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Deeper Lobster

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Reviving an old MSN nick... Mainly for fun

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@sima_kotecha Politics should not be about coercion and threat - It should be about debate and collaboration to reach the right answer
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@carolvorders Presumably they will find some way to offset the losses against UK taxes
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@ros_hutchinson She’ll need to console herself with 14 years of capital growth…
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@TomLondon6 Isn’t getting the Tories out of government the most important thing? Slicing up the party in search of pure socialism will stop that.
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@Ry0hitan @BBCNews Errr... she was driving while disqualified, before you get to the drunk part
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@sophielouisecc Conservatives -13 seats... Yeah, that went well.
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@boatman_richard @SuellaBraverman Oooo bet it feels good getting to tweet the word ‘woke’… utterly meaningless.
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@darrengrimes_ And the daily stream of twaddle begins…
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@PippaCrerar @MhairiBlack Dowden obliterated in real time… wonderful
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@sophielouisecc The problem isn’t immigration it’s bad government
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@sophielouisecc Why should they, or anyone else, accept their standard of living reducing because a government can’t control energy prices or inflation?
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@sophielouisecc We had plenty sovereignty before. What has actually been achieved since, because of the newfound freedom? The ability for for PM to lie with impunity perhaps?
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@LeeAndersonMP_ @adrian_rollins If he acknowledged the fact that he’s in government it might raise questions about the 100 grand he makes from GBeebies…
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@sophielouisecc Would you support a convicted criminal as prime minister?
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@carolvorders @guardian Now we have ‘health week’ to look forward to. Steve Barclay telling us for 5 days why everyone one except the government is at fault for the state of the NHS
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@johnredwood The ‘small boats’ are useful to the government as they create division. Don’t expect any resolution anytime soon
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@emilyhewertson @morgan_moore_96 The Tories have been blaming Labour for the past 14 years
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@reformparty_uk Talk us through 'pick up and take them back to France' bit... How will that actually work - in detail... The rest are just words.
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@BethRigby Uproar because it’s disgusting, playing to a specific gallery. Everything seems to be everyone else’s fault.
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@Haggis_UK Coming soon… “it was not my intention to mislead the committee, and I have asked for an investigation to be completed in no less than 18 months”…
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@PolitlcsUK MP for less than 4 years, under Secretary for children, - now the best choice for Energy minister… absolutely boggles the mind.
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@PippaCrerar This really hasn't gone as well as they hoped
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@PetronellaWyatt You really are quite nasty aren’t you?
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@PolitlcsUK An immeasurable loss to parllament.... from where she has been absent for the last 18 months...
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@GoldingBF So he’s not an illegal immigrant then
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@PolitlcsUK It's not a party unless it's a Downing Street party
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@PolitlcsUK Well why not… but isn’t there one tiny problem in reinserting Johnson?
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@TheCardReturns @10DowningStreet You really need to get over the whole flag obsession thing… it isn’t healthy
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@QueenRMade1 Yep - he is the heir… she is expendable. We’ve seen it before…
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@carolvorders @Commonswomequ @carolinenokes @mariacaulfield They don't do government or accountability do they...
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@sophielouisecc Take a day off and leave it to the grown ups please
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@BylineTimes We are not reluctant to discuss it, discussion is not permitted
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@LondonEconomic For once he tells the truth - the government is deliberately slowing the processing. Despite saying they were employing more staff to process applications… ummm… he really needs to choose which lie to tell…
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@sophielouisecc How much would you pay train drivers then?
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@PolitlcsUK @William_Wragg You couldn’t make it up…
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@mrjamesob I thought DM readers wanted stronger border controls
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@PolitlcsUK ‘Small boats week’ cancelled due to good weather… what could say more about the UK in 2023 under the Tories… bloody woke lefty weather spoiling our propaganda….
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@courlis74judy @TorstenBell Because it's been a long hot summer and the big bills havn't started coming in yet
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@reformparty_uk 11% of people... Electorally insignificant, except to erode the Tory vote.
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@SEOTipsnTricks @RepublicStaff If my wife was unwell I doubt I would be afforded three months paid leave by my employer.
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@MimiJ9 Sunak sounds awful and out of place about 98% of the time.
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@PolitlcsUK @soph_husk It’s not a party unless it’s a Tory party party
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@TanjaBueltmann To summarise, it’s a bloody disgrace. Why do these people feel the need to be so nasty. Makes me ashamed to be stuck on this septic island.
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@AndrewBrookLdn @benhabib6 Geez... Don't ask Ben to consider details... he's not a details kind of guy...
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@reformparty_uk @TiceRichard @benhabib6 You’ll do nothing because you havn’t the slightest prospect of being in power.
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@welshroots @hzeffman @Daily_Express They simply won’t mention it again. The damage is done.
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@GBNEWS It’s not about Harry, so let’s spend all day talking about Harry.
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@WendtheWalker Never been the same since they did away with the smog, TB and outside toilets...
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@PippaCrerar Don't know why he's worried, he won't answer them properly anyway...
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@SkyNews Cheeky sod insinuating that NHS in Scotland is worse than England - it isn’t.
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@CelticFC Don’t know why anyone is surprised at the style of play… it was dire the last season he was here
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@PolitlcsUK He can ask for whatever he likes, he isn't going to get it.
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@toryboypierce @princeharry It would be hilarious - it’ll make the heads of his haters spin like tops
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@erinecarina Be my guest .... ;)
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@NadineDorries If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem. Why did you keep all these astonishing revelations secret for so long? Oh yes, because that's what the self serving do.
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@darrengrimes_ Serious answer - because the issues predate last Saturday
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@BethRigby Aside a few frothers, no one cares about the boats. The numbers of arrivals are trifling compare to legal migration, but the govt continue their suicide mission to divide by clinging onto it. The main issue is always the economy, and people are still skint.
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@supertanskiii All seems a lot of fuss over 600K of non-public funds… we havn’t seen CSI tents or Sunday arrests related to multi hundred million pound PPE contracts for example…
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@QaysSediqi Sounds like criminal damage to me... Are police involved?
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@LBC @NickFerrariLBC The fishing thing has been mentioned a few times recently by the hard of thinking
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@Uhtrecq @LBC @mrjamesob The police can’t find evidence. Waverley station is full of CCTV which has been reviewed. The media story evolved from pushed in the back to punched and kicked in 48 hours…
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@supertanskiii Embarrassing to say he is my MP, didn’t vote for him though. He is a feeble Tory drone - one of the worst , never breaks the party line he’s been told to spout. Delighted to see him getting brutally called out tonight. The quicker he is out the better.
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@KuyVon @modernaurelius @PippaCrerar Well they’re doing that now anyway
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@jamesdoleman 6. On reflection, refuse to accept the inquiry findings
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@acatherwoodnews So this is the DUP that Mrs May paid a billion pounds to placate - whatever happened to that money?
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@cheesedoff3 @mazst So could you have worked if your ex sister in law couldn’t look after your child?
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@castlvillageman Let’s have her extradited then
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@sophielouisecc @adhtvaus Just so everyone knows, Ms Corcoran will say she speaks for everyone in the UK - she does not.
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@yesiwill44 @AshleaSimonBF What are you on about? Please cite an example of Sharia law in the UK…
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@carolvorders It's the sound of poor wee Michelle being thrown under the bus... A convenient and unimportant (to the party) sacrificial lamb.
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@hoffman_noa FFS... Presumably the taxpayer picking up the bar tab...
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@RealStephenKerr Hang on… a Tory encouraging immigration and thinking we need more of it? That’ll make some heads spin down London way…
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@BylineTimes @Otto_English Very good… I’ll always remember the Cameron’s on their summer holiday in Cornwall, having a photoshoot coffee by a drizzly harbour - you could just about hear Sam muttering ‘why can’t we just go to Tuscany like all our friends…’
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@MailOnline 166 engagements in 2023, 132 in 2023. Hectic.
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@kelvmackenzie Just because gobby Nella got kicked out doesn’t make Farage the ‘beating heart of Britian’…
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@gilesofthefield @johnredwood It is million…. Slip of the finger that Mr Redwood has chosen not to clarify
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@JohnHuyton @PetronellaWyatt There’s a lot to be angry about
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@HereCelts Clearly deliberate attempt to injury the player. Should get a retrospective red and ban.
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@J4m35c4mpb3ll They don’t come to Aberdeen - they come to an airport and the conference centre virtually next door, make a set of meaningless pronouncements, and bugger off.
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@CMY1952 @sophielouisecc Incorrect… people can be unable to attend a polling station on a particular day for a huge number of legitimate reasons. They should not be denied their right to vote.
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@LBC @mrjamesob The Scottish Conservatives MSPs do that in their pronouncements every single day.
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@RealStephenKerr Politicising a day that doesn’t need it. The pro-Palestinian event will be at a different time and location from any commemorations. Aside from anything else the main national event is on Sunday. But those facts don’t fit the divisive Tory narrative.
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@JackCroft04 @AndyBurnhamGM Plenty of money is invested in London… why does money earmarked for the north need to be plundered as well?
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@PippaCrerar The point is the messages are not lost - they will be in the account that still exists. Do they think we are all that stupid?
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@CameronDLWalker Will William leave his house or will the handover be done in his pantry?
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@lincs67 @LeeAndersonMP_ Love how the Tories are slicing their party up - saves anyone else from doing it
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@GBNEWS Arlene being all upset - must be good then.
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@RoyalDickie @FIFAWWC I hope Harry turns up, and watch all his critics with their heads in a spin after demanding his brother attends
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@TalkTV @Iromg @TVKev Bit weird how a couple of middle aged blokes are so interested...
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@theousherwood None of them are thinking beyond Friday morning... they don't care about uniting their own party, never mind the country. Friday will just be the starting point for the recriminations between the survivors, and all they will care about is thier personal positions.
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@jonsopel Perhaps the Speaker could take some action for a change - That is contempt of the house
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@ConsPost @NadineDorries @IainDale What did Ms Dories do to merit elevation to the Lords?
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@ScotNational The twit is at the absolute zenith of his political achievements, and getting terribly over excited about it.
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@Phil_Burgundy @carolvorders The absolute state of him
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@ScotNational Does he ever stop moaning? Can anyone identify a single contribution he’s ever made apart from complaining?
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@IsabelOakeshott Well done for mentioning it then!
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@mrjamesob BBC press office in panic saying the series was 5 not 6 episodes…. Like they’re going to make an Attenborough program just to keep it in the can
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@benhabib6 @Mike_J_Tallon Have you actually looked at the replies to your triumphant post?
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@ZandiSussex Where’s his wife?
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