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Father & husband. Tech & outdoor enthusiast with a witty sense of humor. Official title “Reply Guy”

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3 months
@InternetH0F I ran out of inches to move forward 2 inches ago.
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10 months
@messedupfoods always good to marry one w/ a sense of humor
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@FAFO_TV that was an expensive crash; have fun telling your insurance company what you hit.
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11 months
@InternetH0F what would a horse do in prep time where it could improve its chances?
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@ShitpostGate At least she hiding her face.
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10 months
@AceStarThe3rd Probably illegal... & if you spam "Blinded by the Light" by Bruce S during the self-defense.. you'll get charged w/ Cruel & Unusual punishment on top of it all.. lol
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9 months
@InternetH0F Modern Day Moses? Splitting the seas.
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1 year
@InsaneRealitys I’d prolly poop myself if I swam up on that & no one gave me a heads up.
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9 months
@InternetH0F He does have an argument. Not a good one, but still has one. Lmao.
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@InternetH0F Hope that family went on to be blessed with financial success....
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11 months
@image_origins The hesitation may give him a chance to flee. Prolly on a skateboard. While doing some awesome move to distract the guy even further. Than disappear into the sunset like an old Western movie.
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11 months
@wildtiktokss Roasted by two entirely different generations.
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1 year
@image_origins Looks like a sturgeon. But how though? It jump out a river & freeze up mid-air?
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9 months
@InternetH0F I guess he could hang up posters of Spiderman to show support??
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3 months
@InternetH0F Gator's like... this place has a continental breakfast, you just got to be early & show up before sunrise.
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10 months
@ShitpostGate Modern day problems require modern day solutions
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1 year
@Rainmaker1973 Baby Shark doo doo do dooo.. Baby Shark doo doo do *OMG WTF is that?!? Whew! Avoided that disaster.. Baby Shark doo doo do doo...
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@InternetH0F One would potentially think the two hole(s) to be suspicious.
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1 year
@s8n Binge all the Theater movies. Test drive all the really nice cars. Find an area with year round good weather to setup a base. Make friends with numerous dogs for companionship. Than start thinking long-term; like having a garden, etc.
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10 months
@crim_tweets_ Accurate. Also, same with Zombie bites.
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9 months
@WonderW97800751 Is anyone gonna talk about the elephant in the room??
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1 year
Practicing my art skills. Guess who!!
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10 months
@InternetH0F Haha she got burned. Not enough to no longer need a jacket. Just a diff burn, emotional burn
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10 months
@mollyoswaks The exterminator needed a reminder of what the perpetrator looked like so they could effectively do their job.
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10 months
@InternetH0F very true... depending on movie genre's too. Nothing like consistently turning up or down the volume during select scenes.. annoying.
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@ShitpostGate Good thing for obvious clarification.....
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10 months
@weirddalle Prolly thinking my girl watches TikTok & I need to keep this relationship in tact.
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9 months
@ShitpostGate Alcohol so good even the posts can’t stand up straight.
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11 months
@HumansNoContext This old* Even MS/Dos old, but I was a real young kid playing Duke Nukem 3D & Red Barron
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10 months
@ShitpostGate I stared at this for a while thinking it was a video, & was waiting for it to start
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3 months
@ShitpostGate Avatar checks out.
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9 months
@EverythingOOC Imagine being a kid & a big fan of the movie "Cars" and seeing this go by... You'd prolly piss yourself in excitement.
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10 months
@InternetH0F Ha, she got Regina George'd.
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@weirddalle yo, that a pet raptor?? that'd be dope, like Jurassic world. Ultimate guard pet.
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10 months
@FadeHubb Walk of Shame meets Stride of Pride?
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10 months
@insultsrare just Kenny being re-born.
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3 months
@weirddalle Think you already did that bud, think you already walked it off.
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11 months
@JudiciaIreview @InternetH0F those running jump rear leg kicks I bet for practice.
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10 months
@ShitpostGate So many fun puns..... love it.
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2 years
@BillyM2k In a moment of chaos, you have the 3 Fs, Freeze, Flee, or Fight. This guy woke up that day & chose to fight. Legendary!
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1 year
@growing_daniel Or, go to the bar, get drunk, start a fight - Get to do both, but pay for only the drinks.
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@InsaneRealitys Puppy was like.. "This is fine" Just chilling & waiting.
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@ClownWorld_ 16 yo me would of volunteered as tribute.
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1 year
@StrangestMedia Well he was quick to stop drop & roll. But that may burn & linger.
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9 months
@GoodReddit well I guess all superpowers come with their own version of kryptonite. Just unsure if JB's desire for my sweet sweet nectar is... concerning yet or not.
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1 year
@unusual_whales translation: "We're all working until death"
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11 months
@ShitpostGate He was having nun of that
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10 months
@ShitpostGate that's a lot of episodes... 37 minutes per episode (w/o) commercials = 555,000 minutes, or 9,250 hours, or 385 days, or 7.411 weeks of non stop watching if you haven't started the series yet.
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10 months
@Bornakang I’d say modern day problems/modern day solutions, but this is beyond sketch!!! But I get his motive though; lol.
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@wildtiktokss The level of the slamming, was at a prestige level.
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1 year
@OrwellNGoode If it was the best, did you go back?!?
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1 year
@spectatorindex Translation (maybe)?: Don't leave the U.S. ~ no body likes us anymore. Stay safe ya'll.
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10 months
@InternetH0F I do live where its flat... When my dog runs away, I can see her running for two weeks before she's out of sight.
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9 months
@weirddalle Isn’t it odd that Trojan condoms are to prevent the little guys from making a run for it, but the Trojan Horse, that was the whole entire intent???
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10 months
@insultsrare wait... you guys were getting paid?
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@HelpingChads Next time I need to learn math; I'm going to PH!
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@s8n is it... "I've been missing out on all this?" Or a.. "I'm not ready for this much wide-spread open arena"
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11 months
@kirawontmiss Internet ruined you. But it’s okay. It ruined me too.
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@Yoda4ever That doggy knows whats up... Like, what's behind me? Ya, that's a big furry nope!
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@InternetH0F Did he ever get his apology? Maybe a gift card to a restaurant for his troubles?
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@kirawontmiss Reminds me of this photo from my camera roll I took a few years back at the black hills. More trees tho.
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@weirddalle accurate... and thank goodness for removal shower heads.
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@ShitpostGate Really? Who could attempt such a silly thing & expect +positive results.
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@MrBeast Well... That doesn't sound so random (almost like it was maybe... calculated?)
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@InternetH0F Be extra ridiculous, walk backwards at a fast pace so you can see his reaction when you pass him.
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@weirddalle Since everyone signed it, I'm assuming this was done in like 15,000 BC or something
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@ShitpostGate Right? No need to generate pointless thoughts that may never have an answer to keep you up all night :P
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1 year
@ScienceGuys_ really helpful to get blood stains out.
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1 year
@_CMCF Truck make that move on purpose or by negligent driving? They seemed like they wanted to get into pass lane, but other driver wasn't really letting him in either..
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@ShitpostGate At least the cycle is coming to an end.
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2 years
@greg16676935420 @elonmusk What do you recommend for healthy stock? Chicken, Beef, or Vegetable Stock?
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@ShitpostGate Guess humpdy dumpy fell off the wall in the 1st one?
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@messedupfoods what a cheesy pick up line.
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@weirddalle When your too cheap to buy new sheets, so you use your old sheets from when you were like 7/8 yrs old.
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1 year
@s8n looks like blueberry waffles. Google "Blue Waffles" to ensure you know whether it's mold or blueberries.
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@FAFO_TV bye bye finger....... Snapping turtles don't mess around.
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@unusual_whales This is the plot of numerous sci fi movies. May as well clone some dinosaurs while we are at it too.
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@s8n Forgot to return an overdue library book.
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@InternetH0F I read somewhere, not sure if true, but the way corps go about this, is they collect our donation and compile it together for their donation and use those figure(s) to write-off on taxes.
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@creepydotorg Meh, cuz why not?
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@StrangestMedia I don’t ride the train, but… maybe I’ll start if they’re providing en route entertainment?
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@s8n it likes look they're all having a fun time.
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@ShitpostGate Hey now! Dragons need their pleasure too, I guess.
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@ShitpostGate Bart? Is that you?
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@ShitpostGate Even the cat was like.. Wait, she serious? is she being serious right now!??!?
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@TweetsOfCats Bingus looked like a trouble maker from the beginning.
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@Boston69ers @InternetH0F Acquire weapons or tools that are allowed to win the fight?
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@wildtiktokss I was curious where this was gonna go after the first sentence. But uhm.. 😶
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10 months
@JoeyCoyfox $10 to someone to go pet that kitty's belly.
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@Rainmaker1973 Crab was like "Come w/ me, we'll share this feast"
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@InternetH0F Starbuck's makes simple things like this difficult. So I brew my coffee at home & get yelled at by the wife when I do it wrong. Lose/lose situation.
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@ShitpostGate However, they may have said, she’d be really hot if she ‘had’ eyelashes.
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@ClownWorld_ This for porch pirates? I think they broke their own privacy by trespassing/stealing.
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@ShitpostGate I wonder what she thinks about 119/17
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@s8n Did they ever consider that they could walk or use the stairs now?
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@s8n Simplicity has its perks. Less to clean. Probably don’t have visitors often. And freedoms to do as you please
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@weirddalle Spider: "I'm out of reach.. and when they see me, they'll freak... - when they run to get something to hit me with, that's when I make my move.."
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@weirddalle Y? what happen in the car that got you so scared?
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@ShitpostGate Or.. if it's bad, at least we can make some really good memes out of it.
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