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Jesuit priests took up arms, taught the Guaranis how to use firearms and turned their missions into forts because the Portuguese Bandeirantes wouldn't stop raiding their congregations for slaves.
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"wtf they didn't send officer hans "jewstomper" sturm to clear out a synagogue? this must have been planned by the idf from the start"
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100% Western Hunter Gatherer, has been in Europe longer than any "slav" or "aryan" or "mediterranean" could ever hope to comprehend
This is a white supremacist, Neo-Nazi politician in Slovakia.
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>we
You are not Argentinian, you are a morbidly obese Australian sexpat, and you will be tracked down and deported, all your assets and possessions seized by Lord Milei to finance the upcoming Bolicaust.
You have less than 6 months left in this country.
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In 1657, a man claiming to be the last descendant of the Inca Emperors arrived at the Spanish colony of San Miguel de Tucumán, in modern-day Argentina, accompanied by hundreds of chieftains who carried him on a golden throne.
This "Inca" was Pedro Bohórquez, a white grifter.
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Wait i thought i was joking but he was actually catholic all along lmfao
"Are things going according to plan?"
"Yes your Holiness, they still think I'm Jewish. The infiltration is still underway."
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For crying out loud there's a reason why the largest non-European genetic component in Brazil is African, not Amerindian
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"Are things going according to plan?"
"Yes your Holiness, they still think I'm Jewish. The infiltration is still underway."
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"slight editing on the first image would make an accurate picture of the portuguese in africa, however"
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TUPAC YUPANQUI - DISCOVERER OF OCEANIA
In 1465, 27 years before Columbus arrived in the Americas, the Conquering Prince Tupac Yupanqui formed a great fleet and sailed west, returning a year later with lots of gold and silver, a brass chair, black-skinned slaves and a horse jaw
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@Orthon_Spaceman
I only ever learned about the existance of umami because of these flavorjaks
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BAP: *basic common sense optics to appeal to people other than spastics on twitter*
keef (part of a SERIOUS moobment i'll have yuo know): JOOO!!! JOOO!!! OOGA BOOGA HE A JOO HE NOT MUH TRIBE OOGA
BAP: "the only solution is race blindness"
Mainstream conservative influencers and people as influential as Elon Musk are regularly interacting with and normalising information about the reality of race.
Meanwhile the bronze age Nietzschean fascist thinks now is the time to go
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"So, about your visit to Chabad..."
"Who do you think tipped off the NYPD to the tunnels?"
"Oh c'mere boy"
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I notice there's a lot of communists liking my posts
Go away
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In 1925, a Mexican bishop tacitly supported by the Mexican government and openly backed by its largest labor unions, declared their separation from Rome and the establishment lf a new, independent church subject to the laws of the federal government of Mexico.
Thred ahead
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That purchase was approved and paid for in 2023 under the previous government, the purchase was scheduled to be carried out this year but it has nothing to do with the current government.
You nggrs keep grasping at straws on this
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I hereby declare a fatwa against the entire Mexican diaspora
His death will not go unavenged
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@Fluorescent_Dan
It wasn't really a state, more of a coalition of fortified missions and allied Guarani tribes, at first supported by the Spanish but then left on their own.
Also their area of operations wasn't mainly Paraguay, it was in the Misiones region of Argentina and parts of Brazil.
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@BuenoAlvirrubro
@gonsanchezreyAR
El brasilero no es macaco por ser negro o blanco. El brasilero es macaco por ser brasilero.
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Muslim zoomers have reached their equivalent of the 2015-18 crusader larping
In 5 years they'll all be like this
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Born Pedro Chamijo in Seville, southern Spain, he came from a peasant family. He was a Mudéjar, meaning his family was originally Muslim but they had converted to Christianity. He was educated by Jesuits in Cádiz and set sail for the Americas at the age of 18.
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idc about 9/11 (Bush did it anyway) I just hate Bad Empanada
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"O almighty Mercury aka Odin pleasepleasepleasePLEASE make this Swedish passport real PLEASE let me leave Latin America please Allfather I am begging you"
It only takes five minutes to make an incense offering to the Gods. They will repay you in riches beyond your wildest imagination.
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@RyjitaRose
I have no idea what you're even talking about or trying to imply, you might be mentally handicapped
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Lmao so apparently he's a pedo too it seems
I am a stellar judge of character my sense of visceral disgust never misses
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If this was any other person we're talking about, this ending wouldn't make any sense, but given it's Pedro Bohórquez we're talking about, I think it's possible he found a way to get away with it.
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@0xAlaric
"he's treating her with RESPECC by being completely oblivious to and somewhat scared of her advances"
We're getting a genetic bottleneck very soon
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Upon arriving at Perú in 1620, he'd make money off of several cons, though he never made enough money to live comfortably. He'd eventually settle in Castrovirreina, where he'd meet and marry Ana Bonilla, a woman with a black father and an indigenous mother.
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This expedition also failed, and Pedro also pocketed what he could from the expedition's finances before once again running away under the fake name of Francisco. In 1648 a new Viceroy, García Sarmiento, took office, and guess what Pedro convinced him of.
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ah fug tweet limit i'll walk my dog and continue the thread
will our intrepid hero ever pay for his many crimes?
will the natives maintain their freedom?
will anyone ever say "wait a minute, this guy's white"?
will his wife ever receive child support? (no)
stay tuned to find out!
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While living among the natives, he was told stories of Great Patiti, a legendary lost kingdom, the last remnant of the Inca Empire, where the city of El Dorado was said to be.
Pedro probably believed that the legends were true, but he was more interested in profiting from them.
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Perhaps due to his tan Andalucian skin, or perhaps due to a desire to have a change of rulership, the locals bought the tale and started calling him Inca Hualpa, while he declared descent from Manco Capac and Inca Paullu, the last Incan Emperor.
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The expedition, headed for the source of the Marañón River, a branch of the Amazon, was a complete failure. The loss of life combined with the not insignificant amount of the finances he pocketed for himself led the authorities to label Pedro Chamijo a criminal.
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@KristijanSlonka
The British preferred Amerindians I'd say, a big part of the American revolution was the fact that the British didn't allow the Americans to expand west of the Appalachians, and when Tecumseh led his uprising to create an Amerindian nation the British supported him.
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He'd spend some time rearing cattle with his wife's mother's family, a time in which he'd learn the local languages, but eventually, he was forced to leave the area due to his continuous conmanship. He'd flee towards the Huanta Valley, where he'd live among the natives for a time
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With this brand-new identity, Pedro Bohórquez returned to Perú and, under no suspicion of being wanted conman Pedro Chamijo, met the new Viceroy, Pedro Álvarez de Toledo y Leiva, and convinced him to launch a new expedition to find Great Patiti in 1639.
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In the following years, he'd move around eastern Perú, acting as an intermediary between Jesuit missionaries and the locals, all the while spreading their stories of Great Patiti and El Dorado, generating more interest in them, and in himself.
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Fleeing from the authorities, he arrived at Potosí, in modern-day Bolivia, where he met an old clergyman by the name of Alonso Bohórquez. Pedro befriended the priest, and after he passed away he changed his surname to Bohórquez, claiming to be his nephew.
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@TelsonTimes
They were very much pro-colonial, just not pro-slavery and certainly not pro-Portugal, but they were more than fine with using the Guarani as an interpreter and "first line of expansion" group against other native tribes, though the Guarani had been doing that before they came.
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The terms were simple but highly humiliating for the Spanish authorities that accepted them: recognize Pedro's authority as king, and he'd guarantee peace with the Calchaqui and show them the location of the gold mines, which the Spanish would use for a fee.
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He was promptly arrested by Spanish authorities for inciting rebellion and sentenced to 6 years of forced labor in Chile, where he was conscripted to fight in the Arauco War against the Mapuche, a warlike people that had resisted both the Spanish and the Incans.
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Even though the villages had already been discovered by the Spanish and subjected to the Viceroyalty, Pedro declared himself the leader of the locals and decreed the abolition of forced labor. This is also where he started claiming to be a descendant of the Incan Emperors.
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Seeing as that expedition was also failing, and that he might not be able to evade capture this time, Pedro did the most reasonable thing he could and declared himself discoverer and governor of a few Indian villages they came across near Cerro de la Sal, in the Peruvian jungle.
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This plan worked, as in 1629 he'd be granted an audience with the new Viceroy of Perú, one Luis Jerónimo Fernández, whom he convinced to grant him aid and financing for an expedition to find the legendary Great Patiti and claim it for the Spanish crown.
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However, by this point you'll see that Pedro was a charismatic fellow. While serving his sentence at Valdivia, he befriended the local authorities, who allowed him to go on expeditions with Jesuit missionaries. Bohórquez used one of those expeditions to flee across the Andes.
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With that, he gained the loyalty of the Calchaqui, and soon Spanish authorities in Tucumán were amazed at seeing hundreds of Calchaqui fighters bringing a white man, dressed in royal Incan regalia, atop a golden litter to negotiate.
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@Marcus_cel
"GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE!?"
"Nothing"
"NOTHING!? IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, WITH SIRENS BLARING EVERYWHERE, LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN BALTIMORE'S FRANCIS SCOTT KEY BRIDGE?"
"Yes"
"May I see it?"
"No"
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Are Mexicans in the USA bragging about being an underclass of low-paid manual laborers?
I guess Aristotle was right about the existance of natural slaves...
How many online racists would be able to tie the rebar into the right place, space it out correctly, build a form, know how many yards of concrete he needs, pour the concrete, and finish it with the appropriate tools?
When you can move your hands like this man, then we can talk.
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The Calchaqui had since the Spanish conquest held an Arthurian-esque belief in the Inkarri, the last descendant of the Sapa Inca, who would expel the white man and reform the Empire. The arrival of this claimant from the west, claiming to be the discoverer of Patiti, lit a spark.
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By 1656, he had reached Mendoza, in modern-day Argentina, and from there he tried to return to Perú, perhaps hoping to instigate a revolt in the lands he had claimed as his.
However, while crossing from Mendoza to Tucumán, he'd come across a people that would become his subjects.
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Seeing a (literally) golden opportunity, Bohórquez once again wielded his false identity as Inca Hualpa, promising this fierce warlike people that he'd use his kingly legitimacy to ensure their mountain homes would remain free and undisturbed by the palefaces.
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@DevoxPosting
@danielhuckle6
O sea imposible que un devoxero sea capaz, post totalmente falso
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As he traveled across the hilly country, he'd meet the Calchaqui, a subgroup of the larger Diaguita ethnicity. Due to his knowledge of local languages, Pedro was able to communicate with them, and they told him of their ongoing conflict with the Spanish.
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The Calchaqui had been subjects of the Incans in the past and knew of many rich gold mines in the region. The Spanish wanted to know the location of the mines, but the Calchaqui were resistant to both diplomats and missionaries, so war broke out.
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had to
Come to think of it, with a few slight edits this can be a Latin American meme
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So, last we left off, our hero Pedro Chamijo aka Pedro Bohórquez aka "Francisco" aka Inca Hualpa had just negotiated a peace between the Calchaqui people and the Spanish governorship of Tucuman, gaining the titles of Lieutenant Governor, Sapa Inca, and King of Indians.
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The Spanish search party found itself ambushed, and before the whereabouts of Bohórquez could be determined, an army of 200 Calchaquis led by Pedro himself attacked and captured a military fort in San Bernardo, near Tucumán.
The Third Calchaqui War had begun.
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>brazilian men are very attracted to the argentinian phenotype(thin, kinda pale, dark hair, long face)
>argentinian men are very attracted to the brazilian phenotype (tan/"coffee&milk" tone, curls, massive bazongas)
Clearly both nations are destined to meld into the 6th root race
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This granted him a level of power and official recognition he could have only dreamed of in his past as a Morisco peasant back in Andalusia, but he knew things were not as good as they seemed. The Spanish authorities would not take kindly to this upstart.
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@maps_black
Che no es un toque raro que en un país con dos partidos políticos justo metan preso al candidato del segundo partido a meses de las elecciones?
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@Jim_1488_
He's not a jew tho, "rabbi" among NY cops just mean mentor for others of their own ethnicity
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Pedro Bohórquez was assisted by his new friend, Pinguanta, the chieftain of the Paciocas, a Calchaqui tribe, in gaining legitimacy across Calchaqui lands. He claimed he had left his son (whom he had abandoned alongside his wife) ruling Patiti, and that soon both lands would unite
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White girls at the function (Dyonisian mystery cult) when you (Orpheus of Thrace) reject their advances (they will tear you apart limb from limb in a chtonic ritual)
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Knowing they'd eventually come for his head, Pedro began quietly fortifying the valleys and supplying the Calchaqui with firearms. He established his capital in the small town of Tolombón, and although he'd bring in missionaries and occasional tax collectors, things were tense.
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For two years, an uneasy peace reigned on the Calchaqui Valleys as Tolombón was reinforced with wooden cannons (which he learned to make from a jailer he befriended while arrested in Chile), and soon enough access to the gold mines began being withheld from the Spanish again.
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Welsh settler and Tehuelche woman (and mestizo baby I think) drinking mate, Argentine Patagonia, late 19th or early 20th century.
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still cant believe you niggas unironically use moscow as an example of an "ethnonationalist" city
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Around this time he married a Calchaqui woman and had children, and he began wandering indigenous localities both within and without Calchaqui territory, attempting to instigate a rebellion. The Spanish learned of this and sent an order for his arrest, but it was too late.
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@kanjiforlove
"che es re feo este"
"CUATRO AÑOS CALLADO KUKA LLAMATE AL SILENCIO"
"pero no soy k nomas creo que es feo de cara"
"FEO? FEO ES 180000% DE INFLACIÓN 192% DE POBREZA CON LA GESTIÓN DE MASSA"
"Pero loco yo lo voté-"
"LOCO ES CREER QUE ESTABAMOS MEJOR CON 1593% DE DEFICIT MENSUAL"
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Other, less sourced claims, say that Bohórquez managed to convince the authorities to spare his life, avoiding execution in 1667 and eventually being released, changing his name back to Pedro Chamijo, and integrating into Liman society as if nothing had happened.
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no wonder the bantus never expanded into nilotic territory imagine scouting out new land for your tribe to settle and you come across this guy
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>catholic priests in the slums telling poor milei voters they're no longer welcome in the soup kitchens they run
Way to give the entire fucking country over to the Evangelicals you fucking basterds
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@AltHistCody
Once again, Sam Hyde's eternal adage of "don't look for a woman that aligns 100% with you, because the only person that will align 100% with you is a man with aspergers" rings true
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@MinnesotaNatio4
Worse in terms of success? Maybe at first but not really. Worse in terms of brutality? I wouldn't say so either, but frankly most post-independence American nations outdid their European predecesors on that front.
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Thinking about Incayal, the last independent Tehuelche chieftain (the same ppl Magellan called giants), who got relegated to a museum's doorkeeper after Patagonia's conquest, who after some years of work there cried out "my God, I am alone", threw himself off the stairs and died.
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Among the Calchaqui chieftains that supported Bohórquez, the role of Juan Calchaquí, chief of the Quilmes tribe was most important. His tribe was the most warlike among the Calchaquis, and their ambushes on Spanish forces were deadly.
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was bored made an electoral map of yesterday's elections by gathering data from all the provinces
purple is milei, blue is massa
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Further attacks on the cities of Tucumán and Salta caused grievous damages to Spanish control over the region, but the Spanish had their own trick up their sleeve. The two years of peace with Pedro had allowed their missionaries to chart the valleys, and they knew where to strike
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With their forces scattered, the Calchaqui coalition began falling apart, and the Spanish focused their efforts on the Quilmes. Indian converts to Christianity guided the Spanish to the Quilmes, and they destroyed them completely. The survivors were force-marched to Buenos Aires.
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The Indian army holding onto San Bernardo Fort was routed, and Bohórquez was forced to flee back to his domains in Tolombón.
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Every time I see a post by this man I remember that he's a Puerto Rican named Luis and I feel a profound sense of pity mixed with disgust like when you see roadkill on the side of the road or a very flea-ridden dog
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@solanogod
Es mid y todos exageran que es horrible o que es una diosa porque para garpar en twitter tenés que extrapolar todo como un mogólico
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Bohórquez however was to be sent to Potosí, where he'd have to answer for his acts in front of a court. He attempted to escape and instigate another rebellion, but he was captured and taken to Lima in 1659.
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With most of the Quilmes dead or deported and their lands in ruins, the other Calchaqui tribes had lost a major asset in their war, and Bohórquez realized he couldn't win the war. He wrote a letter to the Royal Audience of Charcas asking for a pardon, and they granted it.
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Muslims believe Jesus was a failed prophet that didn't achieve anything worthwile until Muhammad showed up. It's nowhere near as bad as what some interpretations of Talmudic Judaism says about Jesus, but let's not act like Islam and Christianity are le same
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However, this was seen as treason by most Calchaqui tribes, and they continued fighting without him. Only the Pular tribe remained by his side, and 130 of their warriors accompanied him to Salta to negotiate the pardon. The Pulares were pardoned and allowed to keep their weapons.
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