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@DerealizationXO
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7 months
@Azn_Phucboi Abraham, Cain, and Able are all characters in the movie. McLovin plays Abraham’s son. I don’t think Jesus was in the movie tho, maybe too busy getting born
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@DerealizationXO
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10 months
@LuigiAverage This is the guy
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5 months
@Big_Bossman24 New Killer: The Predator
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@DerealizationXO
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1 year
@Trey_Explainer Can’t believe you got red tiger camo for your lungs
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@DerealizationXO
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1 year
@Trey_Explainer I’m glad you and EminemVevo are finally gonna collab 🥳
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@DerealizationXO
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1 year
@_djpn @thechosenberg It makes her current boyfriend feel like shit that she’d want to go back out with her ex after 2 years. Her ex tries to be pushy. Her current relationship flounders because of this. If she feels the need to go out for coffee with her ex, she should just break up with her bf now.
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@DerealizationXO
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7 months
@heartsxoo Last time I had a riot employee on my team I asked if he’s farted on any women lately and I got chat restricted
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@DerealizationXO
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1 year
@0OO0Q0O Not changing my name to Sneaker
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@DerealizationXO
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5 months
@RightWingCope Every time I see this argument Bo Burnham’s song “From God’s Perspective” ages even better, sadly.
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@DerealizationXO
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@DerealizationXO
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6 months
@GRUGCEL Send it back asking for more money returned.
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@DerealizationXO
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1 year
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@DerealizationXO
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6 months
@chrispontiusass “CONAN on TBS”? More like “CONAN on CBT”
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@DerealizationXO
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1 year
@_drewseph @_djpn @thechosenberg Yea, no. Look at the post. In a healthy relationship you don’t ask Reddit if it’s okay for you to do that, there is obviously underlying issues. Also, it isn’t healthy or normal to go out with an ex 2 years into a new relationship. She said ex, not friend. Don’t be dense.
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@DerealizationXO
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6 months
@prickly_pickles @torriangray And less effective! A real American solution 🫡
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@DerealizationXO
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4 months
@raccoonology What if I learn Portuguese 🙂
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@DerealizationXO
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6 months
@TH3_G00N @ZeroSuitCamus My scariest theory is that Jesse’s girlfriend in season 2 was an alcoholic ☹️
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@DerealizationXO
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1 year
@_drewseph @_djpn @thechosenberg Dude asked “what’s the worst that could happen?” I gave 3 separate examples, they’re not all supposed to be guaranteed, just 3 bad things that could happen. But tweet letter limit so it looks weird. Anyways the last line is dead serious. She isn’t happy or doesn’t care to hurt bf
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@DerealizationXO
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1 year
@GRUGCEL Going by the name jpeg, it’s probably video game music! Expect a cover of the classic “Life Is Like A Video Game” song! :)
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@DerealizationXO
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10 months
@poisonjr I edited a neighboring highschool to change their school color from Black to “Slightly dark gray” and edited every mention of the color accordingly. Also added some made up AP classes and clubs. They had chess club, I added checkers club. Book club? Hard back book club, soft back
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@DerealizationXO
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9 months
@5ricc @WeedleTwineedle Literally so true Experienced this with some turd 12 year old who joined a Dialga raid with shiny machamp dot com iron bundle It took me an hour to find and get into another dialga raid
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@DerealizationXO
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11 months
@hello_eil Somehow this one was entirely forgotten
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@DerealizationXO
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6 months
@KillaWhale72 I miss old Ruin and Dead Hard (I play both killer and survivor) I also miss old Legion (I played him then and still do now) I think the game was fun when both sides have insane perks to abuse. Maybe a separate game mode with less balance could be a fun thing
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@DerealizationXO
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1 year
@GRUGCEL How can it fry the rice if it had no eyes?
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@DerealizationXO
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6 months
@lynnziezie Complaining about bugs being fixed and saying it makes the game unfun is so funny when the one you mention you’d quit over is literally only doable with a mouse. If a mechanic is undoable (BECAUSE IT ISNT INTENDED) for over half the player base then it shouldn’t be in the game.
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@DerealizationXO
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5 months
@carobunga I actually feel him, kinda sorta. I felt kinda like a helpless animal, like I had no agency. What it really is is that I was relaxed and I wasn’t used to that feeling. Hope your dad is alright tho 🫡
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@DerealizationXO
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11 months
@OXIagain @AllDaySadGuy @JUNlPERBOT I think voting so that less people get hurt, even if others still get hurt (who would get hurt regardless of who wins) is literally the only morally correct option.
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@DerealizationXO
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7 months
@RightWingCope Genuinely, unironically, sincerely, forcing a child to grow up with detached paranoid schizophrenic conservative parents is unreal child abuse. Genuinely tainting and indoctrinating actual babies into a hate filled delusion. I hope the doctor’s office involves CPS.
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@DerealizationXO
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7 months
@zureeal @PathfinderFacts Not gonna worry myself about this. Dude won’t find a woman desperate enough to be with him AND if he does he won’t find a second one desperate enough to cheat with. That’s 2 impossible odds. If he does, I’m getting a lottery ticket 🫡
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7 months
@FionaSmall Five Nights at Disney’s Hall of Presidents
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@DerealizationXO
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9 months
@Roboticbones @5ricc @WeedleTwineedle The website name is machamp dot com or something similar. Its same as pokegen
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@DerealizationXO
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5 months
@NerfLightborn @DeadbyDaylight What if they reworked lightborn and named it freakborn, then changed the effect so the killer always does the clown mori, but on the survivors toes 🙂
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@DerealizationXO
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1 year
@IAmBanan3 @JUNlPER I’m mad I had to cut that term out of my vocabulary with a hacksaw. Giga cringe if the nazis to use baby speak and take it away from real gamers 🫡👹
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@DerealizationXO
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6 months
@pandasDBD Ngl, that shouldn’t ever work. The entire counterplay for this type of character (blight, hillbilly, oni) is to get behind them so you don’t get one tapped. This shouldn’t work ever. I don’t buy the skill expression excuse, because this takes expression from the survivors. 1/2
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@DerealizationXO
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1 year
@loserbent Can I have an organ 👉👈🙂
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1 year
@OuchRightInTheC This is the bare minimum, I expect at least a mention of Rick and Morty and a fight scene with Oppenheimer
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@DerealizationXO
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1 year
@GRUGCEL Me and my fat ass (I don’t want it anymore, all my pants are tight for no reason)
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@DerealizationXO
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11 months
@OXIagain @AllDaySadGuy @JUNlPERBOT You’re not brave, you’re nihilistic at best, pessimistic at worst. Honestly just cringe and annoying. Go sit on your couch and type more while doing nothing then complaining when things get worse. I’ll keep my head on my shoulders and vote for things that help the most people 🙂
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@DerealizationXO
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6 months
@DJayC4 @maatmouse @daralynn13 Nah, I gotta say it’s good to keep it off your socials anyways. Never know when you piss off an ex, ex friend, or some random dipshit with a vendetta. You don’t have to say anything bad, workplaces tend to not enjoy being contacted about their employees
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@DerealizationXO
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6 months
@Newposter2 On the note of GTAV, you might already know hence you referencing it, but Trevor’s VA is in that episode, and the guy you’re talking about is the voice of Lester.
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@DerealizationXO
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9 months
@Boringstein The original poster shit talking about someone having a meltdown “works in education.” Someone needs to be fired asap
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@DerealizationXO
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7 months
@LadyNightscale @SnekMedu @EmoBoiTTV Agreed. Ngl, I find it bad taste that DbD official replied to an openly trans creator mockingly not even weeks after the weird alt-right backlash wave. They could’ve put out an individual post without tagging anyone, because it 100% made the harassment worse.
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@DerealizationXO
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5 months
@epistemophagy @in_dim_ribs Not even gonna lie, I don’t disagree with this argument. I truly think there are some “people” who lack the basic humanity we’ve come to expect. Lack of humanity = not human. Also, all the pearl clutchers in the replies ignoring the insane dehumanization minorities face daily XD
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@DerealizationXO
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1 year
@JermSansContext This is a bojangles (they make good chicken biscuits) Also look at what shows up when you google Jerma now
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@DerealizationXO
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5 months
@pheberryfab @thesirslender I love the misuse of egoistic when they meant egotistic. Probably a 14 year old who didn’t get the $100 vbucks card for their birthday and gotta take it out on you.
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@DerealizationXO
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10 months
@shaun_vids The dead hostage who turned out to be alive like 3 days later and was totally fine
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@DerealizationXO
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5 months
@GRUGCEL He has to go fight in a tournament, I’m sorry Grug ☹️
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@DerealizationXO
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10 months
@poisonjr book club, digital book club, bookless book club, club club. AP Gray and AP Grey (Foreign Studies). Basically just a bunch of silly stuff
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@DerealizationXO
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5 months
@Epic_Edster WRONG: These are the real poly masks
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@DerealizationXO
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6 months
@JollyWangcore Sometimes YouTube autoplays without clicking on something so it says you’ve “started a video.” My watch history has a handful of vids that I’ve not even seen a second of because of this.
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@DerealizationXO
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4 months
@autismpills Tell him it’s really cringe to be like that, no joke worked for my bro
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@DerealizationXO
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6 months
@__femb0t Woah that’s crazy, that’s literally @GRUGCEL ‘s tweet reposted here. It’s like you could’ve just quote tweeted it 🙂
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@DerealizationXO
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1 year
@LucyMorb27 @MisguidedHog @ActualCorn Different ex was a fascist. I got blocked for asking why she liked him xd!
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@DerealizationXO
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6 months
@pandasDBD A killer whose power is to run a straight line and one tap people should be countered by not being in front of them. If you think otherwise, elaborate. And 99% can’t do it because it isn’t even an option on console, because it is objectively an exploit!
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@DerealizationXO
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10 months
@sarahhollowell @katelynanne His name is Jeremy and he’s from Massachusetts, hence Jer Ma. He’s a very wholesome streamer known for being silly all the time. Also a good man, has donated a lot to charity and has done huge charity streams! He has a very active fanbase, which is why he pops up constantly
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@DerealizationXO
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@DerealizationXO
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1 year
@elsasingular @goatedtranny Idk what that word means ☺️
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@DerealizationXO
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5 months
@RTGameCrowd @tcddublin @LindaDoyle @tcdalumni @tcdlibrary @tcdglobal They used to call you the empathy and kindness king back in college
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@DerealizationXO
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5 months
@TheHorrorArea Clarifying, I specifically play Yoichi base outfit but with the blue jacket from that one skin (me forgor name) I played Yellow Jacket but it stands out too much and I kept getting tunneled. Blue jacket solved it 🫡
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@DerealizationXO
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6 months
@Epic_Edster Kind of random you picked these 2 characters! They don’t have anything in common, not even franchise wise. I wonder if there’s another connecti-
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@DerealizationXO
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1 year
@genderatio Did this to my boyfriend and it ended differently ówò
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@DerealizationXO
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1 year
@GhettoSmosh This is 100% true, I played a game of League of Legends with Nicholas Cantu and he said “I Am Ghetto Smosh”
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@DerealizationXO
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1 year
@This_Spicy_Man @SurielVazquez This is the funniest tweet I’ve seen this week, actually made me laugh out loud 🫡
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@DerealizationXO
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5 months
@weeabob @bouncingrocks It’s mostly ads/brands, but I also block any FirstNameLastName1232029292 bot account posting about politics. I only want true human depraved takes, not Russian bot bait. 🫡
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@DerealizationXO
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5 months
@gomibak__ @dlstorto Someone needs to do the voice over
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1 year
@skatie420 Pick up a new fun hobby like day drinking
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6 months
@leviticus2131 @germystrong I feel sorry the devil has made his home in your heart.
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@DerealizationXO
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10 months
@VaushV You’re announcing the Vaush 2?
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@DerealizationXO
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11 months
@EvieCorwell @OXIagain @AllDaySadGuy @JUNlPERBOT Did I say that’s the only thing to do, or that it’s the morally correct option compared specifically to not voting? Y’all just wanna be pissed at random people who do one specific positive thing instead of another. The alternative to voting is not voting, which is worse.
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@DerealizationXO
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6 months
@doordashqueen @brieathe_ I’ve been scrolling for 2 hours and this is the best reply I’ve seen to a post today 🫡
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1 year
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1 year
@GRUGCEL Do you microwave it to keep it warm?
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@DerealizationXO
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6 months
@J_Dot_J I do hope Homer and Bart don’t take the passing too hard. My condolences to the Simpsons 🫡😢
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@DerealizationXO
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7 months
@raccoonology Just like VLONEPREDATOR, you have a vision for this world that needs to be seen
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1 year
@TPGRoberts @Hbomberguy Saw this posted on mass in a discord server
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1 year
@MeMeMcsplosion @BigPutruck @joshtenet Someone cameo him to say this
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@DerealizationXO
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1 year
@JermSansContext There’s a clip of someone saying -2 before Jerma even makes a bad joke, he points out that he didn’t even say anything, then immediately makes a bad joke afterwards. I know this clip exists, but I can’t find it. I’m going bonkers
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@DerealizationXO
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1 year
@KnuckleheadBets There’s always a chance that all of those things could happen simultaneously
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@DerealizationXO
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6 months
@evieloid NO BEING SILLY IN VIDEO GAME GO GET JOB or w/e extreme reaction ngl but i dont get the people pissy in replies either.
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@DerealizationXO
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1 year
@JUNlPER Can’t believe they did surgery on a grape 😂
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@DerealizationXO
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6 months
@maiden_head Unironically, I think you aren’t totally wrong here. That said you need to think critically about your thoughts after 9 PM. You can’t always do everything that you tell yourself you can that late. Take it easy on yourself.
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