Dena K.
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@LoyolaChicago and @NorthwesternU @MedillSchool alumna. Bylines: @wwd @footwearnews . Views are my own. She/her. 🪐
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Incredible to know there was a conversation about booking a dancing panda mascot for the wedding and all parties involved were completely sober for it.
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Palestinians want to stay in Palestine. Americans and Europeans completely ignore their voices and then expect them to leave their homeland for Egypt and be happy with that. Bffr.
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Return the Rosetta Stone to Egypt. ♥️
Wishing you the very merriest of Christmases! ❤
Lots of love,
The British Museum
⛄ 🎅 🎄
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Are we adding this year to our age? We didn’t really get to use it.
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sorry to be annoying and point this out but the broadcasters keep talking about politics every time a middle eastern country’s team floats by but all the other countries get cute little fun facts
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this is what the women want
Ryan Gosling wore a Barbie-themed ‘E’ chain for Eva Mendes at the
#BARBIE
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Just remember only God and 100 million Egyptians can judge you.
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Remember when our local governments told us we’d be out of quarantine by May 1? They meant May 1 *inshallah.
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Finally!!! U.S. census will have 'Middle Eastern or North African' category.
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Yalahwy.
Non-native English Speakers, what’s a word from your language that you think is perfect that doesn’t have an English equivalent?
Take us to church.
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did it hurt? when you told your parents you’re not going to be a doctor, lawyer or engineer?
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My parents immigrated to America so I’d have to take vitamin d supplements every day for the rest of my life.
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I want to remind everyone that “pretty for an Egyptian” or “you’re pretty enough to be [another regional ethnicity]” is not a compliment to give to Egyptian women.
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Just overheard my brother yelling “molekheya, molekheya, molekheya!” to scare strangers on Call of Duty.
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If I ever die in a car accident, just know that it’s because my Mom called at an inconvenient time and still wanted a full explanation of where I’m going and why when I said I’d call her back.
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Thinking of all the anemic, vitamin d deficient Egyptian women experiencing frigid winter conditions. I understand your pain.
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I’ve never been to a wedding where a random lover storms through the doors and stops the whole ceremony. How do I get invited to one of those?
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Does anyone else add very simple, already completed tasks on your to-do list just to immediately cross it off and make yourself feel more productive?
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I got my cousin a water gun yesterday and now he’s using it to water mint plants. What a loser.
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I wish I were fluent in every language in the world. That would be so cool.
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Going to FaceApp every guy I crush on to make sure they age well.
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Due to current guidelines, my milkshake is only permitted to bring vaccinated boys to the yard.
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Happy Valentine’s Day to all the couples that I third wheel. ♥️
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The next stimulus check will be 12 expired Bed Bath & Beyond coupons from the bottom of my Mom’s purse that still work simultaneously.
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My Mom just called me to complain about my Dad buying six watermelons. You care.
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My hair only curls perfectly when no one’s going to see me.
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I should just wear a mask inside my apartment to prevent myself from binge eating.
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Remember that time when Isis was known as the ancient Egyptian goddess of health and wisdom? Those were the days.
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I hope alien dudes are tall, attractive and nice because dating apps suck.
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Everyone should report this J.K. Rowling tweet. She’s spreading misinformation, harming a North African woman to also harm the trans community.
Could any picture sum up our new men’s rights movement better? The smirk of a male who’s knows he’s protected by a misogynist sporting establishment enjoying the distress of a woman he’s just punched in the head, and whose life’s ambition he’s just shattered.
#Paris2024
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Older lady at the sauna found out that I’m 28 and single without kids, she told me to never change because men will ruin your life. 😂
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Why is it so difficult for people to be kind? I don’t get it.
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Some guy on Hinge sent me a like with this comment:
“God bless the dinosaur that died to make the fossil fuel that was treated to become gas for the car that your mom to the hospital to give birth to a woman as stunning as you.”
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but if your mother or father attended medical school in Cairo in the 70s, you must ask how they acquired a cadaver for their studies.
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I have never once thought someone liking my stories was flirting with me, and I often like the stories I watch out of appreciation for what people share.
Why didn’t anyone tell me that liking instagram stories is a form of flirting? I’ve been out here genuinely liking everyone’s stories and showing my appreciation for what people share 😭 isn’t that what the like button is for?
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I haven’t been exposed to this level of deliberate orientalism since the early 2000s. I’m so appalled and disappointed.
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People usually tell on on themselves if you’re observant enough.
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Confidence is being able to learn from others instead of comparing ourselves to them.
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iranians and iraqis waving their flags on a boat ready to play sports doesn’t scream politics to me personally
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If you think your competition is someone other than yourself, you already lost.
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Every time I explain to a relative in Cairo that I don’t eat meat, the follow up question is always “what about chicken?”
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Trip to Egypt is overdue when I find out about a new Egyptian artist from Pop Crave. 🫣
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I just FaceTimed my Dad. He asked me to promise him that I won’t put him in a nursing home when he’s really old, and that if I did, his request is a nursing home with a sauna.
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The man who processed my power of attorney was so impressed by my Arabic handwriting, he said it’s better than a lot of Egyptians born and raised in Egypt. I’ll be riding this high for the rest of the day.
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I wonder if by fearing the evil eye, we’re more likely to attract it? Kind of like that Egyptian expression, if you’re scared of the ghost, the ghost will come for you.
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I’d rather be known as an honest sinner than a lying hypocrite.
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Booking Tamer Hosny is so cliché, I fully expect a dancing panda at the next Egyptian wedding I go to.
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Woke up to the news that my youngest brother ran out of this mass shooting. Stood a couple feet away from a gunman, but he’s uninjured… thank God!
A mass shooting in downtown Milwaukee leaves 17 people wounded, the Milwaukee Police Department says.
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How do I completely remove the “For You” tab? There’s no way any of those tweets are for me.
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“I hate chronically online people” and it’s a tweet from someone who pays for Twitter.
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Are these clothes online actually on sale, or is this our economy crashing?
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Tell me you’re Egyptian without telling me you’re Egyptian.
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Walked into class over an hour late today and everyone applauded... including my professor.
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Everyone who witnesses you humiliate or hurt another individual must also be present when you apologize to that person. You can’t harm someone publicly and ask for forgiveness privately.
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this is already normalized for those of us who call everyone habibi/habibti
normalize calling everyone babe so no one knows if you’re friends or flirting
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It’s crazy how a person can lose all their attractiveness in an instant when they start talking.
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When life gives you lemons, drink coffee because you'll need the energy to make lemonade.
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My Mom got a “loud environment” notification on her Apple Watch because my family is talking in the living room.
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You shouldn’t have to fight for friendships.
The ppl don’t fight for friendships like they used to. Ain’t no grace. Ain’t no forgiveness. Just ghosting and cutting off.
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