🇩🇲Plantain BlattMeister🇱🇨
@DcaHomie_02
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Tryna find myself
Joined December 2017
This how girls look at you after they’ve had two glasses of wine
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Nobody:.An attention seeker:.
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This nigga was speeding in the air. 😂.
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Her: “I miss you 🥺 come over”.Me: “I was with you for four days straight how you missing me there already?”.Also me:
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The day 11 people text me is the day either my nudes leak or somebody had a rumor going around that I die.
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Kissing her forehead to activate the eiddiiaaatt in her >.
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Whoever made this going to hell cause LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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You know damn well you ain’t post this for your hair.
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My girl fresh off her period and wanna get some dick. Real aggressive with it.
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You think you gonna bitch for a whole week then the week when your period comes you want me to come cuddle and rub your stomach cause of cramps? LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO you’re absolutely right, cause I care about you.
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Being sexually and physically attracted to someone who stimulates you mentally is top 2 and it ain’t 2.
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Can’t tell the doctor but telling Twitter. Girl math.
Swallowed his c** and a few minutes later I had severe stomach ache😭😫 shit landed me in the hospital and I couldn’t tell the dr what I truly ate.😂.
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I always forget that Americans can’t understand CARIBBEAN accents. .
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Why is there a Jeep casual passing by?.
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So you’re telling me this isn’t flour?.
Stretch marks aren’t a flaw! This skin has stretched and shrunk four times to accommodate seven little humans. 💪. 📷 IG: triple.twinning
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Are you a pitbull?.
Late dinner is an average size one. 2 large chicken thighs.1 large chicken drumstick.6 large eggs.Rice with Shitto
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Dating a church girl is the best. I cheat. she finds out. We pray together and blame the devil.
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@hermosolife87 @1BANKSLY @sheHaitian Usually when someone says something like that it’s due to internalized racism.
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Lol lol that is a real West Indian bathroom after a barrel touch down 🤣.
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Yes. I’m West Indian.
Yeah, sex is great but have you ever gotten to the airport with plenty of time to eat, pee, buy a magazine & bottle of water, have a beer, pee again and charge your phone?.
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His entrance 10/10.Her balance 10/10.Her knees 10/10.
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When her ass jiggles on the backshot and her pum pum sounding like macaroni when you stroke
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Americans come to a Caribbean party and want to hear American Music LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OK.
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If you tryna love me and do things like this with me hmu.
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You got “having babies” money?
This generation so scared of having babies.
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Yeah you're attractive, but are you good for my mental health? Do you communicate your issues? What's your emotional intelligence like?.
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Sausages wrapped in plantain?? I STAN.
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The entire Caribbean uses it. what do you mean if people still use it?.
people still use WhatsApp? Lol.
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Me shooting my shot at girls then remembering my wcw can see the tweets.
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What West Indians sound like to Americans when we speak in our various patois’ :
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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You’re not eating it right till she’s tryna wine her pussy into your mouth.
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When you start reading a fire tweet then the TL refreshes and you lose it.
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It costs $0.00 to tell somebody move their modacunt.
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Leave the person daughter alone if is fuckery you ah come with.
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Y’all drinking coconut water of out cans. ofcourse it would taste nasty.
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😞 then y’all break up now she giving her new nigga the slurp and double hand combo <<<<<<.
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What’s your dick size? — Measure it with your throat and you tell me
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You see Caribbean culture? That ting full of vibes !.
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Told the man I got two A’s and two B’s 🤦🏽♂️ Caribbean parents
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When I’m in Walmart and I hear buh wa di modass two aisles over.
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Caribbean parents apologizing??? A myth
Y’all parents ever said sorry when they clearly messed up? Lol.
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When she arches her back and puts her fat ass up in the air.
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*Types professional email to Uni professor*.Professor: "Yeah okay" - Sent from my Iphone.
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The Weeknd wants me to call my ex up so she can be her ain’t shit self to me one last time 😞.
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Once I catch feelings for you. you’re now the finest person to ever walk the earth to me.
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White people born in the Caribbean are just white people with seasoning.
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The Kalinago Name for our Island is Wai’tukubuli, which translates to Tall Is Her Body. Thea Lafond-Gadson has stood up tall and brought home the gold medal. I am in awe!.
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She’s working hard to get what she wants while you have a Cashapp link in your bio. Sit this one out.
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Me to me after getting my feelings hurt because I didn’t listen to me:
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They bring the girl to untie herself. It’s over for David De Gea I fear.
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Retweet this to vex Jamaicans
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Talking in West Indian dialect > talking in standard English.
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Wa your shoe size dawg? Cause it looking like I can reach Martinique on them boat deh.
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
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*My girl laying down minding her business*.Me:
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What’s this hatred for porridge? Were you not loved as a child? What is going on?.
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Girls that like plantain got the best pussy.
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Your girl reaching for your dick while y’all lay cuddling in the dark :
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I act like everything good but deep down I wanna sell drugs.
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Caribbean women. That’s it. That’s the tweet.
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I feel like y’all get a lot of niggas that just fuck y’all through the boxer hole.
If niggas get butt ass naked to have sex , he about to enjoy that pussy.
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The family you’re marrying into is so important.
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Someone said unprotected sex with black Athletes LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Jamaica girls are so fine yet sooooo bad for your health. 😭.
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West Indian is on this three times you can’t possibly take this sort of data seriously.
Interesting data. Why are Black immigrant homes doing better financially than Black American homes? I’m curious. 🇺🇸
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If looooooveeee soo niceee tell me why it hurt soo baaaddd .Baaadung
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YALL NEVER HAD A WOMAN CONSTRICT HER WALLS ON YALL? LMFAOO 🚶🏾♂️.
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As West Indians y’all don’t do enough Obeah in these instances for me.
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RT if you think inter-Caribbean travel should be cheaper.
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How many times we gotta tell y’all we love the tiger stripes ?.
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Your opinion doesn’t matter.
Plantain is nasty. Sorry😭.
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I’ve done this before. Anything can be done when you’re in love and your gyal ting sweet.
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Y’all gonna tell me these aren’t the vampires in Twilight?.
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Pregnancy really looks like it has more cons than pros lol.
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You drag Haiti into it? Girl you doe fraid you start cough in the morning? 😭.
You try to gate keep and look. Now look in 20 years when the resources all gone because “it’s a better move” nope don’t wanna hear it. Migrate to Haiti first🧘🏾♀️🧘🏾♀️the first set with their independence.
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Seven day adventists.
what’s something that seems like a cult but isn’t a cult ?.
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