I've said it before, I'll say it again, if there is something I'm doing that is bothering you, that you feel is crossing a line or pushing a boundary or being too familiar with you, please tell me. My calibration for things is off and I don't always get hints
"You really need to relax, you should try out the slime spa. Here, I have a free visit coupon."
His friend had told him that last week and he had been reluctant to use it. But it did sound nice and a massage might help his aching legs.
@fiddlersgreen92
I went on a rant earlier about how this is so much worse that the original fight in so many ways.
The funny thing is we know these fights can work in live action because Nick used real actor references in the show!
@Sussydonna
Honestly? I don't think you're hypersexual I think you're just honest about your wants and needs.
Like, wanting a little physical sexual release every day is normal and fine. People being weird about it is on them, not you.
You're actually very normal about your sexuality
@arthur_affect
That's why I feel like their real issue is control. Teaching consent gives kids the idea that they have the right to control their own lives and that their comfort matters and should be considered.
@spicymancer
One day she thinks her identity has been discovered cause she hears a coworker call her quiver, but it actually cause everyone quivers in fear when she comes by due to all the accidents
The day he had been dreading had finally come. He had been selected for use in a Breeding Room.
He sat on the edge of the cot, frame squeaking under his ample bulk. His meaty hands covered his crotch, concealing what little there was to see.
He had woken up in the strange city yesterday, sure of two things. He was dead, and this was Hell. His first hour had consisted of panic and terror as he waited in the alley for demons to come and torture him. When nothing happened, he began to look around.
@TransSalamander
Polyamory brain: want girlfriend
Regular brain: we are surrounded by girlfriends
Polyamory Brain: *points to far away girlfriend* yeah but I want that one!
@Nymphomachy
All bathrooms are guarded by a monk who says "If in the toilet you wish to pee, then you must answer riddles three. If you've no answer to my riddle, then on this floor you must piddle!"
@vexwerewolf
The biggest contribution of Russian interference in hindsight was that it gave centrists an easy way out of holding the people who put Trump in power responsible for doing that.
@TieflingMelissa
I'm in the "Smite Once Per Turn" is good camp, but as you pointed out, Bonus Action Smite was not a good solution here. Just making it work like Sneak Attack would have been fine
@arthur_affect
It's not like there was a whole huge scandal about wine getting literally spiked with poison to make it sell better and it only stopped when someone blew the whole scandal wide open.
@Calliethulhu
Despite living in what's technically a blue (Dem) state I'm surrounded by red (Rep) voters and I've just been quietly seething in anger at them.
I hated it, I felt sick and so many people tried to pull a "He won't be that bad". I'm sorry it happened to you too.
@vexwerewolf
Agamemnon: Odysseus, it's going to be cramped and hot inside this thing. We're all going to be sweating and covered in piss for hours.
Odysseus, not at all hiding his fetish: I know~
@vexwerewolf
There was an American TV pundit who flat out said about COVID relief that "If we help people today, they'll expect us to help them tomorrow" like that's bad. It's part of why they do this and why they are pushing to "end" things now.
@LeafTilde
@vexwerewolf
It took forever to get the text to speech installed because every time they tried, they got an error that said "device not found" and had to destroy the empty machine vessel and try to find a new one.
@TransSalamander
As if "I'm not trans I just have to pretend to be a woman for totally normal not at all trans reasons" isn't the peakest of egg takes.
@TransSalamander
It's amazing how every major update breaks something but it's never the same thing. Like the game itself is fighting their attempts to make it.
@Calliethulhu
I think if says a lot about who I follow that I've only ever seen the "this is so bad I'm not even going to talk about it" posts, I don't even know what complete BS they are spouting about why himbos are bad.
@LeafTilde
Goblin girl alchemist who needs it for her potions, so she has her assistant lock her limbs up and force orgasms on her for an entire day. She only needed one dose but, ya know, make a day of it.
He found himself in the Breeding Room again a week later. Normally, you didn't have another assignment for 2 months, but he had been told there were "special circumstances". That made him nervous.
@vexwerewolf
"Prior to this date I am required to inform you that I have been declared legally bad at sex"
"Didn't you say you were a virgin"
"Yeah it was a landmark case"
@BenGSchout
@autogynamelia
It happened to me, it can happen to you!
Join us on the femme side Ben!!
It's somehow made hot people like me, fuck knows what will happen to you.
@saintwalker98
That's kinda Danny Phantom as a whole. Alright premise with some good episodes and specials, held together mostly by a cast that's pretty good at delivery (and then utterly ruined by a horrible last season)
@saintwalker98
I should rewatch Earth's Mightiest Heroes at some point. I remember the episode where Crusher absorbs Mjolnir and thinks he's got it made, until Thor just starts controlling his body
Just as a general note, please, *please* let me know if I ever cross a line or make you uncomfortable. I'm very new to being more open about myself and I'm still figuring out how to navigate these sorts of things.
@FreyjaErlings
I mean, one of the selling points of D&D is that you don't need to use their canon, you can make up your own. The problem, which D&D loves and will do nothing to change the perception of, is that people will look at the creative work of others and ascribe it to the medium
@SixArmedSweater
I hate how much it worries me when I see a left-leaning youtuber and I have to wonder just how close they are to certain parts of bread tube
@Flailmorpho_
Given the delay in broadcasting out into space, it's gonna be actually kinda funny for aliens to arrive in 100 years to save us from the Republican's of 2020... provided we survive that long.
@fiddlersgreen92
@NikkiOphan
I wonder if this is partly from people who are working on more modern cartoons coming in from being cartoon fans, vs. more general "sci-fi, noir, fantasy, super hero" kinds of fans that just ended up working on a cartoon
@LeafTilde
@trgrrl
@erismoth
Minor note, should have used pole arms. Less chance they can get close to you and retaliate, plus you can shout, "You own slaves? Then catch these glaives!"
It took him a moment to realize that they were slimes, just like the girl who had escorted him in. As he realized that, he saw her walking towards him shaking her head. "Oh dear, I'm sorry, but you can't wear those in here." She pointed at his trunks.
He tried to keep his eyes on her face as they worked out the details. She seemed to have been literally poured into her clothes, the various curves jiggling and bouncing as she talked.
"Alright, that's everything. This way sir"
@Nymphomachy
The entire point of the fucking movie is that the entire power dynamic is uneven in Kuzco's favor. It literally starts with him just deciding Pacha doesn't get a home anymore. Deciding it's bad because of "age difference" is incredibly boneheaded
@vexwerewolf
My hope is that the DNC realizes they now have to endorse the only other candidate that made it through the primary process and backs Sanders.
In reality, I'd bet they do some kind of "redo the primary" BS designed to push someone else.
He walked down the hallway with her, eyes drawn to her large ass as she walked. He couldn't help but stare at it. He looked up as she giggled and realized he had been caught. He blushed and kept his eyes on the walls for the rest of the short walk.
He walked out and said goodbye to the receptionist. "Chlora does really nice work." He said as he walked out the door. He couldn't see her staring at his larger butt as he walked, her eyes half lidded with desire.
"She certainly does"
@LeafTilde
I've got the perfect genie wishes all planned.
1: Perfect intuitive understanding of magic and how it works
2: Access to anything I would need to do magic based on my understanding of it.
3: A map to the location of any other genie bottles present on Earth