One thing I’ve noticed about daytime telly is that’s it’s the same pensioners on all the adverts, jumping from travel insurance and funeral plans to frozen ready meals. Always pretending to be the average person in the street. And yes, I know I need to go and do some work.

@hellothisisivan Never trust anyone who walks past the Tesco (or other supermarket) charity book section without even a casual glance.

@jslovechild Campo Van Beethoven.

@jslovechild Or the sheepskin.

@jslovechild Fred The Fish on a Wednesday, Vinnie The Veg Tuesday.

@TheBoltonNews How do you 'brace' for cold weather and does it stop you getting cold?

Just wondering if its worth a trip to Asda to see if all the Gino D'Acampo ready meals are in markdown.

@MarcIles That Worthington/Greaves photo is screaming out for a caption competition.

This is what we need at Wembley finals - not fireworks and a DJ.

@EdwynCollins Great song…and a much underrated album as well.

@TheMumper still got and wear a Duffer hoodie. And a suede trucker jacket. Might still have a polo shirt and some t-shirts too.

@bushontheradio @louistheroux "I've got a terraced house...rented...in Yarmouth."

@hellothisisivan Scandalous that they weren't all forced to make Man About The Palace in the 70s. Roy Kinnear popping round making a mess of fixing the royal loo.

@bwfc_elliot In short, good at signing permanents, bit mixed (at best) on loans.

@MarcIles He must need the money if he's choosing not to take a good few months off. Also, Carlisle - quite the drive if he's to moving up there.

@NigelMcFarlane Probably applies to at least 5 on there!

@Channel4News I hope he doesn’t follow through. Especially if he’s wearing light coloured trousers.

@BOYWONDERB @EdieWeide @Pompey love that.

RT @OnThisDeity: One of the best Marianne pics ever. Hell, one of THEE best pics ever