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Level 44 unlocked! Powers include: sarcasm, political rants, and the ability to quote obscure comic book lines. (He/Him)

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@MalaakSafa I am a man and I have scary stories of men. And if you don’t have one, than maybe you are the scary man
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@BaddCompani Their $75 showed up in their accounts
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@Acyn Why do republicans continue to visit Russia on the 4th of July? Why did Clarence Thomas visit for his honeymoon? Someone should look into it for sure
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@MattBinder It’s almost as if they have different bodies that suit their sport Gold Medal Hammer Throw vs Gold Medal Pole Vaulter
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@Acyn Wow. We all watched it live. They were not cheering for him
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@rebecca_fachner Most men wouldn’t notice because they don’t wash their hands anyways.
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@notcapnamerica They have always been about branding. True or not true, they throw out stuff and repeat it over and over. And this simple little word is driving them nuts because they can’t shake it. We will be talking about it for weeks.
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@JJohnsonLaw Polls are rigged unless Trump is winning
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@KamalaHQ That’s the difference between a “we” campaign and a “me” campaign. He will never understand that.
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@notcapnamerica “You were gone yesterday. Were you at a rally” 💀
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@notcapnamerica As you like to say, open the schools!
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@cbouzy She’s salty he outmaneuvered them and ensured Harris got the nomination
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@BMeiselas Isn’t he “6’3” lol. So all the women are taller than him?
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@notcapnamerica Every contractor I have worked with you pay half upfront and other half when completed. 🤷
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@Acyn She is just not that into you. 💁
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@HalfwayPost Don’t threaten me with a good time
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@GOP Is he going to prison?
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@mattxiv If she ends up dead, they will point fingers at everyone else and still get their morning coffee. It just doesn’t make sense.
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@AdamParkhomenko Must be cheaper than paying off the indoor facilities he owes money too 😂😂😂 Meanwhile JD Vance is just out there rawdogging it
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@acnewsitics He’s mad because his pal Putin kept in the dark and he didn’t know it was going to happen. He is mad mad
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@highbrow_nobrow @atrupar What do we say about people that are now flying Epsteins plane? Someone should look into that
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@atrupar Did he say that to the Americans face that they weren’t worth bringing home?
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@ianmSC And yet he pulled off something that Trump never could.
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@CalltoActivism MeeMaws that peaked in high school and can’t let it go.
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@mattxiv And Rosie was right. That is how the media spins it
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@atrupar We like Obama. We like women in skirts. We even like men in skirts. Not really seeing the problem here.
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@Freeyourmindkid Because they owe money to all of the indoor venues.
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@Acyn That’s a weird thing to say
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@notcapnamerica Most of the people outraged by the opening ceremony don’t even watch the Olympics. They just need to be the main character at all times. It’s exhausting.
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@ungerbn103 His campaign is also out of money. And he owes many cities money and they aren’t letting him come without paying first.
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@GeorgieM72 @MalaakSafa Maybe if you “masculine” men would mind your own fucking business half of the world’s population wouldn’t have a problem trusting you. But here we are Because you are literal assholes that get off on terrorizing people you feel are weaker than you.
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@notcapnamerica Clever trap = let Republicans speak. 😂 Seriously, did they not vet him at all?
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@citizenwillis As with most of our laws, they are on the honor system. Trump has shown that you don’t actually have to follow them if you don’t want to.
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@marcthiessen You had plenty of time to change the direction of this party. Incident after incident. It should have been over. Instead you doubled down and supported a man that is trying to destroy this country. You are not a conservative. You are an opportunist.
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@franklinleonard I saw someone say a Star Wars themed Christmas tree in the White House and I am here for it!
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@RandiWhite I am glad you said that. I felt the same way watching that interview. Like, bitch you know why.
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@atrupar Believe him the first time. He is not joking!
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@guelphgirlchris They’re just mad it wasn’t Cheetos 😂😂😂
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@MeghanMcCain Do go on.
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@Elex_Michaelson @briantylercohen @KamalaHarris We don’t need the media anymore. There is YouTube, twitter, TikTok, instagram, and so many other avenues for her to reach people. She doesn’t need you as much as you need her.
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@TomZohar This is my business partner, Benji.
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@Di_Fede9 @MattBinder Don’t worry, she doesn’t even know you exist.
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@secupp That’s today’s “Republican” party.
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@notcapnamerica I do instacart and when I get someone I always text them that I am a picky shopper and I will look for your stuff. I will also ask if I can’t find it, lol. I know they get nervous when they see a guy has their order. 😂😂😂
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@Mediaite What happened is there was no bottom for the maga movement and you kept reporting like it was normal
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@notcapnamerica @KamalaHarris She was a bad boss because she wanted to … check notes … be accurate with her information? That doesn’t sound trivial to me
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@loose_parts @Tim_Walz Tampons for America! It should happen for all bathrooms!
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@notcapnamerica “Settles?” No, bitch, she won a Silver Medal 🥈
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@notcapnamerica Just your very normal Monday evening activity. Nothing weird to see. Nope. Definitely not weird.
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@JinkxMonsoon @SeriphaSigma The sisterhood of the traveling pants! I love it
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@TrumpDailyPosts Because we know her. She doesn’t need to give the fake news any airtime.
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@Angry_Staffer I don’t just want him to lose, I want it to be by such a big margin that he cracks. I want Harris to get the most votes in history! It will drive him insane
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@hemantmehta He meant to say they would be individuals with their own personality that won’t be controlled by some book written centuries ago.
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@JackPosobiec lol and how is Trump going to do that? Will we get the plan in two weeks?
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@iamgabesanchez But then where will the white members of Blacks for Trump go?
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@JDVance Do you think they are as lonely as the people at your parking lot rally?
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@MaximumG0rky @LadyDumplings Yes. Why are you so understaffed? What is your turnover rate? What is the number one reason your staff leaves? Do they normally give a two week notice or just stop showing up?
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@LieckfeltScott @MalaakSafa I am not afraid of men. I have had several bad experiences with them because they can’t mind their own business and don’t know how to take no for an answer. Not sure why you would wish hard on other people. But this is why women chose the bear every time
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@NemoSalus @ozdale It was a wardrobe malfunction. Not everything is a conspiracy
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@buttigiegwins He is so good at this. She could not keep up. She sounded so defeated after every answer.
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@Angry_Staffer We have been saying for the past 8 plus years that none of this is normal. And weird just sums it all up. They are weird. They are obsessed with sex and the lgbt community. They are weird.
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@NATSOCNOTES @MalaakSafa And? I like myself. And people like you see someone that is different or doesn’t fit their view of a man and they deserve to be harassed or hurt simply for existing. I hope your sisters, moms, daughters, and children won’t ever have to come across someone with your view.
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@Angeriavm @RuPaulsDragRace So happy for you! There was a reason they were blocking you every episode. They knew. Congrats to an amazing season and can’t wait to see you on all winners!!
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@Turkewitz Yep. Guilty as charge. Someone should make a chart now 😂🤣
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@DougWahl1 I am a limp-wrist homo that is allergic to sports, and I can catch the ball better than that. 😂
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@AdamParkhomenko Gus Gus says hi!
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@ChrisCillizza He should have been doing that a long time ago. The media isn’t serious and hasn’t been for a long time.
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@hughhewitt @rachelvscott @realDonaldTrump Aww did the big mean scary reporters ask him questions about the things he said about the people in the room? Bullies don’t like it when you stand up to him and crumbled after the first question. How is he going to talk to world leaders when he can’t answer simple questions
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@sedderaside Do you feel good that you were one of their first to spoil it?
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@CatholicLeague Shouldn’t you be focusing on keeping kids away from your priests? Seems like a better use of your time
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@mckaycoppins We don’t believe it’s real. We aren’t maga. We think it’s funny because it bugs him. MAGA acts like toddlers so the only thing that works is childish insults. Who knew the word “weird” would bring down the whole movement?
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@acnewsitics We should have pointed it out earlier 😂
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@Di_Fede9 @MattBinder She knows enough to not give bigots like you the time of day
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@therecount He doubled and triple downed it. Quit gaslighting for him
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@BMeiselas He wrote the playbook
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@ememess When Tim Walz is standing in line to get ice cream and a large group of people show up behind him, he says “Looks like we got here just in time!”
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@Anthony38933201 @GeorgieM72 @MalaakSafa Have you considered not hurting people just because you can and taking no for an answer? Is that possible? Can you just mind your business when you see someone that you don’t like? Is that possible? Do you find joy in harassing people just because you can?
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@notcapnamerica It’s been so fun to watch. They are losing the narrative lol
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@atrupar Can he answer a question without bringing up what Trump thinks? Does he not have his own opinion?
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@fiercalicious You make great tv! You will be back again. Even if you win, they will have you on an all winners season.
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@highbrow_nobrow @RightWingWatch You know what’s not good for marriage? People not in yours trying to tell you what is good for your marriage. Seriously you guys are freaking weird. Worry about your own marriage.
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@DavidLimbaugh We are treating this the same way we treat school shootings, with thoughts and prayers but no actual action and forgotten about 2 days later.
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@HaleyVte4Harris Ya, ok. We will make sure to cater to you and your beliefs. Why do the democrats always have to compromise? If saving democracy isn’t enough for you. If not voting for a person with 34 felony convictions is not enough for you. If not voting for someone with sexual assault and
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@SPEEDYSPLACE @RealDeanCain @RealLyndaCarter The one we’re Harris is going to be our next president. Hope that helps
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@ValentinaForSOS This is mocking your religion.
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@JoAnn_1266 @MattBinder Ah I missed the point on that. And that is obviously worse.
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@tedcruz Then why did you vote against the border bill?
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@notcapnamerica There’s soap in the bathrooms too, and a lot of you nasty mfs don’t use it after using the bathroom.
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@Road_442 @kevinmyoung Ya, that’s how art works. It’s meant to make you confront your feelings. And right now a lot of you are letting your homophobia shine through. And we see you
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@notcapnamerica @MolineauxN58356 And you could still join the call if you didn’t fit into the category. They weren’t turning people away
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@notcapnamerica @KamalaHarris @Tim_Walz I am sad it wasn’t Pete. But Walz was my second choice. Mainly because of his Sass. 💁 I can’t wait to watch him debate JD!
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@davidaxelrod Why are you there?
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@NikkiHaleyHQ Didn’t you say we can’t let Trump won just a few months ago?
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@hwinkler4real 8. 2 arms 1 neck 1 torso 2 front 2 back
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@TruthierT @FanLagann @LadyDumplings The arrogance bleeds through the questions. Maybe make your business a place that people want to work at. What are you doing to keep your employees? Anything? We are not in an age where we just work for entitled bosses. There are plenty of jobs out there. There is absolutely no
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@willeweaver @thetonymichaels @ChaseKnapps lol what? How is he being a pussy? He is saying it their face. You can’t even do that on your own twitter feed. You hide behind a faceless profile. 😂
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@Acyn How often did Lindsay graham meet with Pelosi?
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