “y’all broke” card in a second. Fuck y’all.
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Look at his stupid ass, just out here smiling and hanging with a CONFIRMED racist. Whyte mom energy. 🤦🏾♂️.
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We been knew it was “dancery”. That “dance soirée” rumor was nothing but the devil trying to tear the black community apart.
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Baby this is a security question.
What cheeses do y’all use in y’all’s Mac and cheese?.
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You parents get on my nerves!These little boys don’t even know why they’re dressing up like this! 😂😂.
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Right.
btches be corny as sht then u find out they mixed wit white and it all make sense.
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Spill creators: This app is for us and EVERYONE is welcome to celebrate with us!. Us:
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Black Millennials it’s our time!! Let’s get hooked to a soap opera just like our grandparents used to!.
'Beyond the Gates', First Black Daytime Soap in 35 Years, Unveils Dramatic First Trailer: Watch!
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My entire TL towards NABJ leaders rn:
Twitter is on fire today.
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Anyway.
Rob Schneider Blasts Will Smith As An 'A**hole' Over Oscars Slap | Click to read more 👇
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Wait a minute I just saw someone call pot roast a struggle meal on here, babies what the hell is going on?.
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Oooh, through this journey of discovery, finding you and finding Tea.
WATCH: Essence Atkins (@essencesays) talks about the 'gentrification process' that UPN went through before its eventual death:
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Southern culture is so male focused that young girls are taught to believe that it’s better to have half of a man than no man at all. In this essay I will….
Summer Walker & Sexyy Red tell a caller to go back to her boyfriend after he cheated on her twice in 9 years together:. “People shouldn’t be accepting that but you are right, like literally, two times is nothing! But friend we can’t sound like this. We have to work on ourselves
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Man # 1 is me on my way to a dick appointment. Man # 2 is me leaving from a dick appointment.
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@garcoxgang That’s exactly why I’m Team Magneto b/c Professor X would have us all out there looking stupid
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And did.
Lil Kim been told y’all about that lady 😂.
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Last night I considered inviting a barber friend over for some dick & a haircut, & before I went to bed I said to myself “if it’s not a good idea, I’ll get a sign”. This was the first tweet I saw when I opened Twitter this morning.
My friend broke quarantine to have sex and got covid 😩🤣.
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@SinsOfMyFather_ Ariana did say Rihanna was the inspiration behind God Is a Woman, so it makes sense.
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Trying to make sure he doesn’t cheat on her and have 2 kids with the mistress like he did his last wife.
Adrienne Houghton Says She Hasn’t Gone A Day Without Sex Since Being Married and Can Only Go 12 Hours Without It
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“He can financially support the baby.” . “These are 2 consenting adults.”. “Blah blah blah.”
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I’m disappointed. Before I read this I thought she meant he cried because her pussy is so good. She actually meant they both cry because of how much they love each other by way of a deep spiritual connection. Boring.
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She ate this, I fear.
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I can’t believe it’s been 17 years since Amerie invented Summer.
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People seem to have forgotten how she physically abused Evan Peters when they were a couple.
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@jasplicity_ This is so cute! I was expecting something waaaay more complicated than this 🤦🏾♂️😂.
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Finding out he says the L in “salmon” after you let him hit 😖.
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A 10/10 fruit in your opinion?.
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@sAri2BotherU It truly is different, chile 😂😂 that’s why when I first noticed it after I moved here I made a decision to mind my southern ass business.
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“You can find me in the club with my astuted up.”.
Use “astute” in a sentence.
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Wow, drag me 😳. This Is Why You’re Afraid Of Love, Based On Your Zodiac Sign
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Wow there are a lot of guys upset at being called a “clown”. It’s really not that deep, y’all. I promise.
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“I don’t think he brushed his teeth because his bereft stink.”.
Use “bereft” in a sentence.
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If To Wong Foo were remade, what 3 cishet male actors of today could be convincing drag queens?
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What’s your favorite gospel song?.
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One waiter suggested I get some iced UNsweet tea and sweeten it with simple syrup. Girl, I almost called the police on him.
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Me before boarding my flight:
You tell someone “it’s on sight next time I see you”…. Next time you see them is at the airport. wyd?.
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I know that’s right.
Dnt get high and treat a ugly girl pretty. HUGE MISTAKE.
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